If you live to 100...

monster • May 2, 2010 10:47 pm
What presents do you think you might like for your birthday?

Viagra?
New dentures?
Suicide Pill?
Parachute Jump?
Bottle of Whisky and a packet of smokes?
Skydiving trip over the grand canyon?

If you make it to 100, will you be a vegetable in a wheelchair and diapers, or a spry old goat getting a hole in one before entertaining at the 19th?
freshnesschronic • May 2, 2010 11:15 pm
lap dance
Nirvana • May 3, 2010 12:19 am
freshnesschronic;653218 wrote:
lap dance


When I am 100 I will give you one ;)

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]I have experience[/COLOR]
piercehawkeye45 • May 3, 2010 12:27 am
monster;653213 wrote:
Suicide Pill?
Parachute Jump?

A combination of the two. Parachute jump without the parachute.
bluecuracao • May 3, 2010 1:34 am
While living in DC, I was riding the 42 bus home one night--and this adorable, perky old guy got off a couple of stops before me. The bus driver commented to those of us close by the door that he was 98 years old. If asked, I would have guessed he was around 70.

So, making it to age 100 may not be as bad as you think, you age-ist mofos.

I'd also guess he wouldn't have turned down a lap dance.
sexobon • May 3, 2010 3:21 am
I hope people will scrape up the money to send me on a trip into space. I can help them save off the round trip fare by staying up there until I expire and again on cremation by being my own reentry vehicle.
ZenGum • May 3, 2010 5:07 am
I plan to take increasing risks as I age.
50 = ecstasy
60 = acid
70 = cocaine
80 = heroin
90 = crack
100 = dunno what, they haven't invented it yet ...
GunMaster357 • May 3, 2010 8:28 am
A 100 years old Whisky along with a box of Cohiba Esplendidos
Shawnee123 • May 3, 2010 8:28 am
Some one on one time with Johnny Depp, who will also be 100. He probably won't need the Viagra. ;)

Seriously, something cool, like a space trip, or a ride in an Indy car. I hope to be like the 103 year old woman who came to my mom and dad's anniversary party: she didn't look a day over 80. :) She was spry and beautiful!
glatt • May 3, 2010 8:49 am
I think the people who make it to 100 tend to be the healthy ones who were spry their whole lives.
Shawnee123 • May 3, 2010 8:52 am
I agree. The ones who aren't sitting in their rocking chairs saying "what if?"

Life is short! Grab the GUSTO! :)
monster • May 3, 2010 3:06 pm
Let's make a pact to come back here on our 100th birthdays and say what we got :lol:

For me, that's in 60 years. Let's see, 60 years ago, coast to coast TV was introduced in America. That's still around, so there's hope.....
Flint • May 3, 2010 4:38 pm
Guns like Manohar Aich, pictured at 91 here:
Sheldonrs • May 4, 2010 1:12 pm
I'm hoping to have been dead for 38 years by the time my 100th birthday roles around.
Gravdigr • May 4, 2010 4:17 pm
If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it!
TheMercenary • May 4, 2010 9:01 pm
Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.
Sheldonrs • May 5, 2010 9:14 am
Gravdigr;653677 wrote:
If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it!


What's the town squares' name and why do you want to beat off on him? Because he's not hip and cool?


:cool:
Gravdigr • May 6, 2010 3:10 pm
hahahahaha---NOT!
ZenGum • May 6, 2010 8:45 pm
TheMercenary;653754 wrote:
Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.


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spudcon • May 6, 2010 10:49 pm
Gonna get laid!
classicman • May 6, 2010 11:14 pm
that the unibombers place? I thought someone already bought it
ZenGum • May 7, 2010 5:08 am
Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.
Shawnee123 • May 7, 2010 8:05 am
ZenGum;654390 wrote:
Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.


:lol:

I'd recognize that cabin anywhere. The UnAbomber said I could have it.

(Did you ever wonder how many times someone corrected Bush that it is NU-CLEE-AR, not NUK-U-LAR, yet he refused to comply?) ;)
Trilby • May 7, 2010 8:49 am
Dance on the grave of a jogger.
xoxoxoBruce • May 7, 2010 9:32 am
Dancing is too much work, how about picnicking?;)
classicman • May 7, 2010 10:07 am
Lemme axe you sumptin?
No? then F off.
ZenGum • May 7, 2010 10:11 am
:D :p: ;)
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Stormieweather • May 7, 2010 10:11 am
Lessee...I will do the sky diving long before I'm 100 (my 22 yr old son and I plan to go together soon). There's very little else in the way of 'adventure' that I haven't already.

So the second half of my century will be spent enjoying my children (and as yet unborn grandchildren) and playing with my various hobbies (like street racing my corvette :D). Oh and earning a living, because I spent the first half of my century adventuring instead of investing :o.
classicman • May 7, 2010 10:20 am
one frickin typo and the nazis come out from under their rocks.
xoxoxoBruce • May 7, 2010 11:18 am
The FBI tagged him UNABOM.
The media called him Unabomber.
The people called him Unibomber.
Unlike Soviet Russia, the people win.:p:
glatt • May 7, 2010 11:33 am
What does the internet call him? Survey says..... unabomber
Spexxvet • May 7, 2010 11:56 am
TheMercenary;653754 wrote:
Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.


A gay unabomber
Shawnee123 • May 7, 2010 12:07 pm
Universities and Airline Bomber.

Or, go ahead and play dumb like Bushie. I don't care. God forbid you learn something.

It's not dAckhead, though, it's dIckhead.

:lol:
CzinZumerzet • May 7, 2010 5:27 pm
A total indulgence, a genuine West Country Cream Tea, oh golly.

Out at Banwell Castle in a village just a few miles from here they serve a cream tea to die for, oh yes, and I could die happy and haunt the castle. So much clotted cream - so little time ...:yum: