When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=4788That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Scary. All I see are math variables...
I see dead people[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]'s languages[/COLOR].
Look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic...
I never realized Homer and I were so much alike. Where's my beer?
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
does what ever a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig
Lookoooout!
He is a spider pig
say shaw, does spider pig make you run away screaming or think of bacon?
Spider pig puts me in an extreme state of turmoil. I WANT to love the bacon, but I HAVE to hate the spider. It's a real conundrum. I have medication for it, though.
"Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. "
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
Take two epics and call me in the morning.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Ha! I thought I'd heard of it before.
