What gives you Job Security?

lumberjim • Apr 30, 2010 5:48 pm
What skill/trait do you possess that makes you a unique contributor and/or asset to your employer?
Cloud • Apr 30, 2010 5:49 pm
our personalities and work styles work well together
lumberjim • Apr 30, 2010 6:00 pm
btw, first one to say 'kneepads' wins!
Cloud • Apr 30, 2010 6:02 pm
does my rubber finger count?
Sheldonrs • Apr 30, 2010 6:29 pm
Knee pads? Amateur.


What gives me job security is the fact that I like my job a lot and I'm good at what I do.
classicman • Apr 30, 2010 6:39 pm
I have none, so I don't know.
Pie • Apr 30, 2010 7:44 pm
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
jinx • Apr 30, 2010 7:52 pm
Nothing. Its an imperfect world, screws fall out all the time. Be prepared.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 30, 2010 8:06 pm
Right. Security? Bwahahahaahhahahaha, you capitalist tools. :haha:
kerosene • Apr 30, 2010 8:11 pm
Messy people
Clodfobble • Apr 30, 2010 8:19 pm
No one else would take 'em.
monster • Apr 30, 2010 9:13 pm
^wss.

and I raise tens of thousands of dollars for the school each year and my salary is zero
zippyt • Apr 30, 2010 11:27 pm
Spaztic boss , Non careing lazy Coworkers , and my never ending Ability to put up with this Bull shit


Powerball take Me AWAY !!!!
glatt • May 1, 2010 7:41 pm
It used to be my work ethic, but now it's that I've been here so long, I know everything.
toranokaze • May 1, 2010 8:01 pm
Being willing to do what most don't.
HungLikeJesus • May 1, 2010 9:21 pm
I can't think of anything.
BrianR • May 1, 2010 11:30 pm
Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.
Griff • May 2, 2010 9:12 am
HungLikeJesus;653004 wrote:
I can't think of anything.


Yeah, that makes me a little uncomfortable as well.
Trilby • May 2, 2010 10:42 am
the security guard. He walks me to my car at night so the triffids don't get me. (They spit poison and kill)
monster • May 2, 2010 5:58 pm
BrianR;653023 wrote:
Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.


But wait, you're not currently employed, so erm.....
ZenGum • May 3, 2010 4:50 am
The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.
Razzmatazz13 • May 11, 2010 9:42 pm
ZenGum;653259 wrote:
The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.


This.
dmg1969 • May 12, 2010 12:54 pm
The fact that they won't find another person to do their IT who will ALSO...
do the mail
run to the courthouse
plunge toilets
plus a shit-load more.

They are sooooooo f'ed if I leave!
monster • May 12, 2010 9:34 pm
The problem is, 85% of top management don't realize how effed they'll be until it's too late and they sack you to cut costs.
Shawnee123 • May 12, 2010 9:36 pm
4 out of 5 dentists disagree.
Shawnee123 • May 12, 2010 9:41 pm
Yeah, it's that fifth dentist.

:lol:
monster • May 12, 2010 9:43 pm
I've heard he doesn't warranty his crowns.
wolf • May 13, 2010 2:06 am
There are always more crazy people. No matter how hard we try to fix 'em, the ones we know about still keep breaking, and there's all these new ones.
TheMercenary • May 13, 2010 3:33 pm
Education and a never ending stream of sick people....