April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys

Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.

Two historic sex toys thought to date back to the 1700s have been sold at an Essex auction for £3,600.

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One of the objects measures 10in (25cm) and the other 11in (28cm).
Staff at the auction described the sex toys as "extraordinary and exceptionally rare". The catalogue description read: "Designed to please Lot 340 - an extraordinary and exceptionally rare "Travel Godermiche". "A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration. The case, although having a re-lined interior, appears to have aged commensurate with the phallus.

Rare? Yeah, it's not the sort of thing that gets handed down for generations, or listed in your estate inventory, for that matter.

Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies? ;)

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I fixed it for you..

aged commensurate with the phalli

Just think of the rare VD you could get from them!

Now who wood have though of that?

Some dickhead, probably ...

... ooops! First post!

I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)!

No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar. :D

tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably

You'd wanna watch for splinters.

In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first.

That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.

Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally. :D

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.

xoxoxoBruce;652235 wrote:

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.

You sure it's not cherryPOPPINwood?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.

Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?

dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"

huzzah!

How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?

I would think that for $5544 you could buy something that was pretty spectacular in bed. :p:

Nah, I cost WAY more than that! ;)

Shawnee123;652309 wrote:

Nah, I cost WAY more than that! ;)

How about a six-pack of Miller Light and 20 Marlboros?

monster;652325 wrote:

How about a six-pack of Miller Light and 20 Marlboros?

You had me at "how about".

She had me at 'h...'

Is there anyone i haven't had?

no

That guy who bought the woodies in EsSEX got the shaft(s).

What makes you think it was a guy? ;)

Kinda brings new meaning to the topic of "Morning Wood", doesn't it?

Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?

"Designed to please" how many?!?!?

glatt;652416 wrote:

Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?

We'll see... ;)

That's the spirit, don't let anybody force you into a commitment. :lol:

Shawnee123;652295 wrote:

How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?

because you're from Ohio. Everything looks like a buckeye to us.