The utterly pointless brain of Clodfobble thread
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Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sprang from Clodfobble's brain, like a demi-god.
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Clodfobble's Brain pajamas.
Clodfobble's Brain is considered America's Most Dangerous Weapon by the Chinese.
Ancient Egyptian priests posited the emergence of Clodfobble's Brain far in the future and carved hieroglyphics honouring it in the Temple at Luxor.
Clodfobble's brain was once removed by an alien. They wanted it to run their home world's computer. Authorities had a limited time to locate and replace it before Clodfobble's body would die. Her physician plugged into the home world computer to learn how to do the brain reimplantation. Clodfobble became conscious before the end of the operation, and assisted in the surgery.
what?!
clodfobble's brain can divide by zero
what?!
clodfobble's brain can divide by zero
In the Tao it is said:
The one begat the two
The two begat the ten thousand things.
This does not beg the question,"Where did the one come from?"
EVeryone knows Clodfobble begat the the one
If Clodfobble's brain were just 9% larger, it would collapse under its own gravity and form a neutron star.
EVeryone knows Clodfobble begat the the one
Better hope not. So far all the things I've begat aren't the greatest specimens of health.
Clodfobble was the result of a genetic engineering experiment. She doesn't know it, but she was actually the firstborn of twins. The other was George Bush.
In the Tao it is said:
The one begat the two
The two begat the ten thousand things.
Starting with Thing One and Thing Two.
The New York Blackout of 1977 was not caused by lightning. It was caused when mobsters stole the young Clodfobble, attempting to harness the emerging power of the Brain. Clodfobble's Brain struck back and plunged the city into darkness.
Clodfobble's brain was once removed by an alien. They wanted it to run their home world's computer. Authorities had a limited time to locate and replace it before Clodfobble's body would die. Her physician plugged into the home world computer to learn how to do the brain reimplantation. Clodfobble became conscious before the end of the operation, and assisted in the surgery.
what?! ...
UT has been been watching original series
STAR TREK reruns.
The mind's eye of Clodfobble's brain transcends time and can see the final demise of Dr. Who.
Clodfobble's brain knows that dark matter exists, where it is, what it is, and what it does.
The speed of light is only constant when Cloddfobble's brain gives it permission.
One cell from Clodfobble's brain provides the processing power for the world's most powerful supercomputer
Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am
Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am
Love that one!
:applause:
Clodfobble's Brain proof read A Brief History of Time for Stephen Hamking. While it was having a nap.
Clodfobble's brain can wear white after labor Day.
It is possible that Clodfobble's brain could get any bigger after reading this thread?
the ratio of clodfobble brain cells to threads on the internet = the number of grains of sand on the earth to each thread.
I think.
clodfobble's brain absorbs an IQ point from your brain every time you think of it.
you just got stupider.
writing this nearly killed me
Clodfobble's Brain is all that...and a bag of chips. Snap!
:)
Clodfobble's train of thought is longer than a piece of string.
Clodfobble's brain is too clever by half to the power of eleventy seven
Clodfobble's brain - Thought there, thunk that.
Clodfobble's brain: bitch-slapping Nobel prize winners and taking names
::Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shawnee::
Stephen Hawking once tried to grasp and understand the complexity and enormity of Clodfobble's brain.
He's been in a wheelchair ever since.
Clodfobble is so concise that her five letter words only have four letters in them.
aaahah!ahaHaahaa
::Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shawnee::
OUCH!
Monster mistook Sundae for Shawnee, it seems :D.
Cloddfobble's brain is awesome any time..... but best when wrapped in bacon, deep fried, chocolate dipped and sprinkled with mature cheddar.
Sounds like a frigging heart attack waiting to happen!
yebbet, yeah....? It's bacon ...and brain... it's worth it....
Clodfobble brain so big it need its own zip code
Clodfobble's brain thought the internet into existence simply so she would have a place to share a picture of her peeing in a liquor store.
It's not Stephen Hawking talking through his computer, it's Clodfobble. Has been all along.
Clodfobble thinks therefor I am.
Clodfobble thinks therefor I am.
Hey, copy cat!
Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am
That is what happens when clodfobble gets deja vu.
I thought solar systems were created when that happens.
Clodfobble's brain thinks, therefore we are.
Oh No! She's created a singularity!
Clodfobble's brain can count stars in the universe......twice......in a nanosecond
Clodfobble's brain can reproduce the sound of one hand clapping
Clodfobble's brain made the 70hp/liter engine obsolete.
Astoundingly, Chuck Norris is jealous of Clodfobble's brain
Clodfobble's brain can reproduce the sound of one hand clapping
...in stereo and surround sound
With perfect non-regional diction.
and still get home in time for supper.
With perfect non-regional diction.
FYI, the folks who wanted to hear me do a British accent... never emailed me back. So I will indeed be sticking with non-regional American diction for the foreseeable future. :)
We'd love to hear it, though.....
I daresay it's actually pretty passable when I'm just speaking. But narration has its own "accent," that straight non-regional thing. I can't do straight non-regional and British at the same time. British to me is all about the conversational lilt, which narration by definition can't have.
I actually used that movie maker site someone had posted here awhile back (
www.xtranormal.com) for reference, since I figured a computer-generated British accent was pretty close to what I was trying to hit.
and still get home in time for supper.
But the question "What's for supper?" is CLodfobble's brain's Achilles heel.
FYI, the folks who wanted to hear me do a British accent... never emailed me back. So I will indeed be sticking with non-regional American diction for the foreseeable future. :)
Clodfobble's brain can see the future!
Clodfobble's brain traced the other 15% and was not surprised.
Helen Keller, Ray Charles, Ronnie Milsap, Stevie Wonder, José Feliciano, and Zatoichi...All of these people looked directly at Clodfobble's brain.
Once.
I don't think clodfobble's brain is utterly pointless. Unless we're talking shape in which case I'd agree it's probably more of a cauliflower shape
The wording was indeed awkward, but I think he meant the thread was pointless.
Clodfobble's brain can sand the points off other brains, rendering them pointless. :biggrin:
The wording was indeed awkward, but I think he meant the thread was pointless.
Yes, the awkwardness was intended, meant to be ambiguously ironical.
Really? I think it's more ironically ambiguous.
Clodfobble's brain knows the correct adjective but refuse to tell, for we won't learn anything that way.
Clodfobble's brain can make her car drive several blocks, even though the parking brake is on.
Clodfobble's brain can make her car drive several blocks, even though the parking brake is on.
Shit, even I can do that.
Yeah but CF doesn't even have to be in the car to do it.
I didn't know CF drove a Toyota.
Clodfobble's brain designed the toyota floormats as a practical joke.