The utterly pointless brain of Clodfobble thread

squirell nutkin • Apr 23, 2010 11:20 am
Here
and here


lumberjim wrote:
Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris sprang from Clodfobble's brain, like a demi-god.
Shawnee123 • Apr 23, 2010 12:26 pm
Some people wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Clodfobble's Brain pajamas.
Sundae • Apr 23, 2010 4:02 pm
Clodfobble's Brain is considered America's Most Dangerous Weapon by the Chinese.

Ancient Egyptian priests posited the emergence of Clodfobble's Brain far in the future and carved hieroglyphics honouring it in the Temple at Luxor.
Undertoad • Apr 23, 2010 4:19 pm
Clodfobble's brain was once removed by an alien. They wanted it to run their home world's computer. Authorities had a limited time to locate and replace it before Clodfobble's body would die. Her physician plugged into the home world computer to learn how to do the brain reimplantation. Clodfobble became conscious before the end of the operation, and assisted in the surgery.
lumberjim • Apr 23, 2010 8:31 pm
what?!


clodfobble's brain can divide by zero
squirell nutkin • Apr 23, 2010 8:39 pm
lumberjim;651142 wrote:
what?!


clodfobble's brain can divide by zero


In the Tao it is said:
The one begat the two
The two begat the ten thousand things.

This does not beg the question,"Where did the one come from?"
EVeryone knows Clodfobble begat the the one
ZenGum • Apr 23, 2010 8:45 pm
If Clodfobble's brain were just 9% larger, it would collapse under its own gravity and form a neutron star.
Clodfobble • Apr 23, 2010 10:15 pm
squirell nutkin wrote:
EVeryone knows Clodfobble begat the the one


Better hope not. So far all the things I've begat aren't the greatest specimens of health.
monster • Apr 23, 2010 10:54 pm
Clodfobble was the result of a genetic engineering experiment. She doesn't know it, but she was actually the firstborn of twins. The other was George Bush.
Urbane Guerrilla • Apr 24, 2010 12:58 am
squirell nutkin;651150 wrote:
In the Tao it is said:
The one begat the two
The two begat the ten thousand things.


Starting with Thing One and Thing Two.
tw • Apr 24, 2010 3:27 am
Did somebody say, "Sex"?
Sundae • Apr 24, 2010 4:56 am
The New York Blackout of 1977 was not caused by lightning. It was caused when mobsters stole the young Clodfobble, attempting to harness the emerging power of the Brain. Clodfobble's Brain struck back and plunged the city into darkness.
sexobon • Apr 24, 2010 5:27 am
Undertoad;651113 wrote:
Clodfobble's brain was once removed by an alien. They wanted it to run their home world's computer. Authorities had a limited time to locate and replace it before Clodfobble's body would die. Her physician plugged into the home world computer to learn how to do the brain reimplantation. Clodfobble became conscious before the end of the operation, and assisted in the surgery.


lumberjim;651142 wrote:
what?! ...


UT has been been watching original series STAR TREK reruns.

The mind's eye of Clodfobble's brain transcends time and can see the final demise of Dr. Who.
Gravdigr • Apr 24, 2010 5:39 am
Clodfobble's brain knows that dark matter exists, where it is, what it is, and what it does.
Griff • Apr 24, 2010 9:06 am
The speed of light is only constant when Cloddfobble's brain gives it permission.
Spexxvet • Apr 24, 2010 9:17 am
One cell from Clodfobble's brain provides the processing power for the world's most powerful supercomputer
Spexxvet • Apr 24, 2010 9:18 am
Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am
Shawnee123 • Apr 24, 2010 9:48 am
Spexxvet;651250 wrote:
Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am


Love that one!

:applause:
Sundae • Apr 24, 2010 11:12 am
Clodfobble's Brain proof read A Brief History of Time for Stephen Hamking. While it was having a nap.
Gravdigr • Apr 24, 2010 4:02 pm
Clodfobble's brain can wear white after labor Day.
classicman • Apr 24, 2010 4:59 pm
It is possible that Clodfobble's brain could get any bigger after reading this thread?
squirell nutkin • Apr 24, 2010 5:07 pm
the ratio of clodfobble brain cells to threads on the internet = the number of grains of sand on the earth to each thread.

I think.
lumberjim • Apr 24, 2010 5:51 pm
clodfobble's brain absorbs an IQ point from your brain every time you think of it.

you just got stupider.

writing this nearly killed me
Shawnee123 • Apr 25, 2010 1:00 am
Clodfobble's Brain is all that...and a bag of chips. Snap!


:)
toranokaze • Apr 25, 2010 5:01 am
All in good fun right?
monster • Apr 25, 2010 9:10 pm
Clodfobble's train of thought is longer than a piece of string.
squirell nutkin • Apr 25, 2010 10:05 pm
Clodfobble's brain is too clever by half to the power of eleventy seven
sexobon • Apr 26, 2010 4:28 am
Clodfobble's brain - Thought there, thunk that.
monster • Apr 28, 2010 4:46 pm
Clodfobble's brain: bitch-slapping Nobel prize winners and taking names
monster • Apr 28, 2010 4:51 pm
Scrabbled Fib Loon
Shawnee123 • Apr 28, 2010 6:05 pm
aaahah!ahaHaahaa
monster • Apr 28, 2010 6:18 pm
::Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shawnee::
Gravdigr • Apr 30, 2010 11:59 am
Stephen Hawking once tried to grasp and understand the complexity and enormity of Clodfobble's brain.

He's been in a wheelchair ever since.
Sundae • Apr 30, 2010 2:44 pm
OUCH!
Spexxvet • Jul 26, 2010 5:43 pm
Clodfobble is so concise that her five letter words only have four letters in them.
limey • Jul 26, 2010 7:08 pm
Shawnee123;652351 wrote:
aaahah!ahaHaahaa


monster;652355 wrote:
::Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shawnee::


Sundae Girl;652736 wrote:
OUCH!


Monster mistook Sundae for Shawnee, it seems :D.
monster • Jul 26, 2010 9:19 pm
Cloddfobble's brain is awesome any time..... but best when wrapped in bacon, deep fried, chocolate dipped and sprinkled with mature cheddar.
TheMercenary • Jul 26, 2010 9:27 pm
Sounds like a frigging heart attack waiting to happen!
monster • Jul 26, 2010 9:36 pm
yebbet, yeah....? It's bacon ...and brain... it's worth it....
squirell nutkin • Jul 26, 2010 10:07 pm
Clodfobble brain so big it need its own zip code
lookout123 • Jul 26, 2010 10:14 pm
Clodfobble's brain thought the internet into existence simply so she would have a place to share a picture of her peeing in a liquor store.
Spexxvet • Jul 27, 2010 8:37 am
It's not Stephen Hawking talking through his computer, it's Clodfobble. Has been all along.
Griff • Jul 27, 2010 8:46 am
Clodfobble thinks therefor I am.
Spexxvet • Jul 27, 2010 8:47 am
Griff;672966 wrote:
Clodfobble thinks therefor I am.

Hey, copy cat!
Spexxvet;651250 wrote:
Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am
Griff • Jul 27, 2010 8:48 am
Yikes!
squirell nutkin • Jul 27, 2010 9:04 am
That is what happens when clodfobble gets deja vu.
classicman • Jul 27, 2010 10:04 am
I thought solar systems were created when that happens.
lookout123 • Jul 27, 2010 10:21 am
Clodfobble's brain thinks, therefore we are.
Griff • Jul 27, 2010 1:34 pm
Oh No! She's created a singularity!
wanderer • Jul 27, 2010 2:52 pm
Clodfobble's brain can count stars in the universe......twice......in a nanosecond
Spexxvet • Jul 27, 2010 3:39 pm
Clodfobble's brain can reproduce the sound of one hand clapping
lookout123 • Jul 27, 2010 4:04 pm
Clodfobble's brain made the 70hp/liter engine obsolete.
classicman • Jul 27, 2010 4:33 pm
Bwahahahaha.
Lamplighter • Jul 27, 2010 5:16 pm
Astoundingly, Chuck Norris is jealous of Clodfobble's brain
monster • Jul 27, 2010 10:08 pm
Spexxvet;673071 wrote:
Clodfobble's brain can reproduce the sound of one hand clapping


...in stereo and surround sound
jinx • Jul 27, 2010 10:08 pm
With perfect non-regional diction.
monster • Jul 27, 2010 10:15 pm
and still get home in time for supper.
Clodfobble • Jul 27, 2010 10:34 pm
jinx wrote:
With perfect non-regional diction.


FYI, the folks who wanted to hear me do a British accent... never emailed me back. So I will indeed be sticking with non-regional American diction for the foreseeable future. :)
monster • Jul 27, 2010 10:35 pm
We'd love to hear it, though.....
Clodfobble • Jul 27, 2010 10:45 pm
I daresay it's actually pretty passable when I'm just speaking. But narration has its own "accent," that straight non-regional thing. I can't do straight non-regional and British at the same time. British to me is all about the conversational lilt, which narration by definition can't have.

I actually used that movie maker site someone had posted here awhile back (www.xtranormal.com) for reference, since I figured a computer-generated British accent was pretty close to what I was trying to hit.
squirell nutkin • Jul 27, 2010 11:59 pm
monster;673125 wrote:
and still get home in time for supper.

But the question "What's for supper?" is CLodfobble's brain's Achilles heel.
Spexxvet • Jul 28, 2010 9:24 am
Clodfobble;673132 wrote:
FYI, the folks who wanted to hear me do a British accent... never emailed me back. So I will indeed be sticking with non-regional American diction for the foreseeable future. :)


Clodfobble's brain can see the future!
lookout123 • Jul 28, 2010 6:53 pm
Clodfobble's brain traced the other 15% and was not surprised.
Gravdigr • Aug 1, 2010 6:09 pm
Helen Keller, Ray Charles, Ronnie Milsap, Stevie Wonder, José Feliciano, and Zatoichi...All of these people looked directly at Clodfobble's brain.

Once.
monster • Aug 1, 2010 8:58 pm
I don't think clodfobble's brain is utterly pointless. Unless we're talking shape in which case I'd agree it's probably more of a cauliflower shape
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 1, 2010 11:34 pm
The wording was indeed awkward, but I think he meant the thread was pointless.
Shawnee123 • Aug 2, 2010 8:33 am
Clodfobble's brain can sand the points off other brains, rendering them pointless. :biggrin:
squirell nutkin • Aug 2, 2010 10:22 am
xoxoxoBruce;673954 wrote:
The wording was indeed awkward, but I think he meant the thread was pointless.


Yes, the awkwardness was intended, meant to be ambiguously ironical.
HungLikeJesus • Aug 2, 2010 9:41 pm
Really? I think it's more ironically ambiguous.
squirell nutkin • Aug 2, 2010 9:52 pm
I don't know...
monster • Aug 3, 2010 1:29 am
ibiguusly amronic?
Clodfobble • Aug 3, 2010 11:42 am
igneously amniotic?
squirell nutkin • Aug 3, 2010 12:14 pm
Aqueously aphasiac?
HungLikeJesus • Aug 3, 2010 9:06 pm
Moronically bigoted?
Sundae • Aug 4, 2010 6:07 am
Congenitally elemental?
Gravdigr • Aug 4, 2010 5:48 pm
Amorously libidinous?
toranokaze • Aug 4, 2010 6:20 pm
Clodfobble's brain knows the correct adjective but refuse to tell, for we won't learn anything that way.
Spexxvet • Aug 12, 2010 2:36 pm
Clodfobble's brain can make her car drive several blocks, even though the parking brake is on.
monster • Aug 12, 2010 3:30 pm
Spexxvet;676092 wrote:
Clodfobble's brain can make her car drive several blocks, even though the parking brake is on.


Shit, even I can do that.
lookout123 • Aug 12, 2010 6:33 pm
Yeah but CF doesn't even have to be in the car to do it.
toranokaze • Aug 13, 2010 8:41 am
I didn't know CF drove a Toyota.
lookout123 • Aug 13, 2010 11:30 am
Clodfobble's brain designed the toyota floormats as a practical joke.