resizing photos

Spexxvet • Apr 19, 2010 1:13 pm
What software do you use to resize photos?
Shawnee123 • Apr 19, 2010 1:23 pm
microsoft office pic manager

compress

for web pages

At least it serves the purpose of posting a viewable pic here in the Cellar.
squirell nutkin • Apr 19, 2010 3:03 pm
photoshop
glatt • Apr 19, 2010 3:05 pm
irfanview.

are you interested in resizing one at a time or batch processing?
Spexxvet • Apr 19, 2010 3:36 pm
glatt;650062 wrote:
irfanview.

are you interested in resizing one at a time or batch processing?


One at a time, to post here.
glatt • Apr 19, 2010 3:53 pm
I like irfanview, because I'm used to it and can do it in a couple seconds with keystroke shortcuts. But it's a pretty basic task and many programs can do it well.
Flint • Apr 19, 2010 4:18 pm
Free IrfanView 4.25 download from CNet: http://download.cnet.com/IrfanView/3000-2192_4-10021962.html?tag=mncol

I recently started using the pixelate effect to de-identify HIPAA PHI in presentations.
Shawnee123 • Apr 19, 2010 4:21 pm
If you save a pic to your desktop, then right click and "open with ms pic manager" then "edit pictures" on top then "compress pictures" on right side then compress for "web pages" it's so easy you can't even stand it.

Why would you need a whole new program, just to resize for here?
Flint • Apr 19, 2010 4:23 pm
Because shut up.
Shawnee123 • Apr 19, 2010 4:27 pm
There was this one guy once who was making fun of everyone hopping on the Other Browser bandwagon. He said the commonly used browser was just fine.

Ha!
Flint • Apr 19, 2010 4:29 pm
No.
Clodfobble • Apr 19, 2010 4:30 pm
MS Paint.

Image --> Stretch/Skew --> Whatever horizontal/vertical percentage is appropriate.
Spexxvet • Apr 19, 2010 4:43 pm
The Cellar limit is 122+ k. It would be nice to choose a photo, and tell the software that I want it to be x dimensions, and y file size, and POOF, it would happen. In a free application.
Shawnee123 • Apr 19, 2010 4:46 pm
You can do that with ms pic manager too, using resize instead of compress.
Flint • Apr 19, 2010 4:56 pm
Clodfobble;650085 wrote:
MS Paint.

Image --> Stretch/Skew --> Whatever horizontal/vertical percentage is appropriate.

I love MS Paint (y'all know I do) but as a re-sizer, it is an artifact machine. I don't "save as" Jpeg with it either.
Spexxvet • Apr 19, 2010 4:59 pm
Shawnee123;650096 wrote:
You can do that with ms pic manager too, using resize instead of compress.


I can't find a download. Google shows all kinds of sites, but it's all just a tease! :mad::brikwall:
lumberjim • Apr 19, 2010 5:02 pm
you're joking right?

could you raise your right hand when you're joking?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 19, 2010 5:02 pm
You have to have MS Office for that.
Spexxvet • Apr 19, 2010 5:17 pm
xoxoxoBruce;650106 wrote:
You have to have MS Office for that.


I have Office 2003
lumberjim • Apr 19, 2010 5:20 pm
right click any pic file > open with > microsoft picture manager>
Image

or...in the start menu, office, office tools
Cloud • Apr 19, 2010 5:27 pm
PS Elements is the easiest for me; alternatively, with iPhone pics, I upload them to photobucket, and resize from there
Pete Zicato • Apr 19, 2010 6:24 pm
Here's the home for irfanview:

http://www.irfanview.com/

That wasn't so bad, was it?
Elspode • Apr 19, 2010 9:06 pm
Irfanview for me.
monster • Apr 19, 2010 10:27 pm
photostudio 5.5, apparently.

who knew.

an aoutomatic resizer would be nice... ;)
jinx • Apr 19, 2010 10:30 pm
irfanview

I click on resize and then choose the 800x600 pixels option and that seems to work for here. On landscape anyway.
Tulip • Apr 19, 2010 11:54 pm
Photoshop, and I use this other program which I don't know the name to and I can't look it up because it's in my desktop, which is not on, so I can't tell you. :D :lol: Rambling on bunch of useless information, yes, I know. I find that funny...hehhehe. The other program, right-click, resize, choose either small, medium, large. Simple, to the point, and serves its specific purpose. I will get the info for Spexxvet tomorrow because I think he'll like it.
squirell nutkin • Apr 20, 2010 12:01 am
there's two types of people in this world, resize queens and liars.
Tulip • Apr 20, 2010 12:22 am
squirell nutkin;650162 wrote:
there's two types of people in this world, resize queens and liars.
What are you trying to say? I am honestly confused. :blush:
HungLikeJesus • Apr 20, 2010 12:39 am
And I thought sn gave up the juice.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 20, 2010 12:42 am
Tulip;650163 wrote:
What are you trying to say? I am honestly confused. :blush:

I don't believe that was directed at you, it was more of a carpet bombing. ;)
Tulip • Apr 20, 2010 1:01 am
Oh, I didn't think he was directing it specifically at me. I'm just confused at what he's trying to say. :p:
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 20, 2010 1:08 am
You're confused? He's confused. :lol:
Tulip • Apr 20, 2010 1:20 am
Ahhh...okay. :p:
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 8:28 am
This thread is like the Billy from Family Circus...going wayyyy out of his way (getting new software) to do something as simple as going home (resizing pics for posting in the Cellar.)
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 8:36 am
Pete Zicato;650124 wrote:
Here's the home for irfanview:

http://www.irfanview.com/

That wasn't so bad, was it?


I got that with no problem, thanks. I wanted to try the ms pic thing, but at this point, I don't think I'll bother.
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 8:38 am
Spexx, darling...take my hand, let me lead you to the promised land of photo-resize. :)
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 8:39 am
Be gentle.
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 8:40 am
I posted a photo in Post your pet. It's lame.
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 8:41 am
;)
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 8:42 am
Awwww, no, that's a perfectly wonderful picture. How cute is Darla? She should meet Pilau, they'd make a cute couple. :)
squirell nutkin • Apr 20, 2010 11:04 am
Tulip;650163 wrote:
What are you trying to say? I am honestly confused. :blush:

It wasn't directed at you, Tulip. It is a joke about there being two types of people: size queens and liars. Meaning, despite someone saying "size doesn't matter" it really does, they are just not admitting it to you or themselves.
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 11:15 am
I'm good, now. Thanks for all your help.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 20, 2010 11:20 am
No your not, I want to see a good picture of that cute puppy.
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 11:43 am
.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 20, 2010 11:44 am
Hooray, a winner. He or she?
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 11:49 am
She. Darla. Wheaten Terrier.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 20, 2010 11:50 am
She's gorgeous. :yesnod:
Spexxvet • Apr 20, 2010 11:53 am
Thank you.:thankyou:
squirell nutkin • Apr 20, 2010 12:13 pm
Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn't it?

Sergeant: She sir, she's a bitch

Officer: Is she?

Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.

Officer: Ah sarge?

Sergeant: Yes sir?

Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn't she.

Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they're bringing up the big mortar sir?

Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?

Sergeant: What sir?

Officer: Your dog.

Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.

Officer: She doesn't have any steady boyfriends does she?

Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.

Officer: Yes of course.

(sound of far away explosion)

Sergeant: Oh blimey it's getting bad sir.

Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?

Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.

Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.

Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.

Officer: Thank you sarge.

Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that's my wife sir.

Officer: Ah you sure sarge?

Sergeant: Yes sir, that's my wife.

Officer: And that's your dog?

Sergeant: Yes sir.

Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.

Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.

Officer: Not at all it's just that I am rather fond of dogs,
Undertoad • Apr 20, 2010 2:27 pm
She's a good lookin' dog. But the way she's wearing the handkerchief means she's lesbian, dominant, looking for a bull terrier.

Also, I can't stop thinking Wil Wheaton Terrier.
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 2:34 pm
Ha. Wil Wheaton has been doing some appearances (as Wil Wheaton) on The Big Bang Theory. He and Sheldon have a huge rivalry.
glatt • Apr 20, 2010 2:38 pm
I used to follow Wil Wheaton, back in my Fark days. I got a kick out of seeing him on Big Bang.
Flint • Apr 20, 2010 2:56 pm
Recursive Wil Wheaton is Recursive.
jinx • Apr 20, 2010 3:02 pm
Hwill Hweaton.

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Gravdigr • Apr 20, 2010 4:17 pm
See, this is what I'm talking about...To hell with 'resizing' a pic. My cat does that regularly. What I need is to reduce the size of the FILE. If I take a picture of, or with, grass, or anything green, or with bajillions of edges, getting the pic file under 175kb for the Cellar, and still have it big enough to look at, is damn near impossible. I use PhotoStudio 5.0, for compression I'm trying Web Resizer, not thrilled with it, but still learning the program. Any compressor suggestions?
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 4:31 pm
But but but...that's what I've been trying to tell you. Well, not YOU you, but all y'all. When I use MS Office Pic Manager, sometimes I don't see any changes dimensionally, but it takes it down to the right amount of KBs for posting here.

Again...right click, open with MS Office Pic Mngr, choose edit pics, choose compress, choose for web pages. Voila. A postable pic.

Sigh...

There's gotta be a story somewhere, maybe a proverb or one of Asshop's Fables, where some insect tries to tell all the other insects they're working harder, not smarter, and they ignore him and keep trying to do something that's really easy like stack blades of grass but they didn't like using just ANY tool for the job it had to be a cool tool, but they couldn't get the cool tool to work quite the way their good old-fashioned mouthy teethy tool worked but they still wanted a cool tool, until they all die of some strange disease because they just wouldn't listen to the lowly lay insect who they thought didn't know nuttin'.

[FONT="Impact"]The End[/FONT]
lumberjim • Apr 20, 2010 5:32 pm
Shawnee123;650377 wrote:
But but but...that's what I've been trying to tell you. Well, not YOU you, but all y'all. When I use MS Office Pic Manager, sometimes I don't see any changes dimensionally, but it takes it down to the right amount of KBs for posting here.

Again...right click, open with MS Office Pic Mngr, choose edit pics, choose compress, choose for web pages. [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]SAVE AS ... [/COLOR][/SIZE]Voila. A postable pic.

Sigh...

There's gotta be a story somewhere, maybe a proverb or one of Asshop's Fables, where some insect tries to tell all the other insects they're working harder, not smarter, and they ignore him and keep trying to do something that's really easy like stack blades of grass but they didn't like using just ANY tool for the job it had to be a cool tool, but they couldn't get the cool tool to work quite the way their good old-fashioned mouthy teethy tool worked but they still wanted a cool tool, until they all die of some strange disease because they just wouldn't listen to the lowly lay insect who they thought didn't know nuttin'.

[FONT=Impact]The End[/FONT]
Gravdigr • Apr 20, 2010 6:13 pm
xoxoxoBruce;650106 wrote:
[SIZE="5"]You have to have MS Office for that.[/SIZE]


Sigh.
lumberjim • Apr 20, 2010 6:14 pm
[SIZE=7]THEN GET IRFANVIEW[/SIZE]
Gravdigr • Apr 20, 2010 6:21 pm
[SIZE="1"]Hah![/SIZE]
Shawnee123 • Apr 20, 2010 7:05 pm
See, I always assume everyone has Office. :blush: Carry on.
Cloud • Apr 20, 2010 7:31 pm
I found the concept of resizing digital photos an extremely hard concept to get at first, and I'm still not sure I really get it.
DanaC • Apr 20, 2010 8:13 pm
Shawnee123;650229 wrote:
Awwww, no, that's a perfectly wonderful picture. How cute is Darla? She should meet Pilau, they'd make a cute couple. :)



This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I think it's a lovely pic.
Tulip • Apr 20, 2010 11:40 pm
squirell nutkin;650252 wrote:
It wasn't directed at you, Tulip. It is a joke about there being two types of people: size queens and liars. Meaning, despite someone saying "size doesn't matter" it really does, they are just not admitting it to you or themselves.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......I get it. By the way, you like to joke, huh? That's a good thing. ;)
Flint • Apr 20, 2010 11:59 pm
Cloud;650432 wrote:
I found the concept of resizing digital photos an extremely hard concept to get at first, and I'm still not sure I really get it.

Pixels are another measurement of dimension, like inches. This is why bigger monitors (in inches) are designed to run at higher pixels (#### by ####). A bigger screen fits more pixels. Likewise, a higher pixel camera produces, literally, bigger pictures. When viewed at native resolution, digital photos will often be much, much larger (in inches, and pixels) than your standard monitor (you can't hang a 48 inch painting in a 24 inch frame).

I like the resizing tool in IrfanView because it shows you the dimensions in either pixels, centimeters, inches, or as percentages. Also, when you go to "save as" a jpeg, it gives you a quality slider you can use to further reduce the file size without changing the dimensions.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 21, 2010 12:01 am
Gravdigr;650375 wrote:
See, this is what I'm talking about...To hell with 'resizing' a pic. My cat does that regularly. What I need is to reduce the size of the FILE. If I take a picture of, or with, grass, or anything green, or with bajillions of edges, getting the pic file under 175kb for the Cellar, and still have it big enough to look at, is damn near impossible. I use PhotoStudio 5.0, for compression I'm trying Web Resizer, not thrilled with it, but still learning the program. Any compressor suggestions?

The three pictures that xhaos posted in his baby thread were something like 29 inches wide... way too big to see.
OK, I downloaded them, opened in Photoshop Elements (free program that came with a sketchpad I bought), resized them to 12" x 9" (864 x 648 pixels), at a resolution of 72 pixels/inch, and reposted them.
They are about 80/90 kb each.


By the way, I have Photoshop 4.5 but don't use it because Elements is much smaller and does what I want
Tulip • Apr 21, 2010 12:03 am
Okay, so I tried what Shawnee instructed, just to see how easy it is. Yeah, it was easy, and I did a save as. As I closed the program, it said some things weren't saved. Hmm....so I saved it. And damnit, I saved the original's picture into this tiny picture that I'm not sure how it clear it would look into a 4X6 print. The only reason why I'm upset is because it's my mom's picture. If it were mine, then who cares. My mom would not be happy with me. Anyone know a way to reverse the compression? :neutral: It's a stretch, but doesn't hurt to ask. :D
Tulip • Apr 21, 2010 12:10 am
Seems like no one really needs it anymore, but since I said I'd do it, I looked up the program I use to resize pictures. It's called Image Resizer Powertoy. All you do is right-click on the picture, choose resize picture, then choose small, medium, large, handheld PC. It will save to a specific dimension. (Sorry, too lazy to look them up now.) Anyone who cares for the program, I can either pm or email it to you. Btw, it's a program for Microsoft.
lumberjim • Apr 21, 2010 12:10 am
fyi.... 600 x 800 or thereabouts pixels and 75-90 dpi usually fits the cellar pretty well
squirell nutkin • Apr 21, 2010 12:30 am
Tulip;650483 wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......I get it. By the way, you like to joke, huh? That's a good thing. ;)


You have to laugh if you don't want to cry. Or you could be like Dana and do both.:sniff::D
DanaC • Apr 21, 2010 3:25 am
*sticks out tongue*
glatt • Apr 21, 2010 8:43 am
Flint;650488 wrote:
Pixels are another measurement of dimension, like inches. This is why bigger monitors (in inches) are designed to run at higher pixels (#### by ####). A bigger screen fits more pixels. Likewise, a higher pixel camera produces, literally, bigger pictures. When viewed at native resolution, digital photos will often be much, much larger (in inches, and pixels) than your standard monitor (you can't hang a 48 inch painting in a 24 inch frame).

I like the resizing tool in IrfanView because it shows you the dimensions in either pixels, centimeters, inches, or as percentages. Also, when you go to "save as" a jpeg, it gives you a quality slider you can use to further reduce the file size without changing the dimensions.


That second window, the "save as" window, has an option that I haven't tried yet, because I never downloaded the plugin, but it looks like it has potential. I'm talking about the "set file size" option where you tell the program how many kb you want the final file to be and it compresses it just enough to fit that file size.

Also, you have different options showing in your resize/resample window. Mine shows standard sizes and I just check the box I want.
Madman • Apr 21, 2010 8:53 am
Spexxvet;650035 wrote:
What software do you use to resize photos?


Whatever I happen to click on. Usually I use the Windows OS software (whatever it's called).
Shawnee123 • Apr 21, 2010 9:28 am
Tulip;650490 wrote:
Okay, so I tried what Shawnee instructed, just to see how easy it is. Yeah, it was easy, and I did a save as. As I closed the program, it said some things weren't saved. Hmm....so I saved it. And damnit, I saved the original's picture into this tiny picture that I'm not sure how it clear it would look into a 4X6 print. The only reason why I'm upset is because it's my mom's picture. If it were mine, then who cares. My mom would not be happy with me. Anyone know a way to reverse the compression? :neutral: It's a stretch, but doesn't hurt to ask. :D


Ugh...sorry.

After you "save as" it will tell you there are features that didn't save, or some such stuff. I just cancel it, I think. I'll resize somethign later and let you know.
Clodfobble • Apr 21, 2010 10:52 pm
Cloud wrote:
I found the concept of resizing digital photos an extremely hard concept to get at first, and I'm still not sure I really get it.


Flint wrote:
*A bunch of nerdy stuff that is not going to help Cloud*


Cloud, think of it like this: every digital picture has a "real" size. If that real size happens to be huge, a lot of programs are smart enough to zoom out so that it can fit on your screen. So you could be previewing the picture on your computer, and not know the picture is actually giant, because your program has zoomed out to make it fit on your screen. If you want to find out the real size of a file, open it in MS Paint, which will never resize your photos. What you see is what it is. (And if you make it smaller, and save it, that's a permanent change--you can never stretch it bigger again without making the image blurry.)
Flint • Apr 22, 2010 4:39 am
Clodfobble;650732 wrote:
Cloud, think of it like this: every digital picture has a "real" size. If that real size happens to be huge, a lot of programs are smart enough to zoom out so that it can fit on your screen. So you could be previewing the picture on your computer, and not know the picture is actually giant, because your program has zoomed out to make it fit on your screen. If you want to find out the real size of a file, open it in MS Paint, which will never resize your photos. What you see is what it is. (And if you make it smaller, and save it, that's a permanent change--you can never stretch it bigger again without making the image blurry.)


Oh my God--was that was that the explanation?! I couldn't even make my brain do that!
squirell nutkin • Apr 22, 2010 9:10 am
Flint;650751 wrote:
Oh my God--was that was that the explanation?! I couldn't even make my brain do that!


Clodfobble's brain is much more agile and vigorous than everyone else's brains, not to mention bigger and smarter. Just accept it as one of those things like the sky being blue. You can't do anything about it, and knowing why the sky is blue doesn't change the fact the sky is blue.

You should just bask in its majesty.
Gravdigr • Apr 22, 2010 1:13 pm
Basking.
squirell nutkin • Apr 22, 2010 4:04 pm
Don't forget the sunblock!
Flint • Apr 22, 2010 4:52 pm
Remember suntan lotion? Not sunblock, but stuff that actually is supposed to enhance the damage caused by the sun's radiation? What if I put some of that on some bacon and then basked it in the danger zone near Clodfobble's brain?[COLOR="White"] . . . [/COLOR] I'm thinking Nobel Prize. Cover of Time.

Co-host of the Oscars, at least. Although I would settle for being the guy that yanks people off the Apollo stage.
glatt • Apr 22, 2010 6:34 pm
How can Clodfobble's brain be so big, but she still needs to get glasses from the kid's section?
squirell nutkin • Apr 22, 2010 7:13 pm
It's like a black hole. It's so big and massive that it is already beginning to condense. It has its own magnetic and gravitational fields.
She's actually restricted from taking certain books out of her library and Powell's, Amazon, B&N, and Alibris all limit her purchases.
Clodfobble • Apr 22, 2010 7:17 pm
The part in back has squashed and distorted the part in front? Like Sloth from Goonies.
lumberjim • Apr 22, 2010 10:35 pm
Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris
squirell nutkin • Apr 22, 2010 11:18 pm
lumberjim;650955 wrote:
Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris

You know we need a clodfobble's brain thread, right?
lumberjim • Apr 22, 2010 11:36 pm
i thought that was what this thread was
Gravdigr • Apr 23, 2010 5:02 pm
lumberjim;650955 wrote:
Don't tell anyone I told you this, but......clodfobble's brain outsmarted Chuck Norris


Ya know, the other day, I saw Chuck Norris weeping in an alley, I asked what was up, and all I could make out was something 'bout clod's brain, then he screamed and ran.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 24, 2010 11:45 pm
She'll think of this thread every time she screws something up. :haha: