The sexy distraction thread

Griff • Apr 7, 2010 8:08 am
For Brits only.
Sundae • Apr 7, 2010 11:29 am
HI!
My name is Cherry and I have come to distract you by being sexy.
I'm so sexy I am officially rationed in many countries worldwide.
My sexy has been known to bring down buildings.
My crumpet is admired worldwide.
And when I shake my muffins you'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place, I can tell you.

I also make a nice cup of tea.
DanaC • Apr 7, 2010 11:33 am
Sundae; you sexy beast.

I borrowed my sexiness from the sexy library. Now I owe a fine for being too sexy for too long.
Clodfobble • Apr 7, 2010 11:35 am
This thread is NSFA (Not Safe for America.)
Sundae • Apr 7, 2010 11:36 am
Watch that, Dana.
The only debt you can be imprisoned for is Council Tax, but if you don't pay your dues at the sexy library they can enforce a phwoar ban. No more builders' wolf whistles for you lady!
Sheldonrs • Apr 7, 2010 11:40 am
Thank you for bringing sexy back. :D


I'm here to bring sexy ON my back. ;)
monster • Apr 7, 2010 2:26 pm
I just dropped my sexy down my cleavage. A deep plunge is required.
Urbane Guerrilla • Apr 7, 2010 5:23 pm
From across the Channel, faintly comes I'm... too sexy for these Smurfs, too sexy for these Smurfs, I'm too sexy...
monster • Apr 7, 2010 6:01 pm
[COLOR="Silver"]Final proof that too much Barclays makes you mutton as well as affecting yer minces.[/COLOR]
Sundae • Apr 8, 2010 6:47 am
Don't say that. My Dad's a bit mutton. Ewwwwwww.
monster • Apr 8, 2010 12:00 pm
and there went the sexy........