O'Ramblin

Is it blonde?

or blond?

I have a chalazion.

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?

How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?

What. Definitely what.

Brianna;645984 wrote:

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?

Hammer of the Gods

Blondes: female. Blonds: male.

Gendered noun forms are what English gets for "follow[ing] other languages down dark alleys, beating them unconscious, and rifl[ing] through their pockets for loose vocabulary."

Having gone to Wikipedia to look, now I know a chalazion is not either an ancient sort of Greek chariot nor a similarly antique article of Greek clothing. It's a bump!

answer my damn questions.

DAmmit.

*led zep q was answered. Skip that one.

Don't drop it, it might scare the horses.

Have you tried switching to apologetic coffee?

if you have a medical history and you're not doing stuff..... bingo!

Brianna;645984 wrote:

Is it blonde?

or blond?

Neither it's Blondie.

Brianna;645984 wrote:

I have a chalazion.

Not a question. Warm compresses (wash cloth) on closed eye 4x/day. It may get worse before it gets better.

Brianna;645984 wrote:

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.

No, but feel free to drop your pants.

Brianna;645984 wrote:

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?

Get them.

Brianna;645984 wrote:

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?

The Illuminati have assassinated anyone who starts nosing around Zep.

Brianna;645984 wrote:

How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff?

Trick question - 85% of the time you can't.

monster;646102 wrote:

Have you tried switching to [COLOR="Red"]apoplectic [/COLOR]coffee?

if you have a medical history and you're not doing stuff..... bingo!

fixed...

This is bullshit, you can do any god damned thing you want... you are [SIZE="1"]genuflect[/SIZE] BRIANNA! :notworthy

Is it blonde? or blond?- [COLOR=Blue]Yes[/COLOR]

I have a chalazion. -[COLOR=Blue] Take off your chalazi[/COLOR].

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.- [COLOR=Blue]Don't drop it unless it's unbreakable[/COLOR].

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?- [COLOR=Blue]Irrelevant. All coffee drinkers should be unapologetic.[/COLOR]

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?-
[COLOR=Blue]Because Led Zeppelin is a group, not a person. It's also a very unsuccessful flying machine.[/COLOR]
How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?-[COLOR=Blue] Ask your sofa, but only on Thursday.[/COLOR]

spudcon;646248 wrote:

Is it blonde? or blond?- [COLOR=Blue]Yes[/COLOR]

I have a chalazion. -[COLOR=Blue] Take off your chalazi[/COLOR].

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.- [COLOR=Blue]Don't drop it unless it's unbreakable[/COLOR].

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?- [COLOR=Blue]Irrelevant. All coffee drinkers should be unapologetic.[/COLOR]

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?-
[COLOR=Blue]Because Led Zeppelin is a group, not a person. It's also a very unsuccessful flying machine.[/COLOR]
How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?-[COLOR=Blue] Ask your sofa, but only on Thursday.[/COLOR]

finally - some real answers!

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?

Rinse with hydrogen peroxide for a minute then brush your teeth. Its cheaper.

Does that weaken your enamel?

Not that I know of, but if it does, so do those teeth whitening strips. Actually though, a quick rinse with a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide might not be has hard on teeth as a using the strips repeatedly. I noticed my teeth getting more sensitive when I used the strips and I dont when I just rinse. I like that the rinsing is a good way to kill the bacteria that causes decay and gingivitis.

Pico and ME;646296 wrote:

Not that I know of, but if it does, so do those teeth whitening strips. Actually though, a quick rinse with a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide might not be has hard on teeth as a using the strips repeatedly. I noticed my teeth getting more sensitive when I used the strips and I dont when I just rinse. I like that the rinsing is a good way to kill the bacteria that causes decay and gingivitis.

Does it whiten your tongue and gums, too?

difference between oral and anal:

oral makes your day
anal makes your hole weak

i don't know why i had to tell that one in this thread either

Spexxvet;646299 wrote:

Does it whiten your tongue and gums, too?

Nope, still pink as ever, see...:p:

lumberjim;646300 wrote:

difference between oral and anal:

oral makes your day
anal makes your hole weak

i don't know why i had to tell that one in this thread either

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.

proctologist fishes in his shirt pocket for a pen, and comes up with a rectal thermometer....

says, "would you look at that.....some asshole has my pen!"

lumberjim;646300 wrote:

difference between oral and anal:
anal makes your hole weak

Pico and ME;646302 wrote:

Nope, still pink as ever, see...:p:

Yup. Mine's still pink afterwards too.

Bri - after any whitening procedure drink your cofee through a straw. Or any other way you can think of that avoids your teeth. Re the above, perhaps a coffee enema?

With friends like these, who needs enemas?