Bathroom Wall Graffiti

You know the kind I'm talking about. Usually in black magic marker, on the stall door or wall.

When I was about ten or twelve, we were in Kansas maybe, driving cross country, and stopped at a truck stop and this gem was on the men's room wall:

Here I sit,
Cheeks a-flexin',
About to give birth
To another Texan.

And then there's the classic:

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted,
I came to shit,
But only farted.

Not to leave out:

Some come here
To sit and think
Others come here
To shit and stink
I come here
To pull my pud
Cause the cunt in this town
Ain't no damn good.

Anybody else got any good bathroom wall humor?

:D

My mother made me a homosexual.

[COLOR="Blue"]if I get yer the yarn, will she make me one, too?[/COLOR]

Dick Nixon
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Before Nixon dicks you.[/COLOR]

Jesus Saves
H&S Green Stamps
But Jabbar scores on the rebound

867-5309

From Germany, and collected in "Here I Sit..."

How sad you must be, little cook, that all your greatest efforts come to this.

If you want to shit with ease,
put your head between your knees,
give your guts a hearty squeeze,
and out it comes like rotten cheese.

from the days of pay toilets:
Here I sit
broken hearted
paid a nickel
and only farted.

~

Some folks come to sit and think
Some folks come to shit and stink
I come here to write on walls
and roll my shit into little balls
If you don't like these words of wit
you can eat those little balls of shit.

Some come here
To sit and think
Others come here
To shit and stink
Dogs come here to get a drink,
But most come here to jerk their dink.

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh

Haha

spudcon;646768 wrote:

If you want to shit with ease,
put your head between your knees,
give your guts a hearty squeeze,
and out it comes like rotten cheese.

:lol2: