Mar 27, 2010: Oh Deer

I don't know where this picture was taken, but if you find them I'm sure they would be tasty.

Breeding Albino Deer?

Ya gotta feel sorry for the deer. Not only are they extra prone to cancer from the sun, but they're probably very inbred, as well.

Plus, I'm sure that noise I'm hearing is some Cellarites sharpening their steak knives and fixing up the BBQ.

Sure sucks being on the low end of the food chain! :unsure:

It's all done with mirrors and a large bottle of peroxide.

I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.

hmmm, because they have no pigmentation -- the rectangular pupils are much more pronounced. They really look like goats here, but normal deer have very dark pupils so you don't notice the shape.

Deer are Caprine. split hooves, oval pupils.

or so I always thought.

I had never heard the term 'Cervine'

wiki wrote:

The adjective of relation pertaining to deer is cervine; like the family name "Cervidae" this is from Latin: cervus, "deer".

spudcon;643523 wrote:

I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.

[SIZE=+1][COLOR=#000099]

not your average African animal



El Chupacabra[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] Name: El Chupacabra
Nickname: Chupa
Alias: El Vampiro de Moca
Closest "known" relative: Jersey Devil
Height: 4.5 to 5.5 feet
Weight: unknown
Eyes: very large, often red
Build: quasi-simian-kangaroo-reptile
Likes: goats, chickens, cows, horses, dogs, cats, ducks, travel
Dislikes: bright, shining lights
Favorite hangouts: Guanica, Puerto Rico; Canovanas, Puerto Rico; Klamath Falls, Oregon; Miami, Florida; Calama, Chile; Juarez, Mexico; Sonora, Mexico
[/SIZE]OREGON!? :eek:

The pupils are probably distorted because the sun and snow make it very bright.

xoxoxoBruce;643583 wrote:

The pupils are probably distorted because [COLOR="Red"]they are the gateway to the soul, the tender, seasoned, medium-rare soul.[/COLOR]

:drool:

Brianna;643522 wrote:

It's all done with mirrors and a large bottle of peroxide.

We're still talking about the deer, right?;)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm....White meat.

spudcon;643523 wrote:

I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.

I think they are deer, they may not be whitetail deer.

Just for reference, this is what most taxidermists use for a whitetail:

And...(just because)

They're smiling because they all farted at the exact same time.

You think the white ones are discriminated against by the brown ones?

Gravdigr;643607 wrote:

Mmmmmmmmmmmm....White meat.

you are so gross. i am a vegetarian here:sick:

what are you at sea?

treehugger;648119 wrote:

you are so gross. i am a vegetarian here:sick:

lumberjim;648123 wrote:

what are you at sea?

Fuckin starvin, that's what.