Today, while driving north on st. rt. 48 I saw: the easter bunny, the statue of liberty, mickey mouse and a gorilla.
Now you have to guess what each was hawking.
Today, while driving north on st. rt. 48 I saw: the easter bunny, the statue of liberty, mickey mouse and a gorilla.
Now you have to guess what each was hawking.
cow manure, torches, NAMBLA, and "Deal or No Deal", respectively.
the statue of liberty is hawking tax prep services, that's all I know
I thought this was going to be a complaint about mulberry pollen!
Did ya see what happened ? Ya I did . . .
Oh yes they call him the streak :bolt:
Home pregnancy tests, tax prep, cat collars with bells, trunk monkey for SUVs.
the easter bunny - salvation by way of explaining that on Easter, if Zombie Jesus sticks his head out of the cave and sees his shadow, it's six more weeks of damnation
the statue of liberty - tax prep
mickey mouse - pet cremation service
a gorilla - the new Mike Tyson portable 'rape alibi kit'
Easter Bunny - chocolate shop
Statue of Liberty - shopping center (not a new one, either)
Mickey Mouse - apartments to lease (not new)
Gorilla - jewelry store specializing in gold chains!!