Do You Fart When You Cum?
The humour seems OK to me!
I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here:
While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I replied, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.
Do You Fart When You Cum?
I'm afraid to ask what the train of thought was when this particular question was formed....
This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him.
He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast.
:sweat:
do your balls hang low
do they waddle to and fro
can you tie em in knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you swing em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?
Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives. :D
The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.
I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.
I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.
Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.
If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.
If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.
bend up or down?
Dude... Up, of course.
But with a sudden down at the end, right?
What kind of a sick pervert are you?!
What kind of a sick pervert are you?!
He's a bass player. He's deep :joylove:
I've posted this elsewhere (humour thread) recently, but it seems more appropriate here:
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If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.
bend up or down?
Dude... Up, of course.
But with a sudden down at the end, right?
What kind of a sick pervert are you?!
good times.
Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post
waaaay back in the day, my g/f and i had gone to a local upscale fast food mexican restaurant called two pesos. well i always got the fajita tacos which notoriously gave me gaaawd awful burps. after we ate we went to her town home and got it on. afterwards we're laying nekkid in bed watching tv. i farted an sbd (silent but deadly) and then i burped about the time the smell was coming from under the sheets. she thought that was the burp. hell i'm laughing as i type this.....she pulled the covers up over her head and gave herself the
dutch oven (in this case #1 on the definitions i never knew that a linen sheet could fly off the bed so fast! that is by far my number one funny fart story!!
I, too, am questionning your train of thought when you posted this thread.
Perhaps, it happened to you. So you ask around to see if you're alone in your misery and look for some comfort. Or, should I say cum-fart?
As for the question, I wouldn't know. My whole being is otherwise engaged at that time.
....Or, should I say cum-fart.....
isn't that called a "creampie"? just askin, i wouldn't know.....
Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post
Serves you right for reading old threads :)
reading this thread has been totally worth the price of admission.
I reread the shoe thread and I don't think I EVER wore the shoes I took a photo of. But I promised to carry on loving you, and see! I have!
I am more loyal to my friends than my shoes.
@ OP:
No, I rarely have the chance to build up sufficient pressure. But thanks for asking.
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Or, should I say cum-fart?
isn't that called a "creampie"? just askin, i wouldn't know.....
Cum-fart, creampie, I just don't know.
But I think felching would be involved.
I meet with my counselor next week. I'm still freaked out by this thread. I don't think I'll ever be the same
I meet with my counselor next week. I'm still freaked out by this thread. I don't think I'll ever be the same
You just need a few sessions on MY couch. ;)
Oh no!! Then I might fart -cum
OK... THREAD OVER.
nothing to see here. move along folks.
My dog farts even when he is sleeping. Does that count?
You just need a few sessions on MY crotch. ;)
FIFY.;)
i'm beginning to think you are all sick perverts. i'm the only normal one on here
Your time will come.
and fart.
Single girls shouldn't be able to do it.
They don't have an asshole until they're married.
This is like the mancave of threads. Women pop into it from time to time, but it's definitely boy toilet 'humor'
My dog farts even when he is sleeping. Does that count?
depends... does he come when you call him?