The Cowboys are a bunch of fags

Undertoad • Mar 8, 2010 9:52 am
And so are the 49ers, in their response to Charles Haley whipping it out and whacking it right in front of anybody in the room. This may be the most alarming story of player entitlement I've ever read: Charles Haley Would Like You To Watch Him Masturbate
classicman • Mar 8, 2010 10:07 am
O. M. G.

TMI
lumberjim • Mar 8, 2010 10:49 am
I suppose you would have stood up and demanded that he put it away??
classicman • Mar 8, 2010 11:01 am
You talkin' to me?
lumberjim • Mar 8, 2010 11:07 am
No, no talking to UT.

But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:
A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches
Would you tell Charles Haley to quit rubbing his wang in your direction, or would you laugh nervously and get real interested in something inside your locker?
classicman • Mar 8, 2010 11:41 am
walk away as quickly as possible, then call my agent and have a locker room of my own written into my contract.
Undertoad • Mar 8, 2010 1:09 pm
I would demand for Haley's sake, for the team's sake, and for NFL football's sake that he rehabilitate himself. And you know, the locker room is one thing, but
"Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players' wives. It got to the point of ejaculation."

That's fucked up.
lumberjim • Mar 8, 2010 1:10 pm
maybe they were just really close friends?

:: pukes in his mouth a little ::
jinx • Mar 8, 2010 1:15 pm
It got to the point of ejaculation


Dude, you never finish!

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ZenGum • Mar 11, 2010 7:32 am
Our footballers behave bloody badly too, but that is off the fucked-uppedness graph.
Sundae • Mar 11, 2010 8:43 am
IMHO, nothing - NOTHING with sportsmen (sportspeople!) being same-sex oriented has any relevance to their performance.
Is gay supposed to be bad?

If this chap isn't gay - and from the little I read I suspect he might just be an exhibitionist - why is it an insult?
How about we say the Cowboys are a Bunch of Blacks? (I have no idea, it's just a suggestion). Is that acceptable?
Soz, I'm sure this thread is just banter. Not getting it makes me take it more seriously.

PS - I have hiccups. That always pisses me off.
glatt • Mar 11, 2010 8:48 am
Mentally ill. It's not the guys fault. He belongs in a padded cell.

But this is just one of the 85% of the problems the Cowboys had that could be blamed on top management.
classicman • Mar 11, 2010 12:08 pm
Uh, Sg - no. His being black has nothing to do with it. If I'm in a meeting with one or more black people ...so what. When they whip their cock out, start jerking off and talking about my wife - thats a whole different situation.
Race has ZERO to do with it.

Oh and since this is about the cowboys ... its ok. UT's from Eagle country. The cowboys are their hated rivals. Therefore, the gloves are off.
That being said - this behavior is still WAY off the charts.
monster • Mar 11, 2010 12:42 pm
IMO you're missing SGs point, classic. Which -as I understand it- is "why is being a fag being used as an insult?". So what if they're homosexual? Or not? Why are we using this as an insult?

Mostly likely they are not all gay, and if they were, what's the problem? She's saying it's as offensive as saying "the Cowboys are a bunch of niggers", I think. And I agree

But then I find the US incredibly homophobic and behind the times in this regard.
jinx • Mar 11, 2010 1:05 pm
Shut up, ya crazy dyke. :rolleyes:
Undertoad • Mar 11, 2010 1:14 pm
It has no bearing on anyone's actual sexuality. This is partly trash talk which is intended to be as rude as possible. Sheffield Wednesday are a bunch of pansy wankers, etc.

Of course the Cowboys, during that period, were far too busy handing the various felonies being committed by the rest of the team. Charles beating off was low on the list of concerns.
monster • Mar 11, 2010 2:34 pm
"pansy wankers" would be seen very differently from calling someone fags. pansy rights is probably just around the corner, though.

There are just different levels of "acceptable" abuse between the two countries. Just like "Moron" became a no-no when I was a kid but it's still used regularly here.
Clodfobble • Mar 12, 2010 11:02 am
"Moron" is a no-no in the UK? Why?
monster • Mar 12, 2010 11:06 am
It's been a no-no for so long I don't really know. I think maybe it's offensive to people with low IQs? Like i say, it's just a whole different PC language.

It's far more acceptable to call someone black there than it is here. That one sort of came full circle. There never was a term like "African American" (which, incidentally, drive black brits crazy when they emmigrate here :lol:)
lumberjim • Mar 12, 2010 7:59 pm
you're all a bunch of moron nigger faggots




...just like Jesus
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2010 9:07 pm
You forgot retarded.
monster • Mar 12, 2010 9:36 pm
jesus the pool boy? He ain't no nigger, he's a spic. And he an't no faggot either ;) ;)
lumberjim • Mar 12, 2010 10:32 pm
this thread is now about being as offensive as you can.

go for it, cuntface!
monster • Mar 12, 2010 10:35 pm
you drax-arsed tw bum-chum
monster • Mar 12, 2010 10:36 pm
(does quantity or quality of people offended lead to the higher score?)
lumberjim • Mar 12, 2010 10:40 pm
as long as you gay bash the nazi-christian-kike-salami and bacon-cocksuckers, it's all wetbacks, women's lib, hanging chads, wardrobe malfunctions, butt secks, and child raping! wahoo!
monster • Mar 12, 2010 10:45 pm
So If i just say "you Republican", I've won? or does it need a lower case r?
classicman • Mar 13, 2010 10:14 am
lolz@ monnie.
I'm shocked that Merc didn't call you a nazi or a demoncrat.
Sundae • Mar 15, 2010 2:03 pm
Well, JB's about to appear as a hetero villain in Desperate Housewives. He'll set y'all straight with his charm offensive. Or rather, tell y'all to get bent.

I don't have hiccups now, but I do have a sore throat.
monster • Mar 15, 2010 6:05 pm
Sundae Girl;641080 wrote:
I don't have hiccups now, but I do have a sore throat.


from "rehearsing" JB?