I find 'Cod Latin' quite amusing and inventive, so I'll start you off with these three:
In loco parentis: My dad's a train driver.
Sodomy non sapiens: Buggad if I know.
Illegitimi non carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down
Over to you, Ladies and Gents.
cod + latin leads me to ancient Roman fish sauce =
garumCave canem - cave of the dog
Cave Canum ;)
post coitum omne animal triste est = after coition every animal is sad
Hm, this thread is already the 7th hit for "Cod Latin" on google, so I guess the phrase isn't widely known.
There is an explanation here:
http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=1250176
nil desperandum -go to the bathroom before we leave
yeah...i googled first.
just wanted to get caruthers' take.
are these commonly used latin phrases that are mis translated, or do you invent both sides of the equation?
phalla comer est - eat a dick
per ardua ad alta (my uni motto) - It's hard work to get a man to the altar.
veni vedi vici -I need some anusol
caveat emptor -draining the dregs from the wine bottle
i got the impression both, although the first is more common
Apparently the Latin for "I will buttfuck you in the mouth" is "No Matches Found"
are these commonly used latin phrases that are mis translated, or do you invent both sides of the equation?
Either/or, really. That said, the genuine Latin with spoof translation probably has the greater potential to amuse.
e pluribus unum- plumbers united
Beata Virgo Maria- gimme a beat Mary
natura non contristatur- nature doesn't care about ur finger
Carpe Diem - sieze the carp.
Cogito ergo sum: I think I've added that up correctly.
summa cum laude -the couple next door have an active sex life
mare nostrum - "the horse is in heat"
pater familias - testicles
tu quoque - we would like a double serving of whatever caramel-colored sodapop you carry
Not precisely related, but an old friend of mine used to say that the musical direction "allegro con brio" meant "fast, with cheese".
Carpe DM =seize the dungeon master
legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus - it is illegal to serve possums at the library