I'm going to post like an infinite monkey until I overtake wolf's 3rd place spot

And Shawnee and mercenary need to settle the fuck down.

I'm only two hundred or so posts behind!

Ever do that thing where you ease your pace to let someone think they are in the race? That is what wolf is doing and they really need to settle.

It's about quality, not quantity, buckwheat.

Each one of my magnificent posts slaps a legion of y'all's ill-conceived scribblings' dicks in the dirt.

wolf;637198 wrote:

It's about quality, not quantity, buckwheat.

She's got you bitch-slapped from here to infinity, lj. :lol:

Go Go Go LJ!
You'll win by a head!

Sundae Girl;637248 wrote:

Go Go Go LJ!
You'll win by a head!

You called? ;)

don't try to outrun me wolf......

You got her attention. She's posted like a dozen times since your proclamation.

and Jim has posted like three. . .

what?

...posts - she's pouring it on, Jim - she's makin a run for it - C'mon!

come again?

nah - savin that for later.



Blue Jim, the color is Blue

:: BREATHES DOWN WOLF'S NECK ::

Get in line beotch.... :D

.

:: tickles wolf's ass with a feather :::

pics or it didn't happen!

PARTICULARLY NICE WEATHER, ISAID

before falling

Jim's on report.

GODDAMN LOUSY RAIN!

::blows in wolf's ear::

( o )( o )


17,493 each........ together we have more than bruce!

It's not a contest.

Nice man-boobs you got there.

It's not?!

well fuck this place then, I'm outta here.


[SIZE=5]:: stomp ::[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]:: stomp ::[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]:: stomp ::[/SIZE]
:: stomp ::
[SIZE=1]:: stomp ::[/SIZE]

did you get your mickeys, wolf?

I don't think lj really left. he's just outside the door.

monster;640213 wrote:

did you get your mickeys, wolf?

Yes, I did, thanks monnie! Mickeyball is in it's place of honor on my aerial. It's been hectic, and I spent a goodly bit of time walking past the envelope I'd had ready for you ... mailed it Monday, I think, you should have it soon if not already. Let me know if it doesn't show up.

is this thread broken? it says wolf replied last and there are two pages, open the thread and there are three pages but I can't get to the last one and Brianna was the last poster I can see :???:

ah there we go, i needed to post to get magic access to page 3 :lol:

oh cool, I was worried they'd gone missing like Jaydaan's secret santa gift

Drinking PBR. I would probably understand your last two posts if I had another. Okay, getting another.

monster;640255 wrote:

oh cool, I was worried they'd gone missing like Jaydaan's secret santa gift

dammmit! I need to do that!!!!! god I suck sometimes.....ok. doing it monday.

AFTER the paper is completed ;)

got it, thanks for the card, wolf.

Dana

is

going

to

wake

up

in

the

morning

and

find

me

on

top

of

her!

:eek:

:o

:lol:

ew, now I'm underneath merc. take your mantle back, pls, Dana

You chose to sit under Merc. now you gots to live with it!

mphmmmmphmmmmmhphmfffff!

just think of England.

monster;648378 wrote:

mphmmmmphmmmmmhphmfffff!

I'll move, I'll move already you can be on top, stop the whine. :p:

Wolf to lumberjim: "You break my record, now I break YOU!"

And I break you!

I forgot that I was competing with Zengum. This is a post count check. Thanks for the reminder Jim. :)

7 more and I can go celebrate a landmark! Why does that seem so trite and unfulfilling? .....will celebrate anyways..... ;)

Now Shawnee is number three! She just walked right on by......

......chatterbox.......

I'm changing my name, soon.

Maybe to Bite Me. Is that a legal name change?

:lol:

Shawnee123;676109 wrote:

I'm changing my name, soon.

Maybe to Bite Me. Is that a legal name change?

:lol:

Are you sure you want to be insulted that often?

That was funny, bite me.

What's up, bite me?

I disagree, bite me.

Pete, I like your name, after you changed it (I liked it before but this one is very clever.) I need one and can't think of one.

I get tired of exposing my post count. It's embarrassing!

And only one of the three reasons for Shawnee123 still applies. I need a change.

Hawnee1 ?

SNORT!

Look at Shawnee, she lost her ESSSSSS!

No...

Haggis?
FunnySarcastic?
2TrikPonee ;)
NoYouCan'tGetAFreeLoan
FillInTheFinPaperwork

Or:

Bitch
Loser
Ugly Old Bat

...

I kind of like Haggis, but don't want to step on the meme. I think I'll stay out of the memefield completely.

I don't want to associate with my profession, either.

(Although a good time to say my cow orker told me yesterday she had a new default management plan: Tell that girl she don't need no loan. She was kidding, and CAN speak proper English, but it was the funny.)

2trikponee...hmmmm, I like it. Of course, what I think my two tricks are might differ from what you think my two tricks are. So, it's artsy in that way...it doesn't just "give" you everything.

Bitch, i may grant you (you say it like it's a bad thing?). Loser and UglyOldBat will get you a clip round the lughole, young lady

That's IT:

AClipRoundTheLughole!

:lol:

Sounds like something Cloud would approve of....

:)
She would love it!

The only piercings I have left are my ears, and they're iffy.

edit: That sounds like i had other piercings. Being a kid of the 80s, I got my regular earring holes when I was 11...then in college got two more on the left side. Those two more are probably closed. The regular ones still work. I just so very rarely wear jewelry anymore.

Shawnee123;676119 wrote:

Pete, I like your name, after you changed it (I liked it before but this one is very clever.) I need one and can't think of one.

I get tired of exposing my post count. It's embarrassing!

And only one of the three reasons for Shawnee123 still applies. I need a change.

Are you really thinking of changing your name?

If you like clever, you might look through the car talk show credits. http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html

Here's one I modified just for you -

Student loan consultant: Nora Lenderbee

Mobius Dick

Or you could go with a roller derby name. [we watched Whip It recently]

Eva Destruction?

Iron Maven?

How about your African name -Tongi Ncheak

Pete Zicato;676208 wrote:

Eva Destruction?

Oh. I likey. Mine mine mine. Maybe I'll start signing commitment warrants that way. I have a special sloppy signature for that, so nobody will know what it really says.

Teh suckage at work has really impaired my ability to post.

Maybe Eva d'Structionne would be more subtle. Or maybe not.

Pete Zicato;676146 wrote:

Student loan consultant: Nora Lenderbee

Neither a borrower nor a lenderbee.

I like it!

So many good suggestions.

Shawnee! You just snuck past the Toad! You little horror!

and Eva Destruction made me :lol: all over again. We all need roller derby names.

Wow, how did that happen?

glatt;715915 wrote:

Wow, how did that happen?

Every time a student says something stupid, Shawnee submits another post at the Cellar to regain her sanity. It was inevitable. :D

She has a secret forum that only she can see where she holds raging arguments with herself and the voices and the ghosts of the dead hobos. and Homer. and the voices. no i didn't forget you. See you're in there twice now. happy? good.

Pete Zicato;676208 wrote:

Or you could go with a roller derby name. [we watched Whip It recently]

Eva Destruction?

Iron Maven?

I've never seen 'whip it', but I have friend who did Roller Derby, she said the manes are more 'earthy' than that.

I thnk she was 'liquor harder'

A friend of mine is "Mona Littlemore."

Titus Canby

Beest;715956 wrote:

I've never seen 'whip it',

you will do soon, it's on hold at the library.... we have three more days to pick it up

We enjoyed it.

What was that sound? :lol:


So funny, I feel like I'm hardly here these days. Maybe I sleep post..... apparently much of my typing would support that....

Or some of your personalities are posting while others aren't aware of it. :p:

the addictive ones?