Please post here all the times tw hurt you real bad.
:p:
HE DID HURT ME! He hurt me real bad.
I'm still getting over it.
:mecry:
this one time....
he tied my hand to a board and broke each one of my knuckles with a ball-peen hammer
I saw him whack a guy's peepee. Just for fun.
KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE DING DING!
I told him "More Lube!" but he just laughed.
I hope tw knows I'm just messing. I like tw. :)
Sure you do. With a nice red sauce.
tw hurt me more than anyone else. He swung a hammer. Teeth on that hammer tore skin right off a finger that was holding the nail. Blood everywhere. Pain for days. Ugliest looking finger I ever did see. Nobody was hurt by tw as much as I was.
Let him hold his own nails.
Does Chianti go with red sauce?
tw, you should get a nail gun! Ouch!
sorry about your finger
... so I learned how to finger paint - monochromatically.
when life gives you lemons .... .... keep the juice the hell away from your mangled finger.
I dreamed that tw said I had less integrity than an MBA.
That hurt me real bad, because when I woke up I knew he really meant it.
tw hurt me more than anyone else. He swung a hammer. Teeth on that hammer tore skin right off a finger that was holding the nail. Blood everywhere. Pain for days. Ugliest looking finger I ever did see. Nobody was hurt by tw as much as I was.
Let him hold his own nails.
Hall of Fame: Most brief tw post ever. I am gauging the word count here, and it is below the minimum 100. :D
TW never hurt me. I've had bigger. ;)
you're such a bottom
;)
"And if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top"
That had better be a song quote
That had better be a song quote
Cole Porter "You're The Top"
I think you made LJ squirm a bit. Well done, Sheldon.
I was just acting squirmy
I was just acting squirmy
In other words, you were faking it. ;)