Choose My New Name, Cellar.
I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to be quite so identifiable as far as my internet activity. Upon my 10,000th post on the Cellar, I wish to change my username. I leave it to you, a community of my peers, to choose a new moniker, a new handle, a new alias for yours truly.
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]Now watch this post drop to the bottom with zero replies...[/COLOR][/SIZE]
TeddyBear
You remind me of a warm a soft teddy bear.:D You always have.....
:headshake
Ok seriously.....
I can't think of anything because Flint is actually perfect. In some odd way....
Fantastic jinx!I vote Piker! Good job. I couldn't think of anything...
Yes!! Someone has to be Piker...:)
SirNotAppearingInThisFilm
you can have this one if you want it
Drax isn't currently in use.....
Percussor
Tintinnabulator
KickPeddler
Cymbalic
That's all I got.
Why can't you just stick with FLINT? I'm still trying to figure out who 'squirell nutkin' used to be.
Copper.
Every ten thousand posts, you can re-enact the development of weapons technology. To come: bronze, iron, steel, gunpowder, uranium, malware...
Stone.
Or Sponge I suppose?
Nobody is using diSComBobuLaTOr
All of the other posts talking to you are still going to say "Flint," though. Won't that make it even more obvious that it's you, since then you couldn't even claim that it was just some other dude who chose this random noun as a username, instead it will look like we all know you by your first name despite the fact that you call yourself Piker or whatever.
F|int?
OH WAIT....
this:
₣ŁﭐиŦ
Zappa
[SIZE=3]-Then you can quote yourself for the next 10 years-
[/SIZE][SIZE=1]^ Twas an after thought/I'm teasing^[/SIZE]
Footfootfootfoot
Dar513
lotsofboxes
Drax isn't currently in use.....
Well, Flint's welcome to it. :)
IWBFUITM
:lol: WTF does that mean?
Now that I think about it, didn't UnderToad say no more name changes (I think it wuz cuz o' me).
No more name changes for you.
No more name changes for you.
meaning no more for drax, yes?
and are you wanting to
change your name Flint, or re register with a new one like darzicato did?
TPFKAF
The poster formerly known as Flint
Tumor Necrosis Factor Alpha.
No more name changes for you.
So I guess you must re-name yourself "
Sir Toad oF Unfairness.
You could justbe called YouAreANazi and be an instant thread killer
So I guess you must re-name yourself "Sir Toad oF Unfairness.
Sir Toad of
He-Owns-the-Fucking-Place, so get over it?
Hypersensitive fucker had like three name changes in a few weeks. Change me to this, now change me to this, now change me back to Drax. I patiently explained: you get one more and that's it. That's it.
i think you should change it daily for 2 weeks....informing him of them by email until he is satiated. furthermore, I think you should let me and monster help think of names.
Hypersensitive fucker
Right now, it seems like
you are the sensitive one.
Anyway, I don't plan to change my name again. I'm Datalyss everywhere else, so I 'm Datalyss here.
And...
I know you thought your post was gonna get me pissed enough to "leave" again, but ya' know what...
it ain't happenin' this time.
i think you should change it daily for 2 weeks....informing him of them by email until he is satiated. furthermore, I think you should let me and monster help think of names.
Typical lumberjim thinking. :rolleyes:
I know you thought your post was gonna get me pissed enough to "leave" again, but ya' know what...it ain't happenin' this time.
Nobody cares that much
One needs to have a certain amount of social intelligence in order to be intolerably irritating.
You Fail.
:stickpoke
Typical lumberjim thinking. :rolleyes:
many of my thoughts are typical lumberjim thinking, to be honest. I don't know why that is....
many of my thoughts are typical lumberjim thinking, to be honest. I don't know why that is....
I do. Only lumberjim can think like lumberjim :D It has a certain logic to it; and that's :cool:.
One needs to have a certain amount of social intelligence in order to be intolerably irritating.
[selfmockingmode]Do whut now?:dunce:[/selfmockingmode]
Originally Posted by monster
IWBFUITM
:lol: WTF does that mean?
Flint's signature threat:
I Will Butt-Fuck You In The Mouth.
Flint's signature threat:
I Will Butt-Fuck You In The Mouth.
I wonder how much Mrs. F. A. Tasse would charge for that?
She charged cheaply for the real thing. She maybe was thinking eww too instead of ow otherwise she would have charged more.
Piezo
(we have the technology to upgrade you [piezoelectric], to make you better than before)
Pooka's Beatch
tnilf
Rim Shot
Snugums
kewpie doll
babie kakes
sweet thang
hunnie breath
It's a trick, he's not changing his name, he just wants to see what people want to call him.
Um, but wouldn't there be an Internet trail linking your new handle to your old handle?
Isn't your handle already a handle and not your real name?
Unless you're this guy:
[youtube]8hD9J-Q1st4[/youtube]:cool:
I know you thought your post was gonna get me pissed enough to "leave" again, but ya' know what...it ain't happenin' this time.
What if he asks nicely?
Flint = Striker (Isn't there someone around here you'd like to strike?)
Unless you're this guy:
I am that guy.
Sorry, Flint, but "That Guy" is already taken.
I was watching Animal Rescue this morning (my excuse - I was doing Grandad's ironing) and there was an orphaned foxcub called Flint. They followed him all the way from being brought into the wildlife centre, to being released back into the wild with 5 chums.
So it looks like the BBC got the memo that Flint is no longer a Dwellar's name. I mean there were,'t any foxes called Glatt or Pete Zicato on the show.
Maybe you could return the favour and your new name could be Reynard. Or Raymond. Everyone loves him apparently.
wait a minute. I've got it.
Flint: be ...... Fronk .......or Fronque
F-Lint
It's like the whole P-Daddy for teh interwebs....
Flin't [COLOR="SlateGray"](if he simply does not want to be Flint anymore)[/COLOR]
Phlint [COLOR="slategray"](if he just wants variety)[/COLOR]
Supercaliflintgilisticexpialidocious (if he wants to be pretentious)
How about Samuel Lapp, since you're Amish and all?
Tumor Necrosis Factor Alpha.
That would be an AWESOME recaptcha.
Nope, try again.
Nope, try again.
Nope, try again...
Why can't you just stick with FLINT? I'm still trying to figure out who 'squirell nutkin' used to be.
I used to be footfootfoot, but wanted a change of venue. SN was my drunken poster handle, but I stopped drinking about the time I changed over to SN, coincidentally.
Where are you on this, Flint? Change your mind?
He never really wanted to change his name, he just wanted us to talk about him. Right, Flint?
Flint an attention whore - Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can't you just go by Razor Buttafuko or Bob or something
Hahaha! It's good to see you Pooka!
Told you so.
You ain't told squat, grandpa! Do you see me being at 10,000 posts yet?
:) It is good to be seen.
Nice to see you around Pooka.
Maybe you should just keep the one you've got.
I wonder if he'll see this if there's no text to find with a vanity search.
From now on, you shall call me: Duchess Wonderama Poindexter Spectaculous Smith.
kthx
I'm the Pink Lady Meticulous Likk-Lipse Schlocum.
As you're asking.
And the correct form of address is Your Ladyship.
Or Bitch, if yo nasty.
How long did your binge last?
I'll let you know when it's over.
Now, if you don't mind, I and Her Ladyship have new address labels to work on.
If you come up with a really good new name I will change it .
Tigrisventus?
Mmm. Maybe not.
Upon my 10,000th post on the Cellar, I wish to change my username.
Getting close. Only about 500 posts to go...
Has there already been a suggestion for Larry?
Regardless as to whether or not he changes his username; or, what he changes his username to, I'm going to call him Spot.
Theposterformerlyknownasflint
Oh wait - thats been done.
How about [COLOR="White"]
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Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose.
How about Urban Wasteland -that what's Flint (MI) became....
How about Clint. It sounds like flint, but you get bigger when someone licks you. Wait, that already happens.
Lieutenant Christian (obscure - it's the role James Coburn was in after Our Man Flint)
or
Poindexter
or
BOFH
I don't know what BOFH is, but it made me think of a username:
Bofus