Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin

xoxoxoBruce • Feb 9, 2010 12:08 am
It takes so much time and energy to plant somebody, here's and idea who's time has come.
The Screw In Coffin.

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Let the puns, begin... :rolleyes:

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lumberjim • Feb 9, 2010 12:36 am
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why fuck around with that?
jujuwwhite • Feb 9, 2010 1:36 am
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
xhaos01 • Feb 9, 2010 3:29 am
Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate!

But I think Jim nailed a better idea!
ZenGum • Feb 9, 2010 3:53 am
I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me.
Gravdigr • Feb 9, 2010 4:04 am
jujuwwhite;633419 wrote:
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!


Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?
jujuwwhite • Feb 9, 2010 5:09 am
Gravdigr;633428 wrote:
Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?


Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!
Kolbenfresser • Feb 9, 2010 6:18 am
I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral.
And it would be cheaper.
Gravdigr • Feb 9, 2010 7:04 am
jujuwwhite;633439 wrote:
Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!


Death has never stopped either from trying.
monster • Feb 9, 2010 8:37 am
Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these?
Sheldonrs • Feb 9, 2010 8:37 am
jujuwwhite;633419 wrote:
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!


Now you can get nailed and then screwed.
dacliff • Feb 9, 2010 9:39 am
Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 9, 2010 9:43 am
Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green.;)
lumberjim • Feb 9, 2010 10:48 am
the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping.
Flint • Feb 9, 2010 1:10 pm
Screw, in coffin.
SPUCK • Feb 10, 2010 5:22 am
Indeed....
Pete Zicato • Feb 10, 2010 10:13 am
I dunno. You really want to be standing for the rest of eternity?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 10, 2010 10:52 am
You'll puddle in the bottom.
TheMercenary • Feb 10, 2010 11:32 am
Pete Zicato;633677 wrote:
I dunno. You really want to be standing for the rest of eternity?
I do believe that there are some stories of the French doing this for it's soldiers fallen overseas (Vietnam in the 50's) where they were said to have buried them in the standing position facing home to France.
lumberjim • Feb 10, 2010 12:10 pm
xoxoxoBruce;633683 wrote:
You'll puddle in the bottom.


not if you're vacuum packed!

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