Bald As A Coot

Do Americans use this term? And if so, for male scalps, shaven lady-gardens or both of the above?

tx

a what?? Speak english!

cooter?

hmph... thought so :(


got any phrases for bald?

Bald As A Coot. Yes, but more infrequently, for bald men. Shaved ladies, no.

I've only ever heard "he's an old coot."

How's "bald as an eagle," that 'Merkin enough for ya? :)

it's CRAZY as a coot.

bald as a baby's bottom.....wait...that's soft.


bald as a doorknob?

no..that's dumb..or is it dead?....

bald as a queue ball?

i got nuthin

How about "as bald as the cowboys' trophy cabinet"? :p

it would be funny if they didn't have[SIZE=4] 5 Super Bowl Trophies in it....[/SIZE]

in your face!


maybe the Eagles?


couldn't find the homer wav saying in your face...but I did find this....and it has a certain relevance. (suckiest bunch of sucks.....damn weiner kids clip)

bald as a billiard ball

In my part of 'Merica I have heard "bald as a coot" to describe baldness.

Note: A coot is a small, dark grey bird with a circle of white feathers on its head.

Drunker than Cooter Brown.

lumberjim;631045 wrote:

it would be funny if they didn't have[SIZE=4] 5 Super Bowl Trophies in it....[/SIZE]

in your face!


maybe the Eagles?


couldn't find the homer wav saying in your face...but I did find this....and it has a certain relevance. (suckiest bunch of sucks.....damn weiner kids clip)

well I was going to say 2010 trophy cabinet, but (a) it seemed lame and (b) it was all about you....