Things You Never See or Hear

Gravdigr • Jan 20, 2010 4:34 pm
[SIZE="1"]Both from George Carlin[/SIZE]

Something you never see: A grown man, naked, running full-speed, taking a shit.

Something you never hear: "Right after I chop my dick off, I'm going to stick this red-hot poker up my ass."
Spexxvet • Jan 20, 2010 5:41 pm
Gravdigr;628563 wrote:
[SIZE="1"]Both from George Carlin[/SIZE]


"Hand me that piano"

"Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone"
Elspode • Jan 20, 2010 6:53 pm
"Why, yes, I would like another glass of cyanide."
jujuwwhite • Jan 21, 2010 4:00 am
'Anyone want a piece of pre-chewed gum?'
Urbane Guerrilla • Jan 21, 2010 4:30 am
Elspode;628587 wrote:
"Why, yes, I would like another glass of cyanide."


Unless perhaps attributed to Rasputin.
Sundae • Jan 21, 2010 5:15 am
You know that Lumberjim? What a small head!
toranokaze • Jan 24, 2010 10:24 pm
No we were wrong the Earth is flat- president of physics
lookout123 • Jan 24, 2010 11:13 pm
"I was wrong" - TW
lumberjim • Jan 24, 2010 11:17 pm
Sundae Girl;628694 wrote:
You know that Lumberjim? What a small head!


what the crap?
classicman • Jan 25, 2010 9:07 am
HA HA HA HA @ LO123
Trilby • Jan 25, 2010 9:26 am
"Here are your honor cords, Miss B."
Spexxvet • Jan 25, 2010 9:45 am
"Lookout123, you are very compassionate"
lookout123 • Jan 26, 2010 8:21 pm
You've got a better chance of hearing that than tw admitting he was wrong. I helped an old lady across the street once and she might still be alive.
Flint • Jan 26, 2010 10:42 pm
Things you shouldn't ever see or hear...
Cicero • Jan 26, 2010 11:05 pm
Here, lemme just use your jacket to wipe my nose.
monster • Jan 26, 2010 11:39 pm
You never see pictures from Brianna, Radar hitting the tipjar, Spexxvet being likeable, Clodfobble on a sans kids vacation or me being a bitch :p

You never hear the tree falling in the forest.
lumberjim • Jan 26, 2010 11:46 pm
monster;630191 wrote:
You never see 1. pictures from Brianna,2. Radar hitting the tipjar, 3.Spexxvet being likeable, 4.Clodfobble on a sans kids vacation or 5.me being a bitch :p


one of these things is not like the others
monster • Jan 26, 2010 11:51 pm
orly? Are you being a discriminator?
skysidhe • Jan 27, 2010 9:18 am
Would you like pigeon for dinner?


....and if you go to a restaurant and order squab what is that bird on your plate?
monster • Jan 27, 2010 9:46 am
it's a shark.



(tastes like chicken).
tw • Jan 29, 2010 9:02 pm
Gravdigr;628563 wrote:
Something you never hear: "Right after I chop my dick off, I'm going to stick this red-hot poker up my ass."
I thought I saw that on Bugs Bunny. Ever since then, Elmer Fudd said, "Whooo. What was wat."
Gravdigr • Feb 8, 2010 6:16 am
tw;630881 wrote:
I thought I saw that on Bugs Bunny. Ever since then, Elmer Fudd said, "Whooo. What was wat."


What?
Sundae • Feb 8, 2010 7:40 am
Damn, TW was funny on 30 Janury and I missed it.
Still, it's nice to enjoy it retrospectively.
Trilby • Feb 8, 2010 8:17 am
I never see a poem lovely as a tree.

I never hear, "Bri! YOU"VE WON THE LOTTERY!" - though that's probably because I don't play.
DanaC • Feb 8, 2010 8:40 am
Originally Posted by Urbane Guerilla

Whilst I respect your point of view, I'm afraid we'll have to agree to differ on this.

skysidhe • Feb 8, 2010 10:26 am
Buy duct tape and plastic wrap to seal your self into a room in case of a drone airplane attack spraying toxic chemicals in the air.

oh wait! :smack:
skysidhe • Feb 8, 2010 10:29 am
Free tires made in china...oh and drywall too.