Who is who?

Big Sarge • Jan 15, 2010 6:37 pm

Due to my breaks from the Cellar and general forgetfulness, I am constantly confused about the sex of some members and who the couples are on this site. Please help me sort some of this mess:

1. Lumberjim is married to someone on here. Is it Monster?

2. Does Squirell Nutkin go by another user name?

3. Is Lookout123 a male?

4. Is Jinx married to Flint?

Clodfobble • Jan 15, 2010 6:45 pm

1.) Lumberjim is married to jinx. Monster is married to Beest.

2.) Squirell Nutkin used to be footfootfoot, and may or may not be again someday, you never know.

3.) Yes.

4.) Flint is married to Pooka.

Just wanted to jump in with correct answers before you are inundated with smartass ones... ;)

classicman • Jan 15, 2010 6:56 pm

ok - I'll start then -

Monster and LJ sittin in a tree. . .

capnhowdy • Jan 15, 2010 8:38 pm

5. Scallops

lumberjim • Jan 15, 2010 8:46 pm

i lolled

jujuwwhite • Jan 15, 2010 9:58 pm

Capnhowdy is married to Jujuwwhite

Big Sarge • Jan 16, 2010 12:16 am

I figured that out after the New Years Eve pics. Another question - Tulip made a video for Clodfobble and wants to see Clod nude. Is Clodfobble male or female?

monster • Jan 16, 2010 12:17 am

female.

Sundae • Jan 16, 2010 9:10 am

We've seen Clod naked already.
AND that shot of her in the liquor store...

richlevy • Jan 16, 2010 9:20 am

monster;627021 wrote:
female.

Very female.;)

Clodfobble • Jan 16, 2010 10:16 am

It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.

squirell nutkin • Jan 16, 2010 10:37 am

Tulip wants to see clod nude? Is Tulip batting for the other team? And what shot in the liquor store?

squirell nutkin • Jan 16, 2010 10:38 am

Clodfobble;627082 wrote:
It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.

Not much of a secret anymore...

TheMercenary • Jan 16, 2010 10:40 am

Big Sarge;626939 wrote:
4. Is Jinx married to Flint?

No, but he secretly wants to be, which is why Flint hates LJ so much.

Shawnee123 • Jan 16, 2010 10:44 am

Clodfobble;627082 wrote:
It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.

We've secretly replaced one of Clodfobble's uteri with Folger's Coffee. Let's see if she notices...

TheMercenary • Jan 16, 2010 10:53 am

[poof]Thought be gone![/poof]

squirell nutkin • Jan 16, 2010 10:53 am

@ Shawnee
Child of the 60s!

Nirvana • Jan 16, 2010 10:54 am

I love snorting green tea in the morning! Thanks Shaw! :greenface :rotflol:

Big Sarge • Jan 16, 2010 9:37 pm

I think I have missed a bunch of the nudie pics or I couldn't associate them. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was genuinely confused. Wouldn't it be easier if on every profile it listed:

1. Male or Female
2. Whether or not you are a switch hitter
3. Who on the Cellar you are screwing around with

Life would be far simplier. As it stands now, I need a link diagram

jujuwwhite • Jan 16, 2010 9:40 pm

Ah c'mon Sarge, Life on the Cellar is better than 'as the stomach turns'!

Uh oh! hope I didn't insult anyone after all I'm still a newbie.

Big Sarge • Jan 16, 2010 9:46 pm

Trying to read bewtween the lines. Clod has coffee in her uterus, but Nirvana prefers sniffing green tea in the morning. So Nirvana is a guy becuse he wants to sniff Clod's caffeinated beverage pot? I'm so F****** confused

classicman • Jan 16, 2010 10:06 pm

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 16, 2010 10:37 pm

jujuwwhite;627366 wrote:

Uh oh! hope I didn't insult anyone after all I'm still a newbie.

The hell you are. Grab a mop, you ain't company no mo'. :p

jujuwwhite • Jan 16, 2010 10:42 pm

:blush: Ah, I feel so special, Bruce!!

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 16, 2010 10:42 pm

Calm down.;)

Flint • Jan 16, 2010 10:46 pm

Big Sarge;626939 wrote:
...
1. Lumberjim is married to someone on here.
...
4. Is Jinx married to Flint?

ha ha ha

capnhowdy • Jan 17, 2010 7:04 am

xoxoxoBruce;627383 wrote:
The hell you are. Grab a mop, you ain't company no mo'. :p

Good luck with THAT!:bolt:

Beest • Jan 17, 2010 11:30 pm

The Who

also WHo's

Tulip • Jan 17, 2010 11:44 pm

Big Sarge;627020 wrote:
I figured that out after the New Years Eve pics. Another question - Tulip made a video for Clodfobble and wants to see Clod nude. Is Clodfobble male or female?

I made a video for Clodfobble because she had asked me when she gave me a music book for the Secret Santa thingy. I don't recall asking to see Clodfobble nude, but if I did, perhaps I thought she may have a beautiful body. I like to see beautiful art, and the human body is an art form. Gender is irrevelant. ;) This doesn't make me gay or not. I am hetero, by the way. :p

Sundae Girl;627055 wrote:
We've seen Clod naked already.
AND that shot of her in the liquor store...

:mg: And I missed it!?! AWWWWWWWWWWw.......I also missed that shot of Clod in the liquor store. Wonder what the picture was about. :p

Only took me over a year, but thanks goodness, I finally feel comfortable enough to post my pictures and joke around in the forum. I did notice everyone is either married or in a relationship. For this reason, I will not joke in any way I think may be too inappropriate to a man, offend him, or his significant other. However, I will joke a bit with a woman. :D If any ladies out there is uncomfortable, please let me know. I will stop. :p

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2010 11:57 pm

Tulip;627748 wrote:
I am hetero, by the way. :p

Sarge is always happy to hear that.

I did notice everyone is either married or in a relationship.

No, their are a number of unattached people here.

However, I will joke a bit with a woman. :D If any ladies out there is uncomfortable, please let me know. I will stop. :p

Don't you dare stop. :haha:

jujuwwhite • Jan 18, 2010 12:00 am

xoxoxoBruce;627753 wrote:
Don't you dare stop. :haha:

I agree! If you can't joke with friends who can you joke with?

squirell nutkin • Jan 18, 2010 12:08 am

Tulip;627748 wrote:
If any ladies out there is uncomfortable, please let me know. I will stop. :p

I've yet to have a lady tell me to stop because she was uncomfortable. Well, there was this one time in the bad place, I mean band camp...:p

Clodfobble • Jan 18, 2010 12:33 am

Tulip wrote:
And I missed it!?! AWWWWWWWWWWw.......I also missed that shot of Clod in the liquor store. Wonder what the picture was about.

It's still around, you just gotta be dedicated enough to search the archives. Prepare to be disappointed though, it's not all that titillating--there are bad 70s couch cushions strategically placed over all the good parts. The liquor store picture was actually some random chick who looked like me (insofar as she was white and had long straight hair) squatting and peeing her pants in the middle of a liquor store. Which is not to say I wouldn't do it if you paid me enough, but I didn't happen to in that particular instance.

DanaC • Jan 18, 2010 7:08 am

I is unattached.

@ Beest: see, now, I had resisted posting the Doctor on here. Which is pretty remarkable given my record to date :P

squirell nutkin • Jan 18, 2010 8:43 am

Clodfobble;627773 wrote:
Which is not to say I wouldn't do it if you paid me enough, but I didn't happen to in that particular instance.

Always the tease, holding out false hope for the liquor store pee picture fetish crowd. :eyebrow:

I'm glad pee pictures don't turn my crank.:greenface

Beest • Jan 18, 2010 9:10 am

DanaC;627795 wrote:
@ Beest: see, now, I had resisted posting the Doctor on here. Which is pretty remarkable given my record to date :P

It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it.

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2010 1:05 pm

DanaC;627795 wrote:
I is unattached.

But your boyfriend is so jealous, you have to muzzle him in public. :lol:

squirell nutkin • Jan 18, 2010 1:48 pm

Unhinged?

SamIam • Jan 18, 2010 3:59 pm

I am both unhinged and unattached. ;)

DanaC • Jan 19, 2010 4:58 am

xoxoxoBruce;627867 wrote:
But your boyfriend is so jealous, you have to muzzle him in public. :lol:

Hahaha. I laughed out loud.

Big Sarge • Jan 19, 2010 7:24 pm

Unhinged? Unattached? I'm unballanced

Nirvana • Jan 19, 2010 7:39 pm

Big Sarge;628298 wrote:
Unhinged? Unattached? I'm unball-anced

Is that a new way to be minus 2? :p

Big Sarge • Feb 16, 2010 7:05 pm

I'm still trying to figure things out. It seems like Datalyss used to go by another name. During the time I didn't have regular web access, there was someone called Emma on here. Meaning no offense to anyone, but are Datalyss & this Emma person the same?

BrianR • Feb 16, 2010 7:27 pm

No. Emma was a troll who is now gone.

Datalyss used to go by another name, which escapes me at present. There is a thread on it, somewhere.

classicman • Feb 16, 2010 7:50 pm

Drax or draxxie as Monnie calls him/her

DanaC • Feb 16, 2010 7:51 pm

Datalyss used to go by the name Drax; which is why people sometimes still refer to him as draxxie. He comes and goes. At some point something someone says will hit a nerve and he'll go again. For a while. Then he'll come back. It's a bit like having a teenager in the house. Y'know he's there because of the thump of death metal coming from under the bedroom door, and every so often he tells you he hates you and slams out the house.

:P

TheMercenary • Feb 16, 2010 8:18 pm

I use to go by the name of B.O.B., now it is just Merc.

Big Sarge • Feb 17, 2010 4:44 pm

I don't know why I can't keep things straight.

Pie • Feb 17, 2010 5:04 pm

Big Sarge;635378 wrote:
I don't know why I can't keep things straight.

DADT! :lol:

monster • Feb 17, 2010 5:17 pm

I DO NOT!

Gravdigr • Feb 26, 2010 12:28 pm

Clodfobble;627082 wrote:
It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.

Shawnee123;627106 wrote:
We've secretly replaced one of Clodfobble's uteri with Folger's Coffee. Let's see if she notices...

(That's odd, Clod never has a second cup of uterus at home...)

I am male. I have no uteri.

Trilby • Feb 26, 2010 12:32 pm

It's uterUS, not uterYOU!

wolf • Feb 26, 2010 12:32 pm

Gravdigr;637601 wrote:
(That's odd, Clod never has a second cup of uterus at home...)

I am male. I have no uteri.

Surely you've visited a couple.

squirell nutkin • Feb 26, 2010 1:46 pm

Brianna;637604 wrote:
It's uterUS, not uterYOU!

There is no I in team and uterus, or there's two types of uter; us and them.

wolf;637605 wrote:
Surely you've visited a couple.

"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix."

jinx • Feb 26, 2010 2:01 pm

My uterus hurts. Frequently and right now.

Gravdigr • Feb 26, 2010 2:21 pm

wolf;637605 wrote:
Surely you've visited a couple.

I know my way around it.:p:

ZenGum • Feb 26, 2010 7:31 pm

jinx;637650 wrote:
My uterus hurts. Frequently and right now.

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Gravdigr • Feb 28, 2010 2:08 pm

Hertz. :lol2:

Urbane Guerrilla • Mar 9, 2010 2:38 am

But is that mathematically right? Doesn't Time = 1/freq give wavelength, not Hertz? f = 1/T might have been more mathematically virtuous.

Pie • Mar 9, 2010 12:32 pm

wavelength is in meters (or feet, if you're old-fashioned).

Period (seconds/cycle) = 1/freq (cycles/second), this is true.

Wavelength (meters/cycle) = c (speed of light, meters/second) / frequency (cycles/second)

The units for (cycles/second) is Hertz.

Pooka • Mar 22, 2010 6:13 pm

Flint;627387 wrote:
ha ha ha

Flint wishes :p: ... hell I wish I was married to her... it would be great to have a hot sexy wife... or a wife... or really a housekeeper would do... haha

lumberjim • Mar 22, 2010 6:33 pm

Good God, man, tha Soup aloooone ees enough for me!
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squirell nutkin • Mar 22, 2010 9:02 pm

Nice Scottish accent there Jim.

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