The Metaphorical Thread

lumberjim • Jan 11, 2010 11:14 pm
This thread is a lace bonnet on a filthy swine.
monster • Jan 11, 2010 11:23 pm
More of a gold crown in the gob of a redneck
Pete Zicato • Jan 11, 2010 11:35 pm
This thread is an infected pimple on the hairy ass of the cellar.
lumberjim • Jan 12, 2010 12:47 am
that's a turd in the punchbowl of a post
monster • Jan 12, 2010 8:37 am
Lumberjim: A blackhead on the scrotum of the cellar
Trilby • Jan 12, 2010 8:41 am
monster: a peach in the orchard of doom.
SamIam • Jan 12, 2010 11:08 am
Brianna: a flower in the desert of illiteracy.
Shawnee123 • Jan 12, 2010 11:13 am
SamIam: A refined cat in the messy hat of life.
Pie • Jan 12, 2010 11:23 am
Shaw: a long delayed flight from reality
Pico and ME • Jan 12, 2010 11:37 am
Pie : The sweet taste on the sour side of the Cellar's tongue.
lumberjim • Jan 12, 2010 1:40 pm
this thread has turned into a self-fellating kiss fest. I am dissapoint
Pie • Jan 12, 2010 2:05 pm
Lumberjim: proudly self-fellating
Shawnee123 • Jan 12, 2010 2:08 pm
Metaphor: LJ: A proud self-fellator in life's brothel
Pie • Jan 12, 2010 2:37 pm
:lol:
skysidhe • Jan 12, 2010 4:09 pm
The thread runs down the river amuck.
monster • Jan 12, 2010 4:16 pm
Here's some salt for your ice bank, lj
Trilby • Jan 13, 2010 9:22 am
here's some ice for your salt cock, lj.

:D
monster • Jan 13, 2010 9:28 am
I bet your user middle name is jane, bri. B. J. Keats-Scholar. Has a kind of ring to it.
wolf • Jan 13, 2010 10:30 am
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him not drink, I guess.
SteveDallas • Jan 14, 2010 2:20 am
A metaphor is like a simile.
Shawnee123 • Jan 14, 2010 10:44 am
An asshat is like an asshat. Sorry, too obscure?

(No, not YOU)
Spexxvet • Jan 14, 2010 12:11 pm
I metaphor. After I met a wun, a tu, and a phree.
monster • Jan 14, 2010 5:45 pm
The cellar is a packed yellow schoolbus on a dark snowswept morning
Shawnee123 • Jan 14, 2010 8:48 pm
Great visual, for the win!
Sundae • Jan 15, 2010 7:11 am
The Cellar is Mardi Gras to the internet's Lent.
bluecuracao • Jan 16, 2010 2:16 am
This thread has become rogue perfume squirts on your wrist, from out-of-work models on the first floor of Macy's!
Trilby • Jan 16, 2010 2:48 pm
This thread is Lj's favorite brown eye.
lumberjim • Jan 16, 2010 2:52 pm
this thread is getting a standing 8 count
Trilby • Jan 16, 2010 4:43 pm
the standig 8 count was thrown out.
monster • Jan 16, 2010 6:14 pm
The standing eight count was a wet blanket on a water bed
skysidhe • Jan 16, 2010 8:26 pm
Yours is my favorite blue. :)

bluecuracao;627027 wrote:
This thread has become rogue perfume squirts on your wrist, from out-of-work models on the first floor of Macy's!




This thread is like costume jewelry to a hobo.
Trilby • Jan 16, 2010 8:49 pm
using like or as constitutes a simile, people.

This thread is costume jewelry on a hobo.

See? like that.
Elspode • Jan 17, 2010 3:18 pm
The Cowboys' game play today is a festering open wound on the city of Dallas' pasty white bum.
lumberjim • Jan 17, 2010 7:37 pm
Elspode is apparently that guy
monster • Jan 17, 2010 8:06 pm
Elspode is a "May Contain Nuts" warning on a packet of complimentary airline peanuts.
Sundae • Jan 18, 2010 12:25 pm
Monster is a choking hazard.