The Metaphorical Thread
This thread is a lace bonnet on a filthy swine.
More of a gold crown in the gob of a redneck
This thread is an infected pimple on the hairy ass of the cellar.
that's a turd in the punchbowl of a post
Lumberjim: A blackhead on the scrotum of the cellar
monster: a peach in the orchard of doom.
Brianna: a flower in the desert of illiteracy.
SamIam: A refined cat in the messy hat of life.
Shaw: a long delayed flight from reality
Pie : The sweet taste on the sour side of the Cellar's tongue.
this thread has turned into a self-fellating kiss fest. I am dissapoint
Lumberjim: proudly self-fellating
Metaphor: LJ: A proud self-fellator in life's brothel
The thread runs down the river amuck.
Here's some salt for your ice bank, lj
here's some ice for your salt cock, lj.
:D
I bet your user middle name is jane, bri. B. J. Keats-Scholar. Has a kind of ring to it.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him not drink, I guess.
A metaphor is like a simile.
An asshat is like an asshat. Sorry, too obscure?
(No, not YOU)
I metaphor. After I met a wun, a tu, and a phree.
The cellar is a packed yellow schoolbus on a dark snowswept morning
Great visual, for the win!
The Cellar is Mardi Gras to the internet's Lent.
This thread has become rogue perfume squirts on your wrist, from out-of-work models on the first floor of Macy's!
This thread is Lj's favorite brown eye.
this thread is getting a standing 8 count
the standig 8 count was thrown out.
The standing eight count was a wet blanket on a water bed
Yours is my favorite blue. :)
This thread has become rogue perfume squirts on your wrist, from out-of-work models on the first floor of Macy's!
This thread is like costume jewelry to a hobo.
using like or as constitutes a simile, people.
This thread is costume jewelry on a hobo.
See? like that.
The Cowboys' game play today is a festering open wound on the city of Dallas' pasty white bum.
Elspode is apparently that guy
Elspode is a "May Contain Nuts" warning on a packet of complimentary airline peanuts.
Monster is a choking hazard.