Automated email responses

Ya know the ones when someone is out of town or on vacation. You typically get the
"I'll be out of the office until x day/date If you need immediate assistance call so and so at extension whatever."

I just got one from a client that I thought was a little more honest, creative and funny too.

I WILL BE UNABLE TO BE REACHED FOR BUSINESS OR PLEASURE OR JUST TO SHOOT THE BULL. I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM PHONES INTERNET AND EVERY OTHER TYPE OF COMMUNICATION. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER UNTIL I GET BACK TO THE NUT HOUSE. YOUR CONSIDERATION IS ALMOST APPRECIATED.

Anyone else get any like this?

Ha! Never got one quite like that, but I would love it if I did.

That is pretty funny. I guess I should try to get more creative next time I go on vacation.

I wonder if I could get away with: I'm not here. Fuck you. :p

The boss my object to that one.

I am never away from my email. But I think I'll set an automated reply for shits and grins :D