Cows.

Gravdigr • Jan 4, 2010 5:27 am
A gargling cow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5D-GAp9kU


Cows w/guns. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI


A proud cow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU


That is all.
impress • Jan 4, 2010 6:22 am
I actually own "Cows With Guns" on CD.
BrianR • Jan 4, 2010 11:46 am
I have it on my iPod.
Elspode • Jan 4, 2010 7:27 pm
I'll see that and raise you a werecow.
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Shawnee123 • Jan 4, 2010 8:19 pm
http://www.realcaliforniamilk.com/auditions/index.html

I totally voted for Kirsten!
Tulip • Jan 4, 2010 10:33 pm
Dude, why you searching for cow videos? :whofart: Funny stuffs though, hihi. :D
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2010 3:04 am
Cows?
toranokaze • Jan 5, 2010 2:20 pm
This thread makes me want a hamburger
Gravdigr • Jan 5, 2010 6:23 pm
Tulip;623697 wrote:
Dude, why you searching for cow videos? :whofart: Funny stuffs though, hihi. :D


On YouTube, that little list on the right that's entitled 'Related Videos'? Yeah, it's a timekiller. Just search for any old video, now forget that video. Go to the 'Related videos' list. Pick one. Watch it. Now got to the 'Related Videos' list on that page. And so on, and so on...See ya in a hundred years.:D
Tulip • Jan 5, 2010 7:25 pm
Ahhh....I know exactly what ya mean. That's how I sometimes compile a list of songs for a new cd. :D Now, let's look at more funny cow videos, hehe.
Nirvana • Jan 5, 2010 7:33 pm
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Tulip • Jan 5, 2010 7:47 pm
Hehe.....since we're on the topic of cows, you know what I've always find humorous no matter how many times I see it? Those Chick Fil-A billboards with the cows saying "Eat Mor Chikin." :D
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2010 8:10 pm
It annoys me that they use dairy cows for that ad, but I guess if they weren't Holsteins, most people wouldn't recognize them as cows.
Tulip • Jan 5, 2010 8:26 pm
Why does it annoy you that they use dairy cows for the ads? Just wonderin'....
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2010 8:30 pm
Dairy cows vs Beef cattle... two different critters.
TheMercenary • Jan 5, 2010 8:44 pm
True dat. And the way farmers treat each commodity is huge.
Tulip • Jan 5, 2010 9:56 pm
Oh.....so, it's beef cattle that we eat and dairy cows is used only for milking?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2010 9:59 pm
Basicly. However dairy cows that have uh, er, um, worn out, can also enter the food chain... for children and other living things. ;)
Clodfobble • Jan 5, 2010 10:56 pm
Gravdigr wrote:
On YouTube, that little list on the right that's entitled 'Related Videos'? Yeah, it's a timekiller. Just search for any old video, now forget that video. Go to the 'Related videos' list. Pick one. Watch it. Now got to the 'Related Videos' list on that page. And so on, and so on...See ya in a hundred years.


My 3-year-old has figured that out too. He winds up on the craziest shit if I don't keep an eye on it.
Nirvana • Jan 6, 2010 12:49 pm
Tulip;624149 wrote:
Oh.....so, it's beef cattle that we eat and dairy cows is used only for milking?


Not really most of your ground beef is from Holstein cows not steers, Holstein Steers do make up a percentage of the meat market how much I am not sure but they don't milk or breed so they are in the meat isle of your grocery store. Almost all McD's hamburger is from old Holstein cows. They are cheaper. As long as they can walk on to the kill floor they are in hamburger, probably hotdogs too. The only way to know you are getting real beef is to buy local freezer beef.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 6, 2010 6:25 pm
Nirvana;624293 wrote:
Almost all McD's hamburger is from old Holstein cows.
C'mon now, everybody knows that's Kangaroo & Capybara. :lol:
Tulip • Jan 8, 2010 12:02 am
Clodfobble;624165 wrote:
My 3-year-old has figured that out too. He winds up on the craziest shit if I don't keep an eye on it.
Yeah, the same way my nephew stumbled upon Elmo porn. :headshake
Tulip • Jan 8, 2010 12:02 am
Thanks everyone for the info! :D
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 10, 2010 3:09 am
nom nom nom
Gravdigr • Mar 31, 2016 7:36 pm
Saw some cows.

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I think they belong to billionaire Brad Kelley.
glatt • Apr 1, 2016 11:04 am
Cool!
Carruthers • Apr 1, 2016 11:13 am
Do you know what breed they are, Grav?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2016 2:05 pm
Ankole-Watusi
Carruthers • Apr 1, 2016 2:11 pm
xoxoxoBruce;956612 wrote:
Ankole-Watusi


Thanks, Bruce.

They didn't look commercial, to my inexpert eye, so I assume they are kept for conservation reasons or novelty value, ie a rich man's whim.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2016 2:22 pm
It's often a rich mans whim, I know several who have Highland, Brahman, or Bison herds... and people to take care of them. The caretakers are also responsible to make sure the livestock are visible from the house when guests are present. But they do look nice from the veranda.
Gravdigr • Apr 1, 2016 4:48 pm
Carruthers;956597 wrote:
Do you know what breed they are, Grav?


Per the Wiki article, Ima go with Bruce on this one.


Speaking of "...I assume they are kept for conservation reasons or novelty value, ie a rich man's whim."...

I think the same guy has the largest private herd of white rhinos, down in Florida. He's also got a fairly large herd of Mishmi Takins on a mountain in New Mexico.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2016 4:57 pm
Mishmi Takins? Does the NSA know about this? Have they been check for terrorist leanings? :eek:
Gravdigr • Apr 1, 2016 5:11 pm
They look like the result of a buffalo fucking a goat.
Gravdigr • Apr 14, 2016 5:03 pm
This pic doesn't do it justice, but, look at this stack of hamburgers:

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This was on the same road as the redneck warning sign. Easily a ton.
BigV • Apr 20, 2016 4:04 pm
"THERE'S the beef, lady."
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 22, 2016 9:56 pm
Wild Water Buffalo in India. I guess he never goes in the woods with that rack.
Gravdigr • Apr 23, 2016 6:10 pm
Damn.
Happy Monkey • Apr 23, 2016 6:26 pm
Cows and Cows and Cows
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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 23, 2016 7:13 pm
:lol: I hadn't seen Tarantucows before.
BigV • Apr 27, 2016 12:35 pm
Cebuuuuuuuuu! /Larry the Cucumber

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Gravdigr • Apr 27, 2016 2:38 pm
Atchoomoomoo!!!


That's m'new thang, right there.
Gravdigr • Sep 26, 2016 2:23 pm
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