Ban the poster above you!
you ban the user above you for what ever reason you see fit. I'm sure we Cellarites can come up with some good reasons!
(this is a "pretend" ban: no one actually has to leave!)
Banned for having no user above me!
Cloud you're banned, just be back tomorrow!
Fargon you are banned for banning one of my fav Dwellers! Out with you!
5 min ban starting now.
I can't play 'cause it sticks. ;)
Fargon you are now unbanned. Now behave yourself or you will have to go to wolf's mental ward.
Merc banned for playing favorites!
;)
I can't play 'cause it sticks. ;)
Bruce banned for playing with sticks!
and no, I'm not PUI. yet.
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Banned for bad fake typing
banned for not citing more than one infraction
banned for having silent "d"
permabanned for attention whoring
Banned for serious dog disliking ;)
We should do a benefit concert for everyone who gets kicked off. We can call it 'Banned Aid'.:p:band:
I just can't ban monster. She's too fucking adorable.
Ooops. While writing this, Nirvana jumped in above me. No hesitation there.:footpyth:
;)
banned for not calling it a ban-a-fit concert.
banned for having slow reflexes!
Banned for reading Lord Byron.
Banned for not reading Byron
dana is banned for asterisk abuse.
the person below me is banned for being a mook
Banned, together with his wife, for overactivity in the Santa-stakes.
banned for not having scurvy
banned for the rest of the year (EST) for missing avatars
Banned for wasting syndrome.
you.... sir... are banned for not making any sense
Banned for politeness when banning someone.
Banned for sneaking about after dark.
Banned for making pointed remarks!
banned for changing your mind . . . and filling out the editing blurb!
Banned for starting a pointless but thoroughly addictive thread!
Banned for beating me to that.
banned for posting too much in the word association thread ;)
banned for busting me out on that.
Banned for taking yourself off the market!
Banned for observations on Marketing in a banning thread!
banned for not being a bleeding heart liberal :D
Banned for not including your real location
Banned for excessive hemorrhaging and hypotension because of it. :)
eta: SG beat me to it.
banned for living in my hometown
Banned for excessive woman-based happiness.
banned for not screwing his goat to the sticking point!
banned for not realising what a great person she is!
Banned for using not using a z in civilization.
Banned for being a spelling Nazi ;)
banned for owning so many puppies
banned for having a horror movie name
Banned for being above it all!
banned for keeping me up all night.
banned for being up all night.
banned for having an excellent sense of humor.
banned for NOT needing Levitra and staying UP all night!
Banned for not making Capn remove his hat indoors!
Banned for not mailing your dog to me!
banned for not fufilling her duties as a Strawberry Queen.
Banned for eating all the strawberries!
Banned for being a Manc tart
banned for eating kitties! minced manx, anyone?
banned for not having an avatar - no excuses
banned for being a classhole...
Banned for having the nirve!
Banned for being too tart!
banned for tart without treacle!
Banned for not putting 'cool whip' on the tart.
Banned for leaving the capn's hat on!
Banned for making me briefly consider posting the other shots taken that night.
Banned for not posting the other shots taken that night!
banned for trying to persuade the capn to show off all his goodies!! LOL
Banned for taking pictures of party hats.
Banned for living somewhere where people speak with preposterous accents, and yet being into a very civilised game.
banned for always confusing me!
Banned for not sending me better pictures of your tats and piercings!
banned for enjoying banning people
Banned because I cannot pronounce your forum name.
EDIT: Wait a minute... Where'd he go? There's no one above me now! It really works! :D
banned because you are crazy mad.
Banned because....well, just banned!
Banned because you named your dog Pilau
Banned for thinking Pilau is a bad name!
Promoted to Prefect for liking Pilau's name!
Banned for not starting the Advent Calender YEARS ago!
banned for bringing up bad memories of those little doors.
banned for not showing us all her piercing spots
Nirvana is banned for
this.
Banned for coining 'cock'.
Banned for not showing his....coin!
banned for making me guffaw!
Banned for not posting secret santa pics STILL.
banned for not calling Bri on banana phone