there are 2 finance managers. it takes about 40-45 minutes to do a deal if you hurry. how many last minute jerkoffs can you fit in the finance department? what is this, a college stunt?!
Go easy on 'em. The little woman didn't like the vacuum he gave her for Christmas, and he won't get laid until he gets her that car. ;)
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
The human head? The entire head of humanity? Hebe did the weight of her head as a science fair project. Never been the same since.
btw, I thought lumberjim's head alone weighed 42 pounds?
banned for making us read a scribbled chart.
oh, wait . . . wrong thread!
Get back to work, whiney slacker bitch.
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Yes, I did.
Did you know that a 150 pound human can yield up to 75 pounds of consumable meat?
But most of it will taste offal...
Hahahaha. My quote is from Jerry Maguire, when that kid is sitting in the back seat of the car and says that line to Jerry. Just in case it was too obscure.
Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that. ;)
But how much shit is in a 150lb human?
Depends on what you had for dinner.
Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that. ;)
Just remember, the taste varies from person to person.
Wouldn't vegetarians taste better? Myself, I'm a vagitarian. Oh, yeah.:cool:
Is the bag paper or plastic? Or is it Rosie O Donnell? Ooops, you said 5 pounds, not 500.
But how much shit is in a 150lb human?
depends on if its male or female!! lol
"How much shit can you fit in a 5lb Bag?"
About 5lbs worth.
"How much shit can you fit in a 5lb Bag?"
About 5lbs worth.
Hell no - Haven't you learned anything? Its at least 7.5lbs.
it's a trick question. a bag that weighs 5 lbs should hold a whole shit load.
Yea but 5 pounds sort of limits it to 5 pounds, unless of course it is a bag which actually weighs 5 pounds with nothing in it yet, or it could be a bag designed to hold 5 pounds which someone overloaded with some amount greater than 5 pounds....
Maybe I am reading into it. :)
But the diaper says it holds up to 36 pounds...