Dec 24, 2009: Frisco Bison

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2009 12:09 am
Yes, San Francisco has an urban bison herd in Golden gate Park.

The first bison, named Ben Harrison, was purchased by Park Superintendent John McClaren on February 26, 1891...
A female mate by the name of Sarah Bernhardt soon followed, and the two bison began one of the longest-running efforts to breed bison in captivity. Over the last 120 years, more than 500 bison have been born from the Golden Gate herd...


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That haircut's kind of gay, but it is Frisco after all.

If the animals' names, Ben Harrison and Sarah Bernhardt, seem strangely delicate for the hulking beasts, the tradition of the time dictated that the bison receive the monikers of their political contemporaries. The original herd included superstars such as Grover Cleveland, Bill McKinley, and Bill Bunker.


Strange, but sure, why not.
Recent years have brought changes to the bison's naming practices. Throughout the mid-twentieth century, the animals had borne royal Shakespearean handles.


Also strange, but it really goes down hill from there.

As of 1993, the bison have been reclaimed and renamed with Native American names bestowed by the "Watchbison Committee," a Native American Advisory Committee, and one of their current caretakers, the San Francisco Zoological Society.


Yes, we must be politically correct in Frisco. :rolleyes:

[SIZE="1"] btw, they hate it when you call it Frisco[/SIZE]. :D

At the link, you can read about Mayor Dianne Feinstein's foibles.
monster • Dec 24, 2009 4:12 pm
Jeeze, we should have started roasting that yesterday..... I hope you like it rare.....
Sundae • Dec 24, 2009 4:34 pm
Do you know that the official name for the American bison is...
wait for it....

Bison Bison

Like the black rat is Rattus Rattus.
Makes me laugh every time.

I am so easily pleased.

Snigger snigger.
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2009 5:03 pm
xoxoxoBruce;620236 wrote:
Yes, San Francisco has an urban bison herd in Golden gate Park...That haircut's kind of gay, but it is Frisco after all.


Leave it to Frisco to queer bison.:right:

([COLOR="LemonChiffon"]How do you queer a bison? Well, first you buy him a drink...[/COLOR])
Griff • Dec 24, 2009 5:06 pm
Thanks for the unexpected Bruce! Must have bison herd...
ZenGum • Dec 24, 2009 6:42 pm
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

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Ever tried washing your hands in a buffalo?[/COLOR]
Sheldonrs • Dec 24, 2009 7:35 pm
ZenGum;620409 wrote:
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?..


Ever hear anyone cheering for the Bison Bills?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2009 7:43 pm
Nice spicy Bison wings?:rolleyes:
richlevy • Dec 24, 2009 8:25 pm
Sundae Girl;620378 wrote:
Do you know that the official name for the American bison is...
wait for it....

Bison Bison

Like the black rat is Rattus Rattus.
Makes me laugh every time.

I am so easily pleased.

Snigger snigger.
Atlantic Bonito fish - Sarda Sarda
richlevy • Dec 24, 2009 8:27 pm
Gravdigr;620386 wrote:
Leave it to Frisco to queer bison.:right:

([COLOR=LemonChiffon]How do you queer a bison? Well, first you buy him a drink...[/COLOR])
Only if they had named it Sandra Bernhard.
beauregaardhooligan • Dec 24, 2009 10:29 pm
ZenGum;620409 wrote:
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?


All bison are buffalo, not all buffalo are bison.
ZenGum • Dec 25, 2009 8:44 am
Sundae Sundae, the common wombat is, I think, Vombatus vombatus.
skysidhe • Dec 25, 2009 1:08 pm
what? You couldn't find Santa's reindeer on this night!
Gravdigr • Dec 25, 2009 5:05 pm
ZenGum;620409 wrote:
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]
Ever tried washing your hands in a buffalo?[/COLOR]


I don't get it...:neutral:
casimendocina • Dec 26, 2009 3:08 am
Gravdigr;620574 wrote:
I don't get it...:neutral:
:lol:
SPUCK • Dec 26, 2009 5:16 am
Sundae Girl;620378 wrote:
Bison Bison
Like the black rat is Rattus Rattus.


Atlantic Bonito fish - Sarda Sarda


Ahhh I got those beat. My pet snake was a:

Constrictor Constrictor Constrictor :D
SPUCK • Dec 26, 2009 5:18 am
Hey I just left my browser on this thread and when I come back I have this from Google...

http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/report_phish/?tpl=mozilla&continue=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Ftools%2Ffirefox%2Ftoolbar%2FFT2%2Fintl%2Fen%2Fsubmit_success.html&hl=en-US&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cellar.org%2Fforumdisplay.php%3Fs%3Daa39500eb18074f2c774c3c6e0881a6d%26f%3D10

Something to ponder. :thepain:
lupin..the..3rd • Dec 26, 2009 3:18 pm
Frisco, a small coastal suburb of San Jose, the locals refer to it as “The City” in ironic reference to their smug provincial isolation.