Take a picture of this guy in our showroom with the squirrel on his head, post his pic, and then mock him soundly on the cellar?
....and questions of this nature go here
I've dared the salesmanger to ask him how he plans TO PAY for the car.
he might just do it.
would it be wrong of me to send this poem to my ex?
When I said "Die in a fire," I meant for you to
Burn UP in flames!
Not lazily fall asleep, blowing smoke rings
With your ashy lungs, your ashy lips!
Can't you get anything right?
Wrong of you? Ha! It would be wrong of you NOT to.
Are you seriously saying there is a guy in your showroom with a squirrel on his head? WTF? Is he nuts? (sorry)
Brianna, if you don't send that poem to your ex, can I send it to mine?!?
I loved it
so where is the Pic Jim ??
Brianna, if you don't send that poem to your ex, can I send it to mine?!?
I loved it
thank you! Absolutely - feel free to send it to ALL your ex's!!! I know I am! :)
Squirrels can carry Hanta virus. Your squirrel may be a bit east for it, but you could always pray.
Is he nuts? (sorry)
Nuttier than squirrel turds...
Take a picture of this guy in our showroom with the squirrel on his head, post his pic, and then mock him soundly on the cellar?
....and questions of this nature go here
...not at all... Pics... soon. :3eye:
maybe when he comes back to buy the car
Did I ever tell you guys that I had to call in for an appt. for an interview because I had a squirrel stuck in my car ? (years ago)
When the car moved it would run around it like mad, but it wouldn't leave through any of the opened doors.
They (the prospective employers) thought it was an obvious lie. The news upset them, and no there were no more appointment times for an interview available. I think it took 4 hours to get it out of the car.
Did you try throwing a blanket or tarp over the windows so the squirrel wouldn't think that a closed window was a way out?
I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.
rags soaked in ammonia
So instead of an attic smelling like squirrel piss, you get an attic smelling like ammonia. :rolleyes:
rifle
wouldn't work for me....would just hit the squirrel 5 times in the head and it would still come back for me to feed it the next day!! LOL
I told you, juju... never send a sailor to do a marine's job!
I agree, Capn! That's why I married a marine!! Tired of sailing on open sea!
Gotta watch your login cookies there, juju. :lol:
I once had that problem...squirrels in the attic, I mean.
I solved it by turning my dog loose in the attic for a while. Cleared 'em out real quick, and entertaining to boot!
I once had that problem...squirrels in the attic, I mean.
I solved it by turning my dog loose in the attic for a while. Cleared 'em out real quick, and entertaining to boot!
If you really cared about the Cellar, you'd have video'd it and put it up on youtube. :D
I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.
That's 'cause he's drunk.
Keep in mind this nutty bastard was tossing babies willy-nilly into the driveway 2 years ago... cost me $50 to have those little bastards rescued...
Aaaaw.......look!
Jinx! Nice sig....One of my faves (author)! I hadn't heard the quote before...thanks Jinxer! Strangely relevant....
They will forever be known as Willy and Nilly :p