Be the last person to kill this thread
Be the last person to kill this thread. The person who posts something that dooms this thread to perpetual dormancy is the winner.
I'll do it. I always do everything.
Anyone who posts after me is doomed to die a slow, painful, lingering death.
Enjoy.
I'll do it. I always do everything.
Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.
the last person to kill.....?
is it possible to kill it more than once?
And if so, is it possible to determine that it cannot be killed again?
I'm reminded of "
the inheritance riddle."
There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says
"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."
The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?
So we should try and be the first?
Back in early 80s, I went to a Conway Twitty concert. I lived at a state institution because my parents got rid of me when I was 9. The tickets were free for all of us older kids. I was there with my girlfriend and it was our first date. After the concert we went backstage to meet Conway. He walks in bigger than life, walks straight to me and says it must be tough for me, but he was glad that he finally found someone uglier than him. I never saw that girl, again.
I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."
There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says
"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."
The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?
Happy Hour.
It's alive! It's alive! Oh God, IT'S ALLLIIIVVVEEE!!!!!!
ha ha .... hmmmm... lemme post something I think is relevant ... that should do it.
I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."
"He's bankrupt"?
Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.
I
was channelling Marge there. She goes to a show where a magician/hypnotist asks for a volunteer and, because she's a bit tipsy, goes up onstage saying, "I'll do it. I always end up doing it," - so, yes. MOM.
now imagine this smiley with a big pile of blue hair on its head: :)
... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.
I hope you plan to kill this thread humanely.
Or I'm calling PETA.
So the guy walks right up to me and says--get this--he says "Hey, buddy..." and nobody, by the way, calls me buddy and gets away with it if I have anything to say on the subject, and believe you me, I do, and I will, and it's called a knuckle sandwich if you have to know, but that's neither here nor there, so the guy says "Hey, buddy..." and first of all, can you believe the nerve of this clown, speaking to me like that in such a manner?
Yes, I have read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."
[COLOR=white]Switch horses[/COLOR].
So, an infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
[CENTER]And they all lived happily ever after.
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[CENTER]ROLL CREDITS
Credits ................... bon, sexobon, license to kill.[/CENTER]
... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.
Hey, watch it now.
That just about wraps it up, though.
I'd appreciate it if everyone could just hang around for a few minutes whilst I explain the grammatical differences between "who" and "whom". Let me just hit the lights and fire up the ole' powerpoint ...
... And, there we go. Slide one:
The Linguistic History of Objective Cases, part 1: Sumaria
I think I might have just killed the "fucking depressing" thread. Just a hunch.
Watch me kill this one now too.
"Hey, hold my latte and watch this!"
this is not a quote thread
I shall kill it with this.
He made his fortune with that ... killing it, resuscitating it, killing it, resuscitating it, killing it, resuscitating it ...
Kinda like Jason Vorhees...
This is it ... right
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Killed by a tiger. Awesome.
Oh wait. damn, sorry.
With all the self proclaimed hobo killers in this place, you'd think someone would have killed off this thread by now. I'm beginning to doubt the veracity of all those hobo killin' claims. :eyebrow:
With all the self proclaimed hobo killers in this place, you'd think someone would have killed off this thread by now. I'm beginning to doubt the veracity of all those hobo killin' claims. :eyebrow:
Are you calling this thread a hobo? Thems fightin' words, where Shawnee comes from, youuuuuu.......hobo!
Shawnee's too busy pullin' a train in Meta to come here and kill off this free ridin' thread.
This is third time I've tried writing this...finally...I am ready to die. Now. There are no words I can use to describe the horrors of my youth, the baggage that I carry, nor the pain that destroys all that is around me every momoment I exist.
There is more...there is more...but not here. I take it with me.
Else fate will bring me back another day. We will see. How will this cliff hanger end......return and find out. I think I know.
A poem I wrote when I was 10, abandoned by my family the year before...the pain starting to become familiar...
Who even knows,
who even cares?
I think I know,
it is known in your nightmares...
If you will try and think
of someone that you love,
then you'll know and cry,
because that person loves you
The third stanza is lost to my foggy memory. It doesn't matter. Fare-thee-well, may tomorrow's mystery be brighter and pain free...
Hey Yzn....pull my finger.
I'm not sorry about him pulling yur finger.
Yznhymr -- :grouphug:
It'll be okay. Really.
Or not.
Next!
I could lock this thread for the win.
But I won't. :headshake
'twould be cheating, bruce.
Pie is clearly going for the win.
Hey, I'm the number that keeps on going...
I don't know, Pie, Spexx made a great effort with the bananaphone. Unfortunately for him, he picked the second most annoying version, and not this one.
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Thank god for flashblock.
[SIZE="5"]COCK!!!![/SIZE]
-a-doodle-doo. I say, you must have one of those old single action Submit icons that you have to cock first you click off a reply.
ornithologists we aren't.
2 Girls 1 Cup Parody #1 of 2
don't put gay love on my cake.
Or poop.
2 Girls 1 Sub Parody #2 of 2 NSFW
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I'm pretty sure that's an invocation to He Who Must Not Be Named.
I'm pretty sure that's an invocation to He Who Must Not Be [strike]Named[/strike] read.
Fixed that for ya.;)
Combinations of card shuffles, 52! is 8.06581751709439e+67.
Population of the Earth (possible number of people that could shuffle a deck of cards) is 6,648,429,413. That’s 1.2131914195137428317011748952143e+58 shuffles per person.
Divide 1.2131914195137428317011748952143e+58 shuffles by number of seconds per year (31536000) and you get 3.8470047549268861989509604744239e+50.
That means: if every person alive on the Earth started shuffling one deck of cards per second, it would take 3.8470047549268861989509604744239e+50 years to get through all the combinations.
I just strapped this thread to my leg and I'm headed to the airport....
Are you hiding it in Banana lady's luggage?
Looks like Pie has begun her countdown to New Year's Eve ... no wait ... was that a decimal point I saw there? Oh no, she's calculated Pi to the first decimal place and it looks like she's prepared to go TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! :eek:
I'm sorry, I am confused...is it Pie or Pi?
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I just know I'm going to kill this thread. I've killed many a thread in my time and this one is ready for extinction. ;)
Let's discuss politics, I bet I can kill it.
Right wing gestapo member! :p
It's either abortion or nazi health care gun control.
why not both - oh and throw in bailouts for good measure.
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No no no no. It's 3. You round down if the next decimal is less than 5.
It appears we have a slight disagreement over an abstract concept. Using the history of mankind as an example, we must immediately go to war, conscript and possibly decimate one or maybe two generations of youths from our middle and lower classes, and deploy and destroy a significant portion of our GDP while enriching a small portion of our population.
...or we could just agree to disagree.
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I do hereby declare this thread DEAD. MEEP!!!
I was pretty sure I killed it yesterday, but it turned out I had just shot a hole in my monitor.
My kid pooped a bunch of mucus into the bathtub today.
We really need a hobby or something.
toldja Pie would kill it.
We really need a hobby or something.
Photography?
6. There's another thread for that.
It's either abortion or nazi health care gun control.
I'll take abortion for $500 Alex...
5.
I don't think you have the right equipment for that, Merc -- and Alex certainly doesn't have the right training.
it was just after the 3, SG
That was the and wasn't it?
.
yup, that's definitely an and.
(sorry for the delay, I missed the Palin/turkey vid before :eek:)
I miss the point.
It's on the top of my head.
I'm not sorry about your rounding
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If I'm trying to embed a funny, I'll usually make it a light color other than white (so you can see that something is there, just not what it is...) Yes, I find it amusing.
cock!
Pie must be taking this one seriously!
I'll keep checking - at least until you pass the
100 million decimal placesI'll just hook up a 'bot to auto-post once a week under my account. No biggie.
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Still going strong ... like the energiser bunny!
That's it! I'm killing this thread right now!
'breathe breathe pump pump pump pump pump' that's it!! cpr has been performed and the thread lives again!!
I got you're pump swinging.
capn, you better stop or my new cellar friends will think I'm some kind of freaky tramp!! Oh never mind, that would be a pretty good rep to have! LOL
Dwellars accept anything fromanybody in Georgia.... WTF you doin' anyhoo? Aren't there lives on the line? Get your ass to work!
Bite my ass, capn!! I can multi-task! I'm a professional!!
k.... yada yada yada.......
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It's time we had a talk..... At a "neutral location".........
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I think you're cheating, Pi!
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I think Pie is getting turned on by the numbers.
Not dead yet
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But can you calculate the circumference of a circular argument? :eyebrow:
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Only after divided by Pie.
Can I have a little piece, monster?
Can I have a little piece, monster?
i thought you already had a big piece at home -at least that's what the Cap'n implied :p
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I quit, I give up
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
It seems
I predict that in several decades, when American civilization has crashed to pieces under the weight of its own fraughtness, and all of us who visit here now have been reduced to feral primates struggling to subsist on whatever maggots and thorns we can forage from the dust, and the Cellar's colo facility is in ruins with all the walls collapsed and all materials of any possible have been looted, including the gold from the circuit boards, and the Internet is a myth the way Asgard's rainbow bridge or Ra's heavenly boat are today. . . ..
When all this has come to pass, then this thread will still be still there, living on, refuting all attempts to kill it.
When all this has come to pass, then this thread will still be still there, living on, refuting all attempts to kill it.
I agree! At the end of time when only the roaches run freely over the earth, one of them will get wise enough to crawl into the circuit board and access the cellar and THIS thread will be the one that lives!
Bad juju, I don't really have any reason to for that interjection but I just wanted to use the phrase.
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Reminds me of Adam Sandler in Click.
that lady's belly button is 13 knuckles deep
She could hide a sandwich in there
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"In each age, it is necessary to adapt to the popular mythology. At one time kings were annointed by Deity, so the problem was to see to it that Deity annointed the right candidate. In this age, the myth is the 'will of the people'. . . but the problem changes only superficially."
- Professor Bernardo de la Paz, _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_
Pie's strategy for killing this thread is classic.
She's going to bore it to death.
you came close lj, it did make me wanna walk away.
the next person to post on this thread is a child rapist that preys on disabled black children and injects aids infected blood into their system after anally penetrating them with a baseball bat
How the fuck did you know?
If you post now you're admitting to ratting me out.
aw SHIT!! I thought I was the only person you did all that to, CAPN!!
fuck this goddam thread
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
Sorry Gravdigr, you didn't win... yet. ;)
You know this is just one of those threads.
I bet is going to run for awhile.
You know this is just one of those threads.
I bet is going to run for awhile.
Because all it takes is one person to keep it going, regardless of the will of the community.
Think of it as an example of self determination.....or, the tyranny of the minority, anarchism in action.
Since the thread allows minority rule, given a sufficient population of dumbasses, this thread and the Republican party can go on forever.
We cater to the fringe.
The idea is to bump off this thread.
You forgot the "off" part. :eyebrow:
bumped off like a fighter pilot wannabe
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To death? Sounds like a man with a plan! Just be sure to use protection.
It's not dying very fast is it?
Sorry Gravdigr, you didn't win... yet. ;)
myeh, I've killed plenty of threads.:reaper:
[COLOR=LemonChiffon]I'm not dead yet![/COLOR]
myeh, I've killed plenty of threads.:reaper:
Sew?
Let me know when the next to last person kills this thread so I can be last.
sqwerl, u killt it way back. This is zombie thread.
Fuck this goddam tread. With a rubber dick.
* shoots zombie-thread in brainstem with shotgun *
hell yeah it's dead...dead as a...
hobo;
or, a political discussion with mi compadre the Merc.
this thread will never die
911 strikes again and breathes life back into the dead....
Well how do you like that? Rich says "Be the last person to kill this thread"; but, doesn't sign a DNR certificate. So, juju follows protocol and resuscitates it! By the time we're done with this thread, it'll be ready for wolf.
Did that trick bring the tread back to life?
One of the things you learn playing poker is that it takes two people to really win or lose a shit-ton of money. You don't get paid according to how awesome your hand is. You get paid based on how awesome other people think their hand is. If you end up with, say four tens, you won't win jack if everybody else folds. If, on the other hand, one of the other players has hit a full house, then it's party time.
This thread is like that. It takes two people to continue. I hereby declare it is dead. And dead it will be.
Unless a second person comes along.
The motion has been seconded and thirded. All in favor say 'aye'.
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Yeah, I'm a prick sometimes.
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Yummy...PIE!
NSFW
Only gonna warn once...don't look down...
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genital warts at it's finest
Images won't kill this thread, just make it an eyesore. It'll have to killed with words:
I heard it was a good read
I heard it had a style
And so I came to see it
To mingle for a while
And there it was this young thread
A stranger to my eyes
Strumming my pain with its postcount
Filling my life with its words
But I'm killing it softly with my posts
Killing it softly, with my posts
Draining its whole life, with my words
Killing it softly, with my posts
[COLOR="Silver"](forgive me Roberta Flack)[/COLOR]
so, I was just signing customers up,whom I had had some email correspondence with..... and he questioned the numbers, so I flipped over to firefox to recall the email....and guess which one of yzynhymr's pictures had been left on my screen?
.....
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.....Dick man, thank god....If it had been that nasty baginer, I would have screamed and ran out.
....If it had been that nasty baginer, I would have screamed and ran out.
Then you wouldn't have been living up to your user title "I'm going to kiss you nice nice" which would have made a great caption for that photo.
Then you wouldn't have been living up to your user title "I'm going to kiss you nice nice" which would have made a great caption for that photo.
Now that is funny!
And honestly, I'm still grossed out by the memory of the picture. I'm thinking about outpatient electro-shock therapy. Anyone in the Cellar with doctor recommendations based on positive personal experience?
PS. I just wrote on my password sticky note to never look at Pg 16 of this post, ever again!
Laaaaaaaaannnnddddshaaaaaaark.
OK, so here's the plan for tomorrow. We'll have a virtual toga party right here in this thread. Everyone who posts here on March 15 greets the thread with a "Hail Caesar" (it's kind of a stupid thread, I don't think it will get suspicious); also, it'd be really great if we could get a sock puppet named Brutus to make an appearance. There'll be some small talk happenin' when all of the sudden whammo! - everyone shouts "They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast."
Then we reconvene in the Politics thread to kill some hobos.
I'm in. You had me at toga.
No, you're too late. We did it secretly, this is now the vacant corpse of a thread.
But I like being in corpses
[Chief]
[SIZE="4"]GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST![/SIZE] [/
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Aw, you oughtn't talk to crabcake that way.
Sexual Harassment. There. Done.
Fine if that is what must be done
How much is the fine? It may be worth it!
I have never liked ducks
I heard ducks don't like you much, either. :3_eyes:
I have never liked ducks
What about Ducknuts?
You so should have photo-shopped usernames into that ;)
Well, no doubt I'm Lucy. I'm also Daffy Duck, with some Eeyore and Tigger thrown in, for good measure.
no alive and kicking, but soon...
I was surprised that no one did a clone thread like "Be the last person to kill this cat" since cats have nine lives you know. How about "Be the last person to kill the Energizer Bunny" since it just keeps on going and going. It could even have been "Be the last person to kill this immortal" and we would have had to cut someones head off!
Has anyone tried driving an oaken stave through its heart?
I command thee to DIE, evil thread.
I think we need...
Il Duce.Has anyone tried driving an oaken stave through its heart?
Those get pretty good mileage don't they?
What this thread needs is a DOCTOR!
No, not Dr. Who; rather, Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
Did clodfobble's brain say it could die?
Ms Fobble's Brain said this thread has run its course. Therefore, if you post another damn word, Clodfobble's Brain will come and annihilate you.
I shall have this thread's head on my wall
What this thread needs is a DOCTOR!
No, not Dr. Who; rather, Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
He isn't around any more
He can lead by example.
I predict this thread will end with post #666 which is when Clodfobble's Brain will come and annihilate us. Scary implications huh?
And this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home
echo in here - in here - here. . .
hear................................meat
this is an unkillable thread
Oh, it's killable alright. One just needs to hire a hit man (moderator) who accepts contributions to the Cellar for the privilege of being the last person to kill [last post, thread locked] this thread. Since this thread is naturally occurring and not contrived for that purpose, I see no impropriety in this approach to finagling ones way into being the last person to kill it. If the community isn't ready for this thread to die, there won't be an acceptable offer. I'll start the bidding at:
US $5 contribution to be the last one to kill this thread.
[COLOR="Silver"]There's a first time for everything and it's for a good cause.[/COLOR]
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this is an unkillable thread
Merely unlikeable.
We often don't believe what we don't like
This thread!
It isn't dead!
It's still hanging on,
[SIZE="7"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]WAIT FOR IT ......[/FONT][/SIZE]
by a thread.
We're all just puppets here.
So, who's hand is up your bum, then?
Ahem, it's politically incorrect to say "bum." They're hobos.
::snip::
my heart string
Her g-string. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]snap[/COLOR]
Razzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatyaupto?
This thread!
It isn't dead!
It will not die in a box,
it will not die on a fox,
I cannot kill this thread of rich's
stop your posting, fucking bitches!
It's Suessimost the Forum Post!
:notworthy
Do you think we're a bunch of competitors, when we can't let go of a challenge like this?
I'm not competitive at all! I bet I'm WAY less competitive than you. Tell you what, meet me after school, in the parking lot, and we'll fight over who is the least competitive. :lol:
[COLOR="Pink"](yeah, I'm pretty competitive)[/COLOR]
Haggis!
Reminds me of:
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
- Amish Paradise, Weird Al Yankovic
Get thee back to Digitopolis!
Razzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatyaupto?
ineffectively killin this thread...how bout you?
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And it's 1 - 2 - 3, what are we postin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn, the next stop is Nothingland
And it's 5 - 6 - 7, open up the pearly gates
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! - this thread's gonna die
ineffectively killin this thread...how bout you?
Me is werkin at a unibersity. fah reel.
Sorry, Sexo, that would have been a good finish, but I haven't seen Razz in ages.
we need to count down, not up.....
69......
what?
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I think i'mm'a make this thread immortal:
toni braxton's dress is made from dead camel spiders and enough whale penis to fence a yard
No, I will not kill this thread - I deem it shall last for all eternity.
I think i'mm'a make this thread immortal: ...
No, I will not kill this thread - I deem it shall last for all eternity.
Stockholm syndrome - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Woman to masochist friend: Why do you stay married to that wife-beating husband of yours?
Masochist: Beats me.
C'mon people. Everytime people on the internet continue a pointless thread, God lets a mime live.
C'mon people. Everytime people on the internet continue a pointless thread, God lets a mime live.
Oh, SHIT!
My mom is totally freaked out by mimes.
Apparently this one time, when she was in New Orleans (a disastrous trip which contains many good stories) this mime started following her around waving and flailing about...and wouldn't leave her alone...and he was in her face, and kept following her, and flailing, and miming and following...until finally she says:
"WHAT DO YOU WANT???"
and the mime goes
"Do you have a light?"
It could have been a hobo mime. Everytime people on the internet continue a pointless thread, God releases a hobo from life; unless, it's also a mime!
So I"m helping the homeless population?
Not necessarily. Home is where the heart is; so, you'll have to know their hearts before determining that they'll be helped.
This one time.... at hobo camp....
Not necessarily. Home is where the heart is; so, you'll have to know their hearts before determining that they'll be helped.
But home is where your hearth is. [COLOR="White"]WOW joke there[/COLOR]
Elvis had a nice hearth; but, even he said
Home Is Where The Heart Is.
This one time.... at hobo camp....
So, you met a campy hobo? Do tell!
Here's a picture. Man, was he campy:
and another one bites the dust
My God, man, I'm a doctor, not a doc--wait...
Shibby coming round the mountain when she comes,
Shibby coming round the mountain when she comes...
I always knew monster had teeth
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Baba Looey?
ta ta toothy
Toot, Toot, Tootsie!
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Bugs Bunny: Who does dis character think he is anyway?
Indian: Me? Me last Mohican.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, da "last of da Mohicans", eh? Well, cast your eyes skywards, Geronimo.
[many storks carry baby Indians and the Indian faints]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, Prunella!
[Bugs laughs, then he looks up and sees many baby rabbits carried by storks]
Baby Rabbits: Ehh, what's up, Pop?
[Bugs faints]
Saturday morning cartoons died when I was a kid (early 90s)....I don't think they exist anymore, do they?
Depends on what you mean. I don't believe the major networks show cartoons on Saturday mornings anymore, but most areas get a PBS station, which does show cartoons on both Saturday and weekday mornings.
If you count cable channels, there are anywhere from 3-15 channels that show cartoons almost 24 hours a day, including at least one classics-only channel I know of that plays the Merry Melodies and Tom & Jerry stuff.
Foghorn Leghorn: Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is
Cut that--I say cut that out!
Foghorn Leghorn: Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is
Dang, I love that Foghorn.
"Boys got a mind like a steel trap! Rusty, that is."
I know...he's so funny! :)
Cut that--I say cut that out!
"That boy is sharp as a bowling ball"
Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.
Pay attention to me boy - I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar!
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Sharp as a bag of wet mice...:rotflol:
That boy talks so much his tongue is sunburned...:lol2:
Spexx's unlucky number came up ... [COLOR="White"]Razzmatazz[/COLOR]13.
I wuz robbed! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
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[COLOR="White"]Not so fast[/COLOR]
Be the last person to kill me.
*Getgo throws a grenade in this thread then runs like hell*
Mission accomplished.
Again, foiled by the Great Potato Conspiracy!
Did you buy that grenade from Ronco? Cause it really really really didn't work!
The Great and Powerful OZ!
Everyone knows the only place to buy the good stuff is from the Acme Corporation.
And of course Wile E. Coyote has been known to sell second hand weapons under the counter...wink...wink.
This thread just won't die
It ain't even drifting. Much.
Perhaps with a little coaxing, the thread will terminate itself:
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I'll do it! I swear I will if you post once more!
I'll do it! I swear I will if you post once more!
[COLOR=darkred]Spexx - would you mind terribly if the next time you'd use clean scissors to do that? Thanks so kindly.[/COLOR]AAAARRRGGGHHH!Help. Ive been transformed into a bullfrog. I need a beautiful lady to kiss me.
No offense spudcon, but THANK GOD I am not a beautiful lady!
A little gift for our favorite thread:
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Spot Prize!
The next poster wins.....
NOT ONLY beest's belly button fluff collectiion
NOT ONLY my earwax collection
NOT ONLY both of the above....
but both delivered in a special designed-to-combine-on-delivery package!
So tell me, do you feel lucky. punk? Well, do ya?
"Yes" says xoB, as he rocks back and forth in his rocking chair. That's right ... he's a punk rocker.
I'm not sorry about your fingers
Great. Now I'm Michael Fucking Vick.
I have heard of Michale fucking Vick it was supposed to be a good porn if your into men
They're the ones that came up with that new position called, Michael-row-your-bud-a whore.
I'd support to making a movie with a dog butt fucking Michael Vick in the mouth.
do it!
Ok, I admit it. I couldn't bring myself to kill the dog (what with me bein' a bleedin' heart liberal, an' all). But I WILL off this little kitteh if anyone (this means you) posts again! And I mean it!
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ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY B A N A N A P H O N E
You missed two carriage returns, ya slacker.
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does this thread have a fatal peanut allergy?
Do we care, thin the herd.
I didn't have the peanut butter last night.
But I had the jelly.
I didn't have the peanut butter last night.
But I had the jelly.
you should try Viagra
Staplers come in jelly form?
Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
you should try Viagra
That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.
Tonight. I think I've been called for encore...([COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy!!!!![/COLOR])
Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want Jennifer. So why chip? is it just to tick me off? or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!
Stalking In A Sniper Wonderland
(to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland)
Through the mountains we are stalking,
Bin Laden while he's walking.
A first round kill from the top of the hill,
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.
In his base camp we will plant a time bomb
And we'll set it to go off at twelve.
They'll be leaving in a million pieces,
As it goes and blows them all to HEL- L- L-
Later on, we'll conspire,
To set them all on fire.
We'll laugh as they cry,
While we burn them alive.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.
In poppy fields see the peasants working,
While the Taliban patrols all day and night.
We'll open up when they're in our kill zone
When they drop like flies it's such a lovely sight.
Then we'll descend from our perches,
And conduct the body searches.
If we find one that's not dead,
We'll pop him in the head.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.
That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.
Stop trying to be so macho, and make her do some of the work. It's ok for her to be on top sometimes. Buy the Kama Sutra, and practice all the positions a dozen times, until you agree on favorites that are easy on you both.
let's see, 64 x 12 = 768. Yeah, that ought to do it
[FONT="]Notice, incidentally, that the theory of syntactic features developed earlier raises serious doubts about the greater fight-worthiness concept. It would not, however, be safe to assume that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features delimits Propp's basic formulation. Clearly, the natural general principle that will subsume this case is necessary to impose an interpretation on the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)). It must be emphasized, once again, that a primary interrelationship of system and/or subsystem logistics may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the structural design, based on system engineering concepts. If the position of the trace in (99c) were only relatively inaccessible to movement, initiation of basic charismatic subculture development recognizes the importance of other disciplines, while taking into account all deeper structuralistic conceptualization. In this regard, further and associated contradictory elements must utilize and be functionally interwoven with nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. [/FONT]
[FONT="]In theory, a descriptively adequate grammar effects a significant implementation of the philosophy of commonality and standardization. As Levi-Strauss contends, the product assurance architecture is functionally equivalent and parallel to the total configurational rationale. This suggests that the descriptive power of the base component does not readily tolerate nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. We can see, in retrospect, any associated supporting element may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the anticipated epistemological repercussions. In this regard, initiation of basic charismatic subculture development recognizes the importance of other disciplines, while taking into account the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, a large proportion of intercultural communicative coordination adds overwhelming Folkloristic significance to a descriptive fact. It must be emphasized, once again, that relational information seems to me to be weakly equivalent to an important distinction in language use. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that our fully integrated field program necessitates that coagulative measures be applied to the profound meaning of "The Raw and the Cooked". [/FONT]
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spud, I don't know whut you just sed, but I'm all atwitter!
460! That's more posts than I've made. :fingerx: Just imagine how many posts this thread would've had if we weren't trying to kill it. :rolleyes:
for sexy tree
Me love you long pine.
Batty, batty, bat. Batty, batty, bat. Batty, batty, 1,2,3 COUNT!
This think is still alive?
Happy New Year's from the undead thread.
God is a nigger faggot.
Setting the tone for the new year? Starting off brave, eh?
Tell anyone there are billions of stars in our galaxy, they believe you.
Tell anyone the paint on a park bench is wet, they have to check.
Would it be better if this thread had been aborted? Are all threads equal in FSM's eyes? Is it morally wrong to not bring a thread to fruition after you have conceived the idea? Or is it irresponsible to bring a thread into the world when you know it can never come to any good? And now it's here, is it right to continue to hold it on death row, subject to appeal after appeal? Would it not be the right thing to do to commute the sentence to life imprisonment? Or castrate it and release it into society on a promise to stay far away from nice forums?
This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.
My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.
I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.
But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.
Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?
I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.
This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!
This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.
This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!
Hey, yeah! :eek:
This thread is on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you post in it once, you die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. This thread has tiger blood, man.
This thread needs an enema.
With threads like this, who needs enemas?
(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.) :lol:
This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear
Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.
This cross thread drift contamination cannot be for the general good -what happens if we get genetically moderated spam leaking out?
That would throw a monkey wrench into the works now wouldn't it!
I once walked a spanner...well at lest that is what the police report said
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*(2x)
Call my baby Lollipop
Tell you why
'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does'nt shake he rock and dance
Man I haven't got a chance
I call him
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckle berry, cherry, or rye
If you have a choice you fill your pick
But Lollipop is mine...
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*
Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me
'Till I can't see straight
GEE, my Lollipop is great!
I call him...
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop oh Lollipop
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Obama is about to attack this thread with a coalition of like minded countries with a UN mandate in the name of choosing sides in your civil war...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Great minds and all. I was so going to post that everyone knows the bird is the word. Duh! :lol:
Maybe:
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30 pieces of silver? I'm in like Flint! Bye bye thread.
This thread is tougher than Sam Whittemore.
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If you died...
...would you be the last person to kill this thread?
Forget about tiger blood, this thread has got spensive spam blood!
Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.
If you can't kill this thread can you please kill the word association thread? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase?
We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to Meta for a cup of coffee, without the coffee, even though we opened accounts here in the same month and year. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.
Now you come and say "kill the word association thread, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase" But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Dwellar." You come into this thread on a day which has been one of the hottest of the year and you ask me to do murder - not cool.
Monkey, Monkey, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, these threads that are ruining your Cellar life would be locked this very day. And if by some chance a whiny Cellarite like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you since these threads would not only be killed, it would be made to look like a murder suicide!
Some day, and that day was yesterday, I may want you to post full frontal nudity in the NSFW thread. But until that happens, consider this post my gift to you on this, one of the hottest days so far this year, because you've got a snowball's chance in hell of your request being granted.
Wow, look who thinks everyone is talking to him!
You have that same snowball's chance in hell of me posting full frontal, full backal, semi-frontal, semi-backal, full sideways, or even upside down nudity. However, you should keep dreaming as that's what makes the world go around.
At least this post was vaguely interesting, unlike the typical exchanges between the same 3 or 4 people:
dog
fog!
london
pants
smart
chip
Freaking genius, isn't it?
Oh. Is this thread still here?
There's no thread here. This is not the thread you're looking for.
This thread has been discontinued due to lack of interest.
PM me!
Now that this thread is dead, I can post the following. Take from it what you will. (By making this post, I've doubled my culpability in keeping the thread alive.):
User Name Posts
toranokaze 72
sexobon 58
Spexxvet 54
Pie 39
monster 32
Gravdigr 32
Shawnee123 25
capnhowdy 21
Yznhymr 16
lumberjim 13
limey 13
Brianna 9
jujuwwhite 9
ZenGum 8
xoxoxoBruce 8
infinite monkey 7
Undertoad 7
classicman 7
Flint 7
TheMercenary 6
Kagen4o4 6
Crimson Ghost 5
Griff 5
Razzmatazz13 5
Scriveyn 5
spudcon 5
richlevy 4
Sundae 4
SteveDallas 4
Pete Zicato 3
wolf 3
smoothmoniker 3
fargon 3
Cicero 3
Clodfobble 3
SamIam 2
DangerouslySimple 2
squirell nutkin 1
glatt 1
freshnesschronic 1
DanaC 1
lookout123 1
Getgo 1
Happy Monkey 1
gvidas 1
Pico and ME 1
GunMaster357 1
skunkee7 1
I'm not just a NUMBER! (I'm actually two separate numbers.)
:lol:
I will not give up. I will never, ever give up.
I'm never gonna give you up either, spexx. I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around and desert you.
I might dessert you though. ;)
I'm never gonna give you up either, spexx. I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around and desert you.
I might dessert you though. ;)
Like an icecream cone, please.:blush:
I scream you scream, well mostly you scream, for ice cream.
:lol:
I scream you scream, well mostly you beg, for ice cream.
:lol:
FTFY
I've wasted
58, now 59, posts of my life in this thread! But then, it is in Nothingland: Something about nothing - game threads, diversions,
time-wasters.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! :thumb:
ew, I'm sharing a number with someone. I want a number of my own. 666 should do it.
Now that this thread is dead, I can post the following. Take from it what you will. (By making this post, I've doubled my culpability in keeping the thread alive.):
User Name Posts
toranokaze 72
sexobon 58
Spexxvet 54
Pie 39
monster 33
Gravdigr 32
Shawnee123 25
capnhowdy 21
Yznhymr 16
lumberjim 13
limey 13
Brianna 9
jujuwwhite 9
ZenGum 8
xoxoxoBruce 8
infinite monkey 7
Undertoad 7
classicman 7
Flint 7
TheMercenary 6
Kagen4o4 6
Crimson Ghost 5
Griff 5
Razzmatazz13 5
Scriveyn 5
spudcon 5
richlevy 4
Sundae 4
SteveDallas 4
Pete Zicato 3
wolf 3
smoothmoniker 3
fargon 3
Cicero 3
Clodfobble 3
SamIam 2
DangerouslySimple 2
squirell nutkin 1
glatt 1
freshnesschronic 1
DanaC 1
lookout123 1
Getgo 1
Happy Monkey 1
gvidas 1
Pico and ME 1
GunMaster357 1
skunkee7 1
:p:
[COLOR=red]Tell all my mourners
To mourn in red --
Cause there ain't no sense
In my bein' dead.[/COLOR]
"Wake" by Langston Hughes
Is there a deadline for killing this thread?
The statute just passed. This thread is officially dead now.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled posting.
Maybe it faked its own death.
it coulda been a thread of the living dead.
New and Improved Zombie Apolcalypse, coming in 2012!
WATCH THIS SPACE!
Now looking at the space above makes it seem like Obama is out to reenergize a Zombie Apocalypse.
My plan is falling into place. Mwaaahaaaaahaaaa MWAAAAAAhahahahhaaaaaa!
Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you (and vice versa :p:).
post below if you wanna felch gadaffi
Oh hai, you dropped your thread.
Felcher.
[COLOR="Silver"]Welcome back Razz![/COLOR]
I'd be offended but I'm not 100% sure what a felch is...so I'll Google it later.
[COLOR="Gray"]Thanks.[/COLOR]
Hiya Razz!
Uhh ... don't google that.
At least, not in public.
Use Private Browsing, or delete your search history afterwards.
Resurrected after 11 months. Hmmm...
I'd be offended but I'm not 100% sure what a felch is...so I'll Google it later.
[COLOR="Gray"]Thanks.[/COLOR]
Heh, Razz,
just be offended.
:lol2:
I've been waiting to call you a cock again, razz.
Welcome back, cock.
•spoken in to my phone
Uhh ... don't google that.
Good to know, I'll take your word for it.
Resurrected after 11 months. Hmmm...
me?
Heh, Razz, just be offended
Done, annnnd done.
I've been waiting to call you a cock again, razz.
Welcome back, cock.
•spoken in to my phone
Waiting all this time for little ole me? Aw shucks.
Ahem.
No, nothing.
Just clearing my throat.
That Mitt Romney seems like a nice well-grounded boy.
I've heard people say he's a mittwit; or, something like that.
Happy Holidays!:santa:
Don't drink and drive.
:drunk: [SIZE=5]+[/SIZE] :driving: [SIZE=5]= :dead:[/SIZE]
I haven't been in love for over a decade.
I need to fall in love.
Wow. Four months. It almost got away.
Time for a jump start....
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Come here you fuckin thread!! I'm gonna immortalize ya. Come here ya wascally little fuck, I got sumpin for yer ass!!!
Die you scummy little fuck, DIE!!
[Size=1]Motherfucker...[/Size]
Pie decided to leave
[COLOR="Gray"]i have some reason to believe it is due to my politics
i no longer have any politics but...
f her if that is the reason[/COLOR]
Pie decided to leave
As long as it's leave and not Leave. So many Cellarites seem to be in mortal peril recently that I'm very sensitive to changes.
Of course, not everyone can be as lucky as my favorite dog, who by now is 40 years old and living on that farm that my parents told me he moved to when he was 11......;)
I've made garlic butter to put on new potatoes tomorrow.
I now can't work out whether I simply smell of garlic, or if I have made the whole house smell of garlic...
Someone call me. Please.
Not as a garlic advisor, just someone to talk to on a long weekend.
Rich is excused. Not because he has a note, just because he called me yesterday.
Am now going to snooze.
It's on my enjoy list.
I made cheese scones earlier (of which two are now left) and Mum has dinner sorted.
ZZZzzzz.
Well my retanas are still there thats a good thing. But it looks like it is a threat that will never go away so another sword a Damocles hangs above my head.
[COLOR="Wheat"]Hodor[/COLOR]
Hordor is on report for lack of imagination.
All he needs is an iPad with Proloquo2Go installed on it.
Snakes run turbans for sale.
ten frogs in space have unusual fights because there are candy bars in the store, and blue things have to wait for the signal.
Dour cheeks approach watermelons shyly. Under limited yellow uncertainty, history must exhume transpiration.
Easy, this will be last post! Whoever posts after this is a cunt!
Hey Sundae! Fucking love you too girl!
To date, I've killed more hobos than I have killed threads.
But I'm working on it.
Oh, I've killed me some threads...
...but, this zombie-thread shit I don't know from.
Stop playing about in the archives!
Wow this stayed alive till 2015? *whistles* Impressive.
Wow this stayed alive till 2015? *whistles* Impressive.
20
16, actually.;)
It Is ALIVE.
It's among the undead.
It's like a cat, it has 9 lives.
It's an immortal. There can be only one.
I saw him in Hail Caesar!
This thread has a sex tape?
I don't remember making a tape here.
I still remember it. I ain't had none in a while, but I remember it fondly.
Fondly, Adverb form of "Fondle"
To enhance by addition of erotic caress, "He grabbed her pu$$y fondly."
I saw that MaggieL was logged in today; but, she wasn't the last person to kill this thread.
This thread can die in a ditch for all I care.
'Sposed to make 72 today. I'm for the river. See you guys later.
The poster after me was voluntarily fisted by DJT#45 and enjoyed it so much, they asked for an encore
Catch-22: DJT#45 wouldn't do it if it were voluntary.
Dwellars only kill threads by slow torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
Dwellars only kill threads by slow torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
Catch-22: DJT#45 wouldn't do it if it were voluntary.
or indeed mandatory.....
...I'm not going to explain the thought process leading to that post (if it can be called thought) ....but I will just say it involved Sheldon and Julian Clary.
No Flint, though. How's the vanity search holding up, there, buddy? :D
You know, I lurk manually, too.
I shall be the last post unless Jim comes by and fucks it up for me.
tarheel
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And there you go.
tarheel
Yeah sure, you know nothing, nothing.[/shultz] :lol:
This is for you Bruce and I am the last one.
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Heh heh heh.
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I think he's trying to cough up a fur ball.
Nah, lot's o' old people sound like that.
:stickpoke
Yeah; but, he said it backwards.
I think he's trying to cough up a fur ball.
Here is a fur ball. Her name is Sally.
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Shedders, all of them, shedders I say. :p:
Emissaries of Satan, every one of 'em. - Lemmy
Hello, this is Lenny. -- Lenny.
[YOUTUBE]XSoOrlh5i1k[/YOUTUBE]
Tell me about the rabbits, George............................
Well, you go out to the alfalfa field.
You have a sack.
You fill up that sack, and you bring it in, and you put it in the rabbit cage.
Unless you're paleo, then you eat the alfalfa. ;)
I know, I know, it was just a joke... but alfalfa is illegal on the Paleo diet, and rabbit is an excellent lean meat that is encouraged. :)
What, cave persons didn't eat alfalfa. Silly fools it's as tasty as clover. :yum:
What about watercress? Think cavemen ate that? Maybe had some radishes? And I am the last one.
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The Paleo diet isn't based on what cavemen actually ate. It's based on some crossfit douche's science-less opinion of what cavemen ate.
I doubt anyone's ever eaten Alfalfa.
Darla, maybe.
When we were on the sprout kick, I ate alfalfa... not that its particularly good.
There were a lot of cars today.
Rachael Ray just made gazpacho.
Need good price on organic wheat germ.
could use another pot of coffee
I get my required daily minimum of alfalfa with my daily steak! :yum:
The Chinese don't seem to making pork Nissan anymore and I have had to resort to beef ramen. Tastes better. Time for a Vietnamese stew.
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[SIZE="7"]AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
IT'S A GHOST![/SIZE]
I spend a little time riding my bike and following the vtwin forum. I am over here a lot just don't post much. Plus I have my zoo to take care of.
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I meant this thread must be a ghost when something appeared after I posted it's death certificate. :D
And pork Nissan is where they slow-roast a loin against the side of an overheating Altima?
Notice he's using good trigger control technique by keeping his finger outside the trigger guard.
So he has good habits but his situational awareness is a bit off?
Well, no one's perfect. Picky, picky, picky. Just think of the world as being like this thread. Trump just wants to be the last person to kill it. It's all in good fun.
I'm sending this thread to gig in Detroit.
too soon?
[SIZE=7]AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
IT'S A GHOST![/SIZE]
You called?
I'm sending this thread to gig in Detroit.
too soon?
Didn't Sycamore just get a gig in Detroit...
I'm sending this thread to gig in Detroit.
too soon?
Close.:p:
[SIZE="4"][FONT="Arial Black"]Now we wait until the video has ended ...[/FONT][/SIZE]
[YOUTUBE]I0v5kMrQUss[/YOUTUBE]
Nice.
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[SIZE="5"]WAIT ...[/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]FOR ...[/SIZE] [SIZE="7"]IT![/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]WAIT ...[/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]FOR ...[/SIZE] [SIZE="7"]IT![/SIZE]
Its almost May again.
Cause you never know when it'll end
Good bye and goodnight........
Jr
Someone's going to actually win.
I agree.
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December 31, 2020 at 23:53:58 is going to be worse than a sniped auction on Ebay for people coming here trying to get their post in.
So sad...
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it really, really is. what you all said
Very sad....
www.cybertechhelp.com/forums seems to be down also.. Did Dave take it down???
It doesnt load for me....... (2 days now)
Everything is falling apart :(
Very sad......
it reminds me of that commercial where the guy who looks like Tom Hanks eats a hamburger
It's a sad sad situation
[emoji106]
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Very sad.......... I could get to CTH yesterday but now its not loading again..
Very sad :(
was it Tom Hanks, or was this after his sitcom?
I dunno, but I heard he was eating a hamburger
should probably try mac n cheese with sugar, salt and grapeseed extract.
served between dead hobo and a dead horse.
:bolt:
Tell them.
He seems to have removed the portal and only the main VBB site is active now..
https://www.cybertechhelp.comthose grapeseed burgers really loosen up the stool
...and a wobbly stool is one of the tools currently being used to help kids with ADHD so [COLOR="Olive"]they were right all along[/COLOR] :eek:
whoever posts after me has to lick Donald Trump's balls
Ah man!! (I refuse to Flint)
Dude licked Donald Trump's balls!!
and he said he liked it!!
but he refused to flint him. (Is that like felching?)
it's hard to explain*
I'd have to show you
*or believe
flinting is a fake thing! Bigly nasty.
A likely story.
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This thread be cursed: the last person to kill this thread will die a nauseatingly horrendous, hideously horrible death the likes of which has ne'er been suffered by even a hobo in the Cellar.
Have a nice life. :)
last one to post has to lick Trump's balls!
Some people think I've been doing that this whole time, so this is not a burn to me.
I think you're looking for the last person to kill this Forum thread.
Creepy fuck
last one to post has to lick Trump's balls!
Some people think I've been doing that this whole time, so this is not a burn to me.
oh.. um..
last one to post has to lick the 85% of bad decisions that are attributable to upper management's balls!
Whenever there's a huge error made, my VP talks about how we're going to do everything with written procedures and training, but does he enforcement it among his managers? No. So when everyone on the team does the same thing in different ways, that's on him.
All he would have to do is ask his people, "Hey what did you do about procedures? Show me the procedures your team uses."
