Cellar Advent Calendar 09

monster • Dec 1, 2009 12:01 pm
I wasn't going to do this this year.... and then I saw today's IOTD and couldn't help myself....

December 1st: The cellar is feeling festive....

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glatt • Dec 1, 2009 12:03 pm
Cool, those are my eyes!
limey • Dec 1, 2009 1:48 pm
EXcellent Monstah!
Cicero • Dec 1, 2009 2:02 pm
Nah do it up monnie, these usually turn out great.
ZenGum • Dec 1, 2009 6:19 pm
:jig: I LURVE Monnie's advent calendar.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2009 3:11 am
monster;613931 wrote:
I wasn't going to do this this year.... and then I saw today's IOTD and couldn't help myself...

The Indian diamond merchant's fancy door, put you in the festive spirit? :bolt:
DanaC • Dec 2, 2009 4:58 am
ZenGum;614004 wrote:
:jig: I LURVE Monnie's advent calendar.


Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without Monnie's advent calendar!
monster • Dec 2, 2009 3:56 pm
Oh grief, lay the pressure on, why don't you? :lol: It'll be late tonight most likely, I have a busy day that hasn't stopped yet.....
monster • Dec 2, 2009 5:13 pm
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Queen of the Ryche • Dec 2, 2009 5:21 pm
I love you Monnie. You are the embodiment of all I wish to be, but don't have the time or energy to.
ZenGum • Dec 2, 2009 6:16 pm
Up with CRAP'S!
Cicero • Dec 2, 2009 6:22 pm
Must be a splinter group of "Cellar Think Tank Unillimited".

May the C.R.A.P.S.'ses and the C.T.T.U'ses. Unite! ;)

(stunning blow to the sense of taste, of all)
SteveDallas • Dec 2, 2009 6:34 pm
Shouldn't that be "Me's'sage . . . Apo'strophe Placement 'Society"?

ETA: How could I forget "Chri'stma's" ?
limey • Dec 2, 2009 7:49 pm
SteveDallas;614335 wrote:
S'houldn't that be "Me's'sage . . . Apo'strophe Placement 'Society"?

ETA: How could I forget "Chri'stma's" ?


Fiks'ed it fer ya!
monster • Dec 2, 2009 8:38 pm
SteveDallas;614335 wrote:
Shouldn't that be "Me's'sage . . . Apo'strophe Placement 'Society"?

ETA: How could I forget "Chri'stma's" ?


No, the Cellar Unlimited Notation Terrorists splintered off from the CRAP society back in Fe'br'ary
impress • Dec 2, 2009 8:58 pm
Most excellent.
lumberjim • Dec 2, 2009 9:30 pm
yay monster!

this will be my favorite thread this month. I love a good advent calendar.

thanks! even though i fully expect that there will be some picture that mocks me up... in some way shape or form......I dig your commitment, lady. outtasight, gang! neato!
monster • Dec 2, 2009 9:36 pm
snort

mock you? moi?
monster • Dec 3, 2009 12:07 am
Santa Shark is coming to town...

How would you like your steak? Rare, medium or pre-eaten?




or is it actually a d.....?
Queen of the Ryche • Dec 3, 2009 1:20 pm
It's a koala.
monster • Dec 3, 2009 10:08 pm
It was a very popular pic when it was IOTD. I guess the steaks are aged, now....
Pie • Dec 3, 2009 10:09 pm
rAmen.
monster • Dec 4, 2009 10:24 pm
Friday, did you say?

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monster • Dec 5, 2009 10:16 pm
Hello? Hello? *tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

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jinx • Dec 5, 2009 10:18 pm
Awwww.... I love him.
Clodfobble • Dec 5, 2009 10:19 pm
Vicious little bastards, koalas are.

They'd fit right in.
lumberjim • Dec 5, 2009 10:19 pm
it's a dolphin shaped poop!


also, what does TCI Friday stand for?
zippyt • Dec 5, 2009 10:34 pm
Thank Christ its Friday
monster • Dec 6, 2009 10:34 am
Thank Cellar it's.....

.....Friday is recipe day and who doesn't need a good cute animal recipe by the end of the week.....?
Sundae • Dec 6, 2009 11:41 am
'Tis Cunting Friday?

Enjoying muchly Monster, thanks for the time & effort.
monster • Dec 6, 2009 10:29 pm
yw. Oh shit is Sunday nearly over? wait.............
monster • Dec 7, 2009 12:20 am
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ZenGum • Dec 7, 2009 5:17 am
Ah, the Christmas ham is ready.
DanaC • Dec 7, 2009 6:08 am
Charlotte's cock web!
Clodfobble • Dec 7, 2009 1:15 pm
That's some pig, alright.
monster • Dec 8, 2009 12:17 am
Uh oh.... lj -did you do bad things?

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Trilby • Dec 8, 2009 3:41 am
I'm a little late but I just wanted to thank monnie.

As always, the calendar is superb and I always enjoy Santa Shark...dolphin.
dar512 • Dec 8, 2009 10:09 am
monster;615854 wrote:
Uh oh.... lj -did you do bad things?

lj isn't bad. He's just drawn that way. :D

Besides, I think we're on the list for joking about cooking Rudolph.
monster • Dec 8, 2009 11:15 pm
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lumberjim • Dec 8, 2009 11:42 pm
har. pie's tree rammed up sg's arsie?
monster • Dec 8, 2009 11:47 pm
mebbes.
monster • Dec 8, 2009 11:48 pm
...did you read that on the bathroom door?
ZenGum • Dec 9, 2009 12:25 am
Love that one!
monster • Dec 9, 2009 12:37 am
you mean you hated all the others...? :cry:
ZenGum • Dec 9, 2009 5:23 am
Especially love that one.
Sundae • Dec 9, 2009 10:44 am
OMG - you know pine needles slip in easily enough... They're a hell of a lot messier when you withdraw.

See you when I get back from A&E.
Don't worry, they're used to me. I had the same problem with the salmon last year.
Cicero • Dec 9, 2009 2:33 pm
Love it! LOL!

"You Bastard!" "My apostrophe was abused on 9/11!" (only on the cellar) :)

Outside of the cellar that would make no sense whatsoever. Hilarious!
monster • Dec 9, 2009 10:35 pm
Let's not forget what advent is really about....


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ZenGum • Dec 9, 2009 10:52 pm
:lol:
lumberjim • Dec 9, 2009 11:35 pm
rAmen
Elspode • Dec 10, 2009 12:14 am
Shouldn't this have been for a Friday?

Great work, Mon.
SteveDallas • Dec 10, 2009 12:20 am
No, that wouldn't be appropriate.. no meat on Friday.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 10, 2009 1:52 am
Cicero;616197 wrote:
Love it! LOL!

"You Bastard!" "My apostrophe was abused on 9/11!" (only on the cellar) :)

Outside of the cellar that would make no sense whatsoever. Hilarious!
If you think about it... it should make no sense here either. ;)
monster • Dec 10, 2009 11:18 pm
The Cellar is getting flaky... (four to find)...

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zippyt • Dec 10, 2009 11:33 pm
Me ,You ,Smooth , Jinx ????

Now That would Be a Party !!!!
Nirvana • Dec 10, 2009 11:37 pm
It would not be x mas without the advent calendar! =D
jinx • Dec 10, 2009 11:48 pm
I see zip, mon, and smooth...
monster • Dec 10, 2009 11:50 pm
zippeh got it, damnit, I thought it would be a little harder than that....
monster • Dec 10, 2009 11:51 pm
jinx;616618 wrote:
I see zip, mon, and smooth...


and the rest of it is....?
monster • Dec 10, 2009 11:52 pm
:D
jinx • Dec 10, 2009 11:54 pm
I can't see anything else.
monster • Dec 10, 2009 11:57 pm
from here
monster • Dec 11, 2009 12:00 am
(I cropped a little)
jinx • Dec 11, 2009 12:03 am
Ohhh.... I see.... kinda...
It's very cool looking btw...
Nirvana • Dec 11, 2009 12:05 am
The snowflake is a masterpiece!
monster • Dec 11, 2009 12:06 am
Thank yous. yup it's all a little kinda when you turn it into the negative of a b&w
monster • Dec 11, 2009 12:11 am
Was it Russia? Or Israel....? ;)

Happy Hannukah!

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ZenGum • Dec 11, 2009 4:04 am
Hynpotic...
Trilby • Dec 11, 2009 7:36 am
ZenGum;616651 wrote:
Hynpotic...


In a Jewish kind of way...
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 11, 2009 10:27 am
ZenGum;616651 wrote:
Hynpotic...
Say what?
limey • Dec 11, 2009 10:43 am
ZenGum;616651 wrote:
Hynpotic...


xoxoxoBruce;616705 wrote:
Say what?


That's what I thought. In fact, I thought I'd misread ZenGum for ZippyT :D.
classicman • Dec 11, 2009 11:45 am
ZenGum;616651 wrote:
Hy n pot i c...


Hydroponically natural POT . . . is cool.

oops wrong thread - sorry
ZenGum • Dec 12, 2009 12:49 am
You ignorant rabble, don't you know Hynpotos was the high priest of Jerusalem when the first menorah was made? :p


I thought I was being nice by not pointing out that a menorah should have seven arms; The Lord was very specific about this. I guess pedantry (after Pedantos, Hynpotos' uncle) would have suited the cellar better. :D
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 12, 2009 2:35 am
Fuck Hynpotic, he's passé.
The Jews found only enough ritually pure olive oil to light the menorah for one day, but the supply miraculously lasted eight days until a new supply could be obtained. In celebration of this miracle, the chanukkiyah has eight branches for eight candles or oil lamps, none higher than any other. These lamps are not to be used for secular purposes, such as providing the sole source of light or heat for the room. The Hanukkah menorah has a ninth branch for an auxiliary candle, the shamash, that, by shedding its own light, keeps the other candles from inadvertently serving any purpose other than their ritual one. The shamash is also used to light the other candles. The holder for the shamash candle is generally distinguished in some way from the other eight, traditionally being placed higher than the others, and often in the center, with four of the other candles on each side.
ZenGum • Dec 12, 2009 3:58 am
Guess I should have stuck to nice!

From the font of all knowledge:


* Menorah (Temple) - a seven-branched candelabrum which has been a symbol of Judaism for almost 3000 years and is the emblem of Israel. It was used in the ancient Temple in Jerusalem.
* Menorah (Hanukkah), a nine-branched candelabrum used on Hanukkah


I only knew about the standard Menorah... (what is the plural? Menorim?) I didn't know about the special Hanukkah model.

Thanks Bruce!
Trilby • Dec 12, 2009 6:31 am
ZenGum;616860 wrote:
I knew about the standard Menorah... (what is the plural? Menorim?) I didn't know about the special Hanukkah model.

Thanks Bruce!


Bruce is our resident Jewish Scholar!
monster • Dec 12, 2009 6:46 am
Oh no, they cut off the line where it says Zen must think I'm a complete Menoran MORAN..... :p


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ZenGum • Dec 12, 2009 7:14 am
I absolutely deny counting the legs on the FSM logo...
Spexxvet • Dec 12, 2009 9:03 am
ZenGum;616845 wrote:
You ignorant rabble,...

UG, how did you get Zen's password?

ZenGum;616860 wrote:
...I only knew about the standard Menorah... (what is the plural? Menorim?) I didn't know about the special Hanukkah model.

Thanks Bruce!


Oi Vey!
lumberjim • Dec 12, 2009 9:43 am
nice work, monstah!
impress • Dec 12, 2009 1:15 pm
Brianna;616864 wrote:
Bruce is our resident Jewish Scholar!


Good to know I'm not the only member of the Tribe in the Cellar!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 12, 2009 1:48 pm
I'm not a member of the tribe, buy I play with them occasionally. :blush:
lumberjim • Dec 12, 2009 2:22 pm
Happy Chanukah, Impress, et al

[youtube]2Fvl0pp-M5w[/youtube]
Sundae • Dec 12, 2009 4:43 pm
Monster - love the triple 'postrophe in'sert's
[COLOR="White"](only one is valid as per the picture - sorry bout the explanation but I'm just too anal to have someone think I wa's'n't joking...)[/COLOR]
ZenGum • Dec 12, 2009 6:30 pm
Spexxvet;616876 wrote:
UG, how did you get Zen's password?


I suppose " I<3AynRand " was a bit of a gimme.
impress • Dec 13, 2009 12:29 am
lumberjim;616935 wrote:
Happy Chanukah, Impress, et al

[youtube]2Fvl0pp-M5w[/youtube]


Thanks, LumberJim! I enjoyed that!
monster • Dec 13, 2009 6:33 pm
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ZenGum • Dec 13, 2009 8:30 pm
Haha, quick turn around on that one!
monster • Dec 13, 2009 9:26 pm
i thank you ...you did notice 2 IOTDs, right? ;) ..I almost went for a threefer, but I didn't want to be the subject of any medical lawsuits....
Elspode • Dec 14, 2009 12:06 am
Okay. At last I can anticipate getting a life-long question answered. You've used the term "sarnies". The first time I ever heard that term was on "Thick as a Brick" ('while queueing for sarnies at the office canteen'). WTF does sarnies mean?
jinx • Dec 14, 2009 12:30 am
Whachoo want, couple 'a sarnies?

[YOUTUBE]hp69rg6Hdlo[/YOUTUBE]
limey • Dec 14, 2009 3:28 am
[translator]"sarnies" - Brit slang for sandwiches.[/translator]
Trilby • Dec 14, 2009 8:21 am
them are some tight pants, bay-beeeeeeee.
monster • Dec 14, 2009 10:35 pm
What's beige and stuffed? IronLungurkey

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Clodfobble • Dec 14, 2009 11:04 pm
It's fortified!
lumberjim • Dec 14, 2009 11:35 pm
looks like that bird might be a tad dry
Nirvana • Dec 14, 2009 11:46 pm
Dec 26th! "butties" nom nom nom :)
monster • Dec 15, 2009 8:54 pm
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ZenGum • Dec 15, 2009 9:32 pm
must ... not ... count ... branches .... :D
monster • Dec 15, 2009 11:15 pm
is a different # for kwanzaa ... :p
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 16, 2009 1:10 am
The kinara is the candle holder used in Kwanzaa celebrations in the United States. Its divergent shape represents the roots that African Americans have in continental Africa. During the week-long celebration of Kwanzaa, seven candles are placed in the kinara - three red on the left, three green on the right, and a single black candle in the center.

The seven candles represent the Seven Principles (or Nguzo Saba) of Kwanzaa. Red, green, and black are the symbolic colors of the holiday.

monster • Dec 16, 2009 10:06 pm
The story continues....


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SteveDallas • Dec 16, 2009 11:22 pm
Holy fuck.
monster • Dec 16, 2009 11:26 pm
or holy non-fuck.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 17, 2009 1:15 am
SteveDallas;618195 wrote:
Holy fuck.


Is that any way for a baby to talk. :mg:
SteveDallas • Dec 17, 2009 12:56 pm
Baby Herman was always my hero.
monster • Dec 17, 2009 11:28 pm
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lumberjim • Dec 18, 2009 12:57 am
wow, monster. you're like .....awesome or something
monster • Dec 18, 2009 9:37 pm
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zippyt • Dec 18, 2009 10:04 pm
Hey I Know that shoe girl !!!
monster • Dec 18, 2009 10:42 pm
orly? not in that outfit, though :lol:
zippyt • Dec 18, 2009 11:09 pm
in her Peppermint sweater
monster • Dec 18, 2009 11:26 pm
It's not peppermint, it's pink and red ffs!
ZenGum • Dec 19, 2009 1:43 am
Tragic, really, all those shoes, and no feet.
monster • Dec 19, 2009 11:48 pm
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limey • Dec 20, 2009 5:53 am
monster;619292 wrote:
December 19th


:cry: Sad but true. A couple of us Dwellars even had a side bet on this happening ... looks like I'm going to lose again :cry:
monster • Dec 20, 2009 10:26 am
what? I got the date wrong? Nope it's definitely the 20th today....



...oh wait you mean it never happened so you get the lame santa award?
Sundae • Dec 20, 2009 10:34 am
I thought she meant that Bri wouldn't post pictures of her Secret Santa gift...?
DanaC • Dec 20, 2009 10:51 am
I'm confused by this last advent pic. Why have Zen, Bri, tw, Bruce and WHip all been nominated?
TheMercenary • Dec 20, 2009 10:55 am
I didn't really understand the last one either. But you know they are art. So I'm just going with it.

"The Dude abides.", The Dude, The Big Lebowski.
DanaC • Dec 20, 2009 10:58 am
I liked it, I just didn't get it lol.
limey • Dec 20, 2009 11:57 am
I liked it - I didn't get the other nominations but [SIZE="7"]BRI HASN'T POSTED PICS OF HER SECRET SANTA STUFF YET[/SIZE] (ahem) and I thought that was the point of it ...
Sundae • Dec 20, 2009 1:02 pm
Yay! I win!
Well, at last I got what Limey meant.

Now to speak for someone else who doesn't need me to ;)
I believe that the award is for people NOT taking photographs.
All mentioned are camera shy either in general or regarding specific events. And more than one of those nominated has requested photos on the basis that if we don't see them it didn't happen.
monster • Dec 20, 2009 6:36 pm
Right "Pics or it never happened"......

Most of the others were featured in the unseen dwellars poll, xoB is notoriously unpictured, and Brianna promised pics of her cock pin and has yet to pony up...
monster • Dec 20, 2009 11:51 pm
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ZenGum • Dec 21, 2009 12:55 am
WHERE DID YOU GET MY PICTURE FROM?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 21, 2009 12:58 am
More importantly, what are you doing to that guy? :whofart:
TheMercenary • Dec 21, 2009 6:13 am
Stop touching my nipple Zen!
ZenGum • Dec 21, 2009 8:21 pm
Stop pretending you don't love it.
SteveDallas • Dec 21, 2009 8:42 pm
monster;618937 wrote:
orly? not in that outfit, though :lol:

I've never seen her before. (I don't think.)

Anyway, being canonized sounds painful.
monster • Dec 22, 2009 12:08 am
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ZenGum • Dec 22, 2009 12:14 am
Is that some special Chanukkah cock?
jinx • Dec 22, 2009 12:17 am
Kwanzaa cock I think...
monster • Dec 22, 2009 12:22 am
mebbe you need to investgate more closely, Zen....
DanaC • Dec 22, 2009 4:34 am
lol I think that's my favourite so far.
Sundae • Dec 22, 2009 11:18 am
Blimey.
I know the Spaniards have a crapper in the corner of their nativity, but I don't think I've seen a big black boner before!

Well played Monnie.
monster • Dec 23, 2009 7:51 am
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Clodfobble • Dec 23, 2009 9:08 am
Nice!
classicman • Dec 23, 2009 11:28 am
thats great Monnie - you are awesome.
DanaC • Dec 23, 2009 11:49 am
Brilliant!
monster • Dec 23, 2009 12:41 pm
Sorry it was late guys ...I had it all ready to go last night then crashed out....

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]....did you notice the two little ones on the right? awwww.....[/COLOR]
Clodfobble • Dec 23, 2009 6:15 pm
Oh they're snuggling! Good show, good show.
monster • Dec 24, 2009 1:05 am
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ZenGum • Dec 24, 2009 2:37 am
:lol:
Sundae • Dec 24, 2009 4:26 pm
So I guess we have the full scale Dwellar nativity to come today?

That's the plus side of growing up Catholic - the 24th is almost as good as Christmas Day because the advent calendar has TWO doors and a full colour scene! We didn't need chocolates in those days (grumble, grumble kids today).
DanaC • Dec 24, 2009 5:55 pm
I used to love the advent calendar when I was a kid. No chocs. Just really nice colourful pics.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2009 7:48 pm
Never saw an Advent Calendar till I came here.
monster • Dec 24, 2009 8:26 pm
Sundae Girl;620376 wrote:
So I guess we have the full scale Dwellar nativity to come today?
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oh gawd.... rly? better get to work then....... :lol:
monster • Dec 24, 2009 9:24 pm
The true meaning of.....


....The Cellar ;)


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zippyt • Dec 24, 2009 11:01 pm
Egggggsalant !!!
jinx • Dec 24, 2009 11:03 pm
Bravo!
SamIam • Dec 24, 2009 11:21 pm
YAY! Merry Christmas, everyone!
JuancoRocks • Dec 25, 2009 1:57 am
Three minutes to Christmas......
Thank you Monster for an excellent lead up to the big day......
And lots of laughter and joy for all.......
Undertoad • Dec 25, 2009 3:14 am
It is a fine thing Mon... a fine thing indeed. Thanks for the whole thing!
DanaC • Dec 25, 2009 5:46 am
Christmas in the Cellar! Hurrah!

Monnie you've outdone yourself:)
Sundae • Dec 25, 2009 10:07 am
You showed the heart of the Cellar.
Without any blood or recipes!

Monster you're a gift in yourself, thanks for the month x
Glinda • Dec 25, 2009 11:40 am
Wonderful! Thank you, Monster!

MERRY HAPPY, EVERYONE!

:xmashat:
TheMercenary • Dec 25, 2009 11:48 am
Well done.
wolf • Dec 25, 2009 12:03 pm
*Thunderous Applause*

Merry Christmas, everyone!

And thank you, monnie, for your excellent inspirations!
monster • Dec 25, 2009 4:14 pm
gee, youse guise, thanks , it was fun. sorry the real calendar will be late again....

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glatt • Dec 25, 2009 6:25 pm
Wonderful calendar, Monster! Merry Christmas.
zippyt • Dec 25, 2009 7:10 pm
Well Done Monnie !!!!
lumberjim • Dec 26, 2009 12:01 am
yes, thanks again Monstah. a fine job as usual

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