QUICK! Favorite Tagline.....

monster • Nov 30, 2009 10:45 pm
What was your absolute favorite Cellar Tagline from this year/the only one you remember?
lumberjim • Nov 30, 2009 11:40 pm
i never see them. i have 'today's posts' bookmarked, and it doesn't show up there.
monster • Dec 1, 2009 9:12 am
ah well, maybe someone else will have one...
Undertoad • Dec 1, 2009 9:20 am
Here are a few recent ones

Don't touch our monkey
We are the future of this great nation
We've shown you ours, now show us yours
You were doing real good up until the fish and ants...
Ass, Gas or Grass... well, really only the first one works here
Rape is a bad thing, but everything else is up for debate
We welcome all who... ah shut up, bitch!
Now with rubber baby buggy bumpers
Way cooler than that last site you were looking at.
Where that last drink would have brought you.
The Secret Ingredient . . . is LOVE.
Like urine through the drainpipe, so are the days of our lives
Post now or forever hold your piece.
A Stayman Winesap in a world of Red Delicious
Hey, kid. Wanna new sig? The first one's free.
There will only be peace once we are all crushed into a singularity. -toranokaze
classicman • Dec 1, 2009 10:26 am
Thats a neat question, unfortunately my memory is not so good since my youthful indiscretions and lately is completely overloaded.
I do know that there were a couple really good ones tho.

Is there a multiple choice section for this test? That'd work better for me.
skysidhe • Dec 1, 2009 10:30 am
I can think of a couple.

I have not posted them yet.

Probably because they really belong in the hall of fame.
casimendocina • Dec 1, 2009 5:45 pm
I like DanaC's 'scanning the perimeter'. Ali's is good too.
Cloud • Dec 1, 2009 8:22 pm
coffee shop without the coffee. or whatever it was.
Undertoad • Dec 1, 2009 8:43 pm
...and without the shop
monster • Dec 1, 2009 10:31 pm
casimendocina;613993 wrote:
I like DanaC's 'scanning the perimeter'. Ali's is good too.


I mean the ones that appear at the top of the site, not personal ones..... although those are cool too....

Right now it's "The Cellar: I'm sorry, was this thread a debate, or a conversation?"
Sundae • Dec 2, 2009 9:39 am
The Cellar: Some of the most horrible people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I hate them, and I don't hate anyone.
glatt • Dec 2, 2009 9:55 am
Heh. That was a memorable one.
toranokaze • Dec 2, 2009 3:13 pm
I like the last tag line we had
monster • Dec 2, 2009 4:45 pm
That's perfect SG, thanks
Clodfobble • Dec 2, 2009 10:54 pm
Way cooler than that last site you were looking at.


This one's come around several times in the last few years. I've always been partial to its simplicity.
monster • Dec 2, 2009 11:04 pm
yup, it's nice... keep on going, I have more than one way to skin a calendar....
wolf • Dec 3, 2009 2:29 am
Not recent, but my favorite (since I made it up) was

"Cul-de-Sac on the Information Superhighway."
Gravdigr • Dec 17, 2009 4:38 pm
I think the greatest line from 'Bad Santa' would work great for a tagline:

The Cellar: You ain't gonna shit right for a week.
Shawnee123 • Dec 17, 2009 4:55 pm
Sundae Girl;614193 wrote:
The Cellar: Some of the most horrible people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I hate them, and I don't hate anyone.


:applause:

Yep, that's the one!
ZenGum • Dec 17, 2009 11:13 pm
Cellar cookie generator, RFN, this F page:

"We're gaining on the Nets. They're winning, we're losing, but we're gaining on them. It's a race for the cellar."
- Charles Barkley, during a 36-46 season in 1987-88 in which the Sixers finished fourth