The Conservative Appreciation Thread

Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 9:11 pm
[CENTER][SIZE="3"]This is a thread so that Liberals can thank Conservatives for things like paying the taxes that keeps them on welfare.[/SIZE]

[SIZE="6"]Thank you, Ann Coulter![/SIZE]

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casimendocina • Nov 25, 2009 9:22 pm
:lol2:

Zen, do you reckon you could do some more of what you get paid to do here?
Trilby • Nov 25, 2009 9:28 pm
Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 9:36 pm
Brianna;612316 wrote:
Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.


Please explain how darkness will cause a light bulb to change it self.
Juniper • Nov 25, 2009 11:09 pm
This ought to be a pretty damn short thread, in this place. I have a feeling it won't be, though.

Emma -- think about it. I believe that's what we call a metaphor.
classicman • Nov 26, 2009 12:51 am
Starring_Emma;612320 wrote:
Please explain how darkness will cause a light bulb to change it self.

OMFG - that is by far the funniest thing EVAH! It almost makes your other 190+ annoying posts worth it. ALMOST!
Radar • Nov 26, 2009 1:15 am
Classic, she's a kid. She doesn't get any historical, literary, political, economic, or cinematic references. She knows nothing, but thinks she knows everything.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 26, 2009 1:23 am
I'll do my bit to lengthen the thread. We leaven the lumpenproletariat.

Doesn't mean we think they're all the way bright, but it also doesn't mean we think they are hopelessly dumb. The guy who can learn without recourse to a two-by-four is a leg up on the chap who needs that study aid to let the light in.

Ludwig van Mises would definitely approve of somebody noting the situation
Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
and concluding that there is too much darkness and not enough light -- and hiring on to change that bulb. Entrepreneural.

How many psychiatrists? -- Well, the light bulb has to really want to change.
Juniper • Nov 26, 2009 1:34 am
THERE was a time when meadow, grove, and stream,
The earth, and every common sight,
To me did seem
Apparell'd in celestial light,
The glory and the freshness of a dream.
It is not now as it hath been of yore;—
Turn wheresoe'er I may,
By night or day,
The things which I have seen I now can see no more.
Redux • Nov 26, 2009 1:35 am
Hmmmmm....UG appears and lil Emma disappears.

Are they one and the same?
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 26, 2009 2:04 am
What, this again??

Redux, it takes a two-by-four! Makes me tired.
Starring_Emma • Nov 26, 2009 2:06 am
Redux;612465 wrote:
Hmmmmm....UG appears and lil Emma disappears.

Are they one and the same?


I have like 4 other forums running in the background that are full of liberals who need me to educate them just as much as you liberals need me here to educate you... I can't be eveywhere at once!

[SIZE="5"]Please be patient![/SIZE]
Redux • Nov 26, 2009 2:07 am
Urbane Guerrilla;612476 wrote:
What, this again??

Redux, it takes a two-by-four! Makes me tired.


Or a tea-party two step...you and lil Emma both are a hoot!

BTW, I would vote not to ban either of you.
Starring_Emma • Nov 26, 2009 2:09 am
Redux;612480 wrote:
Or a tea-party two step...you and lil Emma both are a hoot!


You spelled "are hot" wrong!
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 26, 2009 2:10 am
Hmm. That was Wordsworth. Well chosen quote, Juniper. Wordsworth tends to run on and on and on, as in that lengthy Ode on Intimations of Mortality etcetera, but that one was very nice.

Thou, whose exterior semblance doth belie
Thy soul's immensity;
Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep
Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind,
That, deaf and silent, read'st the eternal deep,
Haunted for ever by the eternal Mind,—
Mighty Prophet! Seer blest!
On whom those truths do rest . . .
Juniper • Nov 26, 2009 2:32 am
Jupiter? LOL
IMmortality.... :)
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 26, 2009 2:44 am
Oopsie. Fixed now.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 7:09 am
Ah now if you're going to quote Wordsworth (who did often run on and on it's true) then you have to have Composed Upon Westminster Bridge.

Well, you don't have to, but I love it.
And I've stood there so often myself.
You get a better view from Waterloo Bridge, but Wordsworth didn't have the opportunity back in 1802.

Earth has not anything to show more fair:
Dull would he be of soul who could pass by
A sight so touching in its majesty:
This city now doth, like a garment wear
The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
Ships, towers, domes, theatres and temples lie
Open unto the fields and to the sky,
All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.
Never did sun more beautifully steep
In his first splendor, valley, rock or hill;
Ne'er saw I, never felt a calm so deep!
The river glideth at his own sweet will:
Dear God! the very houses seem asleep;
And all that mighty heart is lying still!
Trilby • Nov 26, 2009 7:54 am
Wordsworth?

Fucketh progress and
Stow the modern world wherewith
None shall pass! Alas!
the nightengale no longer Sits
Upon my Hallowed Hand but YON
she does FLY away to distant, unknown
Land.

Away! with Mighty PROGRESS and
Industrie!! Away, I say!
And give me peace to LIE
under the lime-tree Bower -------sorry, Coleridge!
and think Upon this golden
HOUR.

HA!

he was kind of a fukker.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 8:05 am
He had an interesting sister though.
Trilby • Nov 26, 2009 8:11 am
Sundae Girl;612559 wrote:
He had an interesting sister though.


yeah, we didn't get too much about his sister in class. What do you know of her, Sundae?

we did watch the movie about Coleridge and Wordsworth...me and Juni saw it in class...Pandaemonium. Was good. Bright Star, movie about Keats and Fannie Braun was GREAT.

My poem kind of rocked, though, didn't it? *hopeful poet eyes*
Juniper • Nov 26, 2009 11:35 am
SG: well, I was only looking for something about a flashlight. ;)

I'm more of a Burns fan, myself.

Yeah, Bri. You should send that in to Fogdog.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 11:52 am
Your poem totally rocked, Bri.
I'm so stoked I'd give Bram a run for his money.

I've read Dorothy Wordsworth's diary.
I mean it was published and everything, I didn't sneak into her house at night.
She was a poet herself, but only wrote privately.
And she looked after her brother.
Yay! It's 2009, women can be poets and not have to look after men any more!

Juni: Burns? I'm more intelligible when I'm falling down drunk!
I'm a word fan myself. Burns just threw random collections of letters together.
I'll take your neeps and tatties though.
Juniper • Nov 26, 2009 12:35 pm
Sometimes gibberish is cool, too, though, don't ya think?

Such as: Jabberwocky et al.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 2:04 pm
Edward Lear, Lewis Carroll and Spike Milligan did it well.
Burns was just a rambling Scot.

[hides from anyone claiming Scottish ancestry]
DanaC • Nov 26, 2009 3:20 pm
This is my favourite Burns poem. I don't understand all of the words. But I think the gist of it is beautiful. It was never published in his lifetime.


A Poet's Welcome To His Love-Begotten Daughter:
The First Instance That Entitled Him To The Venerable Appellation Of Father

1784

Thou's welcome, wean; mishanter fa' me,
If thoughts o' thee, or yet thy mamie,
Shall ever daunton me or awe me,
My bonie lady,
Or if I blush when thou shalt ca' me
Tyta or daddie.

Tho' now they ca' me fornicator,
An' tease my name in kintry clatter,
The mair they talk, I'm kent the better,
E'en let them clash;
An auld wife's tongue's a feckless matter
To gie ane fash.

Welcome! my bonie, sweet, wee dochter,
Tho' ye come here a wee unsought for,
And tho' your comin' I hae fought for,
Baith kirk and queir;
Yet, by my faith, ye're no unwrought for,
That I shall swear!

Wee image o' my bonie Betty,
As fatherly I kiss and daut thee,
As dear, and near my heart I set thee
Wi' as gude will
As a' the priests had seen me get thee
That's out o' hell.

Sweet fruit o' mony a merry dint,
My funny toil is now a' tint,
Sin' thou came to the warl' asklent,
Which fools may scoff at;
In my last plack thy part's be in't
The better ha'f o't.

Tho' I should be the waur bestead,
Thou's be as braw and bienly clad,
And thy young years as nicely bred
Wi' education,
As ony brat o' wedlock's bed,
In a' thy station.

Lord grant that thou may aye inherit
Thy mither's person, grace, an' merit,
An' thy poor, worthless daddy's spirit,
Without his failins,
'Twill please me mair to see thee heir it,
Than stockit mailens.

For if thou be what I wad hae thee,
And tak the counsel I shall gie thee,
I'll never rue my trouble wi' thee,
The cost nor shame o't,
But be a loving father to thee,
And brag the name o't.
Trilby • Nov 26, 2009 3:44 pm
my favorite burns poem has 'fuck' in it. "If a body fuck a body, comin' thru the rye..."
monkeytaco • Nov 26, 2009 3:51 pm
how does a liberal change a light bulb?

He doesn't because he's to damn lazy!
DanaC • Nov 26, 2009 3:52 pm
Brianna;612681 wrote:
my favorite burns poem has 'fuck' in it. "If a body fuck a body, comin' thru the rye..."


Yeah. My favourite Larkin poem has 'fuck' in it...I'm spotting a theme!
Trilby • Nov 26, 2009 3:53 pm
non sequitur day.
SamIam • Nov 26, 2009 3:54 pm
Still the same bad spelling and grammar. Who does she think she's fooling? :rolleyes:
Trilby • Nov 26, 2009 3:54 pm
DanaC;612691 wrote:
Yeah. My favourite Larkin poem has 'fuck' in it...I'm spotting a theme!


Mine, too! i just like that fucking word!! a lot!

I think Larkin must've been a downer as a date, though. all that angst.
regular.joe • Nov 26, 2009 7:10 pm
Fuck is an amazing word.

http://www.archive.org/details/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck :D
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 27, 2009 11:33 pm
Bri, that verse reads more like Blake on some very anachronistic acid.

For serious glommage of poetry, Shelly and Chesterton are more my speed. And there's always something graceful about Robert Frost.
Trilby • Nov 28, 2009 4:10 am
Urbane Guerrilla;613029 wrote:
Bri, that verse reads more like Blake on some very anachronistic acid.


well...if I threw in a chimney sweep...

;)
william talked • Jan 4, 2010 6:20 pm
I love Ann Coulter... she's a smart lady.
Qice • Jan 4, 2010 6:32 pm
bumping your own old threads??
sheesh
william talked • Jan 4, 2010 7:09 pm
Qice;623553 wrote:
bumping your own old threads??
sheesh


Who are you talking to?
Sundae • Jan 5, 2010 6:16 am
Who am I talking to?
DanaC • Jan 5, 2010 6:21 am
Are you talking to me?
classicman • Jan 5, 2010 9:12 am
Am I talking to you?
SamIam • Jan 5, 2010 9:45 am
No, you're talking to a sock puppet.
Trilby • Jan 5, 2010 10:10 am
isn't this thing banned yet?
william talked • Jan 5, 2010 10:28 am
SamIam;623832 wrote:
No, you're talking to a sock puppet.


Your a sock puppet?
Sundae • Jan 5, 2010 10:31 am
Your what?
william talked • Jan 5, 2010 10:32 am
Brianna;623838 wrote:
isn't this thing banned yet?


[CENTER][SIZE="4"]What thing?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="6"]PLEASE USE COMPLETE SENTENCES PEOPLE! [/SIZE]

[SIZE="3"]Some of us don't understand retard gibberish. [/SIZE][/CENTER]
Spexxvet • Jan 5, 2010 11:02 am
william talked;623847 wrote:
[CENTER][SIZE="4"]What thing?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="6"]PLEASE USE COMPLETE SENTENCES PEOPLE! [/SIZE]

[SIZE="3"]Some of us don't understand retard gibberish. [/SIZE][/CENTER]


Only a retard doesn't understand retard gibberish.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jan 5, 2010 11:07 am
Spexx, you trying to come off like a hardass is like Donny Osmond dressing up in a black leather jacket.
Sundae • Jan 5, 2010 11:32 am
WTF?
SamIam • Jan 5, 2010 11:45 am
william talked;623845 wrote:
Your a sock puppet?


The grammar police strike again! It should be:

You're a sock puppet? (notice the placement of the apostrophe) ;)

UT, make her vanish again, please.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jan 7, 2010 1:52 am
Sundae Girl;623865 wrote:
WTF?


Believe me, SG, it was not a successful showbiz self-reinvention. Donny Osmond was and is famous for being the anti-badass. He's a nice Mormon boy with a good singing voice, pretty good variety-show hoofer too, and a famous array of good American teeth.
classicman • Nov 26, 2010 8:24 pm
She outta be replying to this thread any moment now....
LibsKillBabies • Nov 26, 2010 8:25 pm
monkeytaco;612688 wrote:
how does a liberal change a light bulb?

He doesn't because he's to damn lazy!


Ha, ha... They wait for someone from the Government to come along and take care of it for them while watching Jerry Springer and eating free government cheese with their illegitimate welfare children.
classicman • Nov 26, 2010 8:26 pm
LibsKillBabies;696409 wrote:
Ha, ha... They wait for someone from the Government to come along and take care of it for them while watching Jerry Springer and eating free government cheese with their illegitimate welfare children.


Busted.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 26, 2010 8:38 pm
What did you expect when you brought it out of the archives.:rolleyes:
LibsKillBabies • Nov 26, 2010 8:41 pm
classicman;696410 wrote:
Busted.


No, the light bulb was only burned out... said nothing about it being busted.
toranokaze • Nov 26, 2010 8:48 pm
Request for thread lock
LibsKillBabies • Nov 26, 2010 8:54 pm
toranokaze;696413 wrote:
Request for thread lock


Under what reason are you requesting a thread lock??
classicman • Nov 26, 2010 10:04 pm
xoxoxoBruce;696411 wrote:
What did you expect when you brought it out of the archives.:rolleyes:


I cheated - I saw she was replying to this thread already when I posted.
LibsKillBabies • Nov 26, 2010 10:58 pm
classicman;696425 wrote:
I cheated - I saw she was replying to this thread already when I posted.


How do you do that? Teach me! Be my mentor!
classicman • Nov 26, 2010 11:06 pm
Go away little girl - you are not wanted here.
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 2:05 am
classicman;696432 wrote:
Go away little girl - you are not wanted here.


Are you not man enough to debate a girl in the ways of the world?
Juniper • Nov 27, 2010 2:11 am
ROFL I knew it!
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 2:28 am
Juniper;696456 wrote:
ROFL I knew it!


I knew it also!!!
Sundae • Nov 28, 2010 7:48 am
Inuit
wolf • Nov 28, 2010 2:50 pm
Guess mom switched from cable internet to FIOS, so the IP ban is no longer in place.
LibsKillBabies • Nov 28, 2010 7:57 pm
wolf;696792 wrote:
Guess mom switched from cable internet to FIOS, so the IP ban is no longer in place.


Is that like dial up?
monster • Nov 28, 2010 10:32 pm
wolf;696792 wrote:
Guess mom switched from cable internet to FIOS, so the IP ban is no longer in place.


Yebbut I asked God to intervene, so all should be well.............
LibsKillBabies • Nov 28, 2010 11:56 pm
monster;696910 wrote:
Yebbut I asked God to intervene, so all should be well.............


Does God have cable internet?
Starring_Emma • Dec 4, 2010 4:12 pm
Redux;612465 wrote:
Hmmmmm....UG appears and lil Emma disappears.

Are they one and the same?


Apparently his spelling and grammar be better than mine.