Liberals are violent people & they can't throw pies...

Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 6:24 pm
You would never catch a conservative acting like these guys!

If a liberal doesn't like what your saying they try to interrupt your freedom of speech by trying to get you banned or they resort to name calling hoping that you'll go away. Some will even try to throw a pie in your face.

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Dagney • Nov 25, 2009 7:03 pm
No, you just find them starting wars, destroying the economy, and ruining the environment.

Me, I'm all for pie if that's what sets them apart.
DanaC • Nov 25, 2009 7:08 pm
Hey. I think we're all for the Pie around here.
Sheldonrs • Nov 25, 2009 7:10 pm
What is this? Night of the Living Cunts Day? Did I miss the memo?
DanaC • Nov 25, 2009 7:11 pm
Oh shit, Shel, did yours not arrive?
Aliantha • Nov 25, 2009 7:12 pm
*sneaks quietly away from Sheldon's male box*
Griff • Nov 25, 2009 7:14 pm
Wow, a pie assault on a drag queen. Is that a hate crime? I'd better ask that lefty Classicman.
Sheldonrs • Nov 25, 2009 7:17 pm
Aliantha;612195 wrote:
*sneaks quietly away from Sheldon's male box*


I thought I felt someone back there!
Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 7:34 pm
Sheldonrs;612191 wrote:
What is this? Night of the Living Cunts Day? Did I miss the memo?


Are you talking about those two guys who couldn't even hit Ann Coulter with their pies?
Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 7:38 pm
Sheldonrs;612207 wrote:
I thought I felt someone back there!


[CENTER]That's what all gay men say at some point in their lives.

"I thought I felt someone back there!"[/CENTER]
Aliantha • Nov 25, 2009 7:45 pm
:lol2:
Trilby • Nov 25, 2009 8:01 pm
she's darling! Let's package her up for christmas!!!
Griff • Nov 25, 2009 8:03 pm
I just sent the package to Coventry. It was fun but it had to end.
Aliantha • Nov 25, 2009 8:51 pm
Brianna;612252 wrote:
she's darling! Let's package her up for christmas!!!


I vote we send her to a homeless shelter. I'm sure they'd love to have a few sermons on what a wonderful job the moral conservatives are doing for them.
Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 9:32 pm
Aliantha;612293 wrote:
I vote we send her to a homeless shelter. I'm sure they'd love to have a few sermons on what a wonderful job the moral conservatives are doing for them.


If it wasn't for conservatives paying taxes there wouldn't be free homeless shelters and the free food that feeds them!
Sheldonrs • Nov 25, 2009 9:42 pm
Brianna;612252 wrote:
she's darling! Let's package her up for christmas!!!


Works for me. How many packages? :D
ZenGum • Nov 25, 2009 11:07 pm
Just one, but no air holes.
classicman • Nov 26, 2009 12:45 am
tightly wrapped in plastic . . .we wouldn't want her hair to get wet.
classicman • Nov 26, 2009 12:58 am
Griff;612201 wrote:
Wow, a pie assault on a drag queen. Is that a hate crime? I'd better ask that lefty Classicman.


Well since you asked . . . actually there was a post by UT explaining . . . well read it yourself Link
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 26, 2009 2:36 am
As a tall man, I appreciate tall women -- and I married a short one, one I hug from three directions: left, right, and top. But tall women mean you never risk a crick in the neck kissing them. I think Ann would be just as attractive and striking in her normal hair color, but I have a distaste for fake-blonde that Hillary Clinton only exacerbated. Sex with Hillary? Oh dear no. Sex with Ann? I hope it's a king-size bed. Those are some looong limbs.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 7:11 am
How many packages do you usually get to handle, Shel?
More than a Christmas postman is my guess ;)
Nirvana • Nov 26, 2009 11:30 am
Urbane Guerrilla;612488 wrote:
Sex with Ann? I hope it's a king-size bed. Those are some looong limbs.



I cannot imagine that she would shut her pie-hole long enough to have sex with anyone. Since you are married and talking here about having sex with someone else, [cheating the cyber way], isn't that against your moral conservative christian bloviations?
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 2:25 pm
Aliantha;612293 wrote:
I vote we send her to a homeless shelter. I'm sure they'd love to have a few sermons on what a wonderful job the moral conservatives are doing for them.


Did you know that conservative donate more money to charity than liberals do? It's a fact.
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 7:42 pm
[CENTER][SIZE="4"]Liberals say the dumbest things![/SIZE]

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LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 9:09 pm
[CENTER][SIZE="6"]How's this for change?[/SIZE]

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smoothmoniker • Nov 27, 2010 9:27 pm
Can we get a little admin attention here? Maybe a 24h cooldown?
Undertoad • Nov 27, 2010 9:30 pm
People HATE it when the admins get involved. They leave in a big huff.
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 9:47 pm
smoothmoniker;696615 wrote:
Can we get a little admin attention here? Maybe a 24h cooldown?


24h cooldown? what would that be?
classicman • Nov 27, 2010 10:41 pm
Undertoad;696616 wrote:
People HATE it when the admins get involved. They leave in a big huff.


That would be the desired result. How many threads/posts by her is it going to take to be "intolerably irritating"?
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 11:03 pm
classicman;696624 wrote:
That would be the desired result. How many threads/posts by her is it going to take to be "intolerably irritating"?


Who is "her"?
monster • Nov 27, 2010 11:05 pm
Well it's pissing crassicman off, so I vote in favor of keeping it.
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 11:12 pm
monster;696631 wrote:
Well it's pissing crassicman off, so I vote in favor of keeping it.


What is pissing crassicman off? What do you vote in favor of? Please be more clear minded in your responses.
classicman • Nov 27, 2010 11:21 pm
monster;696631 wrote:
Well it's pissing crassicman off, so I vote in favor of keeping it.


What are you 12?
monster • Nov 27, 2010 11:26 pm
yup. (I can dream.) srsly, she can go bye-bye for me, but you're too easy. :lol:
LibsKillBabies • Nov 27, 2010 11:46 pm
monster;696637 wrote:
yup. (I can dream.) srsly, she can go bye-bye for me, but you're too easy. :lol:


Who is "she"?
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 27, 2010 11:56 pm
Nirvana;612597 wrote:
I cannot imagine that she would shut her pie-hole long enough to have sex with anyone. Since you are married and talking here about having sex with someone else, [cheating the cyber way], isn't that against your moral conservative christian bloviations?


No -- and in several senses at that. My wife does not think talking theoretically about sex online is cheating. And she wouldn't care to cyber with you, come to that.

You clearly have extremely slight understanding of what I say, and that means you condemn yourself to wallow in a dark slough of unenlightenment. Deny it how you will, you need that understanding in order to manage a conversation worth having. Step up to it, Nirvana. The thought process that has hitherto satified you is no longer going to get it done.
classicman • Nov 28, 2010 12:00 am
Ug - you are so far off the mark. Just shut up on this and move on.
monster • Nov 28, 2010 12:05 am
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Clodfobble • Nov 28, 2010 12:18 am
Goddammit. Thanks to Life on Mars, that is now an incredibly disturbing image to me.
monster • Nov 28, 2010 12:21 am
ha! Share our pain!
SamIam • Nov 28, 2010 12:50 am
Urbane Guerrilla;696641 wrote:
No -- and in several senses at that. My wife does not think talking theoretically about sex online is cheating. And she wouldn't care to cyber with you, come to that.

You clearly have extremely slight understanding of what I say, and that means you condemn yourself to wallow in a dark slough of unenlightenment. Deny it how you will, you need that understanding in order to manage a conversation worth having. Step up to it, Nirvana. The thought process that has hitherto satified you is no longer going to get it done.


Jeez, get a grip urbane!

As for the question of keeping it, as long as it remains confined to this thread, I couldn't care less. However, if the poo starts appearing in other threads house breaking may be called for. :rolleyes:
glatt • Nov 28, 2010 7:49 am
Her Thanksgiving break will be over soon. When she heads back to school, her attention will move elsewhere. (Unless I just jinxed us. (Reminds me, I miss jinx ( Hey, how many parentheses can I use? (Is this the right way to do it?))))
Clodfobble • Nov 28, 2010 9:05 am
Me too. I understand why, but I hope she'll be able to come back at some point.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 28, 2010 9:34 am
I understand too, but everybody has bumps in the road, and I realize that your own bumps always seem greatly magnified. But that shouldn't embarrass you to the point of avoiding your friends, ferchrisakes. So Jerry Garcia was a CIA hitman, so what, he played good shit for you.
Sundae • Nov 28, 2010 9:37 am
I was confused when I first saw Cherry Garcia ice-cream.
I had him mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa.

Hey - I got a lot of 20th century America from Stephen King novels.
Go on, tell me about Stafford Cripps without googling :)
Pete Zicato • Nov 28, 2010 9:47 am
Anyone else thinking LibsKill is StarringEmma back for another go?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 28, 2010 10:29 am
Probably, but I don't think that's true. Might be an associate though, or just another juvenile troll, as there are plenty of them out there.
classicman • Nov 28, 2010 11:14 am
I believe that was called out after her first post... here ---->

Clodfobble;696384 wrote:
Dollars to donuts it's Emma. Remember her? Writing style is spot on.
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 1, 2010 10:44 pm
glatt;696715 wrote:
(Unless I just jinxed us. (Reminds me, I miss jinx ( Hey, how many parentheses can I use? (Is this the right way to do it?))))


Lewis Thomas said you're right on track: Notes On Punctuation.
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 1, 2010 10:46 pm
SamIam;696667 wrote:
Jeez, get a grip urbane!



I have a grip. Nirvana, however, is being unsatisfactory. She has a right to, but that does not make it a good thing.
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 1, 2010 10:57 pm
classicman;696644 wrote:
Ug - you are so far off the mark. Just shut up on this and move on.


Classic, you're not proving your contention. Care to explain yourself? I'll shut up when I am satisfied, thank you very much.