How can we heap more attention on Emma the Attention loving Troll?

lumberjim • Nov 25, 2009 5:55 pm
I know....let's have a poll about banning her! yeah!
DanaC • Nov 25, 2009 5:56 pm
or we could just ban her.
lumberjim • Nov 25, 2009 5:56 pm
no, lets be nice to her!
DanaC • Nov 25, 2009 5:57 pm
That didn't work.
Pico and ME • Nov 25, 2009 5:58 pm
Thats not LJ's point.
DanaC • Nov 25, 2009 5:59 pm
Oh. Ok.
regular.joe • Nov 25, 2009 6:06 pm
LJ, I just want you to know, I'm picking up on your sarcasm.
monster • Nov 25, 2009 6:11 pm
She's keeping classicman busy, I vote we keep her. But.... radar has never been so right before and that's scaring me......
Trilby • Nov 25, 2009 6:15 pm
lumberjim;612109 wrote:
no, lets be nice to her!


Oh shut up.
LEFT HEAD: Perhaps-
MIDDLE HEAD: And you.
LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut her head off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favor!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky. You're not next to her.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore.
LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well its only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: All right, all right, all right. We'll kill her first
and then have tea and biscuits.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD: All right, all right, not biscuits, but lets kill her anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
Cloud • Nov 25, 2009 6:18 pm
by not starting new threads about her
Trilby • Nov 25, 2009 6:21 pm
Cloud;612133 wrote:
by not starting new threads about her


that'd be playing right into her hot, itchy little hands, wouldn't it? I mean, she's here for attention. she's practically an orphan, for crissakes, her father is undoubtedly eschewing her company for some hot twat he's got on the line...give her a break.

Let's be nice to her and speak to her like she's human. She IS pretty life-like.
regular.joe • Nov 25, 2009 6:21 pm
monster;612124 wrote:
She's keeping classicman busy, I vote we keep her. But.... radar has never been so right before and that's scaring me......


I LOLed.
SamIam • Nov 25, 2009 7:56 pm
If we all put her on ignore, she would vanish like the good littte troll she is. :rolleyes:
monster • Nov 25, 2009 9:43 pm
That's a nice theory, Sam.
:lol:

I think she needs more attention. She's right after all dammnit. I realize i should have been a conservative all along. Then i could get to pay taxes. Like Emma does.

She's getting all the shit out of here. Every board needs an Emmana
ZenGum • Nov 25, 2009 10:39 pm
Crikey, even Dana has given up on her.

Monster, what we need is an emetic.
SamIam • Nov 25, 2009 10:50 pm
Well, I took my own advise and put her on ignore. I have enough BS problems without adding an emetic. I feel better already.
monster • Nov 25, 2009 11:13 pm
but what will you do if there's an Emmargency?
monster • Nov 25, 2009 11:14 pm
You might need an Emmbulance one day...
Juniper • Nov 25, 2009 11:17 pm
In case you get an Emmbolism.
Dagney • Nov 25, 2009 11:22 pm
Emmbola....a disease that makes you bleed from every orifice, and drip crap from the mouth and fingers?
monster • Nov 25, 2009 11:49 pm
It's OK, we can protect ourselves from that with an Emmbrella.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 25, 2009 11:52 pm
What, no emmena?
monster • Nov 26, 2009 12:10 am
xoxoxoBruce;612402 wrote:
What, no emmena?


post #14. It's slow-working.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 7:33 am
I will cure your emfection, with my fabulous, patented, Dr Sundae Thread Drift.
If'n you give me all your first born of course.
monster • Nov 26, 2009 6:33 pm
Where does this "if'n" come from?
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