Liberals murder unborn babys & then call themselves compassionate people.
Hello my name is Emma and I'm a moral Christian. I don't drink or do drugs maybe that's why I'm smarter than most people... as far as my good looks, I guess that was just good English/German genes!
If we just give up the pedophile will this asshole go away? What was his name again...???
Last night, Mum slept in the spare bedroom because Dad was snoring.
She left the door open, and Diz came in to see what was occurring.
He then proceeded to creep under the duvet (which he does with me) and was probably surprised to find she had clothes on. So he tried to creep inside her pyjama top.
She said she laughed so hard she scared him off. She was still laughing about it at breakfast next day.
How cute is that?
Anyone else got a cute pet story?
You are neither moral, nor Christian. Christians follow the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, and you do not. Also, much like you, your so-called morality is a joke.
You have the IQ of a toaster and aren't smarter than any person on this board with the possible exception of UG and Merc, but they are genuinely brain damaged. You aren't good looking to anyone but yourself, and you may as well do drugs, you couldn't become any more stupid by doing them than you are right now.
How cute is that?
Anyone else got a cute pet story?
The very first time I tried to feed my pet snake, it accidentally bit me. It really was an accident, he was aiming for the mouse that I'd been stupidly instructed to dangle in front of him. That's what makes it a cute story, see--he was totally giving me an abashed look as I screamed and flung the mouse across the room, and then tore apart my room looking for the doomed rodent again.
He did eventually get his snack.
Starring_Emma, what a cunt.
Sheldon, don't be so hard on Emma. Like Ann Coulter she just...
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I remember when my brother was trying to wean his snake off live kills onto those prepacked mice you can get. The middle stage of that is a newly killed mouse. I've never seen him whiter than the day he came out of his bedroom after killing a mouse for the snake.
Sorry....did you say cute pet story...my bad.
Isn't that Elizabeth Montgomery? As a '50s Cousin Serena?
I made the switch to pre-killed rats after I had to take a rat back out of his tank, because it proved to be a Gladiator in the ring. It was fighting back hardcore, and my snake was bleeding from the nose when I finally got brave enough to reach in there and yank it out by the tail. I ended up drowning it because I couldn't think of what else to do.
Slim escaped before we ever got past the frozen/thawed pinkie stage. And I'm ok with that and won't be trying again.
Sheldon, don't be so hard on Emma. Like Ann Coulter she just...
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I have never been hard on ANY cunt. ;)
If we just give up the pedophile will this asshole go away? What was his name again...???
Are you talking about Radar?
Last night, Mum slept in the spare bedroom because Dad was snoring.
She left the door open, and Diz came in to see what was occurring.
He then proceeded to creep under the duvet (which he does with me) and was probably surprised to find she had clothes on. So he tried to creep inside her pyjama top.
She said she laughed so hard she scared him off. She was still laughing about it at breakfast next day.
How cute is that?
Anyone else got a cute pet story?
Is Diz your cat?
Diz is the most fearless, efficient hunter-kitty in the whole of England.
You are neither moral, nor Christian. Christians follow the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, and you do not. Also, much like you, your so-called morality is a joke.
You have the IQ of a toaster and aren't smarter than any person on this board with the possible exception of UG and Merc, but they are genuinely brain damaged. You aren't good looking to anyone but yourself, and you may as well do drugs, you couldn't become any more stupid by doing them than you are right now.
Has the admin here had a talk to this guy about his trolling yet? :confused:
Why hasn't he been banned yet?
Starring_Emma, what a cunt.
It's a female body part... Maybe you should ask mom or dad, but if you're not comfortable doing that maybe you could ask your gym teacher.
Merlin elbowed Lil Griff off the couch tonight. Don't you love doggie pics?
Ohhh! Look at the teeny tiny paws. They're teeny. Look at them.
It's a female body part... Maybe you should ask mom or dad, but if you're not comfortable doing that maybe you could ask your gym teacher.
In your case, it's a pronoun.
And I'm familiar with the body part. I came out of one. Just never want to go back in one.
Griff, are they your puppies with their mum?
No, I just like dog pics. How are things down-under?
Warming up down here...and very dry. Everything seems to be growing still though. We've got baby watermelons on the vines so hopefully they'll be ready for Christmas. :) (yes that's about the most exciting thing I have to think about today lol)
Watermelons for Christmas! You folks live in a topsy turvy world. mmm... watermelon <drool>
Wow! They look like miniature cows!
Watermelons for Christmas! You folks live in a topsy turvy world. mmm... watermelon <drool>
What's really silly is that we paint fake snow on shop windows. It's 38 bloody degrees. :lol:
I plan to breed them.
....then sell them to cat owners.
OMG! My kitten would love one of those. Put me down for a half dozen (she can destroy a toy in a day or less).
DH was afraid the dogs would scratch our newly-installed hardwood floors. So tonight he put socks on them.
It turns out that dogs don't like socks. Who knew?
BTW my deep dark secret is I am actually not a Liberal, but the Cellar folks seem to like me anyway.
What? She's a non-liberal! Burn her!
In your case, it's a pronoun.
And I'm familiar with the body part. I came out of one. Just never want to go back in one.
The thing you want to go in to is on the back side of a blood bloke isn't it?
It turns out that dogs don't like socks. Who knew?
BTW my deep dark secret is I am actually not a Liberal, but the Cellar folks seem to like me anyway.
May want to clarify that sock thing Juniper - our puppy ADORES socks - even hoards them if he gets the chance - he is a champion sock nommer...- but I don't think he'd like to wear them :)
She's quick.
I've been bloody learning me British accent... Care for a bit of vegemite and a cup of tea me lovely?
Warming up down here...and very dry.
You're welcome to my share of rain, my yard is like a fucking quagmire. I kid you not, walking across the yard, the turf moves around like a throw rug on a polished floor. Walking up or down hill, the turf will actually tear, as it slides on the wet clay underneath. I've never seen it like this.:(
Is unseasonally warm here, although that's still a bit nippy. I'm happy though, because I used the turf I dug out to make the new rose garder to fill in the bald spots in the lawn, but I left it really late and was worried frost would kill it. thankfully, it seems ok.
British ... vegemite ... haggis, back to ignorant.
Yep, Sheldon's as gay as a lark. That happens to be gay.
What are you, sweetie? Libertarian, or republican?
Vegemite is an Australian thing. Just FYI.
May want to clarify that sock thing Juniper - our puppy ADORES socks - even hoards them if he gets the chance - he is a champion sock nommer...- but I don't think he'd like to wear them :)
True dat. Rephrased: Dogs don't like to wear socks. :D
British ... vegemite ... haggis, back to ignorant.
Yep, Sheldon's as gay as a lark. That happens to be gay.
What are you, sweetie? Libertarian, or republican?
Republitarian...
I like it when you call me sweetie!
Mon put me down for a breeding pair :eek: Love 'em!
sure thing honey. you gotta feed them on unborn babies until they're ready, though....
I plan to breed them.
....then sell them to cat owners.
Seriously, I was like...WTF!!! Scared me for a moment. :p
Vegemite is an Australian thing. Just FYI.
Yeah thanks...
Hollywood movies are American
pizza is Italian
pinatas are Mexican
girlie men are French
bad teeth are English
beer is German
terrorists are Pakistani
TV sets are Japanese
The picture is Ann Margaret ;) Isn't she a liberal?
Really? I thought it was a mouse with spider legs. :p
Not ant more, the CCC got her, now she's dog food
The picture is Ann Margaret ;) Isn't she a liberal?
That wasn't Ann Margaret...
You are neither moral, nor Christian. Christians follow the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, and you do not. Also, much like you, your so-called morality is a joke.
You have the IQ of a toaster and aren't smarter than any person on this board with the possible exception of UG and Merc, but they are genuinely brain damaged. You aren't good looking to anyone but yourself, and you may as well do drugs, you couldn't become any more stupid by doing them than you are right now.
Why Radar has no friends. Smart people keep disagreeing with him, and good for them. Radar's toxic, doesn't get mankind, and doing drugs may well improve him over this baseline, as he does not follow the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth to any measurable degree. He's sure as hell a sinner in thought, word, and deed, loving not his neighbor as himself. Having a narcissistically disordered personality, he couldn't.
Why Radar has no friends. Smart people keep disagreeing with him, and good for them. Radar's toxic, doesn't get mankind, and doing drugs may well improve him over this baseline, as he does not follow the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth to any measurable degree. He's sure as hell a sinner in thought, word, and deed, loving not his neighbor as himself. Having a narcissistically disordered personality, he couldn't.
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Howdy. You are not alone, though you will be bitterly opposed by some here, and will be a puzzle to some of our foreign correspondents, of whom the Aussies slightly outnumber the UK Britons, though that picture is blurred by a couple of transplants from the UK now residing in the States.
American conservatism, being republican not monarchist, isn't quite what our UK correspondents use for conservatism, big C or small. This occasionally causes bafflement to both parties.
You speak of pouring your fire into other fora as well. Care to give links?
Here's a place where they know me well under the handle Konstantin the Red.
The Armour Archive: Political Conversations
You may like them too.
Monster, I would place an order anyway in the hope that funding would encourage you to try again with your breeding programme. Trouble is, Sundae Mum is terrified of spiders.
Can you think of some other legs to use?
Diz loves spiders (see post about
spider dispensing door) but Mum would do her nut if one of those arrived in the post.
Bird legs maybe?
Mouse legs and... errr... mouse head?
I think I have to work on this concept a bit more.
