Post your poems... roses are red violets are blue Emma's cool so treat her nice!
Becca farts in her sleep
[color=#0000FF]sounded like a motor boat running in Becca's bed last night
she had the farts in her sleep it was a terrible fright
I would have opened a window if it wasn't so cold
she was like a baritone belching big loud and bold
I left her bed and went to my room
I left her alone in her toxic tomb
I'm not being mean I just like to tease
and listen to her beg me "don't post that PLEASE!"[/color]
-Emma Walker, Morning of November 22, 2009
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My Sisters Big Butt
[color=#0000FF]my sister Becca is quite a trip
quick with a joke and sharp as a whip
she hides my pens then lays and waits
when I ask for them back she instigates
I tell her that her butt is way to big
I don't really mean it it's just a dig
when she gave them back I wrote this for all to see
what a big butted pain my sister can be[/color]
-Emma Walker, Late Summer 2009
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Smarter Than You
[color=#0000FF]
I told you I knew the name of that song
I was right and you were wrong
I think it's because I'm smarter than you
What I have for brains, you just have stew
fun with Dick and Jane is about your speed
whereas The Odyssey By Homer is what I read
being this smart isn't alway fun you see
it's lonely on top here lonely ol' me
I'm not really this vain, I was just having fun
writing and rhyming so there now it's done[/color]
-Emma Walker, summer of 2009
C'mon out with it!! (not the farts though):D
I liked these. There's an interesting rhythm.
My Self Pitty
[color=#0000FF]I love how your hair kisses your cheek
as mine falls dead, helpless and weak
I wish I could walk in your shoes for a mile
let me be the gorgous girl for awhile
even though visiting boy's aren't allowed
I don't think I would draw much of a crowd
that's why I'm drawn to you women so pretty
I dream that I'm you and there go's my pitty[/color]
-Emma Walker, October 19, 2009
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Yesterdays Fun
[color=#0000FF]Grandma's cooking breakfast and I'm still in bed
with yesterdays fun still in my head
Becca and I made our way to the park
watching dogs play frisbee they run, jump and bark
a little boy cried when he fell off the swing
as birds in love fly, flirt and sing
a woman drawing pictures of the fun things she sees
like swings and slides and a boy climbing trees[/color]
-Emma Walker, summer of 2009
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I Love Dreams
[color=#0000FF]I love dreams they're wild and crazy
if I sleep in it's not cause I'm lazy
it's because I'm a hundred miles high flying a plane
or being kissed by Corey in the falling rain
don't wake me up because it's getting late
these dreams of mine just might be fate[/color]
-Emma Walker, March of 2009
:thumb:
Welcome to the Cellar Emma
:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy
:thumb:
Welcome to the Cellar Emma
Oh, thank you!
I haven't heard that enough since I've been here!
Well don't hold your breath but I hope you do stay awhile.;)
Some just want you to be a little less loud
or barely noticeable
lol that's sounds mean but it isn't meant to be
Tall Wet Grass
[color=#0000FF]bare feet in the tall wet grass
with that much fun the time does pass
doing handstands and cartwheels
I just love how the grass feels
on my hands and on my feet
tall wet grass is hard to beat[/color]
-Emma Walker, summer of 2009
OK, I'm starting to buy the perv catching troll angle. adios, officer.
Doesn't LJ have an attention whore pic that is very similar? ;)
OK, I'm starting to buy the perv catching troll angle. adios, officer.
Absolutely! I think a big fat ignore is in store from everyone. Or not. It's your trial.
Doesn't LJ have an attention whore pic that is very similar? ;)
Doesn't LJ have an attention whore pic that is very similar? ;)
Yes! I was thinking the very same thing. The bikini woman doing hand stands on the beach.
At this very moment, a couple fat guys wearing suits and eating donuts in a van with the words Flowers By Irene painted on the side are cussing and saying things like "I TOLD you we were too obvious. These people aren't as dumb as the people we normally target, you know. Man, there goes my bonus."
:lol:
Pic looks a little similar sure....but any pic of a female doing cartwheels is going to look similar.
There's a fine line between caution and paranoia.
Granted there's an equally fine line between trusting and naive *smiles* But I really think this is a teenager.
Well, it isn't really a problem since I save all my sexual advances for Shawnee, but still I think this chick's gotta go.
Dana, with all due respect, Charles Manson himself could come in here BEING Charles Manson and acting just like Charles Manson, and you'd fall all over yourself that perhaps he's a kinder gentler Charles Manson, and the blood on the post is probably just ketchup, and that strange stream of consciousness post about stabbing and eating puppies was just Charles Manson letting off a little steam, and, and... ;)
Oh, I'm not paranoid, either. I don't really care. Teenager or undercover, the whole thing is boring and stupid. I just hopped in for a bit of fun (yeah, I still crack jokes...I'm waiting on the comedy writers to discover my acidic and disturbing wit) and the admonition that "just in case" perhaps people should curtail the sexual comments. In fact, even not just in case. If she's a teenager, you all should watch yourselves.
Do you frequenters of the intrawebz ever actually read the intrawebz? The crap happens all the time.
*shrugs*
As you were.
@ cousin: yabbut, you know what a dried up old pruney prude I am. ;)
At this very moment, a couple fat guys wearing suits and eating donuts in a van with the words Flowers By Irene painted on the side are cussing and saying things like "I TOLD you we were too obvious. These people aren't as dumb as the people we normally target, you know. Man, there goes my bonus."
:lol:
I'm surprised nobody has pulled out the Chris Hanson jokes yet.
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@ cousin: yabbut, you know what a dried up old pruney prude I am. ;)
No, no I don't. That's why I'm still seeking evidence.;)
Oh come on! She's not caused any actual trouble. She's been a bit full on, and I'm thinking she's probably a prime candidate for a ritolin fix, but she's 'gotta go' is a mite harsh. She might just be getting a buzz out of showing off a little with some new people. And political allegiances (especially if they're slightly at odds with the mainstream) can be exciting when you're young. They should be exciting. So should poetry.
As I said before, it's possible I'm wrong. But it's also possible I'm right. If I'm wrong, then the worst case scenario is any dwellar stupid enough to email her will be in trouble...and we might have offered hospitality to troll. If I am right though, the worst case scenario is that we responded to a kid who was frothing with enthusiasm and a somewhat intense sense of self (i.e a teenager), with hostility and reproach.
The consequences of my being right seem lighter to me than the consequences of my being wrong.
Dana, with all due respect, Charles Manson himself could come in here BEING Charles Manson and acting just like Charles Manson, and you'd fall all over yourself that perhaps he's a kinder gentler Charles Manson, and the blood on the post is probably just ketchup, and that strange stream of consciousness post about stabbing and eating puppies was just Charles Manson letting off a little steam, and, and... ;)
Nope. I would argue that it was a fascinating opportunity and hope that maybe people will refrain from the lynching long enough to hear some insight into how his mind works. I'd also probably argue against any actual lynching. I may put forward the view that anyone whose mind is that far from 'in working order' probably shouldn't be considered responsible for their actions ;P
That does not make me naive. Nor does it make me a bleeding heart who will always see the best in people.
In terms of how people are welcomed or not in these boards, I prefer to assume the best and take them at face value unless very strong evidence presents itself to the contrary.
I can just picture it now.
Dana: Adolph, can you share with me how you were feeling before you decided to turn the ovens on?
Hitler: I was very frustrated because of the inflation and unemployment. *sob*
Dana: Oh, you poor creature. Now now, no reason to cry.
Yeah. I can see that happening. We all know how reasonable I am around fascists.
You are wonderful. You can always look past the sins of politics to love the misguided individual underneath.
I'm not saying you're naive. We've talked about this before, your ability to find the best in people. I was not unwelcoming to Emma either. I do think, after watching the antics, that in either case as it pertains to "who she really is" we should proceed with caution.
Charles Manson is, at least, over the age of 18. Just sayin'
Oh whatever...she trolled me right into this conversation.
Catch ya on the flip side! :flips into another thread:
*laughs*
Nowt wrong with caution.
You are wonderful. You can always look past the sins of politics to love the misguided individual underneath.
Empathise with/attempt to understand. My dog I love.
Eh, I'm on S123's page with this one. cop or not, she is a young 'un. Not like jag or ibby, but a young 'un with no fear of dropping her pic, pics of friends, and a whole lot of personal info all over the webz. This just screams caution to me.
Eh, I'm on S123's page with this one. cop or not, she is a young 'un. Not like jag or ibby, but a young 'un with no fear of dropping her pic, pics of friends, and a whole lot of personal info all over the webz. This just screams caution to me.
This I agree with. I said she seemed like a kid, let's not jump all over her and send her running in finest, troll-kicking, Cellar fashion. I did not say don't be cautious.
Oh come on! She's not caused any actual trouble. She's been a bit full on, and I'm thinking she's probably a prime candidate for a ritolin fix, but she's 'gotta go' is a mite harsh. She might just be getting a buzz out of showing off a little with some new people. And political allegiances (especially if they're slightly at odds with the mainstream) can be exciting when you're young. They should be exciting. So should poetry.
As I said before, it's possible I'm wrong. But it's also possible I'm right. If I'm wrong, then the worst case scenario is any dwellar stupid enough to email her will be in trouble...and we might have offered hospitality to troll. If I am right though, the worst case scenario is that we responded to a kid who was frothing with enthusiasm and a somewhat intense sense of self (i.e a teenager), with hostility and reproach.
The consequences of my being right seem lighter to me than the consequences of my being wrong.
Why is it that every where I join a forum there's alway a huge uproar about it even though there's a ton of other people on the same forum posting butt loads of weird, sick, attention whoring, perverted, penny stuck to there hip and other stuff like that?
...and I get crap for font size and color or as you French people spell it "colour"
This I agree with. I said she seemed like a kid, let's not jump all over her and send her running in finest, troll-kicking, Cellar fashion. I did not say don't be cautious.
The flip side being, don't point at the cautious as a reason to puff up about how understanding you are. We know that. Expressing that I believe some folks should watch their comments doesn't make me a heartless bitch. Playing along, and folks being fairly reasonable that I can see, given her stellar behavior from the get-go, does not warrant "oh be nice you meanies" for every troll that comes down the pike.
You know exactly why there is drama around you. If you are genuinely looking for a community to become a part of and participate in in an age appropriate manner, then welcome. I would caution you against putting your images all over the place because you are underage and while we're a bunch of pervs here, we're not that kind of perv. *looks at drax*
if you are here to just flit around looking for attention, then enjoy the next few days before people become bored with you. Have a good life.
Eh, I'm on S123's page with this one. cop or not, she is a young 'un. Not like jag or ibby, but a young 'un with no fear of dropping her pic, pics of friends, and a whole lot of personal info all over the webz. This just screams caution to me.
me three - If her father is who she says he is, I bet he'd effin flip knowing what she's posted online. just sayin.
If there's always a huge uproar when you join a forum, consider the possibility that some of the things so far mentioned might actually hold a little water. Most forums experience trolls on a semi regular basis. There are certain flags people learn to look for in newcomers. You are (and presumably have been in the other forums) walking in and merrily waving a bunch of those flags.
The French spell it couleur. Unless that was a dig at us Brits (colour) in which case ... let's have that fight another time :P
I'm not saying you're naive. We've talked about this before, your ability to find the best in people. I was not unwelcoming to Emma either. I do think, after watching the antics, that in either case as it pertains to "who she really is" we should proceed with caution.
Charles Manson is, at least, over the age of 18. Just sayin'
Oh whatever...she trolled me right into this conversation.
Catch ya on the flip side! :flips into another thread:
[SIZE="5"]I am not a troll... I fight against those who troll. [/SIZE]
one definition of insanity . . .
Emma, are you reading the answers to your question?
You know exactly why there is drama around you. If you are genuinely looking for a community to become a part of and participate in in an age appropriate manner, then welcome. I would caution you against putting your images all over the place because you are underage and while we're a bunch of pervs here, we're not that kind of perv. *looks at drax*
if you are here to just flit around looking for attention, then enjoy the next few days before people become bored with you. Have a good life.
[SIZE="5"]? flit around ?[/SIZE]
:alien: what non English speaking planet did that come from?
Dear Emma Wanna Be Grammar Nazi,
"Flit around" is a perfectly acceptable expression. Grown-ups use it a lot.
Love,
The Cellar
The flip side being, don't point at the cautious as a reason to puff up about how understanding you are. We know that. Expressing that I believe some folks should watch their comments doesn't make me a heartless bitch. Playing along, and folks being fairly reasonable that I can see, does not warrant "oh be nice you meanies" for every troll that comes down the pike.
It was more the level of certainty that seemed to be forming about her being a troll. Along with people deciding she should be on ignore based on suspicion she might be an undercover cop that I was arguing against. You weren't just saying people should watch their comments you were advocatng people putting her on ignore.
I didn't call you a heartless bitch. I wasn't 'puffing up' about how understanding I am, I was reacting to the automatic assumption that gets made that I am unable to see the possibility that she's a troll. And the intimation that my view is being seen as naivete and founded on nothing other than a desire to be nice to everyone. It isn't. And before you tell me you didn't say any of those things, it was implied by the jokes you and others made.
Main Entry: flit
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Inflected Form(s): flit·ted; flit·ting
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[SIZE="5"]I am not a troll... I fight against those who troll. [/SIZE]
You're really not helping.
To use the line going around
You're at a 10, we need you at about a 3.
for the record, dani i was just joking. i know you're not really that nice. ;)
And before you tell me you didn't say any of those things, it was implied by the jokes you and others made.
:headshake
In my reading of it she, and others, actually complimented you on your ability to see the good in people that most others don't. Yes it was taken to the extreme with some jokes, but you are in teh Cellar ya know, thats just our way.
for the record, dani i was just joking. i know you're not really that nice. ;)
Quite right too :P
I don't mind so much that people think that. I was just trying to put forward a clear case. The comment about paranoia was not aimed at anyone specific. It was more a comment on how things can rapidly evolve in a forum.
Yeh look at us. A bunch of relatively intelligent adults getting sucked in by a teenage troll with nothing better to do on her school break.
Hey she could be a he - like her ex and he's just messin with her and took all the pics off her myspace or facebook page.... just sayin.
Tiki wouldn't stoop that low.
If there's always a huge uproar when you join a forum, consider the possibility that some of the things so far mentioned might actually hold a little water. Most forums experience trolls on a semi regular basis. There are certain flags people learn to look for in newcomers. You are (and presumably have been in the other forums) walking in and merrily waving a bunch of those flags.
The French spell it couleur. Unless that was a dig at us Brits (colour) in which case ... let's have that fight another time :P
I had no idea that there were British people here until someone said "arse" besides I'm half British on my Dads side... He's 100% British. Both of my Grandparents are from England. When I visit my grandparents I take the "LIFT" up to their "GAF" for a "CUP OF TEA" and a clean change of "KNICKERS"
Oh yes she would. That'd be a reach up for her actually.
Yeh look at us. A bunch of relatively intelligent adults getting sucked in by a teenage troll with nothing better to do on her school break.
Hey she could be a he - like her ex and he's just messin with her and took all the pics off her myspace or facebook page.... just sayin.
I don't even have an ex... if you were as good a stalker as you've been trying to be you would have seen that I'm not allowed to date until I'm 16
It was more the level of certainty that seemed to be forming about her being a troll. Along with people deciding she should be on ignore based on suspicion she might be an undercover cop that I was arguing against. You weren't just saying people should watch their comments you were advocatng people putting her on ignore.
I didn't call you a heartless bitch. I wasn't 'puffing up' about how understanding I am, I was reacting to the automatic assumption that gets made that I am unable to see the possibility that she's a troll. And the intimation that my view is being seen as naivete and founded on nothing other than a desire to be nice to everyone. It isn't. And before you tell me you didn't say any of those things, it was implied by the jokes you and others made.
Then read back to my other posts, Dana, where I sent a welcome sign, before all my warning signs went off.
No matter how you dress it, the automatic assumption is that I'm being unreasonable. It's just as upsetting to me as it is to you when you think you're automatically being told you're "too nice." The difference is you still get to be liked at the end of the day.
You punctuate this by pointing out parts of my posts to which you can say "oh that isn't fair." You
wait for the most likely person to be suspect of being an unreasonable bitch to get in on the fray before you say, under the guise of being fair, and meaning
all of us, to stop and think of the children.
I've seen the pattern a hundred times, and I'll be damned if I'm going to feel badly about it this time.
Shower guilt elsewhere, I've plenty of my own.
:headshake
In my reading of it she, and others, actually complimented you on your ability to see the good in people that most others don't. Yes it was taken to the extreme with some jokes, but you are in teh Cellar ya know, thats just our way.
Yes she complimented me on my ability to see good in people. But the jokes all rely on the idea that this is an indiscriminately applied ability. Though it is applied pretty indiscriminately to newcomers:P
I made a tongue in cheek comment about a fine line between caution and paranoia (paired with a tongue in cheek recognition of the equally fine line between welcoming and naive) referring to the board generally and was blown up at.
I can understand Shawnee getting pissed at me for not having her back when a newcomer stomps in and goes on the attack. But that's not what's happened here.
I've heard other people say the same damn thing to you dana. You laughed then. You call me out. You play the martyr "she blew up." That's a blow up? No, that is YOUR way of turning it around. You're not naive...you know exactly what you're doing and you're getting exactly what you want. Conniving, is what I call it.
I don't need you to have my back, by the way.
Fuck it. Really. And also, bullshit.
I took issue with Lookout as well for suggesting shes 'gotta go'. I am not waiting for you to post things so I can point them out.
You are the one who accused me, fairly early on in this of looking for excuses to 'puff up'. I took issue with a couple of things you said. I also took issue with a couple of things other people said: in order to make a point about how the cellar as a community was responding to the kid. You were the only one who was insulting in return.
And yeah
Fuck it, really.
Reading through the Emma in the Cellar saga to-date, it looks to me like the 15 yr old is holding her own and even kicking a little classic ass.
I do see the makings of a politician.
She'll be here all week, folks. Try the veal.
Such bullshit.
OK, seriously? Chill out. S123 you are wound so tight lately it seems you are just looking for the next person to get pissed at.
You've both said your, "what I meant was's...", can we move on to ridiculing something new now?
Yes ladies, Let the men fight for a few...
Redux you c*cks*cking m*therf*cking a**hole <just kidding>
Redux, Sorry, but if you think that, Then I take all credibility away from every thought you've ever had. Try reading again, this time for comprehension - not what you want to see.
Welcome Emma, I'm fargon, and I'm KRAZY.
LJ will give the quiz later make shure you answer the questions truthfully.
I can understand Shawnee getting pissed at me for not having her back when a newcomer stomps in and goes on the attack. But that's not what's happened here.
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Yes, thank you![/SIZE]
I'm sure most of you can remember that it was I who got attacked when I joined here and had my life posted all over this forum by people who are overly Google happy!
What a bunch of trolls this place has.Again, you're not helping.
Redux you c*cks*cking m*therf*cking a**hole <just kidding>
Redux, Sorry, but if you think that, Then I take all credibility away from every thought you've ever had. Try reading again, this time for comprehension - not what you want to see.
Relax, dude....you're taking this entire discussion (sic) way to seriously....tracking down the kid on other sites, responding in kind to each of her posts......that was all that I meant.
Dont get your panties (knickers) in a knot. :)
As to Emma.....my advice is tread a little lighter and be a little more open to constructive criticism...or before you know it, you might become an urbane guerrilla.
alright, you've pushed the idiot button too many times in rapid succession. byebye attention whore.
Reading through the Emma in the Cellar saga to-date, it looks to me like the 15 yr old is holding her own and even kicking a little classic ass.
I do see the makings of a politician.
[SIZE="5"]!!! HIGH FIVE !!![/SIZE]
Might as well be hung for a troll as an undercover cop eh?
She'll be here all week, folks. Try the veal.
Such bullshit.
You sound like you need a little male attention... Crabby ass!
Oh ffs.
Congratulations you managed to wear out your welcome with me.
alright, you've pushed the idiot button too many times in rapid succession. byebye attention whore.
Yeah, I'm thinking about blocking classicman myself.
Who was it who suggested this kid might be Tiki?
OK, so stick with me here, I've got an idea for a new reality show: This kid, charlie manson, S123, and dani all in a room. Either they have to all come to an agreement on the best way to move forward with healthcare reform or they can't leave the room breathing.
Oh ffs.
Congratulations you managed to wear out your welcome with me.
You're talking about Shawnee123 aren't you?
I still think the kid is funny in an overboard condescending kind of way and cant get the picture of a young UG in drag out of my head.
Nope? how can you pass up an opportunity like that show. It would blow that idiotic Big Brother out of the water.
OK, so stick with me here, I've got an idea for a new reality show: This kid, charlie manson, S123, and dani all in a room. Either they have to all come to an agreement on the best way to move forward with healthcare reform or they can't leave the room breathing.
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My idea on healthcare reform:[/SIZE]
1. Get a job!
2. Pay your Doctor bills!
3. STOP LEACHING OFF OF TAX PAYING REPUBLICANS!
Nope? how can you pass up an opportunity like that show. It would blow that idiotic Big Brother out of the water.
hah! I was answering Emma.
I'm sure most of you can remember...
You implying that we are old and forgetful?
It was I who posted my life all over this forum!
fixed that for ya
What a bunch of trolls this place has.
you don't even know what a troll is - run along little girl.
Why is it that every where I join a forum there's alway a huge uproar about it even though there's a ton of other people on the same forum posting butt loads of weird, sick, attention whoring, perverted, penny stuck to there hip and other stuff like that?
...and I get crap for font size and color or as you French people spell it "colour"
There are forums where that goes over quite well, but this isn't one of them.
We've had teens participate here before, but I don't necessarily regard what you've been posting so far as technically participating.
Stick to torturing your sister online on your facebook wall, or whatever. That's not why we're here. If that's why you're here, seek elsewhere. Maybe there's some Twilight fan forum out there that's just waiting for you.
She's already on ignore.
I do not want her on my Twilight blog!
I still cant get the picture of a young UG in drag out of my head.
Nor can I - Its a little scary cuz she tried to pass herself off as a Libertarian when in reality she is a friggin junior-mint neo-con who quotes Rush Limpballs and thinks he's a God.
[SIZE="3"]My idea on healthcare reform:[/SIZE]
1. Get a job!
2. Pay your Doctor bills!
3. STOP LEACHING OFF OF TAX PAYING REPUBLICANS!
well. Dana will love that.
I'm sure most of you can remember that it was I who got attacked when I joined here and had my life posted all over this forum by people who are overly Google happy![/B]
Does your mother know what you are doing online?
Besides, people can only find what
you've put out there to be found....in reality she is a friggin junior-mint neo-con who quotes Rush Limpballs and thinks he's a God.
Maybe she's a percocet head?
well. Dana will love that.
Oh hell yeah. We're soulmates.
Does your mother know what you are doing online?
Her mom apparently died when she was 11. Her father is a DEA agent. I'm gonna look him up and send him a link to this thread. :D
Oh hell yeah. We're soulmates.
:) I don't think so, dana.
I feel abandoned after reading that Dana. Time for me to go count my money. *big smile, pants tightening, haaaaapiness*
*grins*
Funny, cause that's how I usually picture you in my head.
Stick to torturing your sister online on your facebook wall, or whatever. That's not why we're here. If that's why you're here, seek elsewhere. Maybe there's some Twilight fan forum out there that's just waiting for you.
[SIZE="3"]I'm not here to be abused by a bunch of flaming trolls and attention whores that's for sure![/SIZE]
*grins*
want to come lie on a bed of my money?
I might have some egg around here.
Really? You don't think I currently have enough egg on my face? :P
[QUOTE=Starring_Emma;611647][SIZE="3"]I'm not here to be abused by a bunch of flaming trolls and attention whores that's for sure![/SIZE]
so, you'll be going, then?
ta.
How much is enough, really?
Good point Lookout. Can one ever really have enough egg in one's face?
How much is enough, really?
Money? or egg? ;)
I'm not here to be abused by a bunch of flaming trolls and attention whores that's for sure!
I think you have a gross misunderstanding of the meanings of "troll" and "attention whore."
with enough money you can get all the egg you want. if that's what you're in to. *wink wink nudge nudge*
How much egg is enough to get all the money you want?
it's hard to say. it's more of a "let me demonstrate" kind of thing.
How much egg is enough to get all the money you want?
That'd be about the size of your average Socialist egg, Dana. A big egg. A damn great big egg!
Does your mother know what you are doing online?
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No she doesn't.[/SIZE]
it's hard to say. it's more of a "let me demonstrate" kind of thing.
This is going in the wrong direction...
bwaaaahahaahahahahaaa.
i miss the 3rd grade. i found more peers there.
Actually, given there's a child in the room, you may be right. We should start spelling out the naughty words :P
well. Dana will love that.
Is she a Republican also?
She's already on ignore.
I do not want her on my Twilight blog!
[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Lime"]LINK[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Blue"]PLEASE[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]![/COLOR][/SIZE]
We should start spelling
Wait . . . what?
Her mom apparently died when she was 11. Her father is a DEA agent. I'm gonna look him up and send him a link to this thread. :D
Yeah, I'll be in trouble for associating with Liberals... Daddy told me to never talk to free loading hippies who are a drain on our Country.
[QUOTE=Starring_Emma;611647][SIZE="3"]I'm not here to be abused by a bunch of flaming trolls and attention whores that's for sure![/SIZE]
so, you'll be going, then?
ta.
No, If I left because of the trolls here that would mean that the trolls would win...
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well. She told me, didn't she?
I think you have a gross misunderstanding of the meanings of "troll" and "attention whore."
No, I'm well educated in the ways of the internet.
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Cyan"]I can make things blink![/COLOR][/SIZE]well. She told me, didn't she?
I think not. Where did Redux go anyway?
I thought he would come to the defense of liberals everywhere.
Liberals like you you mean? You liberal hippy! I knew it. All this time and you were just hiding your kaftan.
I think not. Where did Redux go anyway?
I thought he would come to the defense of liberals everywhere.
With
her on the offensive? That's the best defense all by itself!:D
She's already on ignore.
I do not want her on my Twilight blog!
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I think not. Where did Redux go anyway?
I thought he would come to the defense of liberals everywhere.
Shhhhhhhhhh....I'm listening to a traditional liberal hippie Thanksgiving tradition:
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Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice%27s_Restaurantredux - you're a doll. I'm re-living my teens!!!
And if I had a restaurant, I'd name it Alice's. that;s the truth.
There once was a young girl who was named Emma Walker.
She ran her mouth all the time, and was known as "The Talker"
She ran her mouth constantly because that was her choice
Nothing pleased her more than the sound of her voice
She blathered on and on until everyone was bored
But nobody cared, they just sat there and snored
Emma thought she was clever about politics and such
But the truth be known, she was quite out of touch.
A precocious little kid, who would whine and shout
About things she clearly knows nothing about.
Her naiveté has caused her to side with the GOP
Which is a bit like taking part in American mutiny
The Repubs put their donors above the American peeps
And start unprovoked wars, which gives most of us the creeps
They are the party of racists like the KKK
Which is why they want immigrants to go far away
They pretend that they are the party of god
Then go to an airport restroom so they can blow their wad
They are hypocrites and scum who don't care about their fellow man
As long as they can make a profit by invading Iran
It's a shame that poor Emma is so young and dumb
She has swallowed the lies she was fed and now has succumb
To the lies and propaganda that liars and morons will choose
to put on the airwaves and call it Fox News
Emma thinks she's smart and an online troll killer
But the truth is she's a dumb kid and a Glenn Beck Schiller
She has become the very troll that she hates
and thinks our military is not ours but Kuwait's
With any luck someday she will find herself a clue
But until that day, I will bid you adieu
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Like watching a blindfolded drunk trying to control a fire hose.
She reminds me of my 13 year old daughter, right after she's come home from a friend's house all hyped up on caffeine, sugar, and attitude. This is something I know about.
yeh - my kids were the same way when they were that young and immature.
yeh - my kids were the same way when they were that young and immature.
...and now their more mature than you!
I saw this coming. :haha::corn:
Emma's search for a virtual father figure is over, get the adoption papers ready for classic.
no thanks. The teens I have/had were more than enough to gray my hair.
Is republican the new lesbian?
She reminds me of my 13 year old daughter, right after she's come home from a friend's house all hyped up on caffeine, sugar, and attitude. This is something I know about.
I thought the same. I forgot about impulse control.I thought she would comply.
My own was grown up by the age of 5 but I remember how it was for me, my siblings and friends at the time.
There's something to be said for the unabashed exuberance of youth.
Yup. As I said, it's quite entertaining.
Whomever SE is, I'll say this - she's a smart cookie. It just makes me kind of sad to see that kind of intelligence wasted this way.
...and now their more mature than you!
"they're"
That is all. Carry on.
Oh Queen - you're arguing with a 15 year old. . .
: : : chuckles : : : We know how futile that is, eh classic?
I know, it's my lame attempt at humor. I know better than to debate politics, poetry, or intellegence with her - not worth my time. But she made a few lame attempts at being a grammar nazi - just pointing out the error of her ways.
Emma is another example of how kids who know nothing, think they know everything. Those with the least to say, run their mouth the most. It's fitting that she chose a lying, retarded, asshole, like Glenn Beck in her video. Maybe she likes being teabagged? Oh wait, she likes doing the tea bagging.
She is too young to have any historical reference within her own lifetime, and she obviously isn't the brightest bulb on the tree.
...she obviously isn't the brightest bulb on the tree.
That's not what
she said. :dunce:
She reminds me of my 13 year old daughter, right after she's come home from a friend's house all hyped up on caffeine, sugar, and attitude. This is something I know about.
Attitude is good... it helps build character!
yeh - my kids were the same way when they were that young and immature.
Fortunately I skipped that whole immature business and went right on in to maturity!
Yup. As I said, it's quite entertaining.
Whomever SE is, I'll say this - she's a smart cookie. It just makes me kind of sad to see that kind of intelligence wasted this way.
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It's not being wasted... as we speak, I'm:[/SIZE]
1. learning 5 different languages
2. petitioning to drill for oil in Alaska
3. campaigning for my Presidential election
4. drafting a bill to have all PETA members deported to France
5. petitioning to make gun ownership man mandatory amongst all Americans
... and posting inappropriate images of yourself where you have been repeatedly told they are not wanted.
... and posting inappropriate images of yourself where you have been repeatedly told they are not wanted.
actually I've gotten about 50 private messages saying that they are wanted.
Bullshit - not from here you haven't.
actually I've gotten about 50 private messages saying that they are wanted.
if this is true - and that is higly suspect as, well, consider the source, but IF it is - I'm very concerned. This kind of trouble no one needs.
This could get as ugly as emma's own personality. I wonder if she is real or a wanking borderline - either way - she's a snake.
I vote ban.
Bullshit - not from here you haven't.
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I vote ban.
Have I done something wrong?
Emma, this is the owner/operator of The Cellar. Please stop posting inappropriate images of yourself here. Thank you.
I agree. If she is anything other than a psycho teen .... then again it doesn't matter.
Maybe thats her game - see how many sites she can get banned from.
Sorry all - I'm with L123 - Emma is on ignore. yeh I'm slow.
Fortunately I skipped that whole immature business and went right on in to maturity!
Someone get this delusional girl a mirror. She's the poster girl for immaturity.
Emma, this is the owner/operator of The Cellar. Please stop posting inappropriate images of yourself here. Thank you.
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1. learning 5 different languages
2. petitioning to drill for oil in Alaska
3. campaigning for my Presidential election
4. drafting a bill to have all PETA members deported to France
5. petitioning to make gun ownership man mandatory amongst all Americans
1. Learning different languages is code for "barely speak English". I do speak 4 languages.
2. This is tantamount to saying "I'm retarded"
3. You are campaigning for your own election to become president? You are aware that there is an age limit right? When did you want to run, 2048? It will take you that long to figure out that you don't know shit, then to figure out what you want to know, and then to actually learn something.
4. Again...retarded.
5. And extremely retarded.
None of those is impressive and 4 of them prove that you're a a complete idiot.
if this is true - and that is higly suspect as, well, consider the source, but IF it is - I'm very concerned. This kind of trouble no one needs.
This could get as ugly as emma's own personality. I wonder if she is real or a wanking borderline - either way - she's a snake.
I vote ban.
I second that. Ban the little troll.
Someone get this delusional girl a mirror. She's the poster girl for immaturity.
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Gee, a minute ago you thought you were mature and clever for posting idiotic graphics, and now all the sudden when someone is better at it than you, they are immature. What a hypocrite. No wonder you like the Republicans so much. What little brain you have has been brainwashed.
1. Learning different languages is code for "barely speak English". I do speak 4 languages.
2. This is tantamount to saying "I'm retarded"
3. You are campaigning for your own election to become president? You are aware that there is an age limit right? When did you want to run, 2048? It will take you that long to figure out that you don't know shit, then to figure out what you want to know, and then to actually learn something.
4. Again...retarded.
5. And extremely retarded.
None of those is impressive and 4 of them prove that you're [COLOR="Red"]a a[/COLOR] complete idiot.
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Can you do this?
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Make an animated gif of a retarded child calling me a homo with a psychotic lying television host? Yes, I could. But what's the point?
I second that. Ban the little troll.
Are you talking about classicman?
And yes, you are a complete idiot. Did you think that catching a typo makes you smart? Oh wait, you're dumb as a bag of hair. You might actually believe that. You believe enough other lies.
Are you talking about classicman?
Unlike you, classic has EARNED his place in this online community. We may not always agree, but at his worst, he's a lot smarter than you'll ever be. Hell, my 2 year old is brighter than you.
You, Emma "The Talker" Walker, know nothing, but run your mouth constantly. You're an insignificant, annoying, little troll without anything of value to say.
Gee, a minute ago you thought you were mature and clever for posting idiotic graphics, and now all the sudden when someone is better at it than you, they are immature. What a hypocrite. No wonder you like the Republicans so much. What little brain you have has been brainwashed.
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And yes, you are a complete idiot. Did you think that catching a typo makes you smart? Oh wait, you're dumb as a bag of hair. You might actually believe that. You believe enough other lies.
A bag of hair can neither be smart nor dumb... But someone who can't win an arguement with a 15 year old so he trys to get her banned is most definitely very dumb.
Emma, is it really your intention to alienate everyone here? If so, you've pretty much managed it. What now?
If it ever was your intention to join the forum and participate, it's probably not too late.
What is it you're hoping to get out of this place?
Guess you didn't get the reference/joke.
And chances are, in this thread, if you see an insult/suggestion for a ban/snide remark, it's probably directed at you, so asking "Did you mean Classicman?" "Did you mean Queen Of The Ryche?" is not cute and falls on deaf ears.
I say GOOD DAY.
Today this could be
The greatest day of our lives...
Intolerably irritating doesn't get much more irritating than this, does it?
A bag of hair can neither be smart nor dumb... But someone who can't win an arguement with a 15 year old so he trys to get her banned is most definitely very dumb.
Can't win? Put down the crack pipe. I've owned you from jump street. Just because you're too stupid to know when you've been beaten, doesn't mean you weren't.
Hey, the word is "argument" not "arguement". LOL!!!
Emma, if you want to impress us with your ability to learn. Try learning how to read lips.
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And the world comes alive
And the world comes alive
Emma, is it really your intention to alienate everyone here? If so, you've pretty much managed it. What now?
If it ever was your intention to join the forum and participate, it's probably not too late.
What is it you're hoping to get out of this place?
If I'm alienating people it probably because they're dope smoking liberals who don't like my moral values as a devoted Christian... and ladys are usually jealous of me do to my hotness.
Honestly Emma, I don't think it's that. In fact, you seem to have pissed off the conservatives more than the liberals. Just so you know, there are plenty of hot ladies in this place, so I don't think it's that either.
If I'm alienating people it probably because they're dope smoking liberals who don't like my moral values as a devoted Christian... and ladys are usually jealous of me do to my hotness.
TRANSLATION: Please ban me so I can find another board to be an ugly, ignorant, poorly educated, immoral, big mouthed, troll.
Guess you didn't get the reference/joke.
And chances are, in this thread, if you see an insult/suggestion for a ban/snide remark, it's probably directed at you, so asking "Did you mean Classicman?" "Did you mean Queen Of The Ryche?" is not cute and falls on deaf ears.
I say GOOD DAY.
Are you speaking to Radar?
Honestly Emma, I don't think it's that. In fact, you seem to have pissed off the conservatives more than the liberals. Just so you know, there are plenty of hot ladies in this place, so I don't think it's that either.
Emma is neither hot, nor a lady.
Intolerably irritating doesn't get much more irritating than this, does it?
No, it doesn't... We just need to learn to ignore members like him!Wow, this proves that the education system is a failure in Baltimore. Emma is irritating, ignorant, poorly educated, immoral, completely stupid, annoying, and disliked by everyone who knows her. Emma Walker, is a worthless, pathetic, weak, little troll.
Hey, the word is "argument" not "arguement". LOL!!!
[CENTER][SIZE="4"]Pointing out a typo isn't pwnage![/SIZE][/CENTER]
Emma has the charm of Ann Coulter, the wit of Sarah Palin, the education of Glenn Beck, the good looks of Rush Limbaugh, the morality and sanity of Kirk Cameron, and the stupidity and immaturity to consider this a compliment.
[CENTER][SIZE=4]Pointing out a typo isn't pwnage![/SIZE][/CENTER]
The letter U and the letter E aren't near each other on the keyboard. It wasn't a typo, it was a spelling error...dumb ass.
Stay close to me
Stay close to me
Wtach the world come alive tonight
Can one of the mods remove that picture? Is that possible?
Emma, regardless of whether your initial intention on joining us was innocent, you are clearly acting like a troll. Or you are a troll. I'm really not sure which. You've been asked by a number of people not to. You've had other people attempt to explain the culture and mores of this community. You are either unwilling to take those messages on board and are acting out in finest teenage fashion, in which case please take your strop elsewhere, it's deadly dull now; or you were a troll from day one, in which case you've had your fun, now please go have it somewhere else.
Right now all that's coming accross for sure is that your current intent is to 'make' us ban you. If that is the case, then you are very close to achieving your goal, I suspect. You'll tromp off to another forum and cast your little whirlwind, whilst wearing the number of site-bans you've accumulated as a neat little badge. We'll have forgotten you by the middle of next week. C'est la vie.
If that isn't what you want, then start pulling back a little.
Emma, if you want to impress us with your ability to learn. Try learning how to read lips.
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Little white box with a red X in it?
...is that a joke that only flaming liberals will understand?
TRANSLATION: Please ban me so I can find another board to be an ugly, ignorant, poorly educated, immoral, big mouthed, troll.
Your "funniness" is broken!
Emma has the charm of Ann Coulter, the wit of Sarah Palin, the education of Glenn Beck, the good looks of Rush Limbaugh, the morality and sanity of Kirk Cameron, and the stupidity and immaturity to consider this a compliment.
You need to lay off the caffeine...
Spin
Spin
Spin
Little white box with a red X in it?
...is that a joke that only flaming liberals will understand?
Here you go...Is this clear enough for you?
The letter U and the letter E aren't near each other on the keyboard. It wasn't a typo, it was a spelling error...dumb ass.
[CENTER][SIZE="5"]The U wasn't when the typo occured![/SIZE]
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Here you go...Is this clear enough for you?
I think he's saying:
"liberals suck and Radar likes playing leapfrog with hairy naked men"
[CENTER][SIZE=5]The U wasn't when the typo occured![/SIZE]
...give up you can't out outwit me![/CENTER]
In order for me to outwit you, I'd have to first wait for you to obtain some wit.
The word is spelled "occurred" not "occured"
Emma, regardless of whether your initial intention on joining us was innocent, you are clearly acting like a troll.
What is Radar acting like?
What is Radar acting like?
Like the guy who owns your sorry stupid ass.
In order for me to outwit you, I'd have to first wait for you to obtain some wit.
The word is spelled "occurred" not "occured"
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Ban.
I don't think Radar should be banned... but that's your opinion!
Like the guy who owns your sorry stupid ass.
I don't even have a donkey... and if I did it wouldn't be sorry or stupid!
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21479
That's not fair because there was not choice for:
Don't ban Emma because she's the smartest one here.
The most fun thing is to ignore trolls. It makes them furious and they look even more silly when they rage.
To use the line going around
You're at a 10, we need you at about a 3.
tailpost, so forgive me if this joke's been made, but....
I'm pretty sure her knob goes to 11.
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Wow, I go to work, do a little shopping, come home, and someone's shat all over the living room.
Someone's off their meds.....
Radar, for heaven's sake, shut up. You guys are worse than my kids bickering, yet frighteningly similar. I swear, this gal's M.O. is eerily similar to an argument with my daughter -- circular and maddening. Except my daughter wouldn't put in this kind of time, she's got better things to do.
What about the rest of you? You got better things to do?
Not me right now. I'm taking a break...but I'd rather play with the big kids. :)
What about the rest of you? You got better things to do?
Right now? Too many to count. But this level of work avoidance is, frankly, hard work. The thing I really should be doing at the moment involves banging my head against a brick wall after running down several frustratingly blind alleys.
Now would be an excellent time for one of you good dwellar-folk to hand me a joint.
Sure, I've got other things to do, but would they be as fun as punishing this troll?
Don't get too carried away Radar, we're not Judge Dredd. Irritating she may be, but if she is a kid, making comments about her dead mum might be considered a little low.
Akin to comments about someone's friend dying on 9/11 - when we all know that's a fib? I don't know Dana, my BS meter's been fairly pegged reading all this stuff.
I hadn't even considered that it could be true...
Yeah. I thought that when I saw it in the list of facts about her. But then there were a couple of questions/barbed comments relating to her mum (whether or not she knew what she was doing etc) and she didn't make a big deal out of them. Right now my instincts say shes trying to get banned, and she's delighting in getting rises out of us. But she hasn't acted like a troll over that bit.