I'm a Complex Simpleton... how about you?
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]What's your title and how did you get it?[/COLOR][/SIZE]

LJ channelled mine directly from the FSM.
Oh, and by the way, you're not a complex simpleton anymore.
An ROUS is a Rodent of Unusual Size, I just don't believe in them.
LJ channelled mine directly from the FSM.
Oh, and by the way, you're not a complex simpleton anymore.
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Yeah, now I'm a Pithy Euphemist[/COLOR][/SIZE]

This is gonna be a long thread :)
:lol:
Nah, she'll catch on sooner or later. ;)
An ROUS is a Rodent of Unusual Size, I just don't believe in them.
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Unusually large or unusually small...[/COLOR]
If you knew the answer to that question, you wouldn't have to ask it.
If you knew the answer to that question, you wouldn't have to ask it.
:confused:
As with any question, I suppose.
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Yeah, now I'm a Pithy Euphemist[/COLOR][/SIZE]
You're like ... 13, aren't you?
Emma, do you have study hall with computer access or something? Or do you get the whole week off for Thanksgiving?
:lol:
Nah, she'll catch on sooner or later. ;)
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Oh... it's computer generated isn't it? [/COLOR]

If you knew the answer to that question, you wouldn't have to ask it.

Young lady, this is not the kind of board where we speak in pictures. We use actual words. Like an essay. Like the one you have due for your English class on Vanity Fair and the implications of Becky Sharpe's eye color that you've been putting off.
You're like ... 13, aren't you?
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Not anymore I'm not...[/COLOR][/SIZE]

With friends like her, who needs emma-mas?
You're like ... 13, aren't you?
Close, 15... maybe 16 by now.
Emma, do you have study hall with computer access or something? Or do you get the whole week off for Thanksgiving?
I don't go to public high shcool. It seems that my IQ is intimidating to the other students.
I don't go to public high shcool. It seems that my IQ is intimidating to the other students.
I can see that! ;) Now get back to
shcool.
I don't go to public high shcool. It seems that my IQ is intimidating to the other students.
They have study halls in private high schools too. Or are you saying you are home schooled?
I can see that! ;) Now get back to shcool.
I'm the home school prom queen!
Welcome prom queen. I am the Strawberry Festival Co-queen. The other co-queens will be along shortly!
:welcome:
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Oh yeah... Well I'm the Queen of my Street![/COLOR][/SIZE]

Part of that sign is missing. I believe it used to read:
Queen Emma State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
That's just because you're old and the font isn't quite big enough for you to read yet.
emma, chick, please try to type like a normal person in a normal font if you plan to still around. I know you're special, but it isn't coming across as the sort of special you'd want to advertise. Just sayin'
Ah signfeld, I was hoping you'd show up.
That's just because you're old and the font isn't quite big enough for you to read yet.
It's true. I am very old. :(
Whippersnapper.
the was LJ before the haircut.
You can't use the word Whoring, she's like 14 -you'll get us closed down!!11!11! :eek:
Part of that sign is missing. I believe it used to read:
Queen Emma State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Not anymore... I'm on the Ritalin now![/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Weeeee...[/COLOR]
emma, chick, please try to type like a normal person in a normal font if you plan to still around. I know you're special, but it isn't coming across as the sort of special you'd want to advertise. Just sayin'
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]If they didn't want us to use different font sizes and colors it be made available...[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Red"]...your not a mod or admin are you?[/COLOR][/SIZE] ;)
I'll leave you to do your own research on both of those topics.
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that? And what was this other forum where you learned about us?
[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]If they didn't want us to use different font sizes and colors it be made available...[/COLOR]
For those times an ordinary font and color just don't say enough. Like makeup or the perfect sexy dress, overdoing it just negates the effect.
In other words, don't be a font ho! :p
This has all the makings of[COLOR="White"] .... (PD)[/COLOR]
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that?
John Bainz
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that? And what was this other forum where you learned about us?
Yeah, we want to track that member down and use them as the main ingredient in German pervert chili. ;)
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that? And what was this other forum where you learned about us?
Her user name is Wickedly_Tasteful but I'm not going spam another forum on here... that would be wrong!
Besides I hate that place because it's full of fat and ugly ladys who are jealous of a certain someone's youth and beauty... and her IQ of 127.
Now now, Sam, like every parade, this too shall pass. :lol:
This has all the makings of[COLOR="White"] .... (PD)[/COLOR]
Whats... (PD)
Thats the right answer. Welcome.
Her user name is Wickedly_Tasteful but I'm not going spam another forum on here... that would be wrong!
Besides I hate that place because it's full of fat and ugly ladys who are jealous of a certain someone's youth and beauty... and her IQ of 127.
Sticks and stones and all of that.
127. OOh. I'm scared. You're low-average for around here.
I recall someone else running around here, spouting off about IQ and intelligence and all that rot.
loads of really high IQ's at the meetings I attend. Loads of them. Can't swing a cat without hitting a Mensa member or similar.
where'd that ever get them, I ask?
Yeah, and they should note that online IQ assessments don't really count.
However, if you can draw Cubby, you can get an art scholarship.
:lol2:
Yeah, and they should note that online IQ assessments don't really count.
However, if you can draw Cubby, you can get an art scholarship.
:lol2:
Hey! I'll have you know that it's a
very discriminating art school! I am up to Clyde now. Junior level, you know.
Her user name is Wickedly_Tasteful but I'm not going spam another forum on here... that would be wrong!
Besides I hate that place because it's full of fat and ugly ladys who are jealous of a certain someone's youth and beauty... and her IQ of 127.
Sticks and stones and all of that.
127. OOh. I'm scared. You're low-average for around here.
I never said that the certain someone was me.
Hey! I'll have you know that it's a very discriminating art school! I am up to Clyde now. Junior level, you know.
I could never master that stupid lookin' turtle. What was that one named? Blew all my dreams of art and Paree right out of the water. Stupid turtle.
I signed up to sell Christmas cards from the back of one of those magazines once. They sent me a big book with all these sample cards glued into it. I never sold a card, but had fun tearing all those samples out of the book and playing with them.
I recall someone else running around here, spouting off about IQ and intelligence and all that rot.
loads of really high IQ's at the meetings I attend. Loads of them. Can't swing a cat without hitting a Mensa member or similar.
where'd that ever get them, I ask?
Covered in cat hair?
Oh, and online IQ tests really don't count.
I signed up to sell Christmas cards from the back of one of those magazines once. They sent me a big book with all these sample cards glued into it. I never sold a card, but had fun tearing all those samples out of the book and playing with them.
HAHAHAHAHA - My brother and I did that too. We actually sent a few of them too. Good memory - thanks for the reminder.
<till giggling about that>
ok lets play it this way then - T/F questions . . .
You are not old enough to drive.
Is that like old enough legally, or old enough as in feet can reach the pedals?
Don't start ya manc tart!
ok lets play it this way then - T/F questions . . .
You are not old enough to drive.
She's 15 according to what she states in other forums. And no, I didn't let her loose on the cellar. I just googled her for the hell of it. :cool:
Welcome prom queen. I am the Strawberry Festival Co-queen. The other co-queens will be along shortly!
:welcome:
Just out of curiosity, the Strawberry Festival in Alma Center?
No, one in Troy OH. :)
But, you know, ahem, I wasn't reallllllly queen. :o
She's 15 according to what she states in other forums. And no, I didn't let her loose on the cellar. I just googled her for the hell of it. :cool:
That's stalker crazy... So what did you find?
1. I'm a Libertarian.
2. I've been banned for having an opinion. [SIZE="1"](more than once)[/SIZE]
3. I'm in love with an older man.
4. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan.
5. I love my stepsister more than anyone in the world.
6. I love socks.
7. There's a famous picture on the internet of a penny stuck to my hip.
8. I really, really don't like Liberals [SIZE="1"](but not hate)[/SIZE]
9. I write a lot of poems.
10. I'm pretty damn sexy :rolleyes:
1. I'm a Libertarian.
Oh, that changes things. First, you need to
go here. Report back when you've finished reading.
1. I'm a Libertarian.
[COLOR="Blue"](Yeh, you and UG) [/COLOR]
2. I've been banned for having an opinion.
[COLOR="Blue"]Gee really?[/COLOR]
3. I'm in love with an older man.
[COLOR="Blue"]What is he 17?[/COLOR]
4. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan.
[COLOR="Blue"]Shock[/COLOR]
5. I love my stepsister more than anyone in the world.
[COLOR="Blue"]Potential[/COLOR]
6. I love socks.
[COLOR="Blue"]In your mouth?[/COLOR]
7. There's a famous picture on the internet of a penny stuck to my hip.
[COLOR="Blue"]Link required or it didn't happen. (we'z haz rulz)[/COLOR]
8. I really, really don't like Liberals
[COLOR="Blue"]Shock & Awe[/COLOR]
9. I write a lot of poems.
[COLOR="Blue"]Ohes noz[/COLOR]
10. I'm pretty damn sexy
[COLOR="Blue"]Haggis[/COLOR]
Oh, that changes things. First, you need to go here. Report back when you've finished reading.
OK I'm done reading... and this is what it said.

[COLOR="Blue"](Yeh, you and UG) [/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Gee really?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]What is he 17?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Shock[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Potential[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]In your mouth?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Link required or it didn't happen. (we'z haz rulz)[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Shock & Awe[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Ohes noz[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Haggis[/COLOR]
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]!!! WEAK !!![/COLOR][/SIZE]
[COLOR="Blue"]Link required or it didn't happen. (we'z haz rulz)[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]That photo has been known to turn gay men straight![/SIZE][/COLOR] :joylove:
OK I'm done reading... and this is what it said.

Of course, I shall remind Clod not to use jokes that requires an IQ over 130 to get.
1. I'm a Libertarian.
VOTE EMMA (Republican)
1a. I'm confused.
:lol: Nice work Classic.
So, Emma, who was the most libertarian candidate in the last US presidential election?
[Evil laugh]
That's stalker crazy... So what did you find?
No this is stalker crazy...
Link1
Link2
Link3
Link4
[URL="http://www.websitebabble.com/members/starring_emma.html"]
Link5[/URL]
That is just for starters. One needs to be careful what one posts on the interwebs.
I am not James Dalphonse. Some annoying guy with that username got pissed when I made it my user title. I changed it when I got a PM from, I think, UT or Bruce.
PW - I still laugh every time I read your usertitle. That guy was Phun-knee
That's stalker crazy... So what did you find?
1. I'm a Libertarian.
2. I've been banned for having an opinion. [SIZE="1"](more than once)[/SIZE]
3. I'm in love with an older man.
4. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan.
5. I love my stepsister more than anyone in the world.
6. I love socks.
7. There's a famous picture on the internet of a penny stuck to my hip.
8. I really, really don't like Liberals [SIZE="1"](but not hate)[/SIZE]
9. I write a lot of poems.
10. I'm pretty damn sexy :rolleyes:
I found mention of #7, not the pic itself. I have a short little span of attention. Classicman should be your favorite stalker. :eek:
Of course, I shall remind Clod not to use jokes that requires an IQ over 130 to get.
Um... OK
Libertarian isn't on the ticket.
That is just for starters. One needs to be careful what one posts on the interwebs.
One needs to stop stalking and hating people because they have different political views than you do...
my aging eyes thank you for toning down the font.
Emma, internet research isn't stalking. If you post stuff about yourself all over the place, people can and will find it and put it together. If that bothers you, don't post so much.
You might do some research of your own. Classicman is a centre-right republican-ish person in most things, so his political views are pretty similar to yours.
I don't think he hates you. If he does, it is probably for something to do with your personality and/or behaviour, rather than your political views.
ETA: The libertarianism question was a reference to an argument between two of our more ... how shall I say ... strong-willed dwellars that took place on November 5th, 2008. Urbane Guerrila (strong right republican + self-described libertarian) and Radar (off-the-scale libertarian) were arguing about who was the most libertarian candidate. The debate was ended by a comment that you see preserved in my signature line.
I found mention of #7, not the pic itself. I have a short little span of attention. Classicman should be your favorite stalker. :eek:
[SIZE="5"]Your quest to find the picture shall be a cubersome one.[/SIZE]
my aging eyes thank you for toning down the font.
I would think that large text would help your aging eyes...
Emma, internet research isn't stalking. If you post stuff about yourself all over the place, people can and will find it and put it together. If that bothers you, don't post so much.
You might do some research of your own. Classicman is a centre-right republican-ish person in most things, so his political views are pretty similar to yours.
I don't think he hates you. If he does, it is probably for something to do with your personality and/or behaviour, rather than your political views.
ETA: The libertarianism question was a reference to an argument between two of our more ... how shall I say ... strong-willed dwellars that took place on November 5th, 2008. Urbane Guerrila (strong right republican + self-described libertarian) and Radar (off-the-scale libertarian) were arguing about who was the most libertarian candidate. The debate was ended by a comment that you see preserved in my signature line.
[SIZE="4"]Are you an admin? Am I in trouble again?[/SIZE]

I would think that large text would help your aging eyes...
Then you should use a few more of those IQ points when thinking ;)
If you take the time to look around, you will discover that the cellar has a place for all sorts of nutters, hooligans and arseholes and there will be a place for you too. But if you storm in like a bull in a china shop, being rude to those who do welcome you and try to help you find your spot, then you will remain friendless and you will get hurt and leave. It's hard to get banned from the cellar, but it's easy to be ignored, even if you're a bigger attention ho than drax. Actually we should hook you two up, you'd be perfect together.....
...anyway, no one is going to diss you for your age, looks or opinions ....just for how you present them. Shove them in our faces and you will get them shoved right back. This is not a tiny-teen forum. Teens are welcome, but you'll get no respect if you behave like Britney on acid.
Yes, you are getting the attention you crave now. This is the settling in and adjustment period. If you are indeed intelligent, opinionated and outgoing as you claim, you will fit in very well. If you are in fact forum trash as you appear, no-one will notice when you stop posting. that is all, now go squeeze those pimples.
Libertarian isn't on the ticket.
http://www.bayr.org/
The best thing about a tree is what it's made in to once it's cut down.-Rush Limbaugh
Please little girl. You are in way over your head here. No self respecting Libertarian would EVER be caught quoting the grandest of all assholes.
Then you should use a few more of those IQ points when thinking ;)
If you take the time to look around, you will discover that the cellar has a place for all sorts of nutters, hooligans and arseholes and there will be a place for you too. But if you storm in like a bull in a china shop, being rude to those who do welcome you and try to help you find your spot, then you will remain friendless and you will get hurt and leave. It's hard to get banned from the cellar, but it's easy to be ignored, even if you're a bigger attention ho than drax. Actually we should hook you two up, you'd be perfect together.....
...anyway, no one is going to diss you for your age, looks or opinions ....just for how you present them. Shove them in our faces and you will get them shoved right back. This is not a tiny-teen forum. Teens are welcome, but you'll get no respect if you behave like Britney on acid.
Yes, you are getting the attention you crave now. This is the settling in and adjustment period. If you are indeed intelligent, opinionated and outgoing as you claim, you will fit in very well. If you are in fact forum trash as you appear, no-one will notice when you stop posting. that is all, now go squeeze those pimples.
I realise that as a newb I have to put up with the hazing from the regular people... and I'm willing to do that. I do like this place and as many of you have seen I do test drive a lot of forums and I find that this one has a good selection of personalitys... So think of me as family from now on!
[SIZE="6"]YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA[/SIZE]
Young lady, this is not the kind of board where we speak in pictures.
That's not strictly true. If Starring Emma is at least 18, she is welcome to share all the expressive, arty pictures of herself that she wants. Sometimes, that speaks volumes.
I realise that as a newb I have to put up with the hazing from the regular people... and I'm willing to do that. I do like this place and as many of you have seen I do test drive a lot of forums and I find that this one has a good selection of personalitys... So think of me as family from now on!
YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA
Lotta spelling errors for one who proclaims to be so bright.
Well you've been here a total of what - -12 hours and you keep asking if you are in trouble. Seems to me that is your goal.
Where is Ibby when you need him?
That's not strictly true. If Starring Emma is at least 18, she is welcome to share all the expressive, arty pictures of herself that she wants. Sometimes, that speaks volumes.
Gonna have to wait 2 years for that Els.
wow. I think I'm grateful there was no 'Net when I was a teenager.
Please little girl. You are in way over your head here. No self respecting Libertarian would EVER be caught quoting the grandest of all assholes.
Rush is like a [SIZE="5"]GOD[/SIZE] you Liberal heathen!
Yeah, I checked out some of the links Classic put up. She's got great potential in the eye candy department. So far, pretty pedestrian teenage kid posts, though. Nothing that makes my twit-o-meter do anything except flash out "Twit! Twit! Twit!", anyway.
Emma, we've had other posters here who were as young as you. I think perhaps one has survived to become Cellar family. May the force be with you. I recommend sticking to the "don't be intolerably irritating" new member admonition.
Ibby, any advice for the wee lassie?
There's no hazing until we love you. like i said -not tiny teen time. ktxbai.
Yeah, I checked out some of the links Classic put up. She's got great potential in the eye candy department. So far, pretty pedestrian teenage kid posts, though.
Apparently more than one other forum has come to the conclusion that she's actually a fictional teen trolling to catch pervs online. I was skeptical, but I have to say... I'm slowly leaning towards too much eye candy, posted too willingly, with too little evidence of who the hell is taking all these pictures of her and her stepsister. Her myspace page says
Who I'd like to meet:
Girls of all ages but boys between 14 and 18 yrs. old only! I may make an exeption to this rule but you would have to email me and let me get to know you first and then I'd make up my mind if I want you as a friend or not! My email address is [email]beccaandemma@gmail.com[/email] I have zero tolerance for disgusting and vulgar people and you don't get a second chance! If you say anything disgusting and vulgar on my page or in a message to me I will block you and report you!
She'd
consider an older man, you see, but only if he sweet-talked her. :headshake What would be awesome is if the other forums' suspicions were right, and "Emma" registered under another username to tell us all about her job as a statutory-perv-catcher. But I bet it won't happen.
Well, that makes perfect sense, Clod. I think I shall put "her" on Ignore, now.
And...done! If she's still around here in a year and no one has been arrested yet, perhaps I'll take her off Ignore.
Followup poll: If you were arrested, would you use your one phone call to call someone you were sure would post what happened to you?
wow. I think I'm grateful there was no 'Net when I was a teenager.
I think that teenagers are grateful that there was no internet when you were a teenager aswell... no wait... I guess it wouldn't matter to us if you had internet 50 years ago.
[SIZE="5"]HA! AGE BURN![/SIZE]
I win!
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]...if you're an admin I'd like to say that I'm only kidding![/SIZE][/COLOR]
it's really very simple. anyone with the word 'starring' in their user name is a one dimensional attention whore. fun to ridicule.... if you care to.....but really it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Narcissistic attention seeker.
Missing daddy's love because he is too busy catching crooks, needs to troll for attention of any kind from grown ups. Am I in trouble yet? how about now? Was that enough? Hey LOOK AT ME!!! Am I sexy enough to be jail-bait yet?
She's cute but I'd hate to be her boyfriend. One crazy fit after another.
Thanks Emma, come back when you're 25.
Either that or an undercover troll. Good hunting if you are.
it's really very simple. anyone with the word 'starring' in their user name is a one dimensional attention whore. fun to ridicule.... if you care to.....but really it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
[SIZE="4"]OK, OK, OK [/SIZE]so when can I stop being the picked on newbie and start being a part of this forum?
[SIZE="1"]...and don't tell me that I have to support anti Americanism/Micheal Moore unborn baby killers who love trees more than humans! [/SIZE]
Y'all sure this is not Tiki in disguise? :D
That's not strictly true. If Starring Emma is at least 18, she is welcome to share all the expressive, arty pictures of herself that she wants. Sometimes, that speaks volumes.
Down, Els, down!
If you aren't a troll, or some manifestation of an earlier, batshit crazy dwellar, then really all you need to do to fit in is stick around and not be too *thinks* in our faces from the start.
Join in with existing threads, rather than starting a bunch yourself. You've already toned down your presentation some (pictures and giant coloured fonts), so that's cool. Strongly held political views are a plus, but wide assertions about the capacities and proclivities of the other side can be dangerous, and are more or less guaranteed to alienate you from a wide section of the community: if you don't let the community get to know you a little first.
Right now, I'm inclined not to think you are a troll. I think you probably are the age you say you are, and that you are putting everything out there. Which is fine, but when getting to know a group of people, there's a balance to be struck between letting them understand you and seeking to understand them.
I hope I'm right and I hope you do stick around.
Yes, there is an unfiltered side to all of us.
Y'all sure this is not Tiki in disguise? :D
Who is Tiki?
If you aren't a troll, or some manifestation of an earlier, batshit crazy dwellar, then really all you need to do to fit in is stick around and not be too *thinks* in our faces from the start.
Join in with existing threads, rather than starting a bunch yourself. You've already toned down your presentation some (pictures and giant coloured fonts), so that's cool. Strongly held political views are a plus, but wide assertions about the capacities and proclivities of the other side can be dangerous, and are more or less guaranteed to alienate you from a wide section of the community: if you don't let the community get to know you a little first.
Right now, I'm inclined not to think you are a troll. I think you probably are the age you say you are, and that you are putting everything out there. Which is fine, but when getting to know a group of people, there's a balance to be struck between letting them understand you and seeking to understand them.
I hope I'm right and I hope you do stick around.
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Pink"]T[COLOR="Blue"]H[COLOR="DarkOrange"]A[COLOR="Cyan"]N[COLOR="Plum"]K[COLOR="Plum"]S[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I'm sorry guys, I have no patience for this shit.
<bites tongue>
Who is Tiki?
Someone who arrived here in a flurry of threads and poetry and abrasive opinions. Or rather, opinions delivered in an abrasive manner. Which in itself connects to the earlier comment about PD. It really isn't a story worth telling :P
... nor a bad memory we wish to relive.
Hey Emma, if you are so smart and interested learn to use the search function and do some of your homework. Research the Cellar and learn a little about the people you are communicating with.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I'm sorry guys, I have no patience for this shit.
<bites tongue>
Don't apologize!
[SIZE="4"]
Liberals are always apologizing...[/SIZE] :smack:
... nor a bad memory we wish to relive.
Hey Emma, if you are so smart and interested learn to use the search function and do some of your homework. Research the Cellar and learn a little about the people you are communicating with.
OK, I'll get right on that! ;)
I knew it! Classic's been a secret liberal this whole time!
Hahahahahahaaa.
Damn pinko commie liberal bleeding-heart rassa fraassa...
;)
Someone who arrived here in a flurry of threads and poetry and abrasive opinions. Or rather, opinions delivered in an abrasive manner. Which in itself connects to the earlier comment about PD. It really isn't a story worth telling :P
The only similarity I see is the poetry...
...and a lot of people like poetry!What's with all the mudslinging ladies and gentlemen?:eyebrow:
Who are you again?
Really, we don't need you to mediate long-running jokes between long-time dwellars. But thanks for playing along at home. We'll send you the home game "Shaw and Classic Duke It Out" by Milton Bradley.
What's with all the mudslinging ladies and gentlemen?:eyebrow:
[SIZE="1"]Conservativism outsmarts the Liberal masses and that pisses off the tree huggeres.[/SIZE]
Hey Emma, if you are so smart and interested learn to use the search function and do some of your homework. Research the Cellar and learn a little about the people you are communicating with.
Emma
If you are who classic's links show you to be then do what he suggests here.
You might find your self not being booted for a change. :)
I hope it works out for you.
What's with all the mudslinging ladies and gentlemen?:eyebrow:
I hope I am not mudslinging. I like her.
I don't think he hates you. If he does, it is probably for something to do with your personality and/or behaviour, rather than your political views.
My personality and behavior are two of my most awesome traits next to beauty and brains.
that and you modesty - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGISSSSSS
it's really very simple. anyone with the word 'starring' in their user name is a one dimensional attention whore. fun to ridicule.... if you care to.....but really it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

that and you modesty - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGISSSSSS
That and you spelling of the word
"your"It's hard to get banned from the cellar, but it's easy to be ignored, even if you're a bigger attention ho than drax. Actually we should hook you two up, you'd be perfect together.....
You owe me a new monitor for that one mon.
That and you spelling of the word "your"
Bad idea to try the spelling/grammar nazi approach if your own spelling /grammar is questionable. This is particularly the case where the nazi manages to mangle their own grammar and/or spelling in the same post that takes issue with another poster's spelling/grammar.
shut up ya manc tart! you're just feeding the nice officers.
Isn't she a bit on the mature side for Draxxie? :P
shut up ya manc tart! you're just feeding the nice officers.
Hey. Officers gotta eat, man.
Bad idea to try the spelling/grammar nazi approach if your own spelling /grammar is questionable. This is particularly the case where the nazi manages to mangle their own grammar and/or spelling in the same post that takes issue with another poster's spelling/grammar.
[SIZE="4"]This is exactly my point![/SIZE]
spelling/grammar nazi shouldn't be shooting their mouthes if they can't even spell the word "YOUR"
Um, honey, that should be "nazis" and "mouths." Probably best if you step down from the podium now.....
- Shows up uninvited and tells us how to type
- Has to be the center of attention
- She even has the spelling and grammar skills of a cop
I'm telling you she's a cop! ;)
I was hoping she'd go away after I posted all the other sites she was on.
Oh well - so much for hope. Ignore it is, then.
- Shows up uninvited and tells us how to type
- Has to be the center of attention
- She even has the spelling and grammar skills of a cop
I'm telling you she's a cop! ;)
Are you talking about "Queen of the Ryche"
Um, honey, that should be "nazis" and "mouths." Probably best if you step down from the podium now.....
[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Nobody likes a spelling/grammar Nazi...[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Down, Els, down!
Clod's speculation about Emma being an uncover teen substitute trolling for morons rang home very true with me. There shall be no more interaction between she and I. I may be a man ho, but (1) no girls under 18, and in practice, under, like, 40 and (2) I ain't a stupid man ho.
Your quest to find the picture shall be a cubersome one.
As long as it's not cucumbersome, we ought to be OK.
Clod's speculation about Emma being an uncover teen substitute trolling for morons rang home very true with me. There shall be no more interaction between she and I. I may be a man ho, but (1) no girls under 18, and in practice, under, like, 40 and (2) I ain't a stupid man ho.
HUH? Clod? Where did she ever get such an idea? Well, I never. I was pretty sure I was the leveler of all suspicion.
Nothing against you Clod. Just pointing out the timing of the Joan of Arc's tut-tut against anyone who cast aspersions against her charity case of the month.
Fuck you too.
There, that's settled.
OMG - looking back at this thread in a few months or years . . .
OMG - looking back at this thread in a few months or years . . .
...and? ...and? :unsure:
I wanna know when Dana and Shawnee are going to kiss and make up. That might be worth watching.
I wanna know when Dana and Shawnee are going to kiss and make up. That might be worth watching.
you mean if they use tongue?
OMG - looking back at this thread in a few months or years . . .
and still neither of them will be able to type the correct characters to get a :p
Well, at least it's entertaining. I needed a giggle or two.
IMHO, she isn't a cop.
She has said daddy is either a DEA or FBI or some such. You'd have to be even dumber than the average pedophile to chase that piece of jailbait. So if she is a cop she's trolling for the really stupid pervs.
IMHO, she isn't a cop.
She has said daddy is either a DEA or FBI or some such. You'd have to be even dumber than the average pedophile to chase that piece of jailbait. So if she is a cop she's trolling for the really stupid pervs.
My Mom was a cop and my Dad is kind of a cop.
Ya know zen - thats a good point. should I repeat it a third or fourth time?
Now you're mad at me...!?
I like some action better than all that lovie dovie stuff.
Well now, I know you're of age... baby.:blush:
IMHO, she isn't a cop.
She has said daddy is either a DEA or FBI or some such. You'd have to be even dumber than the average pedophile to chase that piece of jailbait. So if she is a cop she's trolling for the really stupid pervs.
Here on the cellar? Stupid pervs? :lol2:
If she was a cop wouldn't she have more of a low profile helpless victim attitude instead of this shock and awe MO? and here on the cellar?
Fishing for pervs on the cellar. That's a riot. More like blowing them out of the water. She's more inclined to attract a strangler.
That and you spelling of the word "your"
[SIZE="4"]This is exactly my point![/SIZE]
spelling/grammar nazi shouldn't be shooting their mouthes if they can't even spell the word "YOUR"
[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Nobody likes a spelling/grammar Nazi...[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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.......pssstttt..........then maybe you should stop trying to be one.......[/COLOR][/SIZE]
And the cop reference was about you, not me - I'm not an AW teen newb. Sorry. No soup for you.
I'm already tired of this.
Real person, teen, troller, undercover paedo-snagger... I don't care. Whatever it is, it's boring me already. It has nothng interesting to say. Whether it's pretend or real it comes across as all bubblegum and badly-painted toenails.
And yes, that's rude. And yes it's because I'm a bit grumpy. But I'll feel the same tomorrow.
Coventry I say.
I'm already tired of this.
Real person, teen, troller, undercover paedo-snagger... I don't care. Whatever it is, it's boring me already. It has nothng interesting to say. Whether it's pretend or real it comes across as all bubblegum and badly-painted toenails.
And yes, that's rude. And yes it's because I'm a bit grumpy. But I'll feel the same tomorrow.
Coventry I say.
Coventry.
COVENTRY!
Hiya SG - where ya been?
Coventry is less humane than simple banning... it's uncomfortable
Classic: in around, just not posting as much as I'd like.
When I get online, I simply don't have time to read all the threads, so I go for the squeaky wheel...
Which probably means I respond to facile things (as above) and miss proper Dwellar news :(
Got my Secret Santa sorted tho. And have posted a letter to Sarge.
So I am fulfilling Dwellar obligations (although both were a pleasure) in at least some respects!
UT: There's no bitch like a bleeding heart liberal bitch apparently...
Here on the cellar? Stupid pervs? :lol2:
If she was a cop wouldn't she have more of a low profile helpless victim attitude instead of this shock and awe MO? and here on the cellar?
Fishing for pervs on the cellar. That's a riot. More like blowing them out of the water. She's more inclined to attract a strangler.
...or a hobo killer.
I'm already tired of this.
Real person, teen, troller, undercover paedo-snagger... I don't care. Whatever it is, it's boring me already. It has nothng interesting to say. Whether it's pretend or real it comes across as all bubblegum and badly-painted toenails.
And yes, that's rude. And yes it's because I'm a bit grumpy. But I'll feel the same tomorrow.
Coventry I say.
Are you talking about classicman? He paints his toe nails?
Coventry is less humane than simple banning... it's uncomfortable
Well then lets bring on the classicman coventry!
We don't like you.
Shut up and go away.
On ignore now, and I suggest the rest of you do the same if it continues to provoke you.
time for the ban hammer? surely immaturity and constant aggravation for days are sufficient cause.
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]What's your title and how did you get it?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Are you the Emma that everyone keeps talking about?