I'm a Complex Simpleton... how about you?

Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:12 am
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]What's your title and how did you get it?[/COLOR][/SIZE]

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wolf • Nov 23, 2009 10:18 am
LJ channelled mine directly from the FSM.

Oh, and by the way, you're not a complex simpleton anymore.
regular.joe • Nov 23, 2009 10:28 am
An ROUS is a Rodent of Unusual Size, I just don't believe in them.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:32 am
wolf;610888 wrote:
LJ channelled mine directly from the FSM.

Oh, and by the way, you're not a complex simpleton anymore.


[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Yeah, now I'm a Pithy Euphemist[/COLOR][/SIZE]

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Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 10:34 am
Nope.
glatt • Nov 23, 2009 10:37 am
This is gonna be a long thread :)
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 10:38 am
:lol:

Nah, she'll catch on sooner or later. ;)
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:39 am
regular.joe;610890 wrote:
An ROUS is a Rodent of Unusual Size, I just don't believe in them.



[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Unusually large or unusually small...[/COLOR]
regular.joe • Nov 23, 2009 10:44 am
If you knew the answer to that question, you wouldn't have to ask it.
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 10:47 am
regular.joe;610898 wrote:
If you knew the answer to that question, you wouldn't have to ask it.


:confused:

As with any question, I suppose.
wolf • Nov 23, 2009 10:48 am
Starring_Emma;610892 wrote:
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Yeah, now I'm a Pithy Euphemist[/COLOR][/SIZE]



You're like ... 13, aren't you?
glatt • Nov 23, 2009 10:50 am
Emma, do you have study hall with computer access or something? Or do you get the whole week off for Thanksgiving?
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:51 am
Shawnee123;610896 wrote:
:lol:

Nah, she'll catch on sooner or later. ;)


[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Oh... it's computer generated isn't it? [/COLOR]

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Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:54 am
regular.joe;610898 wrote:
If you knew the answer to that question, you wouldn't have to ask it.


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wolf • Nov 23, 2009 10:57 am
Young lady, this is not the kind of board where we speak in pictures. We use actual words. Like an essay. Like the one you have due for your English class on Vanity Fair and the implications of Becky Sharpe's eye color that you've been putting off.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:01 am
wolf;610901 wrote:
You're like ... 13, aren't you?


[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Not anymore I'm not...[/COLOR][/SIZE]

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Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:03 am
With friends like her, who needs emma-mas?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 23, 2009 11:04 am
wolf;610901 wrote:
You're like ... 13, aren't you?
Close, 15... maybe 16 by now.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:05 am
glatt;610904 wrote:
Emma, do you have study hall with computer access or something? Or do you get the whole week off for Thanksgiving?


I don't go to public high shcool. It seems that my IQ is intimidating to the other students.
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:06 am
I don't go to public high shcool. It seems that my IQ is intimidating to the other students.


I can see that! ;) Now get back to shcool.
glatt • Nov 23, 2009 11:10 am
Starring_Emma;610915 wrote:
I don't go to public high shcool. It seems that my IQ is intimidating to the other students.


They have study halls in private high schools too. Or are you saying you are home schooled?
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:13 am
Shawnee123;610916 wrote:
I can see that! ;) Now get back to shcool.


I'm the home school prom queen!
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:14 am
Welcome prom queen. I am the Strawberry Festival Co-queen. The other co-queens will be along shortly!

:welcome:
monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:17 am
I'm the scrip queen....
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:21 am
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Oh yeah... Well I'm the Queen of my Street![/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:26 am
Part of that sign is missing. I believe it used to read:

Queen Emma State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:27 am
That's just because you're old and the font isn't quite big enough for you to read yet.
signfeld • Nov 23, 2009 11:28 am
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monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:29 am
emma, chick, please try to type like a normal person in a normal font if you plan to still around. I know you're special, but it isn't coming across as the sort of special you'd want to advertise. Just sayin'
monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:29 am
Ah signfeld, I was hoping you'd show up.
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:33 am
monster;610929 wrote:
That's just because you're old and the font isn't quite big enough for you to read yet.


It's true. I am very old. :(

Whippersnapper.
signfeld • Nov 23, 2009 11:33 am
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Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:33 am
Which dwellar is THAT?
monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:35 am
the was LJ before the haircut.

You can't use the word Whoring, she's like 14 -you'll get us closed down!!11!11! :eek:
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:35 am
Shawnee123;610928 wrote:
Part of that sign is missing. I believe it used to read:

Queen Emma State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.


[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Not anymore... I'm on the Ritalin now![/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Weeeee...[/COLOR]
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:43 am
monster;610931 wrote:
emma, chick, please try to type like a normal person in a normal font if you plan to still around. I know you're special, but it isn't coming across as the sort of special you'd want to advertise. Just sayin'


[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]If they didn't want us to use different font sizes and colors it be made available...[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Red"]...your not a mod or admin are you?[/COLOR][/SIZE] ;)
monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:47 am
I'll leave you to do your own research on both of those topics.
glatt • Nov 23, 2009 11:49 am
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that? And what was this other forum where you learned about us?
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 11:50 am
Starring_Emma;610943 wrote:
[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]If they didn't want us to use different font sizes and colors it be made available...[/COLOR]



For those times an ordinary font and color just don't say enough. Like makeup or the perfect sexy dress, overdoing it just negates the effect.

In other words, don't be a font ho! :p
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 12:15 pm
This has all the makings of[COLOR="White"] .... (PD)[/COLOR]
monster • Nov 23, 2009 12:17 pm
glatt;610949 wrote:
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that?



John Bainz
SamIam • Nov 23, 2009 12:22 pm
glatt;610949 wrote:
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that? And what was this other forum where you learned about us?


Yeah, we want to track that member down and use them as the main ingredient in German pervert chili. ;)
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 12:28 pm
glatt;610949 wrote:
Emma, you mentioned another member here told you about the Cellar. Who was that? And what was this other forum where you learned about us?


Her user name is Wickedly_Tasteful but I'm not going spam another forum on here... that would be wrong!

Besides I hate that place because it's full of fat and ugly ladys who are jealous of a certain someone's youth and beauty... and her IQ of 127.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 23, 2009 12:29 pm
Now now, Sam, like every parade, this too shall pass. :lol:
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 12:32 pm
classicman;610957 wrote:
This has all the makings of[COLOR="White"] .... (PD)[/COLOR]


Whats... (PD)
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 1:40 pm
Thats the right answer. Welcome.
wolf • Nov 23, 2009 1:59 pm
Starring_Emma;610966 wrote:
Her user name is Wickedly_Tasteful but I'm not going spam another forum on here... that would be wrong!

Besides I hate that place because it's full of fat and ugly ladys who are jealous of a certain someone's youth and beauty... and her IQ of 127.


Sticks and stones and all of that.

127. OOh. I'm scared. You're low-average for around here.
Trilby • Nov 23, 2009 2:08 pm
I recall someone else running around here, spouting off about IQ and intelligence and all that rot.

loads of really high IQ's at the meetings I attend. Loads of them. Can't swing a cat without hitting a Mensa member or similar.

where'd that ever get them, I ask?
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 2:10 pm
Yeah, and they should note that online IQ assessments don't really count.

However, if you can draw Cubby, you can get an art scholarship.

:lol2:
Trilby • Nov 23, 2009 2:11 pm
Shawnee123;611024 wrote:
Yeah, and they should note that online IQ assessments don't really count.

However, if you can draw Cubby, you can get an art scholarship.

:lol2:


Hey! I'll have you know that it's a very discriminating art school! I am up to Clyde now. Junior level, you know.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 2:19 pm
Starring_Emma;610966 wrote:
Her user name is Wickedly_Tasteful but I'm not going spam another forum on here... that would be wrong!

Besides I hate that place because it's full of fat and ugly ladys who are jealous of a certain someone's youth and beauty... and her IQ of 127.

wolf;611019 wrote:
Sticks and stones and all of that.

127. OOh. I'm scared. You're low-average for around here.


I never said that the certain someone was me.
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 2:19 pm
Hey! I'll have you know that it's a very discriminating art school! I am up to Clyde now. Junior level, you know.

I could never master that stupid lookin' turtle. What was that one named? Blew all my dreams of art and Paree right out of the water. Stupid turtle.
glatt • Nov 23, 2009 2:21 pm
I signed up to sell Christmas cards from the back of one of those magazines once. They sent me a big book with all these sample cards glued into it. I never sold a card, but had fun tearing all those samples out of the book and playing with them.
DanaC • Nov 23, 2009 2:26 pm
Brianna;611022 wrote:
I recall someone else running around here, spouting off about IQ and intelligence and all that rot.

loads of really high IQ's at the meetings I attend. Loads of them. Can't swing a cat without hitting a Mensa member or similar.

where'd that ever get them, I ask?


Covered in cat hair?


Oh, and online IQ tests really don't count.
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 3:53 pm
glatt;611038 wrote:
I signed up to sell Christmas cards from the back of one of those magazines once. They sent me a big book with all these sample cards glued into it. I never sold a card, but had fun tearing all those samples out of the book and playing with them.

HAHAHAHAHA - My brother and I did that too. We actually sent a few of them too. Good memory - thanks for the reminder.

<till giggling about that>
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 3:58 pm
ok lets play it this way then - T/F questions . . .

You are not old enough to drive.
DanaC • Nov 23, 2009 4:07 pm
Is that like old enough legally, or old enough as in feet can reach the pedals?
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 4:17 pm
Don't start ya manc tart!
DanaC • Nov 23, 2009 4:22 pm
*grins*
SamIam • Nov 23, 2009 4:22 pm
classicman;611072 wrote:
ok lets play it this way then - T/F questions . . .

You are not old enough to drive.


She's 15 according to what she states in other forums. And no, I didn't let her loose on the cellar. I just googled her for the hell of it. :cool:
regular.joe • Nov 23, 2009 6:35 pm
Shawnee123;610921 wrote:
Welcome prom queen. I am the Strawberry Festival Co-queen. The other co-queens will be along shortly!

:welcome:


Just out of curiosity, the Strawberry Festival in Alma Center?
Shawnee123 • Nov 23, 2009 6:42 pm
No, one in Troy OH. :)

But, you know, ahem, I wasn't reallllllly queen. :o
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 7:07 pm
SamIam;611093 wrote:
She's 15 according to what she states in other forums. And no, I didn't let her loose on the cellar. I just googled her for the hell of it. :cool:


That's stalker crazy... So what did you find?

1. I'm a Libertarian.
2. I've been banned for having an opinion. [SIZE="1"](more than once)[/SIZE]
3. I'm in love with an older man.
4. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan.
5. I love my stepsister more than anyone in the world.
6. I love socks.
7. There's a famous picture on the internet of a penny stuck to my hip.
8. I really, really don't like Liberals [SIZE="1"](but not hate)[/SIZE]
9. I write a lot of poems.
10. I'm pretty damn sexy :rolleyes:
Clodfobble • Nov 23, 2009 7:14 pm
Starring Emma wrote:
1. I'm a Libertarian.


Oh, that changes things. First, you need to go here. Report back when you've finished reading.
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 7:20 pm
Starring_Emma;611140 wrote:

1. I'm a Libertarian.

[COLOR="Blue"](Yeh, you and UG) [/COLOR]
2. I've been banned for having an opinion.

[COLOR="Blue"]Gee really?[/COLOR]
3. I'm in love with an older man.

[COLOR="Blue"]What is he 17?[/COLOR]
4. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan.

[COLOR="Blue"]Shock[/COLOR]
5. I love my stepsister more than anyone in the world.
[COLOR="Blue"]Potential[/COLOR]
6. I love socks.

[COLOR="Blue"]In your mouth?[/COLOR]
7. There's a famous picture on the internet of a penny stuck to my hip.

[COLOR="Blue"]Link required or it didn't happen. (we'z haz rulz)[/COLOR]
8. I really, really don't like Liberals

[COLOR="Blue"]Shock & Awe[/COLOR]
9. I write a lot of poems.

[COLOR="Blue"]Ohes noz[/COLOR]
10. I'm pretty damn sexy

[COLOR="Blue"]Haggis[/COLOR]
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 7:22 pm
Clodfobble;611145 wrote:
Oh, that changes things. First, you need to go here. Report back when you've finished reading.


OK I'm done reading... and this is what it said.
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Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 7:27 pm
classicman;611149 wrote:
[COLOR="Blue"](Yeh, you and UG) [/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Gee really?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]What is he 17?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Shock[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Potential[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]In your mouth?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Link required or it didn't happen. (we'z haz rulz)[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Shock & Awe[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Ohes noz[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Haggis[/COLOR]



[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]!!! WEAK !!![/COLOR][/SIZE]
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 7:32 pm
classicman;611149 wrote:

[COLOR="Blue"]Link required or it didn't happen. (we'z haz rulz)[/COLOR]


[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]That photo has been known to turn gay men straight![/SIZE][/COLOR] :joylove:
piercehawkeye45 • Nov 23, 2009 7:38 pm
Starring_Emma;611151 wrote:
OK I'm done reading... and this is what it said.
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Of course, I shall remind Clod not to use jokes that requires an IQ over 130 to get.
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 7:39 pm
Starring_Emma;611140 wrote:

1. I'm a Libertarian.


Starring_Emma;611140 wrote:
VOTE EMMA (Republican)


Starring_Emma wrote:
1a. I'm confused.
ZenGum • Nov 23, 2009 7:49 pm
:lol: Nice work Classic.

So, Emma, who was the most libertarian candidate in the last US presidential election?


[Evil laugh]
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 7:51 pm
Starring_Emma;611140 wrote:
That's stalker crazy... So what did you find?


No this is stalker crazy...

Link1

Link2


Link3

Link4
[URL="http://www.websitebabble.com/members/starring_emma.html"]
Link5
[/URL]


That is just for starters. One needs to be careful what one posts on the interwebs.
Perry Winkle • Nov 23, 2009 7:52 pm
I am not James Dalphonse. Some annoying guy with that username got pissed when I made it my user title. I changed it when I got a PM from, I think, UT or Bruce.
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 7:57 pm
PW - I still laugh every time I read your usertitle. That guy was Phun-knee
SamIam • Nov 23, 2009 8:02 pm
Starring_Emma;611140 wrote:
That's stalker crazy... So what did you find?

1. I'm a Libertarian.
2. I've been banned for having an opinion. [SIZE="1"](more than once)[/SIZE]
3. I'm in love with an older man.
4. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan.
5. I love my stepsister more than anyone in the world.
6. I love socks.
7. There's a famous picture on the internet of a penny stuck to my hip.
8. I really, really don't like Liberals [SIZE="1"](but not hate)[/SIZE]
9. I write a lot of poems.
10. I'm pretty damn sexy :rolleyes:


I found mention of #7, not the pic itself. I have a short little span of attention. Classicman should be your favorite stalker. :eek:
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 8:59 pm
piercehawkeye45;611163 wrote:
Of course, I shall remind Clod not to use jokes that requires an IQ over 130 to get.


Um... OK
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 9:02 pm
classicman;611165 wrote:


Libertarian isn't on the ticket.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 9:15 pm
classicman;611172 wrote:

That is just for starters. One needs to be careful what one posts on the interwebs.


One needs to stop stalking and hating people because they have different political views than you do...
monster • Nov 23, 2009 9:21 pm
my aging eyes thank you for toning down the font.
ZenGum • Nov 23, 2009 9:24 pm
Emma, internet research isn't stalking. If you post stuff about yourself all over the place, people can and will find it and put it together. If that bothers you, don't post so much.

You might do some research of your own. Classicman is a centre-right republican-ish person in most things, so his political views are pretty similar to yours.

I don't think he hates you. If he does, it is probably for something to do with your personality and/or behaviour, rather than your political views.

ETA: The libertarianism question was a reference to an argument between two of our more ... how shall I say ... strong-willed dwellars that took place on November 5th, 2008. Urbane Guerrila (strong right republican + self-described libertarian) and Radar (off-the-scale libertarian) were arguing about who was the most libertarian candidate. The debate was ended by a comment that you see preserved in my signature line.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 9:26 pm
SamIam;611182 wrote:
I found mention of #7, not the pic itself. I have a short little span of attention. Classicman should be your favorite stalker. :eek:


[SIZE="5"]Your quest to find the picture shall be a cubersome one.[/SIZE]
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 9:30 pm
monster;611211 wrote:
my aging eyes thank you for toning down the font.


I would think that large text would help your aging eyes...
piercehawkeye45 • Nov 23, 2009 9:37 pm
ctrl ++
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 9:37 pm
ZenGum;611212 wrote:
Emma, internet research isn't stalking. If you post stuff about yourself all over the place, people can and will find it and put it together. If that bothers you, don't post so much.

You might do some research of your own. Classicman is a centre-right republican-ish person in most things, so his political views are pretty similar to yours.

I don't think he hates you. If he does, it is probably for something to do with your personality and/or behaviour, rather than your political views.

ETA: The libertarianism question was a reference to an argument between two of our more ... how shall I say ... strong-willed dwellars that took place on November 5th, 2008. Urbane Guerrila (strong right republican + self-described libertarian) and Radar (off-the-scale libertarian) were arguing about who was the most libertarian candidate. The debate was ended by a comment that you see preserved in my signature line.


[SIZE="4"]Are you an admin? Am I in trouble again?[/SIZE]
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monster • Nov 23, 2009 9:57 pm
Starring_Emma;611214 wrote:
I would think that large text would help your aging eyes...


Then you should use a few more of those IQ points when thinking ;)




If you take the time to look around, you will discover that the cellar has a place for all sorts of nutters, hooligans and arseholes and there will be a place for you too. But if you storm in like a bull in a china shop, being rude to those who do welcome you and try to help you find your spot, then you will remain friendless and you will get hurt and leave. It's hard to get banned from the cellar, but it's easy to be ignored, even if you're a bigger attention ho than drax. Actually we should hook you two up, you'd be perfect together.....

...anyway, no one is going to diss you for your age, looks or opinions ....just for how you present them. Shove them in our faces and you will get them shoved right back. This is not a tiny-teen forum. Teens are welcome, but you'll get no respect if you behave like Britney on acid.

Yes, you are getting the attention you crave now. This is the settling in and adjustment period. If you are indeed intelligent, opinionated and outgoing as you claim, you will fit in very well. If you are in fact forum trash as you appear, no-one will notice when you stop posting. that is all, now go squeeze those pimples.
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 10:24 pm
Starring_Emma;611202 wrote:
Libertarian isn't on the ticket.

Starring_Emma;611058 wrote:
http://www.bayr.org/

Starring_Emma;611077 wrote:
The best thing about a tree is what it's made in to once it's cut down.-Rush Limbaugh

Please little girl. You are in way over your head here. No self respecting Libertarian would EVER be caught quoting the grandest of all assholes.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:28 pm
monster;611221 wrote:
Then you should use a few more of those IQ points when thinking ;)




If you take the time to look around, you will discover that the cellar has a place for all sorts of nutters, hooligans and arseholes and there will be a place for you too. But if you storm in like a bull in a china shop, being rude to those who do welcome you and try to help you find your spot, then you will remain friendless and you will get hurt and leave. It's hard to get banned from the cellar, but it's easy to be ignored, even if you're a bigger attention ho than drax. Actually we should hook you two up, you'd be perfect together.....

...anyway, no one is going to diss you for your age, looks or opinions ....just for how you present them. Shove them in our faces and you will get them shoved right back. This is not a tiny-teen forum. Teens are welcome, but you'll get no respect if you behave like Britney on acid.

Yes, you are getting the attention you crave now. This is the settling in and adjustment period. If you are indeed intelligent, opinionated and outgoing as you claim, you will fit in very well. If you are in fact forum trash as you appear, no-one will notice when you stop posting. that is all, now go squeeze those pimples.


I realise that as a newb I have to put up with the hazing from the regular people... and I'm willing to do that. I do like this place and as many of you have seen I do test drive a lot of forums and I find that this one has a good selection of personalitys... So think of me as family from now on!

[SIZE="6"]YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA[/SIZE]
Elspode • Nov 23, 2009 10:29 pm
wolf;610908 wrote:
Young lady, this is not the kind of board where we speak in pictures.


That's not strictly true. If Starring Emma is at least 18, she is welcome to share all the expressive, arty pictures of herself that she wants. Sometimes, that speaks volumes.
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 10:30 pm
Starring_Emma;611227 wrote:
I realise that as a newb I have to put up with the hazing from the regular people... and I'm willing to do that. I do like this place and as many of you have seen I do test drive a lot of forums and I find that this one has a good selection of personalitys... So think of me as family from now on!

YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA


Lotta spelling errors for one who proclaims to be so bright.

Well you've been here a total of what - -12 hours and you keep asking if you are in trouble. Seems to me that is your goal.
Where is Ibby when you need him?
classicman • Nov 23, 2009 10:31 pm
Elspode;611228 wrote:
That's not strictly true. If Starring Emma is at least 18, she is welcome to share all the expressive, arty pictures of herself that she wants. Sometimes, that speaks volumes.

Gonna have to wait 2 years for that Els.
Cloud • Nov 23, 2009 10:35 pm
wow. I think I'm grateful there was no 'Net when I was a teenager.
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 10:36 pm
classicman;611225 wrote:
Please little girl. You are in way over your head here. No self respecting Libertarian would EVER be caught quoting the grandest of all assholes.


Rush is like a [SIZE="5"]GOD[/SIZE] you Liberal heathen!
piercehawkeye45 • Nov 23, 2009 10:44 pm
hahaha so true.
Elspode • Nov 23, 2009 10:45 pm
Yeah, I checked out some of the links Classic put up. She's got great potential in the eye candy department. So far, pretty pedestrian teenage kid posts, though. Nothing that makes my twit-o-meter do anything except flash out "Twit! Twit! Twit!", anyway.

Emma, we've had other posters here who were as young as you. I think perhaps one has survived to become Cellar family. May the force be with you. I recommend sticking to the "don't be intolerably irritating" new member admonition.

Ibby, any advice for the wee lassie?
monster • Nov 23, 2009 11:16 pm
There's no hazing until we love you. like i said -not tiny teen time. ktxbai.
Clodfobble • Nov 23, 2009 11:19 pm
Elspode wrote:
Yeah, I checked out some of the links Classic put up. She's got great potential in the eye candy department. So far, pretty pedestrian teenage kid posts, though.


Apparently more than one other forum has come to the conclusion that she's actually a fictional teen trolling to catch pervs online. I was skeptical, but I have to say... I'm slowly leaning towards too much eye candy, posted too willingly, with too little evidence of who the hell is taking all these pictures of her and her stepsister. Her myspace page says

Who I'd like to meet:
Girls of all ages but boys between 14 and 18 yrs. old only! I may make an exeption to this rule but you would have to email me and let me get to know you first and then I'd make up my mind if I want you as a friend or not! My email address is [email]beccaandemma@gmail.com[/email] I have zero tolerance for disgusting and vulgar people and you don't get a second chance! If you say anything disgusting and vulgar on my page or in a message to me I will block you and report you!


She'd consider an older man, you see, but only if he sweet-talked her. :headshake What would be awesome is if the other forums' suspicions were right, and "Emma" registered under another username to tell us all about her job as a statutory-perv-catcher. But I bet it won't happen.
Elspode • Nov 23, 2009 11:23 pm
Well, that makes perfect sense, Clod. I think I shall put "her" on Ignore, now.
Elspode • Nov 23, 2009 11:26 pm
And...done! If she's still around here in a year and no one has been arrested yet, perhaps I'll take her off Ignore.
Clodfobble • Nov 23, 2009 11:28 pm
Followup poll: If you were arrested, would you use your one phone call to call someone you were sure would post what happened to you?
Starring_Emma • Nov 23, 2009 11:37 pm
Cloud;611231 wrote:
wow. I think I'm grateful there was no 'Net when I was a teenager.


I think that teenagers are grateful that there was no internet when you were a teenager aswell... no wait... I guess it wouldn't matter to us if you had internet 50 years ago.

[SIZE="5"]HA! AGE BURN![/SIZE]

I win!

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]...if you're an admin I'd like to say that I'm only kidding![/SIZE][/COLOR]
lumberjim • Nov 23, 2009 11:42 pm
it's really very simple. anyone with the word 'starring' in their user name is a one dimensional attention whore. fun to ridicule.... if you care to.....but really it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
ZenGum • Nov 23, 2009 11:58 pm
Narcissistic attention seeker.

Missing daddy's love because he is too busy catching crooks, needs to troll for attention of any kind from grown ups. Am I in trouble yet? how about now? Was that enough? Hey LOOK AT ME!!! Am I sexy enough to be jail-bait yet?


She's cute but I'd hate to be her boyfriend. One crazy fit after another.

Thanks Emma, come back when you're 25.

Either that or an undercover troll. Good hunting if you are.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 12:01 am
lumberjim;611259 wrote:
it's really very simple. anyone with the word 'starring' in their user name is a one dimensional attention whore. fun to ridicule.... if you care to.....but really it's like shooting fish in a barrel.


[SIZE="4"]OK, OK, OK [/SIZE]so when can I stop being the picked on newbie and start being a part of this forum?
[SIZE="1"]...and don't tell me that I have to support anti Americanism/Micheal Moore unborn baby killers who love trees more than humans! [/SIZE]
lumberjim • Nov 24, 2009 12:12 am
Image
john bainz • Nov 24, 2009 2:26 am
Huh... wha...?

OK
Juniper • Nov 24, 2009 2:57 am
Y'all sure this is not Tiki in disguise? :D
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 6:01 am
Elspode;611228 wrote:
That's not strictly true. If Starring Emma is at least 18, she is welcome to share all the expressive, arty pictures of herself that she wants. Sometimes, that speaks volumes.


Down, Els, down!
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 6:12 am
If you aren't a troll, or some manifestation of an earlier, batshit crazy dwellar, then really all you need to do to fit in is stick around and not be too *thinks* in our faces from the start.

Join in with existing threads, rather than starting a bunch yourself. You've already toned down your presentation some (pictures and giant coloured fonts), so that's cool. Strongly held political views are a plus, but wide assertions about the capacities and proclivities of the other side can be dangerous, and are more or less guaranteed to alienate you from a wide section of the community: if you don't let the community get to know you a little first.

Right now, I'm inclined not to think you are a troll. I think you probably are the age you say you are, and that you are putting everything out there. Which is fine, but when getting to know a group of people, there's a balance to be struck between letting them understand you and seeking to understand them.

I hope I'm right and I hope you do stick around.
john bainz • Nov 24, 2009 6:35 am
Yes, there is an unfiltered side to all of us.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 8:52 am
Juniper;611298 wrote:
Y'all sure this is not Tiki in disguise? :D


Who is Tiki?
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 8:58 am
DanaC;611324 wrote:
If you aren't a troll, or some manifestation of an earlier, batshit crazy dwellar, then really all you need to do to fit in is stick around and not be too *thinks* in our faces from the start.

Join in with existing threads, rather than starting a bunch yourself. You've already toned down your presentation some (pictures and giant coloured fonts), so that's cool. Strongly held political views are a plus, but wide assertions about the capacities and proclivities of the other side can be dangerous, and are more or less guaranteed to alienate you from a wide section of the community: if you don't let the community get to know you a little first.

Right now, I'm inclined not to think you are a troll. I think you probably are the age you say you are, and that you are putting everything out there. Which is fine, but when getting to know a group of people, there's a balance to be struck between letting them understand you and seeking to understand them.

I hope I'm right and I hope you do stick around.


[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Pink"]T[COLOR="Blue"]H[COLOR="DarkOrange"]A[COLOR="Cyan"]N[COLOR="Plum"]K[COLOR="Plum"]S[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 9:00 am
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'm sorry guys, I have no patience for this shit.

<bites tongue>
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 9:00 am
Who is Tiki?


Someone who arrived here in a flurry of threads and poetry and abrasive opinions. Or rather, opinions delivered in an abrasive manner. Which in itself connects to the earlier comment about PD. It really isn't a story worth telling :P
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 9:03 am
... nor a bad memory we wish to relive.
Hey Emma, if you are so smart and interested learn to use the search function and do some of your homework. Research the Cellar and learn a little about the people you are communicating with.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 9:28 am
classicman;611372 wrote:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'm sorry guys, I have no patience for this shit.

<bites tongue>


Don't apologize!

[SIZE="4"]Liberals are always apologizing...[/SIZE] :smack:
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 9:31 am
classicman;611377 wrote:
... nor a bad memory we wish to relive.
Hey Emma, if you are so smart and interested learn to use the search function and do some of your homework. Research the Cellar and learn a little about the people you are communicating with.


OK, I'll get right on that! ;)
Clodfobble • Nov 24, 2009 9:32 am
I knew it! Classic's been a secret liberal this whole time!
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 9:35 am
Hahahahahahaaa.

Damn pinko commie liberal bleeding-heart rassa fraassa...

;)
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 9:48 am
DanaC;611373 wrote:
Someone who arrived here in a flurry of threads and poetry and abrasive opinions. Or rather, opinions delivered in an abrasive manner. Which in itself connects to the earlier comment about PD. It really isn't a story worth telling :P


The only similarity I see is the poetry...
...and a lot of people like poetry!
john bainz • Nov 24, 2009 10:05 am
What's with all the mudslinging ladies and gentlemen?:eyebrow:
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 10:07 am
Who are you again?

Really, we don't need you to mediate long-running jokes between long-time dwellars. But thanks for playing along at home. We'll send you the home game "Shaw and Classic Duke It Out" by Milton Bradley.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 10:24 am
john bainz;611404 wrote:
What's with all the mudslinging ladies and gentlemen?:eyebrow:



[SIZE="1"]Conservativism outsmarts the Liberal masses and that pisses off the tree huggeres.[/SIZE]
skysidhe • Nov 24, 2009 10:25 am
classicman;611377 wrote:

Hey Emma, if you are so smart and interested learn to use the search function and do some of your homework. Research the Cellar and learn a little about the people you are communicating with.


Emma
If you are who classic's links show you to be then do what he suggests here.

You might find your self not being booted for a change. :)

I hope it works out for you.


john bainz;611404 wrote:
What's with all the mudslinging ladies and gentlemen?:eyebrow:


I hope I am not mudslinging. I like her.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 10:56 am
ZenGum;611212 wrote:

I don't think he hates you. If he does, it is probably for something to do with your personality and/or behaviour, rather than your political views.


My personality and behavior are two of my most awesome traits next to beauty and brains.
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 11:06 am
that and you modesty - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGISSSSSS
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 11:07 am
lumberjim;611259 wrote:
it's really very simple. anyone with the word 'starring' in their user name is a one dimensional attention whore. fun to ridicule.... if you care to.....but really it's like shooting fish in a barrel.


Image
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 11:09 am
classicman;611438 wrote:
that and you modesty - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGISSSSSS


That and you spelling of the word "your"
lookout123 • Nov 24, 2009 11:29 am
monster;611221 wrote:
It's hard to get banned from the cellar, but it's easy to be ignored, even if you're a bigger attention ho than drax. Actually we should hook you two up, you'd be perfect together.....

You owe me a new monitor for that one mon.
monster • Nov 24, 2009 12:20 pm
can I start a tab? ;)
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 1:07 pm
Starring_Emma;611440 wrote:
That and you spelling of the word "your"


Bad idea to try the spelling/grammar nazi approach if your own spelling /grammar is questionable. This is particularly the case where the nazi manages to mangle their own grammar and/or spelling in the same post that takes issue with another poster's spelling/grammar.
lookout123 • Nov 24, 2009 1:08 pm
I prefer Dr Pepper.
lookout123 • Nov 24, 2009 1:08 pm
shut up ya manc tart! you're just feeding the nice officers.
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 1:09 pm
Isn't she a bit on the mature side for Draxxie? :P


shut up ya manc tart! you're just feeding the nice officers.


Hey. Officers gotta eat, man.
Queen of the Ryche • Nov 24, 2009 1:15 pm
she's a dolphin.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 1:24 pm
DanaC;611518 wrote:
Bad idea to try the spelling/grammar nazi approach if your own spelling /grammar is questionable. This is particularly the case where the nazi manages to mangle their own grammar and/or spelling in the same post that takes issue with another poster's spelling/grammar.


[SIZE="4"]This is exactly my point![/SIZE]
spelling/grammar nazi shouldn't be shooting their mouthes if they can't even spell the word "YOUR"
Queen of the Ryche • Nov 24, 2009 1:27 pm
Um, honey, that should be "nazis" and "mouths." Probably best if you step down from the podium now.....
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 1:28 pm
*chuckles*
lookout123 • Nov 24, 2009 1:31 pm
- Shows up uninvited and tells us how to type
- Has to be the center of attention
- She even has the spelling and grammar skills of a cop

I'm telling you she's a cop! ;)
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 1:41 pm
I was hoping she'd go away after I posted all the other sites she was on.
Oh well - so much for hope. Ignore it is, then.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 3:35 pm
lookout123;611541 wrote:
- Shows up uninvited and tells us how to type
- Has to be the center of attention
- She even has the spelling and grammar skills of a cop

I'm telling you she's a cop! ;)


Are you talking about "Queen of the Ryche"
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 3:55 pm
Queen of the Ryche;611536 wrote:
Um, honey, that should be "nazis" and "mouths." Probably best if you step down from the podium now.....


[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Nobody likes a spelling/grammar Nazi...[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Elspode • Nov 24, 2009 4:17 pm
DanaC;611323 wrote:
Down, Els, down!


Clod's speculation about Emma being an uncover teen substitute trolling for morons rang home very true with me. There shall be no more interaction between she and I. I may be a man ho, but (1) no girls under 18, and in practice, under, like, 40 and (2) I ain't a stupid man ho.
SteveDallas • Nov 24, 2009 4:23 pm
Starring_Emma;611213 wrote:
Your quest to find the picture shall be a cubersome one.

As long as it's not cucumbersome, we ought to be OK.
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 4:26 pm
Elspode;611700 wrote:
Clod's speculation about Emma being an uncover teen substitute trolling for morons rang home very true with me. There shall be no more interaction between she and I. I may be a man ho, but (1) no girls under 18, and in practice, under, like, 40 and (2) I ain't a stupid man ho.


HUH? Clod? Where did she ever get such an idea? Well, I never. I was pretty sure I was the leveler of all suspicion.

Nothing against you Clod. Just pointing out the timing of the Joan of Arc's tut-tut against anyone who cast aspersions against her charity case of the month.
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 4:31 pm
Fuck you Shawnee.
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 4:35 pm
Fuck you too.

There, that's settled.
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 4:36 pm
Yup.
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 4:36 pm
: p
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 4:37 pm
:P
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 4:42 pm
OMG - looking back at this thread in a few months or years . . .
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 5:00 pm
classicman;611715 wrote:
OMG - looking back at this thread in a few months or years . . .


...and? ...and? :unsure:
Aliantha • Nov 24, 2009 5:25 pm
I wanna know when Dana and Shawnee are going to kiss and make up. That might be worth watching.
Trilby • Nov 24, 2009 6:09 pm
Aliantha;611728 wrote:
I wanna know when Dana and Shawnee are going to kiss and make up. That might be worth watching.


you mean if they use tongue?
monster • Nov 24, 2009 6:12 pm
classicman;611715 wrote:
OMG - looking back at this thread in a few months or years . . .


and still neither of them will be able to type the correct characters to get a :p
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 6:14 pm
:p
Juniper • Nov 24, 2009 6:21 pm
Well, at least it's entertaining. I needed a giggle or two.
ZenGum • Nov 24, 2009 9:31 pm
IMHO, she isn't a cop.

She has said daddy is either a DEA or FBI or some such. You'd have to be even dumber than the average pedophile to chase that piece of jailbait. So if she is a cop she's trolling for the really stupid pervs.
Starring_Emma • Nov 24, 2009 10:00 pm
ZenGum;611784 wrote:
IMHO, she isn't a cop.

She has said daddy is either a DEA or FBI or some such. You'd have to be even dumber than the average pedophile to chase that piece of jailbait. So if she is a cop she's trolling for the really stupid pervs.


My Mom was a cop and my Dad is kind of a cop.
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 11:55 pm
Ya know zen - thats a good point. should I repeat it a third or fourth time?
john bainz • Nov 25, 2009 12:15 am
Now you're mad at me...!?
john bainz • Nov 25, 2009 12:24 am
:grouphug:
Stormieweather • Nov 25, 2009 1:41 am
I like some action better than all that lovie dovie stuff.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 25, 2009 3:51 am
Well now, I know you're of age... baby.:blush:
skysidhe • Nov 25, 2009 9:32 am
ZenGum;611784 wrote:
IMHO, she isn't a cop.

She has said daddy is either a DEA or FBI or some such. You'd have to be even dumber than the average pedophile to chase that piece of jailbait. So if she is a cop she's trolling for the really stupid pervs.


Here on the cellar? Stupid pervs? :lol2:

If she was a cop wouldn't she have more of a low profile helpless victim attitude instead of this shock and awe MO? and here on the cellar?
Fishing for pervs on the cellar. That's a riot. More like blowing them out of the water. She's more inclined to attract a strangler.
Queen of the Ryche • Nov 25, 2009 12:25 pm
Starring_Emma;611440 wrote:
That and you spelling of the word "your"


Starring_Emma;611533 wrote:
[SIZE="4"]This is exactly my point![/SIZE]
spelling/grammar nazi shouldn't be shooting their mouthes if they can't even spell the word "YOUR"


Starring_Emma;611696 wrote:
[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Nobody likes a spelling/grammar Nazi...[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="2"]
[COLOR="DimGray"]
.......pssstttt..........then maybe you should stop trying to be one.......[/COLOR][/SIZE]

And the cop reference was about you, not me - I'm not an AW teen newb. Sorry. No soup for you.
Sundae • Nov 25, 2009 3:40 pm
I'm already tired of this.

Real person, teen, troller, undercover paedo-snagger... I don't care. Whatever it is, it's boring me already. It has nothng interesting to say. Whether it's pretend or real it comes across as all bubblegum and badly-painted toenails.

And yes, that's rude. And yes it's because I'm a bit grumpy. But I'll feel the same tomorrow.

Coventry I say.
Trilby • Nov 25, 2009 3:43 pm
Sundae Girl;611985 wrote:
I'm already tired of this.

Real person, teen, troller, undercover paedo-snagger... I don't care. Whatever it is, it's boring me already. It has nothng interesting to say. Whether it's pretend or real it comes across as all bubblegum and badly-painted toenails.

And yes, that's rude. And yes it's because I'm a bit grumpy. But I'll feel the same tomorrow.

Coventry I say.


Coventry.
classicman • Nov 25, 2009 3:54 pm
COVENTRY!

Hiya SG - where ya been?
Undertoad • Nov 25, 2009 3:55 pm
Coventry is less humane than simple banning... it's uncomfortable
Sundae • Nov 25, 2009 3:56 pm
Classic: in around, just not posting as much as I'd like.
When I get online, I simply don't have time to read all the threads, so I go for the squeaky wheel...

Which probably means I respond to facile things (as above) and miss proper Dwellar news :(
Got my Secret Santa sorted tho. And have posted a letter to Sarge.
So I am fulfilling Dwellar obligations (although both were a pleasure) in at least some respects!

UT: There's no bitch like a bleeding heart liberal bitch apparently...
SamIam • Nov 25, 2009 3:59 pm
Coventry
regular.joe • Nov 25, 2009 4:23 pm
skysidhe;611880 wrote:
Here on the cellar? Stupid pervs? :lol2:

If she was a cop wouldn't she have more of a low profile helpless victim attitude instead of this shock and awe MO? and here on the cellar?
Fishing for pervs on the cellar. That's a riot. More like blowing them out of the water. She's more inclined to attract a strangler.


...or a hobo killer.
Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 4:32 pm
Sundae Girl;611985 wrote:
I'm already tired of this.

Real person, teen, troller, undercover paedo-snagger... I don't care. Whatever it is, it's boring me already. It has nothng interesting to say. Whether it's pretend or real it comes across as all bubblegum and badly-painted toenails.

And yes, that's rude. And yes it's because I'm a bit grumpy. But I'll feel the same tomorrow.

Coventry I say.


Are you talking about classicman? He paints his toe nails?
Queen of the Ryche • Nov 25, 2009 4:33 pm
STOP IT!!!
Starring_Emma • Nov 25, 2009 4:34 pm
Undertoad;611992 wrote:
Coventry is less humane than simple banning... it's uncomfortable


Well then lets bring on the classicman coventry!
Sundae • Nov 25, 2009 4:36 pm
We don't like you.
Shut up and go away.

On ignore now, and I suggest the rest of you do the same if it continues to provoke you.
Cloud • Nov 25, 2009 5:33 pm
time for the ban hammer? surely immaturity and constant aggravation for days are sufficient cause.
Radar • Nov 25, 2009 5:41 pm
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21479
william talked • Jan 6, 2010 10:39 am
Starring_Emma;610887 wrote:
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]What's your title and how did you get it?[/COLOR][/SIZE]



Are you the Emma that everyone keeps talking about?