There is nothing wrong with ________

ZenGum • Nov 21, 2009 2:11 am
Post something fitting the following format:

There is nothing wrong with [previous poster] that couldn't be fixed by [witty and good spirited insight into previous poster's online personality].

So, since there was no previous poster, I'll do the cellar itself.

There is nothing wrong with the cellar that couldn't be fixed by infinite bandwidth and the death of all spam.

Now someone do me. (hehe.)
Griff • Nov 21, 2009 8:11 am
There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.
Spexxvet • Nov 21, 2009 8:57 am
There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed by relaxed goat cheese regulation.
Clodfobble • Nov 21, 2009 11:20 am
There is nothing wrong with Spexx that couldn't be fixed by Ben Stein and some Visine.
Sundae • Nov 21, 2009 4:14 pm
There's nothing wrong with Clodfobble.
End of.

Oops, sorry, have to play the game.

There's nothing wrong with Clod that can't be fixed by a wonderful vacation, where her children are taken care of by specialists who completely understand their needs, while Clod and Mr Clod are free to do whatever they like and in the afternoon drink tea and eat English biscuits.
Undertoad • Nov 21, 2009 5:27 pm
There's nothing wrong with SG that couldn't be fixed with a good, solid rogering.
ZenGum • Nov 21, 2009 5:31 pm
There is nothing wrong with UT that couldn't be fixed by seeing natural light occasionally.


And there is nothing wrong with this thread that couldn't be fixed by a kind moderator who can type better than I can. ETA Thakns. ;)
Trilby • Nov 21, 2009 5:48 pm
Griff;610358 wrote:
There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.


Also: there is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by a gay Christian whale. That's been nuked.
SamIam • Nov 21, 2009 11:45 pm
There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed by a lot less Chaucer and a little more loving. ;)
Cicero • Nov 22, 2009 2:35 am
There is nothing wrong with SamIam that couldn't be fixed by The I Ching, a handsome suitor, and 2 foot-lockers full of money!
regular.joe • Nov 23, 2009 11:34 pm
There is nothing wrong with Cicero that couldn't be fixed with the proper application of an old Fender Guitar, tuned properly of course.
monster • Nov 24, 2009 12:23 am
There is nothing wrong with RegJoe that couldn't be fixed with a plane, a beer and a hot chick ..or two
Trilby • Nov 24, 2009 4:56 am
There is nothing wrong with monster that couldn't be fixed with a hockey stick, a proper biscuit and a can of Heinz beans. :D
Aliantha • Nov 24, 2009 6:15 am
There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed with a nice long (all expenses paid) holiday in the south of France...or the Greek Islands...or the Maldives...etc.
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 6:17 am
There is nothing wrong with Ali that couldn't be fixed by a 12 hour adjustment to her timezone...
Trilby • Nov 24, 2009 6:40 am
there is nothing wrong with Dana that couldn't be fixed with a pinch of cynicism, a dash of wariness and a soupcon of Wilderness camp. ;)
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 6:46 am
*grins* I reserve my cynicism and use it sparingly. Trust in other humans is a conscious act.


There is nothing wrong with Bri that couldn't be fixed by Shel turning straight :P
ZenGum • Nov 24, 2009 7:01 am
There is nothing wrong with Dana that couldn't be fixed by a good staff of well-trained domestic servants, Ma'am.
Trilby • Nov 24, 2009 7:18 am
*an aside* Dana would never allow herself a staff of domestics! Not unless they were given full salaries, full benefits, a pension and a country house in Cornwall! If she could be granting political asylum to them too, all the better! :) *

There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed with an MLA handbook and apostrophe awareness week.
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 8:26 am
Do we have to go in order, 'cause we're entering a circular situation. Oh, I'll rectify:

There is nothing wrong with Emma that couldn't be fixed by 20 more years and a job or two.
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 8:52 am
There is nothing wrong with Shawnee that that couldn't be fixed by a good "blessed day."
Shawnee123 • Nov 24, 2009 8:55 am
There is nothing wrong with classicman that couldn't be fixed by a big steaming bowl of haggis.
Queen of the Ryche • Nov 24, 2009 12:41 pm
There's nothing wrong with Bri that can't be fixed with a box of tissues and a hug.
Clodfobble • Nov 24, 2009 2:53 pm
There's nothing wrong with Queen that can't be fixed with a leather vest and a quart of motor oil.
classicman • Nov 24, 2009 3:03 pm
There is nothing wrong with Clod ... that is all.
Trilby • Nov 24, 2009 3:05 pm
There IS nothing wrong with Clod; but she still could use a good cook and a vacation!
DanaC • Nov 24, 2009 3:05 pm
There's nothing wrong with classic that can't be fixed by an old fashioned frat party complete with panty raid.
regular.joe • Nov 24, 2009 7:48 pm
There is nothing wrong with Dana that can not be fixed with liberal amounts of foreplay.
limey • Nov 25, 2009 8:58 am
There's nothing wrong with joe that couldn't be fixed by an all night party with all the cellar hotties ...
classicman • Nov 25, 2009 9:15 am
There's nothing wrong with limey that couldn't be fixed by an extended period of sunshine, warmth and clear skies.
Spexxvet • Nov 25, 2009 9:28 am
There's nothing wrong with Classicman that couldn't be fixed by a roll in the hay with Hillary Clinton.
Trilby • Nov 25, 2009 11:12 am
there is nothing wrong with Spexxvet that corrective lenses and a week at a lighthouse couldn't fix.
toranokaze • Nov 25, 2009 11:29 am
There is nothing wrong with Brianna that a banana daiquiri couldn't fix
bluecuracao • Nov 25, 2009 10:25 pm
There's nothing wrong with toranokaze that couldn't be fixed by...mink-lined underwear, hooka, and a big goofy grin.
limey • Nov 26, 2009 11:49 am
There's nothing wrogn with bluecuracao that couldn't be fixed by being thrown a frickin bone!
Sundae • Nov 26, 2009 11:54 am
There's nothing wrong with Limey that an East wind up her catflap couldn't sort out.
Griff • Nov 27, 2009 9:21 am
There is nothing wrong with Sundae that a summer in middle-America with Big Sarge wouldn't resolve.
monster • Nov 27, 2009 10:19 pm
There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed with a special white jacket and a good thrust.
Nirvana • Nov 27, 2009 10:58 pm
There is nothing wrong with Mon that can't be fixed with a ceramics class and a 6 pack!~
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 28, 2009 12:09 am
Shawnee123;611369 wrote:
There is nothing wrong with classicman that couldn't be fixed by a big steaming bowl of haggis.


You could eat haggis from a bowl, but it is usually served on a plate. Accompanied with tatties, neeps, and a suitable meat course, like, erm, "lamb."
Aliantha • Nov 28, 2009 12:33 am
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by a good colonic treatment. ;)
bluecuracao • Nov 28, 2009 12:42 am
There's nothing wrong with Ali that can't be adjusted by a few big hunks of mango, smothered in melted dark chocolate. And a baby otter to look at.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 28, 2009 2:17 am
Oo, can I look at the otter too?

("See you later, Irrigator!")
bluecuracao • Nov 28, 2009 3:11 am
No, you're not ready for the otter.

There's nothing wrong with UG that can't be fixed by a feedbag full of tasty pot brownies and a subscription to Mother Jones magazine.
Aliantha • Nov 28, 2009 7:06 pm
There's nothing wrong with bluecuracao that couldn't be fixed with a quick spin in a blender with some crushed ice and sprite.
sexobon • Nov 28, 2009 7:31 pm
There's nothing wrong with Aliantha that couldn't be fixed with a quick spin in a limo and a bottle of champagne on ice.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 29, 2009 3:10 am
I've read Mother Jones before. I am as you see -- figuring MJ is mostly written by idiots.
ZenGum • Nov 29, 2009 3:28 am
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm: :p ;)
Aliantha • Nov 29, 2009 3:36 am
There is nothing wrong with ZenGum that couldn't be fixed by posting a pic of him and Casi on the cellar!
limey • Nov 29, 2009 6:03 am
Urbane Guerrilla;613040 wrote:
You could eat haggis from a bowl, but it is usually served on a plate. Accompanied with tatties, neeps, and a suitable meat course, like, erm, "lamb."


[threaddrift] WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haggis is the suitable meat dish ...[/threaddrift]
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 1, 2009 1:59 am
Yeah, more or less. But if you wanted an item that was a bit more identifiably meaty... seems the dark, mysterious steamy fillingness of haggis would still go well with it. It's a pudding that seems more like a stuffing...
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 1, 2009 2:01 am
ZenGum;610334 wrote:
Now someone do me. (hehe.)


Sounds a bit like it would frighten the horses?
classicman • Dec 1, 2009 2:04 pm
ZenGum;613367 wrote:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
ZenGum;613367 wrote:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
ZenGum;613367 wrote:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
ZenGum;613367 wrote:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
toranokaze • Dec 2, 2009 9:08 am
There is nothing wrong with Aliantha that a good hysteria treatment would fix.