There is nothing wrong with ________
Post something fitting the following format:
There is nothing wrong with [previous poster] that couldn't be fixed by [witty and good spirited insight into previous poster's online personality].
So, since there was no previous poster, I'll do the cellar itself.
There is nothing wrong with the cellar that couldn't be fixed by infinite bandwidth and the death of all spam.
Now someone do me. (hehe.)
There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.
There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed by relaxed goat cheese regulation.
There is nothing wrong with Spexx that couldn't be fixed by Ben Stein and some Visine.
There's nothing wrong with Clodfobble.
End of.
Oops, sorry, have to play the game.
There's nothing wrong with Clod that can't be fixed by a wonderful vacation, where her children are taken care of by specialists who completely understand their needs, while Clod and Mr Clod are free to do whatever they like and in the afternoon drink tea and eat English biscuits.
There's nothing wrong with SG that couldn't be fixed with a good, solid rogering.
There is nothing wrong with UT that couldn't be fixed by seeing natural light occasionally.
And there is nothing wrong with this thread that couldn't be fixed by a kind moderator who can type better than I can. ETA Thakns. ;)
There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.
Also: there is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by a gay Christian whale. That's been nuked.
There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed by a lot less Chaucer and a little more loving. ;)
There is nothing wrong with SamIam that couldn't be fixed by The I Ching, a handsome suitor, and 2 foot-lockers full of money!
There is nothing wrong with Cicero that couldn't be fixed with the proper application of an old Fender Guitar, tuned properly of course.
There is nothing wrong with RegJoe that couldn't be fixed with a plane, a beer and a hot chick ..or two
There is nothing wrong with monster that couldn't be fixed with a hockey stick, a proper biscuit and a can of Heinz beans. :D
There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed with a nice long (all expenses paid) holiday in the south of France...or the Greek Islands...or the Maldives...etc.
There is nothing wrong with Ali that couldn't be fixed by a 12 hour adjustment to her timezone...
there is nothing wrong with Dana that couldn't be fixed with a pinch of cynicism, a dash of wariness and a soupcon of Wilderness camp. ;)
*grins* I reserve my cynicism and use it sparingly. Trust in other humans is a conscious act.
There is nothing wrong with Bri that couldn't be fixed by Shel turning straight :P
There is nothing wrong with Dana that couldn't be fixed by a good staff of well-trained domestic servants, Ma'am.
*an aside* Dana would never allow herself a staff of domestics! Not unless they were given full salaries, full benefits, a pension and a country house in Cornwall! If she could be granting political asylum to them too, all the better! :) *
There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed with an MLA handbook and apostrophe awareness week.
Do we have to go in order, 'cause we're entering a circular situation. Oh, I'll rectify:
There is nothing wrong with Emma that couldn't be fixed by 20 more years and a job or two.
There is nothing wrong with Shawnee that that couldn't be fixed by a good "blessed day."
There is nothing wrong with classicman that couldn't be fixed by a big steaming bowl of haggis.
There's nothing wrong with Bri that can't be fixed with a box of tissues and a hug.
There's nothing wrong with Queen that can't be fixed with a leather vest and a quart of motor oil.
There is nothing wrong with Clod ... that is all.
There IS nothing wrong with Clod; but she still could use a good cook and a vacation!
There's nothing wrong with classic that can't be fixed by an old fashioned frat party complete with panty raid.
There is nothing wrong with Dana that can not be fixed with liberal amounts of foreplay.
There's nothing wrong with joe that couldn't be fixed by an all night party with all the cellar hotties ...
There's nothing wrong with limey that couldn't be fixed by an extended period of sunshine, warmth and clear skies.
There's nothing wrong with Classicman that couldn't be fixed by a roll in the hay with Hillary Clinton.
there is nothing wrong with Spexxvet that corrective lenses and a week at a lighthouse couldn't fix.
There is nothing wrong with Brianna that a banana daiquiri couldn't fix
There's nothing wrong with toranokaze that couldn't be fixed by...mink-lined underwear, hooka, and a big goofy grin.
There's nothing wrogn with bluecuracao that couldn't be fixed by being thrown a frickin bone!
There's nothing wrong with Limey that an East wind up her catflap couldn't sort out.
There is nothing wrong with Sundae that a summer in middle-America with Big Sarge wouldn't resolve.
There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed with a special white jacket and a good thrust.
There is nothing wrong with Mon that can't be fixed with a ceramics class and a 6 pack!~
There is nothing wrong with classicman that couldn't be fixed by a big steaming bowl of haggis.
You
could eat haggis from a bowl, but it is usually served on a plate. Accompanied with tatties, neeps, and a suitable meat course, like, erm, "lamb."
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by a good colonic treatment. ;)
There's nothing wrong with Ali that can't be adjusted by a few big hunks of mango, smothered in melted dark chocolate. And a baby otter to look at.
Oo, can I look at the otter too?
("See you later, Irrigator!")
No, you're not ready for the otter.
There's nothing wrong with UG that can't be fixed by a feedbag full of tasty pot brownies and a subscription to Mother Jones magazine.
There's nothing wrong with bluecuracao that couldn't be fixed with a quick spin in a blender with some crushed ice and sprite.
There's nothing wrong with Aliantha that couldn't be fixed with a quick spin in a limo and a bottle of champagne on ice.
I've read Mother Jones before. I am as you see -- figuring MJ is mostly written by idiots.
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm: :p ;)
There is nothing wrong with ZenGum that couldn't be fixed by posting a pic of him and Casi on the cellar!
You could eat haggis from a bowl, but it is usually served on a plate. Accompanied with tatties, neeps, and a suitable meat course, like, erm, "lamb."
[threaddrift] WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haggis
is the suitable meat dish ...[/threaddrift]
Yeah, more or less. But if you wanted an item that was a bit more identifiably meaty... seems the dark, mysterious steamy fillingness of haggis would still go well with it. It's a pudding that seems more like a stuffing...
Now someone do me. (hehe.)
Sounds a bit like it would frighten the horses?
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by reading the first post in this thread. :rtfm:
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
There is nothing wrong with Aliantha that a good hysteria treatment would fix.