Nov 18, 2009: Vase

xoxoxoBruce • Nov 18, 2009 3:46 am
What a beautiful vase, all gold and shiny looking. Precious metals?

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Painted Vase
Moulded from the bladder of a camel. From Moultan, Pakistan, mid – 19th cent.


Ewww, yucky. :dead:

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OB • Nov 18, 2009 4:27 am
To think, I never knew how beautiful camel bladder really is before now.
spudcon • Nov 18, 2009 5:01 am
I always thought they were pink and wrinkly and stinky and full of piss.
Pie • Nov 18, 2009 9:03 am
Hey, bladders are great things for holding ... um, liquids.
chrisinhouston • Nov 18, 2009 9:16 am
Would this be classified as Mixed Media Art?
Shawnee123 • Nov 18, 2009 9:28 am
The colors on the bladder vase are so organ-ized.
dmg1969 • Nov 18, 2009 10:35 am
I'll have to remember that the next time I'm digging around a pile of animal guts. "Oh...look at this stomach. That would make a kick-ass tapestry!"
Cloud • Nov 18, 2009 12:08 pm
it says moulded from (or, in 'merkin, "molded); it doesn't say the vase is made from camel bladder. Just like papier mache-ing a balloon in kindergarten.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 18, 2009 12:12 pm
Don't think so, that's not the natural shape of a bladder, plus the site it's on.
dar512 • Nov 18, 2009 12:21 pm
Boy, I bet that camel was pissed.

Oh wait. That was a bladder. Maybe not.
Sheldonrs • Nov 18, 2009 12:26 pm
I guess my back would be humped also if i had a bladder like that.
Cloud • Nov 18, 2009 12:27 pm
you might be right, but why use the word molded in that case? the site says it's a collection of rawhide and leather; perhaps leather molded around the blown up bladder?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 18, 2009 12:32 pm
If you blow up a bladder, I doubt it would take that shape. Probably look more like the balloon that was paper mached... mache-ed... mashed... covered. ;)
Cloud • Nov 18, 2009 12:36 pm
vintage camel bladder vessel
Shawnee123 • Nov 18, 2009 12:37 pm
Vintage? As opposed to all the nouveau camel bladder knockoffs they try to sell you at the mall?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 18, 2009 12:42 pm
Yeah, that's what it would look like if it hadn't been molded and gussied up.
Cloud • Nov 18, 2009 12:52 pm
maybe it just has mold growing on it
Shawnee123 • Nov 18, 2009 12:55 pm
Work your fingers to the bone whaddya get?
Moldy bladders
Moldy bladders
Sheldonrs • Nov 18, 2009 1:54 pm
Shawnee123;609576 wrote:
Work your fingers to the bone whaddya get?
Moldy bladders
Moldy bladders


Moldy Bladders sounds like a punk band.
Spexxvet • Nov 18, 2009 2:55 pm
They should have molded it from the camel's sperm ducts. Then it could be a "vase deferens".
Tawny • Nov 18, 2009 3:51 pm
Yeah, how do we know this isn't a Korean faux camel bladder vase knockoff?

How has this been authenticated?

PS: You guys are so fucking funny. LMAO!
monster • Nov 18, 2009 4:03 pm
"moulded from" something can be synonymous with "made from".If you were using the camel bladder as the mold, you would be more llikely to say molded on the bladder.

JMO, as someone who regularly molds dishes from clay on plaster molds.
ZenGum • Nov 18, 2009 7:07 pm
Sheldonrs;609553 wrote:
I guess my back would be humped also if i had a bladder like that.


I suspect your back is frequently humped.
Cicero • Nov 18, 2009 9:15 pm
Yes I definitely see the two faces...and the vase. :)
spudcon • Nov 18, 2009 9:36 pm
So one day, some guy was cutting open a camel carcass, sees the bladder, and says to himself "I'll bet if I decorated and stiffened this here bladder, it would make a kick ass vase to put cactus flowers into."
Saknussem • Nov 24, 2009 2:14 am
At first I said to my self, You're insane! Then I thought, wow, there must have been a long stream of compliments on that vase. Now, I just think, what a pisser!

Count the puns.