Pleasure is in your hands!

there might have been some slight miscalculation in Spain on the sexual education front. Not that there's anything wrong with it: ;)

the regional government of Extremadura in southwestern Spain launched a new sexual-education campaign designed to facilitate the "development of healthy habits, self-esteem and safety." Although the publicly funded campaign includes the publication of pamphlets and an online magazine, the highlight is a series of workshops for 14-to-17-year-olds aimed at educating participants on anatomy, body image, safe-sex practices, gender equality and, in the mildly celebratory words of an early press release (since redacted), "sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1939703,00.html

Astroglide for everyone.

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"sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation.

Don't autofellatio also fall in the range of self- exploration?
Or is that self indulgence?
Or over indulgence?

Or just plain gluttonous?

And is that also going to part of the workshop?
:eyebrow:

If you're flexible enough!

Crimson Ghost;609172 wrote:

Astroglide for everyone.

That reminds me of the episode of Family Guy when Stewie walks onto the set of a porno and he says, "Does anyone else smell astroglide?"

The idea that a baby would even know what astroglide was, let alone be able to identify it immediately by smell made me laugh my ass off.

This is what an astroglide means to me ...or at least did until a few minutes ago (and i found this image using "astroglide as a search term, so I'm not alone...)



So i was wondering if you guys just had better ones than we did..... :lol:

Seems like you guys just call them "bumpy slides"

a girls bestfriend is a hand held shower massager...

they must be doing a booming business in Spain. or should I say buzzing?

I notice astroglide-boy is wearing an Adidas shirt ... All Day I Dream About Sex ...

Hello Emma and :welcome: to the cellar.

That's exactly what came to mind for me too Monnie :P

Astroglide... is that what happens when astroturf gets a Brazilian?

ZenGum;610714 wrote:

I notice astroglide-boy is wearing an Adidas shirt ... All Day I Dream About Sex ...

Hello Emma and :welcome: to the cellar.

Hello... and thank you!

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT USE ASTROGLIDE WHEN ASTROGLIDING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN BAKED BEANS, TACOS, CHILLIES OR ANY OTHER FOODS THAT MIGHT TURN INTO ROCKET FUEL AFTER CONSUMPTION!!! :eek:

In other words -

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