Announcement: new method for sneezing

Undertoad • Nov 16, 2009 11:26 am
I'm sure that this directive has come down from on high somewhere, because the children have taken it up first, therefore they are being systematically taught it. 2009 should be marked as the year this method has "gone viral".

For those of you without kids: when you are about to sneeze or cough, you raise your whole arm in front of your face, and exhale your deadly sputum aerosol into the crook of your elbow.

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Shawnee123 • Nov 16, 2009 11:29 am
All my nieces do that. My mom said a little girl at the clinic did that too. Kids know (must be learning it at school), but adults haven't caught on yet, that I can see. :)
lumberjim • Nov 16, 2009 12:07 pm
can't we just sneeze into our man purse?
monster • Nov 16, 2009 12:13 pm
They taught that at the kids' preschool. You can spot paople who spend time in schools a mile off by how they sneeze and cough.
Clodfobble • Nov 16, 2009 12:14 pm
Seriously? Y'all are old. I remember being taught this back when I was in junior high. That was 1993, ya fogeys.
SteveDallas • Nov 16, 2009 12:30 pm
Clodfobble;608934 wrote:
Seriously? Y'all are old. I remember being taught this back when I was in junior high. That was 1993, ya fogeys.

When I was in middle school they hadn't developed sneezing techniques yet. We had to all march down to the school nurse's office once a week to have mucous vacuum-pumped out of our heads.
Glinda • Nov 16, 2009 12:41 pm
When I was a kid, there was no such thing as "middle school." There was elementary, high, and get yer ass out of the house and find a job.

:D
lumberjim • Nov 16, 2009 12:44 pm
when i WAS A KID, WE COULDNT AFFORD NOSES.
Shawnee123 • Nov 16, 2009 12:49 pm
Pansies. When I was a kid, we played "snot and slide" at recess. Sure, the germs came, we got sick, some of us died...but we liked it!
Cicero • Nov 16, 2009 1:19 pm
I sneeze onto my shoulder. Some food-handling restaurant class at some point taught me that. Now that I think of it...It probably looks stupid.
BigV • Nov 16, 2009 1:29 pm
Science World says more germs are spread by shaking hands than by kissing.
Undertoad • Nov 16, 2009 1:55 pm
I'm encouraging the use of the terrorist fist bump a la Howie Mandel.
TheMercenary • Nov 16, 2009 2:07 pm
Undertoad;608987 wrote:
I'm encouraging the use of the terrorist fist bump a la Howie Mandel.


:lol:
Cicero • Nov 16, 2009 2:10 pm
An ex thought the method was to sneeze on me. This is not a great method as he found out. I mean who sneeze's on you and tries to wipe their nose on the hood of your jacket anyway? :greenface

PS
In public.
Flint • Nov 16, 2009 2:19 pm
Undertoad;608910 wrote:

For those of you without kids: when you are about to sneeze or cough, you raise your whole arm in front of your face, and exhale your deadly sputum aerosol into the crook of your elbow.
WTF have you been doing? Still sneezing into your hand, so you can smear it all over the next available doorknob?
classicman • Nov 16, 2009 2:20 pm
... an EX. I thought that was the giveaway.
TheMercenary • Nov 16, 2009 2:23 pm
Cicero;608995 wrote:
An ex thought the method was to sneeze on me. This is not a great method as he found out. I mean who sneeze's on you and tries to wipe their nose on the hood of your jacket anyway? :greenface

PS
In public.


Sounds like a good reason for a sack punch.:D
lumberjim • Nov 16, 2009 3:16 pm
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lumberjim • Nov 16, 2009 3:17 pm
Undertoad;608987 wrote:
I'm encouraging the use of the terrorist fist bump a la Howie Mandel.

I do that with any male customer I think will get it.
monster • Nov 16, 2009 6:00 pm
hey, Germophobes.... never mind door handles and shopping cart handles ....just think about where that pen they just had you sign the credit card slip with may have been! :eek: :lol:

i always sign with my own pen -although not for germ reasons- and as i was today it occurred to me maybe that's why I don't get sick! ;)
Cloud • Nov 16, 2009 6:22 pm
I think it came "on high" from the CDC, just like hand-washing measures, to try to prevent spread of the flu