Your Perfect MATE -lj EXCLUDED!!
K. Really. No bullshit about your fooking sainted hubby or wife. We allready KNOW about them. Not a sex thing - hey, you could have sex with virtually anyone! - it's a perfect mate thing.
honest.
mine is the Big Lebowski. With a dash of Colbert.
Yours?
Oh, the reason Lj is excluded is due to the fact of jinx in his life - a thing that remains, largely, unexplained. We wish him only the best. Naturally.
absolutely no one. which is what I have, so yay me!
mine is the Big Lebowski. With a dash of Colbert.
This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?
Eleanor Roosevelt (male available)
Redundant much? </snark>
cheese would be a choice of mate if you whine a lot?
I don't like my choices.
I would like a Neil Young option.
cheese would be a choice of mate if you whine a lot?
Not enough cheese to go around, my friend. :cheese:
I'll take this one.
[UT note: hotlinked image from malware site deleted, bad Merc]
With a dash of Colbert.
Sorry, but I cannot share even a dash with you. 100% Colbert for me (the comedian himself, not the character.)
Something with batteries.
There isn't one. I have resigned. :)
I'll have a straight John Barrowman for a night.
Well, fictional characters are okay, right?
Other than that you took my top option (LJ)
Bruce is out of my league.
Erm.......... I'll clain Mick Garvey, as no-one else is likely to here, so I gets him all to myself.
Uhmmm... Does species matter?
My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...
I'd say you could add my awesome skills at blowjobs, but as you're going cross gender anyway I'd definitely have to give that claim up to Sheldon.
I have a lovely pussy if that helps?
My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...
you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?
I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty.
...
I don't think so.
I'm sticking with the cheese.
This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?
Comedy Genius.
I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty.
...
I don't think so.
I'm sticking with the cheese.
Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.
you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?
I love the cellar so much, I want to take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
/Tracy Jordan
I wanted both cheese and 007, but had to default to cheese due to the nature of the poll!
I'd go with the dudette.
Awesome movie. Until then I didn't think anything was worse than Nazis.
Nihilists:mad2:
Sadly, no longer on Australian TV.
My perfect mate?
Well, I'd sent a knight forward early to mess up my opponent's ability to make a formation, and after advancing wide his king's side knight, he castled on the kings side, and then with his knight pinned against the side, drew it back to its starting position, thus boxing his king in. One step with my knight gave me a checkmate, using only a single knight, and thus won the game with total losses of one pawn (me) and one pawn and one bishop (him). Even in chess, I am a humanitarian.
ETA Littleplasticsymbolicmanitarian.
There isn't one. I have resigned. :)
Oh, and I have also resigned from even thinking about this question. I quit!!!!:headshake
Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.
Yea...but my the same argument so is a porn star
Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell?
Have I ever mentioned to you that I never get enough cheese ...
I actually voted 007. Connery. There can be only one.
There can be only one.
that would be a highlander, I believe.
I'll take 007 ...in the reincarnation that looks like beest ;)
I'll take 007 ...in the reincarnation that looks like beest ;)
Ahh. She doesn't know that Beest is actually...
I have said too much.
Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.
One night of being able to bragg every 10 years really wouldn't compensate for the rest of the daily stuff.
Ahh. She doesn't know that Beest is actually...
I have said too much.
beest is 042. six times the.......
It occurs to me that Urbane Guerilla and New Emma are soul-mates.
Both right wing, have a high opinion of their own abilities, he is happy to play the back-in-my-day uncle figure, she is obviously seeking some father-figure attention.
I'm not saying they should hook up physically, maybe he could become an online mentor and try to sharpen her up a little. In return, she can train him to not use words like knapsack. I think they would both benefit.
he he he . . . you said knapsack.
Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell?
I like this combo except
it would be freaky to have a famous dead poet and kermit channeling through Johnny Depp.
Who said I'm not into freaky........
NOT freaky - gorgeous
is that from Chocolat?
I LOVED him as an Irish gypsy.....sigh!
He was Irish? How did I miss that part? :confused:
He was Irish? How did I miss that part? :confused:
yeah, in the movie they were a band of irish gypsies...I'm pretty sure.
yeah:
. Vianne, however, is not to be swayed, and with the help of another new arrival in town, a handsome Irish Gypsy named Roux (Johnny Depp), she plans a "Grand Festival of Chocolate," to be held on Easter Sunday. Based on the novel by Joanne Harris, Chocolat features a distinguished supporting cast, including Judi Dench, Lena Olin, Carrie-Anne Moss, Peter Stormare, Hugh O'Conor, and Leslie Caron. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
I don't know if that shot was from chocolat. I see he has a blue wrist band on so probably not.
There's about a million photos of him on google photos.
Hmmmm...I'd like of blend of Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman and Johnny Depp, please. All three can play tough, silly, sweet and funny.