Oct 26, 2009: Fishy Plane

Sure, you're home from that long fishing trip, tired, filthy, and horny.
You want a hot shower, cold beer, and some bed time with a friend.
Cleaning the bush plane can wait...

Apparently a bear attacked his plane while parked in a remote field up here in AK. He had not cleaned out the inside after a long fishing trip and the bear smelled it.

Holy crap, what do you do now? :mg:

He had 2 new tires, 3 cases of Duct Tape and several rolls of cellophane delivered. Then went about repairing the plane so he could fly it home.

Well we know he's got balls, I hope he's got brains. :rolleyes:

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Duct Tape RULES !!!

Yes but remember not all duct tape is created equal. I'd want Mil Spec for that job.

For all our extremely venomous creepy-crawlies, Australian wildlife is relatively tame. It'll only kill you if you actually step or sit on it, otherwise it generally runs/slithers/scuttles away.

Note to self: do not get between bear and fish.

At least the bear didn't fuck with his "fishing" rifle.

A bear wouldn't puncture BOTH of the tires; that's just mean. This looks like the work of some rotten teenagers. Oooooo, I hate teenagers.

It's a bush plane, it deserved it. ;)

So you're saying it's the plane's fault? :rolleyes:

If the truth was known the dude was prolly a poacher. That'll teach him to fuck with Yogi & Booboo's pic-a-nic baskets.

Plane's completely illegal now. The ID number is missing.

Man the ACK ACKs!

Certainly if we can blame Bush for everything we can blame a silly plane. I read it on the internet and anti-plane people said it so it must be twue... really. Damm planes the cause of all our ills. Moving people about so un-needlessly. I mean really people.

SPUCK;603610 wrote:

Plane's completely illegal now. The ID number is missing.

Look more closely, it's there.... looks like Sharpie.

Damn right. Planes have been the cause of all our troubles since 9/11.

You insensitive bastard, I lost my plane on... oh hey wait.