French Translation

Please please please . . .
I need someone who can translate a document written in French to English for me. Please PM me so I can email it to you.

thanks

Qu'y a-t-il ? Le babelfish n'est-il pas assez bon pour vous ?

Ok smarty pants - lemme email it to you Pm me an address so I can attach the document.

My email is http://babelfish.yahoo.com/ .

I shall have my digital minions attend to your needs promptly.


Seriously, I cannot speak French; but I can clear my throat while performing pelvic thrusts and stroking my unshaven chin, is that good enough for you?


ETA:

Sérieusement, je ne peux pas parler français ; mais je peux dégager ma gorge tout en exécutant des poussées pelviennes et frottant mon menton non rasé, ce bon asse'est-il pour vous ?

Seriously, I cannot speak French; but I can release my throat while carrying out pelvic pushes and rubbing my nonshaven chin, this good asse' is it for you?

the document is too long and my typing skills too poor to get it all in there - I did the first paragraph and it came out as gibbrish anyway.

The difference between gibberish and fluent French may be smaller than you imagine.

Classic - I'll do it!