Have you ever butt-ƒucked a dead dog in the ass?
Please be honest--this is an anonymous poll.[COLOR="White"] . . . [/COLOR]I'm doing...research.
May we ask where else one would butt-fuck a dog but in the ass?
Well, she *was* pretty damn ugly, so, yeah. No, wait. She was alive. Just dead drunk.
I've just voted no. I wish I could think of a witty reason why!
What if it was a dead ass, and I ... in the ...
Hey, Flint has butt-fucked people in the mouth, so...there you go.
No but We've just got through thor's birthday party and I could introduce you to an 8yo who most probably would. After he killed it. Beest and I independantly noted that he has mass-murderer tendancies. He is already into stomping on dead birds that he finds in the back yard (thanks demeter) and making his penis the center of attention. butt-fucking dead dogs is probably on tomorrow's to-do list
what kind of research are you doing, Flint??!!?? :eek: To see how many people would even answer this question? :eyebrow:
Sometimes I do not like the Cellar.
yeah? maybe if I'm old enough I'll get dementia and forget shit like this. I should be so lucky.
I'm going to assume it's something metaphorical, and sidle away.
Isn't this title a little... redundant?
I mean, honestly, where else can you butt-fudge a person, or critter?
Unless you're asking whether anyone has ever butt-fudged a dead dog, whilst inside a donkey? Something akin to when Luke Skywalker was placed inside a dead Tauntaun, only with additional bestiality thrown in, for good measure?
Furthermore... Who voted "yes?" ;)
May we ask where else one would butt-fuck a dog but in the ass?
Isn't this title a little... redundant?
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I'm concerned about the ethical implications. How can a dead dog give consent?
I'm concerned about the ethical implications. How can a dead dog give consent?
Silent consent. Whereby consent is implied, but not verbalised. ;)
It's fine, as long as it's at least 2.6 years old.
The dog, or its corpse? :unsure:
Cloud, I sympathize, I can't get these last two minutes back...ever.
Sure you can. and with you being in Iraq and all, you may be reliving those two minutes sooner than you think -just live them better the second time around, mmmkay?
This thread is just a feeble attempt by Flint to make dead dogs the new hobos! I'm not buying into it. :headshake
Well at least it isn't in the "relationships" section!
Sure you can. and with you being in Iraq and all, you may be reliving those two minutes sooner than you think -just live them better the second time around, mmmkay?
I LOLed. Thanks.
yw. You could even stick googly eyes on them ;) or on the dead dog..... now there's something you could do with the two minutes..... but then that might make them not have been wasted the first time around because then you would have been able to contribute meaningfully to the thread and so then you wouldn't need to relive them differently but then if you didn't relive them differently in the first place then you would need to because you'd still be complaining about them......and then fl1nts head will go asplodey and you'll think it's the enemy set off mortars and you'll shoot them before they get you and then you won't be reliveing those two minutes after all.....
You truly have a dizzying intellect.
Yea, I'm still lurking around this thread, wasting my time I suppose.
This thread suggests that Spencer and Darwin's survival of the fittest theories may also be relevant to teh interwebz.
:eyebrow:I think I voted no, but I'm not sure.
This thread suggests that Spencer and Darwin's survival of the fittest theories may also be relevant to teh interwebz.
Well, when dealing with any kind of butt-fucking, it's always about fit.
It wasn't dead when I started...
You guys are new here.
I'm concerned about the ethical implications. How can a dead dog give consent?
More importantly, how can he refuse?
Well she was breathing when I picked her up in the bar last night. And she really didn't look that doggeredly until the morning.
Well she was breathing when I picked her up in the bar last night. And she really didn't look that doggeredly until the morning.
I used to play in a blues/rock band that had a song called "Went home at 2 with a 10, Woke up at 10 with a 2"