Do not read this thread!
Damn you, you uncooperative bastard.
GTFO, RFN!
But I want to read it. :) Besides, I already read it. It's not very exciting yet.
I have my eyes closed. You said don't read... yuou didn't say don't post.
I open it I read it and I post reply.
Though there is nothing in this thread.
As you know humans mind do exact opposite of what is written or tell them to do.
I am human so I did exactly the same.
I think I might have used this line before....are you bored or something Zen?
It was a trick thread title. If he had actually been telling us not to read this thread, it would have been titled: Do not read this thread! Yes, that means YOU!
I tried to obey, I really did!!! But it was so hard to look away!
Oh look the bluetooth headset guy found another old thread. wtg!
I think bluetooth headset is actually the Slurp Spider.
I thought this was going to be about puppies.
the thread preview function kind of defeats your um . . . thrust here.
I read this thread again, just to annoy you. :) I know, I'm terrible! Haaa!
I read Cic's post, but not the thread - Does that count?
Is this going to be on the test?
Hey I thought he told you not to read this thread, Queen. :)
I didn't - I used my Emma-like Spider Senses to respond withour actually reading.
Ooops! Sorry, I accidentally read thru 17 posts before I realized I wasn't supposed to.
You're all a bunch of bloody anarchists.
Love ya!
This thread is still not very exciting!
So don't bloody read it then! I warned you.
I'll warn you in a minute mate!
I'm reading this thread with a sore throat!
I keep trying to look away! I really do! But something keeps calling my alternate personality's name!!!
Why do I keep coming back to this?
Zen, are you gonna spank me for reading your thread?
I wish I could, sweetheart.
I can't believe this total non-thread has 500 views. Next, I'm going to put up a sign saying "dry paint" and see who touches it.
I think a sign "cold iron" would be more amusing, but I'm just downright mean sometimes.
Next, I'm going to put up a sign saying "dry paint" and see who touches it.
Great that means I should bring my dog. Quite an open invitation. [SIZE="1"]You are still on report.[/SIZE]
:)
oh my goodness! I didn't realize I could be spanked for this! Just please make me stand in the corner!