Red Alert! Danger! Danger!

lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 9:24 pm
Image I'm of a mind to fuck with the Cellar.
« on: Today at 08:05:38 PM »
ImageQuote Went back over, asked why Obama hasn't drafted our kids yet, and made them into proper little Gay socialists.

The responses were fairly predictable. Classicman was his usual brain-dead dittohead self, Shawnee spent her time slobbing his knob, and Undertoad made a not so subtle comment that I should make myself scarce again.

Fuck it. I could have some fun with this. The blowback alone will be worth it.



RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 9:54 pm
lumberjim;596600 wrote:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


:lol:

Why do you make shit like this up?
Shawnee123 • Sep 23, 2009 9:57 pm
Oh, yeah...TGGR?

He's such a darling. Glad I wasn't in on that crap.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 9:58 pm
Shawnee123;596607 wrote:
Oh, yeah...TGGR?

He's such a darling. Glad I wasn't in on that crap.


Yeah, well, that's all done and gone.

I wonder why Jim is blatantly making things up, though.
Shawnee123 • Sep 23, 2009 10:00 pm
Dunno. Maybe the commentary is directed at ME? I mean, my name is involved. I should have some say, or at least some idea what is going on without logging into your site.

Someone want to clue me in?

Any honesty or integrity about? Thought not.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:01 pm
Shawnee123;596612 wrote:
Dunno. Maybe the commentary is directed at ME? I mean, my name is involved. I should have some say, or at least some idea what is going on without logging into your site.

Someone want to clue me in?


I'd love to help, but I don't know what he's talking about.

Slow Wednesday, I suppose. A little shit-stirring for old time's sake?
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:02 pm
Sorry, Shawnee, I can't keep up with your edits.
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 10:03 pm
guess it's boring over there?
Shawnee123 • Sep 23, 2009 10:03 pm
Who can?
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:08 pm
lumberjim;596615 wrote:
guess it's boring over there?


I guess. Do you always make things up? I mean, that's kinda...well...creepy, isn't it?
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 10:09 pm
coward, liar, asshole
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:10 pm
lumberjim;596624 wrote:
coward, liar, asshole


Why, Jim, just because I called you (accurately) a hypocrite is no reason to make up an entire quote, and then call me rude names.

But I imagine you have a separate standard for that, too.
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 10:21 pm
so, you deleted the thread you started over there, and now you're accusing me of making things up?

you're a sick fucker, and your credibility is gone


if you click the link, you now get this:

An Error Has Occurred! The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.


but....just so happens that in my browser history....this appears: ( please take note of the name of the file)
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:24 pm
lumberjim;596629 wrote:
so, you deleted the thread you started over there, and now you're accusing me of making things up?

you're a sick fucker, and your credibility is gone


if you click the link, you now get this:



but....just so happens that in my browser history....this appears: ( please take note of the name of the file)


Nice shop.
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 10:26 pm
ok, crazy guy.

get back on the meds
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:33 pm
lumberjim;596633 wrote:
ok, crazy guy.

get back on the meds


That's nice. Reciprocated for you banning me (and another PDer) from chat to support your lies. Have a great day! Just not at PD!
Undertoad • Sep 23, 2009 10:34 pm
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:35 pm
Undertoad;596636 wrote:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak


Weak what? He made some shit up, and then banned me when I called him on it.

So I banned him from PD.

Undertoad, if I was gonna do silly shit, I'd have just DONE it. You know that.
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 10:36 pm
I'm actually proud. they make a big deal about NEVER banning people from PD. I didn't even do anything. I banned him from chat at the request of the ladies he was annoying.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:38 pm
lumberjim;596639 wrote:
I'm actually proud. they make a big deal about NEVER banning people from PD. I didn't even do anything. I banned him from chat at the request of the ladies he was annoying.


No, you banned me because I wouldn't rise to the bait of your name calling.

You know it, and I know it. Do you ALWAYS lie like this?

And I banned you for violation of rule 4, which is expressly permitted by PD rules, and always has been, so don't jizz all over yourself, kid.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:40 pm
LOL. Nigel (Tiki) was totally right about you, Jim. Friggin' screwball.
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 10:40 pm
I lie constantly. ask anyone.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 10:40 pm
lumberjim;596642 wrote:
I lie constantly. ask anyone.


I don't need to. You've demonstrated that to my satisfaction.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 11:01 pm
My, oh my...now you banned Richter, who didn't do shit to you.

So tell me, Jim...when did you go nuts? Was it the female hormone injections that did it, or the shame at going from a decent job to a glory hole attendant during the economic slowdown?

And why take it out on us?
lumberjim • Sep 23, 2009 11:03 pm
I banned Idem because he arrived rght after sending me 4 PMs on your board asking me to just leave already.

now...why dont you go back to your board and forget us?
monster • Sep 23, 2009 11:08 pm
I vote intolerably irritating
monster • Sep 23, 2009 11:09 pm
and I banned you from chat.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 11:09 pm
lumberjim;596648 wrote:
I banned Idem because he arrived rght after sending me 4 PMs on your board asking me to just leave already.

now...why dont you go back to your board and forget us?


You also banned Richter, who did nothing. Not sure about Idem.

Did you impress Clodfobble with your enormous epenis?

I mean, I watched you have a flash of integrity "meh", etc, then I was banned. So, did your caving in get you some epussy?
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 11:10 pm
monster;596653 wrote:
and I banned you from chat.


Actually, Jim copped to that above.

But it's interesting to note that you're a liar, too.
Undertoad • Sep 23, 2009 11:18 pm
TGRR;596638 wrote:
Weak what?


"I'ma go troll the Cellar! Watch me! Wheeeeeeeee"

You know it's weak. You of all people know it.
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 11:22 pm
Undertoad;596662 wrote:
"I'ma go troll the Cellar! Watch me! Wheeeeeeeee"

You know it's weak. You of all people know it.


Yeah. Very similar to the two separate trolls run at PD by the cellar crew.

Or is that also different? The rules as Jim explains them are so very complicated.

And in reality, I came back and posted a thread in Politics. I got about 30 ad hominem replies, and you asking me why I returned. Not one serious answer.

So who, exactly, is trolling here?
Undertoad • Sep 23, 2009 11:28 pm
Please

You weren't looking for a serious answer, and you still aren't, and we understand that.

You of all people should give us credit
TGRR • Sep 23, 2009 11:32 pm
Undertoad;596666 wrote:
Please

You weren't looking for a serious answer, and you still aren't, and we understand that.

You of all people should give us credit


Okay, that's weird. Can I ask you a favor? When I need to know what I'm thinking, can I drop in and ask you? I mean, I was flip about it, but it WAS a serious question. I simply didn't count on Classicman being so damned obsessed.

Undertoad, if I was trolling, I'd have image-bombed the board at 3AM with Dutch electric eel porn (Yes, by the way, that really exists. The Dutch are GODS with nerves made out of coiled steel). You of all people should give me a bit of credit for knowing how this sort of thing is done.
Elspode • Sep 23, 2009 11:49 pm
:stickpoke:3some::cheerldr::flamer::dedhorse::jagoff:
ZenGum • Sep 24, 2009 2:20 am
TGGR, just fuck off. That is all.
DanaC • Sep 24, 2009 4:09 am
Wtf?

Jim, why are you letting this guy troll you? I doubt you could find two dwellars to rub together who'd believe him about the made-up quote bullshit.

Shame really, 'cause when I saw he'd posted again, and so had Henry, I thought maybe they'd decided to drop hostilities and just, y'know, post about stuff. Must be a slow month in Tardland.
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 8:13 am
And the moron award goes to...

(drum roll)

Eh, we don't have enough golden moron statues to go around. Will y'all settle for a certificate?

And Dana, you're mixing up your enemies. Try to keep them straight, would ya?

kthxbai
DanaC • Sep 24, 2009 9:12 am
How am I mixing up my enemies? Or was Henry never anything to do with them?

Just seemed funny that he came around when they came around, and now TGGR's back and so is he.

Anyway, I never really thought of henry as an 'enemy'. Or, TGRR for that matter. The only 'enemies' I have are in my party and they're usually the ones with the friendliest smiles.
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 9:14 am
Henry was never anything to do with them. That's all I'm trying to say...so the timing seems funny, still, not equal.
henry quirk • Sep 24, 2009 10:12 am
For the record: I know nuthin' about nuthin' when it comes to PD.

I'm subscribed there (part of an abortive attempt to bring the apple eaters and the 'thinkers' of the now defunct *mad philosophers guild together), but find the place mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.

I have no alliances there, no buddies, no agendas involving the apple eaters.

There is such a thing as coincidence. My sticking my head in the door at about the same time as the apple eaters farting in the cellar's direction is just that: coincidence.

And: Hello Dana! Shawnee( ;) )!

And: Dana, I've removed the stick from me ass...so: no hostilities, just coffee-sipping and frolicking...

#

*I miss the MPG...it were a fine place...
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 10:21 am
OK, how about any one of you fuckers tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me when I had nothing to do with any of this crap? Talk about me like I'm one of your common Tiki whores?

Fuck you TGGR and fuck all you spineless fucking wonders.

There, did you all get what you wanted, you dickless whining instigating pieces of shit?

Good for you. Pat yourself on your little head.
Sundae • Sep 24, 2009 10:27 am
C'mon guys - this is just more twisting in the wind.

Just ignore anything he says - he's a proven liar and if we all accept that then it's no different than a barking dog. Annoying, but nothing you can negotiate with.
No reaction from us whatsoever = a pointless meme on his part, which doesn't hurt us.
henry quirk • Sep 24, 2009 10:36 am
"...tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me when I had nothing to do with any of this crap?"


It's the nature of the world: there ain't no justice.

It's also the nature of the 'net: turds float free without fear of real reprisal.

*shrug*
lumberjim • Sep 24, 2009 10:39 am
Shawnee123;596752 wrote:
OK, how about any one of you fuckers tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me


gets away with?

I think not.
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 10:42 am
He called me a fucking whore on his fucking board which I have NOTHING TO DO WITH, I didn't even respond to his reappearance, I had a conversation of a couple posts between classic (whose dick I am, apparently, sucking) and henry.

And we all sit here and snicker and say "now now...he's just being a big poopy-head."

FUCK THAT.

I have never whored myself out on this board or any other board, yet I'm the one in the center of TGGRs little snippy post to his skanky ass board?

Pretend I'm your goddam sister. Better yet, pretend I'm your friend.
classicman • Sep 24, 2009 10:54 am
Roger is a lying asshole - that is nothing but a well established FACT.

Don't let him bother you Shaw - he is just trying to get a rise out of us so he can have something to talk about when he goes back to the rock he crawled under ... commonly know as PD. He apparently has no life so he tries to disrupt ours to have something to discuss.
classicman • Sep 24, 2009 10:56 am
I haven't been over there to see what he did, but I was for banning him the last time.
Sundae • Sep 24, 2009 10:56 am
Shawnee123;596766 wrote:
Pretend I'm your goddam sister. Better yet, pretend I'm your friend.

I think I am your friend. It certainly bugs me that you're upset by this, whereas I'm trying to be immune to my sister's opinions.

I'd rather he was saying something about me than you if it upsets you, although I'm pretty sure you'd be upset if it was about me anyway.

I'm trying to cut this off once and for all. This is not someone any of us should interact with. And we don't have to. He'll come back and do it again. Sorry that it happened to you this thime, the time I'm trying my new philosophy. And LJ of course - but I don't think he really gives a shit.

I'll let you react the way you want to and stop preaching x
monster • Sep 24, 2009 11:30 am
Wait what, Shawnee? We're all just sitting here? WTF do you want done? Jim called him out on it and managed to get himself banned. He a shit-stirring lying troll. The thread he started draggin your name through his quagmire is gone as a result of Jim posting it's content here. What more do you want?

I believe he should be banned and I've asked for a ban and now I'm ignoring him. I know he want a ban so he can go and posture over there and i don't care if our banning him makes him happier than he should be, I want him to stop being able to be here stirring shit because he's jealous that he can't be part of a board with real community. How is that not supporting you? You want us to go over there and cause more shit? It's like a tree falling in a forest.... if we take a dump in the sewer......

Yup that probably didn't make any sense but this asshole and his buddies ruined chat last night for no other reason than being assholes and I'm all done with it. they picked you because you are innocent and you will rise to the bait. They banned Jim because he's the one most likely to actually cause true damage to their sceptic tank. They have no redeeming features and i can't see why they haven't set off the intolerably irrtating and no real worth bullshit alrm with auto shut-off system.

let's declare TGRR the winner so he can go back with a laurel on his head and make sure his victory wasn't exciting enough for him to feel the need to start another round. and ban his ass. maybe he'll even eat some of the laurel. I can't think why he finds bothering us so amusing when he's so clearly superior to us human-types. It's not even his board over there, but I don't think the board owner is any more human -or am I wrong on that? I think I remember Tony reporting discussions with him and them turning sour, but that could have been a figment of my imagination. (I hope not, what an imagination to have....).

If we can't ban him on principle, canwe at least permanently change his user title like UT did for radar?
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 11:34 am
This thread came on the heels of a woman, who is my self-proclaimed "best friend in the world" (though the woman I consider my best friend would never act as such) freak out and pull some pretty intense shit on me.

I had to write off her, and her husband, last night. This too was not my doing. It was a very hurtful situation.

So I gave Tggr the power to upset me, and I shouldn't have. I guess I expect much out of people, in the form of standing up for what is right and for people they care about. My silly ideologies, having been trampled many times, still try to survive.

It isn't, in retrospect, about TGGR or his stupid comment (of course he'll call me out, of course it will be pointed out: it is known that I am an easy target if you aim in the right spot. What fun for all!) but about deeper hurts and breaches of trust.

We can just call it Shawnee overreacting as usual...it is the easiest way to view it.

The Good Reverend is neither good nor a reverend. He is not worth my keyboard.


@ mon: I want honor and respect. I want indignation at some asshole calling me a whore. I want too much.
monster • Sep 24, 2009 11:47 am
I am indignant. I'm down-right pissed off. I think Jim's posting it here was indignation personified. You are honored and respected -not by todger obviously, but if you want that, sure, you are wanting too much.

However, I'll be happy to return the indignation to the kitchen and ask the chef to prepare it more to Madam's liking. And hopefully not wipe boogers on it. Would you prefer it a little more well done? more seasoning? A1 sauce?
;)
Undertoad • Sep 24, 2009 11:48 am
If you agree to ignore the troll, he will go away. Let us agree now.
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 11:49 am
heh...slather some damn ketchup on the thing. And get me some fries. :o
classicman • Sep 24, 2009 11:50 am
with or without cheese?

@UT - Agreed.
jinx • Sep 24, 2009 11:56 am
We were mean to him in chat Shaw, just trying not to shit up our own board too much...
Smootch.
monster • Sep 24, 2009 11:57 am
I'm sceptical, but I started totally ignoring it ...wait what.... last night until i saw that shawnee was upset.

thing is, though, he keeps trying and there's always someone who will respond and if that someone is a newb, do we ignore them too and make them feel unwelcome? And what if he says that postex's child desreved to die and postery's 10yo child is a whore he fucked in the ass. That's kinda hard for postery to be ambivalent about and ignore. Is it ok for him to say that on his board. maybe if postery doesn't se it. But if postery doesn't see it what's the point, so todger will find a way to make sure they see it. ban him and he goes away also.....
monster • Sep 24, 2009 11:58 am
(Jinx is right, he did get torn a new one in chat and didn't like it very much as you can tell by his even poorer-than-usual quality of come-back in the chat-time thread.)
Shawnee123 • Sep 24, 2009 12:02 pm
I'm sorry guys. Like I said, bad timing. Still, I know better. Sometimes I slide backwards a little.

Thank you.
monster • Sep 24, 2009 12:08 pm
Not be sorry, just not feel let down..... we do support you but we're like cats -we show it by pooping on your laundry.
Idemosaka • Sep 24, 2009 12:22 pm
lumberjim;596648 wrote:
I banned Idem because he arrived rght after sending me 4 PMs on your board asking me to just leave already.

Image

henry quirk;596748 wrote:

I'm subscribed there (part of an abortive attempt to bring the apple eaters and the 'thinkers' of the now defunct *mad philosophers guild together), but find the place mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.


Man. This dude is one of those real Discordians. You guys should watch out. They're untrustworthy. Just saying.
glatt • Sep 24, 2009 12:29 pm
Maybe next time we should do a bunch of PMing with each other instead of just the ignoring it. That way the troll doesn't feed off the negative energy and grow stronger, but we still communicate and support each other. I watched this whole thing unfold and started to get into it at least half a dozen times but then deleted what I wrote to not feed the trolls. Still, I hesitate clicking on "submit reply."
classicman • Sep 24, 2009 12:39 pm
glatt;596816 wrote:
I started to get into it at least half a dozen times but then deleted what I wrote to not feed the trolls. Still, I hesitate clicking on "submit reply."


I've said it before and I'll day it again...You're a better man than I, Sir Glatt.
monster • Sep 24, 2009 12:46 pm
I'd rather no next time at all. Can we hope for a 5-year remission, at least?
lumberjim • Sep 24, 2009 12:49 pm
I just got an email saying that i'm unbanned from PD now, and I should really learn to see the humor in these kind of things.

yeah.

funny
monster • Sep 24, 2009 12:56 pm
now that's funny.
limey • Sep 24, 2009 12:57 pm
glatt;596816 wrote:
Maybe next time we should do a bunch of PMing with each other instead of just the ignoring it. That way the troll doesn't feed off the negative energy and grow stronger, but we still communicate and support each other. I watched this whole thing unfold and started to get into it at least half a dozen times but then deleted what I wrote to not feed the trolls. Still, I hesitate clicking on "submit reply."


:thumb:
Idemosaka • Sep 24, 2009 12:59 pm
There is no better way to fend off trolls than shouting "Don't feed the trolls!". You can trust me as I have 10 years of experience in this matter.

lumberjim;596841 wrote:
I just got an email saying that i'm unbanned from PD now, and I should really learn to see the humor in these kind of things.

yeah.

funny


<3
classicman • Sep 24, 2009 1:04 pm
lumberjim;596841 wrote:
I should really learn to see the humor in these kind of things.

yeah.

funny



...not.
TheMercenary • Sep 24, 2009 2:50 pm
Shawnee123;596752 wrote:
OK, how about any one of you fuckers tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me when I had nothing to do with any of this crap? Talk about me like I'm one of your common Tiki whores?

Fuck you TGGR and fuck all you spineless fucking wonders.

There, did you all get what you wanted, you dickless whining instigating pieces of shit?

Good for you. Pat yourself on your little head.


:thumb:
Pie • Sep 24, 2009 3:43 pm
monster;596806 wrote:
we're like cats -we show it by pooping on your laundry.


Great cellar tagline.
TGRR • Sep 24, 2009 3:48 pm
ZenGum;596685 wrote:
TGGR, just fuck off. That is all.


How shall I fuck off, O Lord?
TGRR • Sep 24, 2009 3:49 pm
lumberjim;596841 wrote:
I just got an email saying that i'm unbanned from PD now, and I should really learn to see the humor in these kind of things.

yeah.

funny


You're just looking at it wrong, that's all.
TGRR • Sep 24, 2009 4:26 pm
lumberjim;596633 wrote:
ok, crazy guy.

get back on the meds


I think the meds are the problem.
lookout123 • Sep 24, 2009 5:01 pm
I think it is stupid annoying shit like this that has taken a large slice of joy out visiting the cellar.
TGRR • Sep 24, 2009 5:08 pm
lookout123;596950 wrote:
I think it is stupid annoying shit like this that has taken a large slice of joy out visiting the cellar.


Wow. I did all that?

Sorry.
lumberjim • Sep 24, 2009 5:13 pm
TGRR;596916 wrote:
How shall I fuck off, O Lord?



what's that from? I love that line.
TGRR • Sep 24, 2009 5:13 pm
lumberjim;596958 wrote:
what's that from? I love that line.


Monty Python's Life of Brian.
richlevy • Oct 4, 2009 10:20 am
I don't know who on PD did what, or if TGRR and his friends are guilty, but after reading through this thread my attitude is "Give 'em all a broadside and let G-d sort them out!"
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