That's why you guys are so boring.
maybe tell some fart jokes or something?
So there was this guy, and it was some special occasion, like his birthday or something. And he got home from work, and his wife greeted him at the door. And she put a blindfold on him and brought him into another room and then left for a minute. He was thinking about sex, or maybe that's another joke, so anyway, he farted while she was gone. A lot. And then she came back and took the blindfold off, and the room was full of people. And they had all been there while he had farted!
I'm busy. So busy that I'm creating a list of stuff I need to rant about......when I have time :lol:
pthuuuuuurrrp!
If an elephant's front legs are running at 50 miles per hour, what are it's back legs doing?
hauling ass.
THIS IS MY 15,600TH POST, EMEFFERS!
[COLOR=White]. . . [/COLOR]And only 15,599 of them sucked.
There is a lot of "nice" going around the Cellar these days. :right:
I get the feeling that Pie doesn't like me very much.... It's hard to put your finger on it....but still....it's there.....you have to be pretty perceptive and read between the words.....but...yeah...there it is.
Well, who else am I going to pick on??
Anyone? Anyone?[COLOR=LemonChiffon]. . . Bueller?[/COLOR]
I just wish you'd consider my feelings before you say such hurtful things, that's all.
well, that's real nice
,and that';s some overcommaztion right, up, there.
Oh, I consider them. And reject them. :right:
I just wish you'd consider my feelings before you say such hurtful things, that's all.
Oh, I consider them. And reject them.
Wait, Pie is TW? Now I'm really confused.:eyebrow:
Just his feelings, classic. Not his arguments. :rolleyes:
[COLOR=LemonChiffon]And his wife is hawt![/COLOR]
Nah, there's a lot more to say yet.
Just wait and see!
Aw, don't be mean to pie, I like her... for some reason I can't quite put my finger on...
Aw, don't be mean to pie, I like her... for some reason I can't quite put my finger on...
mean to PIE? ME[SIZE=3]E[/SIZE][SIZE=4]E[/SIZE][SIZE=5]E[SIZE=6]E[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=7]???[/SIZE]
LJ likes teh Pie.
We have seen his belleh!
:p
p.s. ...Pie, ever been to a British Footy (soccer) game? There's a song all about you....
let them eat cake, you need pie...
I need your arms around me, I need to feel your touch.
.....
I need your love...so.....MUCH....
She's touring the facilities, she's taking up the slack.
Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components.
At First i was afraid, I was
petrified.You can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat.
