The Diet Failure Accountability Fread

lumberjim • Sep 12, 2009 12:05 pm
I'm eating the insides of a Chicken Cheesesteak with grilled mushrooms.

I'm not eating the roll.

I passed on a free Boston Cream donut this morning.
Griff • Sep 12, 2009 12:44 pm
More lumber less bark... keep it up bro your knees will thank you.
Cicero • Sep 12, 2009 2:14 pm
Flowering Anal Blossom.

Now every time you have a craving come to this thread and read that. I am here to help! :)
lumberjim • Sep 12, 2009 9:47 pm
i had a dozen or so lays baked chips during the day


for dinner, i had a v healthy turkey burger wrap with a retarded amount of spinach in it.
Perry Winkle • Sep 13, 2009 12:10 am
lumberjim;594429 wrote:

for dinner, i had a v healthy turkey burger wrap with a retarded amount of spinach in it.


I'm a big proponent of retarded amounts of spinach. Nutritious, tasty and low calorie.
Clodfobble • Sep 13, 2009 12:19 am
Too fuckin' low calorie. I like salads too much. I need me some more calories.
lumberjim • Sep 13, 2009 12:25 am
Clodfobble;594438 wrote:
Too fuckin' low calorie. I like salads too much. I need me some more calories.


Domino's bread bowl pasta dishes are your huckleberry

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Griff • Sep 13, 2009 8:10 am
Clodfobble;594438 wrote:
I like salads too much.


Wish I had that problem. I only like meat, red meat.
lumberjim • Sep 14, 2009 11:23 am
I'm not eating one of those cookies that are up front.

I had prunes instead. yum.....
kerosene • Sep 14, 2009 12:43 pm
Aaaack! Birthday weekend. Too much cake and candy. Somebody get me some insulin and a dentist.
limey • Sep 14, 2009 7:20 pm
lumberjim;594695 wrote:
I'm not eating one of those cookies that are up front.

I had prunes instead. yum.....


waittaminnit! I thought I was the only person in the world who admitted to liking prunes!
DanaC • Sep 14, 2009 7:24 pm
I like prunes.
lumberjim • Sep 14, 2009 7:43 pm
I had 5 buffalo wings

I'd do it again.
DanaC • Sep 14, 2009 8:06 pm
buffaloes have wings?
jinx • Sep 14, 2009 8:21 pm
Buffalo Wings
Serving Size: [COLOR=black]5 wings[/COLOR]; Calories: [COLOR=black]429[/COLOR], Total Fat: [COLOR=black]31g[/COLOR], Carbs: [COLOR=black]4g[/COLOR], Protein: [COLOR=black]33g[/COLOR]
lumberjim • Sep 14, 2009 8:38 pm
well, I'm not proud of it.

I'm going to the gym in the morning to do pennance
Undertoad • Sep 14, 2009 8:41 pm
Dani

Since wings and drumsticks and such are less desireable parts of the chicken, and are always left over, restaurants have taken to putting them in a tangy hot sauce-butter combination and baking or frying them, for a cheap appetizer. This practice first took off in the city of Buffalo.
limey • Sep 15, 2009 4:15 am
Undertoad;594780 wrote:
Dani

Since wings and drumsticks and such are less desireable parts of the chicken, and are always left over, restaurants have taken to putting them in a tangy hot sauce-butter combination and baking or frying them, for a cheap appetizer. This practice first took off in the city of Buffalo.


The Cellar always knows!
DanaC • Sep 15, 2009 6:59 am
Thankyou!

I love the cellar. I learn something new here often :)
Pooka • Sep 26, 2009 2:36 pm
I ate 3 chili dogs last night.... I'm so ashamed.... but Flint had 4.... and they were Hebrew national... so at least there wasn't any "filler".
lumberjim • Sep 26, 2009 8:20 pm
At my job, on Saturdays, we get free lunch. This is a dealership tradition regardless of where you work. Our store alternates pizza one week and individual orders from 'Chick's" sandwich shop the next. I have had a Chicken Cheesesteak with grilled mushrooms every other Saturday for over a year. Last week, I decided that I would change that standing order to a dry Turkey Hoagie and not eat the roll. Well, today...I ate the fucking thing roll and all. I have excuses, but they don't matter.
TheMercenary • Sep 28, 2009 11:06 am
I ate KFC last night. We were going to order pizza but my dog got bit by a rattlesnake and we had to rush him to the 24 hour emergency vet which totally screwed up our order out pizza plans. SO, driving back into town about 8 pm we caved to KFC, corn, tater wedges, and coleslaw.
lumberjim • Sep 28, 2009 11:09 am
jinx was taunting me yesterday. Apparently somewhere in west Reading there is a Pizza place that offers 2 large Pizza and 50 wings for $27! She mentioned it twice. heartless wench that she is.
Sundae • Sep 28, 2009 12:33 pm
Now I've been outed in Glatt's Game I can admit.
Tried to avoid the temptation of eating unhealthy food when I had money in my pocket.
No, what am I saying? I did avoid temptation with money in my pocket!

I blame the parents.
Really.

They had pork scratchings (fried pig snacks) in the cupboard.
They shouldn't have bought them.
They shouldn't have gone out.
I shouldn't have eaten them.

See?
Two out of three bad choices were their's :)
monster • Sep 28, 2009 12:34 pm
Sundae Girl;597802 wrote:
their's :)



you been stealing from the greengrocer again, SG? ;)
Sundae • Sep 28, 2009 12:37 pm
Typo, typo, typo!
Otherwise it would have been they'res...

I am publicly shamed though.
Go to said greengrocer for rotten tomatoe's.
dar512 • Sep 28, 2009 12:53 pm
I would have bet that you would not find pork rinds in England. I like them but think of them as a kind of down-home hillbilly snack (before Atkins, anyway).

But now I see that they are an international snack and I can hold my head up high. :D
Shawnee123 • Sep 28, 2009 1:00 pm
I will never understand the draw of pig-flavored cheetos. :vomit:
Sundae • Sep 28, 2009 1:04 pm
T'cha - where'd you think the taste for pig flesh came from in the first place?!

Jellied eels now, I accept didn't translate.
Pico and ME • Sep 28, 2009 1:04 pm
Oh...I luv! the BBQ flavored ones. When I was zoning (diet), I used to rationalize eating them because they were mostly protein.
jinx • Sep 28, 2009 1:09 pm
lumberjim;597753 wrote:
jinx was taunting me yesterday. Apparently somewhere in west Reading there is a Pizza place that offers 2 large Pizza and 50 wings for $27! She mentioned it twice. heartless wench that she is.


Well come on! That's a great deal and you know it.

But wings are bad... very bad. Fried dark meat covered in butter bad.
Sundae • Sep 28, 2009 1:20 pm
jinx;597827 wrote:
Well come on! That's a great deal and you know it.

But wings are bad... very bad. Fried dark meat covered in butter bad.


I temper my jealousy with the idea that it cannot be possible to have that much food at that price and actually have it edible.

You can't can't a decent pizza here for the same.

Please don't disabuse me.
Or at least supply pics so I can staple then to my corpse as evidence.
jinx • Sep 28, 2009 2:56 pm
It seemed like a (twice) remarkably good price to me, even for here SG.

We were driving to an away game outside of our normal stomping grounds so I doubt I'll ever know how good the food there is. We don't tend to do pizza/wings as a family anyway... Jim only struggles with his diet at work.
dar512 • Sep 28, 2009 3:13 pm
Shawnee123;597820 wrote:
I will never understand the draw of pig-flavored cheetos. :vomit:

But but but, it's fried stuff!
glatt • Sep 28, 2009 3:14 pm
Eating out, I've had large quantities of cheap food before, but never large quantities of cheap delicious food.
dar512 • Sep 28, 2009 3:15 pm
jinx;597873 wrote:
Jim only struggles with his diet at work.

Better at home or worse?
jinx • Sep 28, 2009 3:18 pm
Much better at home. Last night was whole grain pasta with Newman's Own Sockarooni sauce, raw spinach, and steamed broccoli. Jim didn't even put parmesan on his...
limey • Sep 28, 2009 3:34 pm
Sundae Girl;597802 wrote:
Now I've been outed in Glatt's Game I can admit.
Tried to avoid the temptation of eating unhealthy food when I had money in my pocket.
No, what am I saying? I did avoid temptation with money in my pocket!

I blame the parents.
Really.

They had pork scratchings (fried pig snacks) in the cupboard.
They shouldn't have bought them.
They shouldn't have gone out.
I shouldn't have eaten them.

See?
Two out of three bad choices were their's :)


Isn't that three out of four bad choices were theres's'eir'ses?
Sundae • Sep 28, 2009 4:23 pm
Let this be a lesson to you kids.
Eat pig snacks, fuck up your grammar.

I apologise to all greengrocer's tonight for stealing theyre apostrophe's.
Blimey. I promise not to tut at any for at least two week's.

[shame]
monster • Sep 28, 2009 8:42 pm
jinx;597890 wrote:
Much better at home. Last night was whole grain pasta with Newman's Own Sockarooni sauce, raw spinach, and steamed broccoli. Jim didn't even put parmesan on his...


Sockarooni? no wonder he didn't need parmesan (and yes, when I read it, I mentally pronounced it the American way... :o)
Shawnee123 • Sep 30, 2009 12:24 pm
So I was back on track...salads and little else.

Then, something bothered me, and I thought fuck it.

I am now eating a big burrito and chips and some kind of wonderful cheese sauce from our on-campus burrito place.

Because, you know, fuck it.

:(
limey • Sep 30, 2009 1:27 pm
Shawnee123;598363 wrote:
So I was back on track...salads and little else.

Then, something bothered me, and I thought fuck it.

I am now eating a big burrito and chips and some kind of wonderful cheese sauce from our on-campus burrito place.

Because, you know, fuck it.

:(


I am in awe, Isn't a burrito a kind of donkey? A big one! With CHIPS!? and CHEESE SAUCE!?! [SIZE="1"]wow[/SIZE]
Pie • Sep 30, 2009 1:41 pm
I :heartpump these cultural misunderstandings!
Undertoad • Sep 30, 2009 1:51 pm
A burrito can be perfectly good. The chips will kill you.
Shawnee123 • Sep 30, 2009 1:55 pm
That's what I was going for...
Sundae • Sep 30, 2009 2:54 pm
Eggs Benedict for lunch.
I blame Tropicana - current Brit-ref only and even that might be regional.

I et it though, so all my own fault. Nom nom nom, I have to say.
Griff • Sep 30, 2009 5:11 pm
Last night it was hot wings and cheese fries... urp!
limey • Sep 30, 2009 5:16 pm
Undertoad;598383 wrote:
A burrito can be perfectly good. The chips will kill you.


no No NO! The donkey can kill you with a single well-aimed kick!
Shawnee123 • Sep 30, 2009 7:20 pm
Ugh...felt like I got that kick alright!

So I stopped at the grocery on the way home and bought only healthy foodies.

My track is back.

:)
monster • Sep 30, 2009 11:08 pm
liar
Shawnee123 • Oct 1, 2009 8:21 am
I bought apples, grapes, watermelon, walnuts, pita, hummus...

Well, the cheddar mashed potatoes weren't so healthy but they went well with the turkey breast (which I left on the counter in a tupperware with the lid only partially on so it would cool before I sealed and refrigerated, and I heard this "clunk" in the kitchen and Tajjy had knocked the whole damn thing on the floor.)
Sundae • Oct 1, 2009 3:27 pm
I made sausage casserole tonight.
What Dad didn't know was that the sausages were WeightWatchers sausages - and having checked every damn sausage out there, I can confirm they are the lowest in fat and calories. And after all, if you casserole them, you can't taste them anyway. Because he has rejected them before, "Don't get them again, they taste a bit funny."

I was a bad girl with the mashipots though. I never learned how to cook them from Mum. I thought mashed potatoes were literally that. Potatoes, mashed. It took me years to realise other people put milk & butter in them (meh, I doused mine in vinegar in the proper East End style)

So I used skimmed milk and spread, which is better than full fat & butter, but is a step back from nothing
Dad cleaned his plate! Nom Nom Nom.
Diet failure in one way. minor victory in another.
jinx • Oct 1, 2009 8:29 pm
Jimmy's BBQ in Malvern. Pulled pork to freakin die for... and the ribs.... omg
lumberjim • Oct 1, 2009 8:50 pm
are there leftovers?!
jinx • Oct 1, 2009 8:55 pm
Yes.
lumberjim • Oct 1, 2009 9:03 pm
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Clodfobble • Oct 1, 2009 11:47 pm
Hey Sundae, another option for the mashed potatoes is to thin them out with just a tiny bit of chicken broth. At least, I think that's healthier than butter and milk. Now that I think about it, I'm not actually sure.
Sundae • Oct 2, 2009 10:29 am
We're far more likely to have milk & spread than chicken broth also...