Upperclassmen

Ibby • Sep 7, 2009 11:30 am
There's a "rule" here at Bennington - Upperclassmen don't sleep with Freshmen before October 1. On that night, there's a massive party - "Dress To Get Laid" - and then it's fair game.

The house chair of the house across the street from mine, a junior...
well, let's just say he doesn't much care for that rule.


;)
morethanpretty • Sep 7, 2009 11:37 am
rules are made to be broken.
Ibby • Sep 7, 2009 12:49 pm
also
both of us are rather stuck wearing collared shirts or scarves for the next... week or so at least.

=]
Cloud • Sep 7, 2009 1:00 pm
lucky you. and I do mean lucky. ;)
Ibby • Sep 7, 2009 3:57 pm
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though both of these appear to be from before he got his eyebrow pierced. and don't quite do him justice.
he's such a sweetheart, too...
Clodfobble • Sep 7, 2009 5:20 pm
Aren't you glad your parents made you go to college? ;)
Crimson Ghost • Sep 8, 2009 12:29 am
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[SIZE=7]TOGA! TOGA! TOGA![/SIZE]
DanaC • Sep 8, 2009 7:14 am
He's damn cute! Does he know you've posted his pic here?
ZenGum • Sep 8, 2009 8:45 am
Now that Ibram is at college, is the cellar going to turn into a hot barely legal co-ed porn site?

Just asking.
DanaC • Sep 8, 2009 8:46 am
ZenGum;593302 wrote:
Now that Ibram is at college, is the cellar going to turn into a hot barely legal co-ed porn site?

Just hoping.


Fixed it for ya:)
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 8, 2009 9:57 am
Co-ed?
ZenGum • Sep 8, 2009 10:48 pm
Well, Bi-ed sounds funny.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 10, 2009 9:37 am
16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid.
Shawnee123 • Sep 10, 2009 9:39 am
# 11 made me snort out loud!
capnhowdy • Sep 13, 2009 11:37 am
College: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Ibby • Sep 17, 2009 2:55 pm
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
Sundae • Sep 17, 2009 3:01 pm
I'm sure that's very clever and all.
I just didn't understand a word of it :)

Lovely chap you posted a pic of. I was scared for a second that you'd got yourself pierced. Yes, yes, I know. I am bloody awful with faces - said it before and will say it again.

So, reading between the lines and still needing subtitles - because I don't understand the American terms for the various years, you got yourself some tail?! (as opposed to no-tail, in a League of Gentlemen stylee?)

You go boyo!

ETA - every time I tried to load the 16 things (or whatever it was) it took my system into smackdown :(
Pie • Sep 17, 2009 3:45 pm
(SG, that's from "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Mr. Loaf.)
glatt • Sep 17, 2009 3:47 pm
Sundae Girl;595444 wrote:
I'm sure that's very clever and all.
I just didn't understand a word of it :)


It's some lyrics from a famous song in the States. It's about the excitement of two people engaged in foreplay about to enter into actual intercourse. It uses the euphemism of making it to home plate in baseball and scoring, and is told from the point of view of a young man.

edit: what Pie said. Also, it's a favorite at wedding receptions.
Undertoad • Sep 17, 2009 3:52 pm
STOP RIGHT THERE
Ibby • Sep 17, 2009 4:08 pm
Though actually, things are over with the cute junior. He wanted a real relationship, and I can't really do that right now. On the other hand I've got a real good thing going with a purple-haired freshman girl now, so... =]
capnhowdy • Sep 17, 2009 8:48 pm
Never saw THAT one coming.
Ibby • Sep 17, 2009 9:15 pm
it felt really weird giving the 'sorry, I can't handle an emotional thing, let's just be friends' thing to a guy older than me. but, hell - i'm in college, i'm a freshman, i'm gonna have me my fun.
Shawnee123 • Sep 17, 2009 9:18 pm
I love that college kids still do that! My dorm-mates and I would act out the baseball game in the hallway...way back when.

:)
piercehawkeye45 • Sep 17, 2009 11:35 pm
Once when we were high, my friends and I made a move for every baseball term we could think of.

But, by the way we defined it, Ibram's boy would be getting jail time....
ZenGum • Sep 18, 2009 1:10 am
...and in news just in, the odds of Ibram getting any actual study done as a freshman have been revised to 1 in 850...
piercehawkeye45 • Sep 18, 2009 1:35 am
Nah, I bet he can get a tutor. Those college seniors love helping the young freshies get up to speed.
wolf • Sep 18, 2009 8:35 am
Son, you have the large economy size box of condoms, right?
Ibby • Sep 18, 2009 10:04 am
Every house has a safe sex kit, complete with condoms, lube, and... Latex gloves. Condoms are not in short supply.
classicman • Sep 18, 2009 10:29 am
Every house, really??? Where do they come from? Is this school policy now or what???
Ibby • Sep 18, 2009 6:16 pm
It's school policy at Bennington, at least. Student Life provides them in conjunction with Health Services. They also provide a first aid kit for every house.

eta: note that Bennington, being a tiny school, doesn't have big dorm buildings, it has houses - 12 colonials built in the 30s, 3 houses built in the 70s, and 3 built a few years ago. Each house has 30-40 students in it. The two House Chairs for each house act sort of like RAs, but less interested in enforcement than in being more like a mayor to the house, chairing the weekly house meeting and things like that.
classicman • Sep 19, 2009 7:26 am
That is very interesting. I had no idea.
Clodfobble • Sep 19, 2009 10:57 am
At my state university, they didn't hand out condoms directly at the dorms, but you could walk into the Health Services center anytime and get them for less than half price.
Sundae • Sep 19, 2009 12:34 pm
Contraception is free in the UK, especially for teens (who can get the morning after pill OTC for example, and same with no appointment needed clamydia testing in a high street pharmacy.)

But I think it's a great idea. When I was working in marketing at 19, one of our clients was Durex (condom brand in case it's not worldwide.) Mates were just hitting the market, and spanking the opposition with the youth-oriented campaigns, so our agency was hired to hit all the festivals with free handouts. Then as now, I used to take freebies with both hands and think what I would do with them afterwards. I was in a stable relationship and on the pill, so I had no need for them but everyone else was too embarressed to take the surplus, and they were going to be destroyed. So I got boxes and boxes in these cool drop down dispensing drawers and gave them to all my student friends for their bathrooms. I think there were something like 25 boxes of three in each set. I'm sure some were blown up and/ or stretched over the wrong type of heads, but it did gain me a kind of cool notoriety when I phoned up - "Cherry? As in the Condom Girl?"

I like to hope I stopped a few hungover mornings being quite as distressing as they might otherwise have been. If you only ever have to walk to the bathroom at the end of the hall, there is much less reason for not protecting yourself.
capnhowdy • Sep 20, 2009 7:26 am
You can actually use a condom as a barf bag. Trust me. I've seen it.
limey • Sep 24, 2009 7:03 am
capnhowdy;595938 wrote:
You can actually use a condom as a barf bag. Trust me. I've seen it.


:vomit:
Crimson Ghost • Sep 24, 2009 10:59 pm
If you can vomit out of your penis, then I'm sure there's a fetish film producer who wants to talk to you.
Ibby • Sep 28, 2009 11:59 pm
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]saturday night
i got it on with both the junior boy
and the freshman girl[/COLOR]
[/SIZE]
college.
love it so much.